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"Fredric L. Rice" |
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18 Feb 2005 09:58:47 PM |
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Howard Stern covers Scientology's insanity |
A short excerpt from today's Howard Stern show:
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HOWARD STERN: Okay, here we go. This is an article. Jenna Elfman,
you know, the chick who used to be on TV, you know who she is?
ROBIN QUIVERS: Oh, yeah, from "Dharma and Greg", right?
HOWARD (reading from article): Some Jenna Elfman fans were startled
by what the star had to say in a recent issue of Scientology magazine
"Celebrity". Quote, "I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as
many people as I can, and that is my goal in life", Elfman said. To
do this, she says, "It is my duty to clear the planet". By clearing,
she means to rid the world of body thetans, aliens who Scientologists
believe inhabit the earth from a nuclear explosion 75 million years
ago.
(Artie Lange laughing)
HOWARD: (laughs) She continued that "the more successful I became,
the more suppression I bumped into, especially in the entertainment
industry which really is home to rabid suppression".
(Artie laughing even more)
HOWARD: She said that in the magazine.
ARTIE LANGE: Oh, my God, that's great!
ROBIN: Wait a minute, you gotta tell me this again; she's what?
HOWARD: She wants to get rid of thetans.
ARTIE: She's crazy!
HOWARD: Body--(laughter)--
ROBIN: That's the short version.
ARTIE: She's a lunatic!
HOWARD: Evidently Scientology believes, according to Jenna Elfman,
that there are body thetans out that who are actual aliens who came
here after a big nuclear holocaust 75 million years ago.
(Fred Norris starts playing spooky "Twilight Zone"-type background
music)
ARTIE: Right--
HOWARD: --and she wants to rid the planet of them.
ROBIN: Oh. And how--where are they? I mean, what do they look like?
HOWARD: I just see this as a sign of mental illness and that she's
gonna try and rid--she wants to get rid of people.
ARTIE: It's a cry for help, I think she needs professional help.
ROBIN: I really do believe we need to interview her before that help
comes.
HOWARD: Gary, get me Jenna Elfman tomorrow as a guest immediately,
fly her in.
ROBIN: We want to help her clear the planet!
ARTIE: One of my favorite things you ever did here before I got here,
just listening during the news once. You played two separate clips of
Jenna Elfman speaking and she somehow finished her sentences, like the
one, she was in tune with the crap she was feeling!
(then they talk about something else)
====================
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Scientology crooks: http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html
Scientology murder: http://PerkinsTragedy.org
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girls haven't done their fair share of carpet cleaning!" - AB
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| User: "Wavy G" |
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| Title: Re: Howard Stern covers Scientology's insanity |
18 Feb 2005 10:17:26 PM |
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(Fredric L. Rice) wrote:
A short excerpt from today's Howard Stern show:
====================
HOWARD STERN: Okay, here we go. This is an article. Jenna Elfman,
you know, the chick who used to be on TV, you know who she is?
ROBIN QUIVERS: Oh, yeah, from "Dharma and Greg", right?
HOWARD (reading from article): Some Jenna Elfman fans were startled
by what the star had to say in a recent issue of Scientology magazine
"Celebrity". Quote, "I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as
many people as I can, and that is my goal in life", Elfman said. To
do this, she says, "It is my duty to clear the planet". By clearing,
she means to rid the world of body thetans, aliens who Scientologists
believe inhabit the earth from a nuclear explosion 75 million years
ago.
(Artie Lange laughing)
HOWARD: (laughs) She continued that "the more successful I became,
the more suppression I bumped into, especially in the entertainment
industry which really is home to rabid suppression".
(Artie laughing even more)
HOWARD: She said that in the magazine.
ARTIE LANGE: Oh, my God, that's great!
ROBIN: Wait a minute, you gotta tell me this again; she's what?
HOWARD: She wants to get rid of thetans.
ARTIE: She's crazy!
HOWARD: Body--(laughter)--
ROBIN: That's the short version.
