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"j.m. #1491" |
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19 May 2006 09:29:32 AM |
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Humor (ON topic) |
Got Faith?
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060518.html
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| User: "R. Pierce Butler" |
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| Title: Re: Humor (ON topic) |
19 May 2006 10:09:27 AM |
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"j.m. #1491" <j.m.1491@gmx.net> wrote in news:4d632fF197r0jU1@individual.net:
Got Faith?
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060518.html
I just bought a new Paslode f350s pneumatic nailer.
It shoots 10 nails per second.
I figure one could nail Jesus to a cross in about .3 seconds but if you have
three guys with nailers one could do it in .1 seconds.
Modern technology is great!
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| User: "Tink" |
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| Title: Re: Humor (ON topic) |
19 May 2006 12:20:54 PM |
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R. Pierce Butler wrote:
"j.m. #1491" <j.m.1491@gmx.net> wrote in news:4d632fF197r0jU1@individual.net:
Got Faith?
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060518.html
I just bought a new Paslode f350s pneumatic nailer.
It shoots 10 nails per second.
I figure one could nail Jesus to a cross in about .3 seconds but if you have
three guys with nailers one could do it in .1 seconds.
Modern technology is great!
Yeah, but does it shoot a nail big enough to hold a body?
--
Skydivers don't knock on death's door; they ring the bell and run
away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Humor (ON topic) |
19 May 2006 05:03:21 PM |
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On Fri, 19 May 2006 13:20:54 -0400, Tink
<kjgrish@comcast.net.spamno.ccom> wrote:
R. Pierce Butler wrote:
"j.m. #1491" <j.m.1491@gmx.net> wrote in news:4d632fF197r0jU1@individual.net:
Got Faith?
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060518.html
I just bought a new Paslode f350s pneumatic nailer.
It shoots 10 nails per second.
I figure one could nail Jesus to a cross in about .3 seconds but if you have
three guys with nailers one could do it in .1 seconds.
Modern technology is great!
Yeah, but does it shoot a nail big enough to hold a body?
For a body that never existed yes
Sunyata
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| User: "R. Pierce Butler" |
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19 May 2006 05:37:50 PM |
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Tink <kjgrish@comcast.net.spamno.ccom> wrote in
news:xJmdnVtivJjnY_DZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@comcast.com:
R. Pierce Butler wrote:
"j.m. #1491" <j.m.1491@gmx.net> wrote in
news:4d632fF197r0jU1@individual.net:
Got Faith?
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060518.html
I just bought a new Paslode f350s pneumatic nailer.
It shoots 10 nails per second.
I figure one could nail Jesus to a cross in about .3 seconds but if you
have three guys with nailers one could do it in .1 seconds.
Modern technology is great!
Yeah, but does it shoot a nail big enough to hold a body?
At ten framing nailes per second, it might take 3 seconds to nail Jesus in
place. Then again how many nails does it take to nail a myth to a bit a
wood?
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Humor (ON topic) |
21 May 2006 01:45:16 AM |
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In article <4d632fF197r0jU1@individual.net>,
"j.m. #1491" <j.m.1491@gmx.net> wrote:
Got Faith?
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060518.html
LOL! Good one. Love that strip.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Humor (ON topic) |
20 May 2006 07:13:07 PM |
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On Fri, 19 May 2006 10:29:32 -0400, "j.m. #1491" <j.m.1491@gmx.net>
wrote in alt.atheism
Got Faith?
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060518.html
Not right now since she's teaching children...........
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Stephen Knight" |
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19 May 2006 08:57:03 PM |
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On Fri, 19 May 2006 10:29:32 -0400, "j.m. #1491" <j.m.1491@gmx.net>
wrote:
Got Faith?
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060518.html
If that was a Moe Hammid cartoon, people would die in riots.
At least the Stick Boy believers have a more advanced sense of
humor and don't go on a murderous rampage like the Islamers.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
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| User: "" |
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19 May 2006 04:59:32 PM |
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On Fri, 19 May 2006 10:29:32 -0400, "j.m. #1491" <j.m.1491@gmx.net>
wrote:
Got Faith?
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060518.html
Nice.
Sunyata
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| User: "j.m. #1491" |
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| Title: Re: Humor (ON topic) |
23 May 2006 08:27:31 PM |
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j.m. #1491 wrote:
Got Faith?
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060518.html
[Follow up post]
This seems to become a series:
Evil Monkey
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060520.html
Kills audiences dead
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060521.html
The way, the truth, the light
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060522.html
Have fun,
j.m.
#1491
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| User: "stoney" |
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24 May 2006 10:06:51 AM |
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On Tue, 23 May 2006 18:27:31 -0700, "j.m. #1491" <j.m.1491@gmx.net>
wrote in alt.atheism
j.m. #1491 wrote:
Got Faith?
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060518.html
[Follow up post]
This seems to become a series:
Evil Monkey
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060520.html
The superstitious are always monkeying around....
Kills audiences dead
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060521.html
The way, the truth, the light
http://www.sinfest.net/d/20060522.html
Have fun,
j.m.
#1491
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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