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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Dubh Ghall" |
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27 Aug 2005 08:04:38 PM |
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Humour |
A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled
hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
says "sorry do you know me?" She replies, "I maybe mistaken, but I
thought you might be the father of one of my children !
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ! he says "are you that cracking stripogram on my stag night that
I Sha**ed on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate
whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar*e
No she replies, I'm your son's English Teacher!
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Humour |
28 Aug 2005 02:37:44 AM |
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 01:04:38 GMT in alt.atheism, Dubh Ghall (Dubh
Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled
hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
says "sorry do you know me?" She replies, "I maybe mistaken, but I
thought you might be the father of one of my children !
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ! he says "are you that cracking stripogram on my stag night that
I Sha**ed on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate
whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar*e
No she replies, I'm your son's English Teacher!
Excellent!
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Humour |
28 Aug 2005 10:40:28 AM |
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 01:04:38 GMT, Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey>
wrote:
A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled
hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
says "sorry do you know me?" She replies, "I maybe mistaken, but I
thought you might be the father of one of my children !
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ! he says "are you that cracking stripogram on my stag night that
I Sha**ed on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate
whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar*e
No she replies, I'm your son's English Teacher!
RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Humour |
27 Aug 2005 11:22:06 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Dubh Ghall
(puck@pooks.hill.fey) made the light shine upon us with this:
A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled
hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,
and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so
he says "sorry do you know me?" She replies, "I maybe mistaken, but I
thought you might be the father of one of my children !
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ! he says "are you that cracking stripogram on my stag night
that I Sha**ed on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst
your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
ar*e
No she replies, I'm your son's English Teacher!
Oh, ha ha ha!
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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