ARTIE: She's a lunatic!
HOWARD: Evidently Scientology believes, according to Jenna Elfman,
that there are body thetans out that who are actual aliens who came
here after a big nuclear holocaust 75 million years ago.
(Fred Norris starts playing spooky "Twilight Zone"-type background
music)
ARTIE: Right--
HOWARD: --and she wants to rid the planet of them.
ROBIN: Oh. And how--where are they? I mean, what do they look like?
HOWARD: I just see this as a sign of mental illness and that she's
gonna try and rid--she wants to get rid of people.
ARTIE: It's a cry for help, I think she needs professional help.
ROBIN: I really do believe we need to interview her before that help
comes.
HOWARD: Gary, get me Jenna Elfman tomorrow as a guest immediately,
fly her in.
ROBIN: We want to help her clear the planet!
ARTIE: One of my favorite things you ever did here before I got here,
just listening during the news once. You played two separate clips of
Jenna Elfman speaking and she somehow finished her sentences, like the
one, she was in tune with the crap she was feeling!
(then they talk about something else)
What's so funny about a religion based on the concept of aliens coming
to Earth from another planet? After all, this is the basis for
Christianity.
====================
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---
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Scientology crooks: http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html
Scientology murder: http://PerkinsTragedy.org
"And I sure wouldn't bet a damn buck that Bush's two
girls haven't done their fair share of carpet cleaning!" - AB
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| User: "Billy Crabs" |
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| Title: Re: Howard Stern covers Scientology's insanity |
19 Feb 2005 09:14:18 AM |
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"Wavy G" <Wavyg@imsexy.com> wrote in message
news:o4fd11lvctc1oombqrjf22ltg34sv9i0fb@4ax.com...
FRice@SkepticTank.ORG (Fredric L. Rice) wrote:
A short excerpt from today's Howard Stern show:
====================
HOWARD STERN: Okay, here we go. This is an article. Jenna Elfman,
you know, the chick who used to be on TV, you know who she is?
ROBIN QUIVERS: Oh, yeah, from "Dharma and Greg", right?
HOWARD (reading from article): Some Jenna Elfman fans were startled
by what the star had to say in a recent issue of Scientology magazine
"Celebrity". Quote, "I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as
many people as I can, and that is my goal in life", Elfman said. To
do this, she says, "It is my duty to clear the planet". By clearing,
she means to rid the world of body thetans, aliens who Scientologists
believe inhabit the earth from a nuclear explosion 75 million years
ago.
(Artie Lange laughing)
HOWARD: (laughs) She continued that "the more successful I became,
the more suppression I bumped into, especially in the entertainment
industry which really is home to rabid suppression".
(Artie laughing even more)
HOWARD: She said that in the magazine.
ARTIE LANGE: Oh, my God, that's great!
ROBIN: Wait a minute, you gotta tell me this again; she's what?
HOWARD: She wants to get rid of thetans.
ARTIE: She's crazy!
HOWARD: Body--(laughter)--
ROBIN: That's the short version.
ARTIE: She's a lunatic!
HOWARD: Evidently Scientology believes, according to Jenna Elfman,
that there are body thetans out that who are actual aliens who came
here after a big nuclear holocaust 75 million years ago.
(Fred Norris starts playing spooky "Twilight Zone"-type background
music)
ARTIE: Right--
HOWARD: --and she wants to rid the planet of them.
ROBIN: Oh. And how--where are they? I mean, what do they look like?
HOWARD: I just see this as a sign of mental illness and that she's
gonna try and rid--she wants to get rid of people.
ARTIE: It's a cry for help, I think she needs professional help.
ROBIN: I really do believe we need to interview her before that help
comes.
HOWARD: Gary, get me Jenna Elfman tomorrow as a guest immediately,
fly her in.
ROBIN: We want to help her clear the planet!
ARTIE: One of my favorite things you ever did here before I got here,
just listening during the news once. You played two separate clips of
Jenna Elfman speaking and she somehow finished her sentences, like the
one, she was in tune with the crap she was feeling!
(then they talk about something else)
What's so funny about a religion based on the concept of aliens coming
to Earth from another planet? After all, this is the basis for
Christianity.
I don't care what the kook is selling, I'd support her trying to rid the
world of whatever she wants as long as she let me screw her.
====================
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http://members.cox.net/scorseseinfo
---
http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.notserver.com/
Scientology crooks: http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html
Scientology murder: http://PerkinsTragedy.org
"And I sure wouldn't bet a damn buck that Bush's two
girls haven't done their fair share of carpet cleaning!" - AB
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| User: "Android Cat" |
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| Title: Re: Howard Stern covers Scientology's insanity |
19 Feb 2005 10:53:08 AM |
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Billy Crabs wrote:
A short excerpt from today's Howard Stern show:
====================
HOWARD STERN: Okay, here we go. This is an article. Jenna Elfman,
you know, the chick who used to be on TV, you know who she is?
I don't care what the kook is selling, I'd support her trying to rid
the world of whatever she wants as long as she let me screw her.
Remember that she thinks 'AIDS is a state of mind, not a disease', and
probably depends on Dianetics protection.
Do you want to catch the Andromeda Strain?
http://www.scientology-kills.org/celebrities/elfman.htm
--
Ron of that ilk.
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| User: "desertphile@hot mail. com Desertphile, American Patriot" |
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| Title: Re: Howard Stern covers Scientology's insanity |
19 Feb 2005 10:12:29 AM |
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On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 15:14:18 GMT, "Billy Crabs"
<Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Wavy G" <Wavyg@imsexy.com> wrote in message
news:o4fd11lvctc1oombqrjf22ltg34sv9i0fb@4ax.com...
What's so funny about a religion based on the concept of aliens coming
to Earth from another planet? After all, this is the basis for
Christianity.
I don't care what the kook is selling, I'd support her trying to
rid the world of whatever she wants as long as she let me screw her.
As long as she didn't say anything, that would be fine.
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to that music, one can believe anything -- while the music lasts." --
Edward Abbey
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| User: "No Name" |
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| Title: Re: Howard Stern covers Scientology's insanity |
18 Feb 2005 09:27:48 PM |
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There's three things I hate. Girls, women and Wavy G
<Wavyg@imsexy.com> On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 23:17:26 -0500 this person
wrote:
What's so funny about a religion based on the concept of aliens coming
to Earth from another planet? After all, this is the basis for
Christianity.
That's the statement my picture
http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/jesuspicidrew.jpg makes.
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they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
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| User: "Wavy G" |
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| Title: Re: Howard Stern covers Scientology's insanity |
18 Feb 2005 10:32:05 PM |
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No Name <none@blank.com> wrote:
There's three things I hate. Girls, women and Wavy G
<Wavyg@imsexy.com> On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 23:17:26 -0500 this person
wrote:
What's so funny about a religion based on the concept of aliens coming
to Earth from another planet? After all, this is the basis for
Christianity.
That's the statement my picture
http://stevenperkoff.spymac.net/jesuspicidrew.jpg makes.
Exactly. L. Rob Hubbard is not a "such and such," as we thought. For
he is the new Jesus H. Christ.
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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.
My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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| Title: Re: Howard Stern covers Scientology's insanity |
19 Feb 2005 11:57:25 AM |
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Wavy G <Wavyg@imsexy.com> wrote:
FRice@SkepticTank.ORG (Fredric L. Rice) wrote:
What's so funny about a religion based on the concept of aliens coming
to Earth from another planet? After all, this is the basis for
Christianity.
Scientology's is an organized criminal enterprise, not a religion.
That makes the swindle these crooks sell the rubes even funnier.
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Scientology crooks: http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html
Scientology murder: http://PerkinsTragedy.org
"And I sure wouldn't bet a damn buck that Bush's two
girls haven't done their fair share of carpet cleaning!" - AB
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