A BOY'S PRAYER

One night a father overheard his son saying his prayers
"God bless Mommy and Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."

Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon
forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died.
About a month or two later the father heard his son
saying his prayers again "God bless Mommy.
God bless Daddy. Goodbye Grammy."

The next day the grandmother died. Well, the father
was getting more than a little woried about the whole
situation. Two weeks later, the father once again overheard
his sons prayers. "God Bless Mommy. Good bye Daddy."

This alone nearly gave the father a heart attack.
He didn't say anything but he got up early to go to work,
so that he would miss the traffic. He stayed all through
lunch and dinner. Finally after midnight he went home.
He was still alive! When he got home he appologized to his wife.
"I am sorry Honey. I had a very bad day at work today."

"You think you've had a bad day?
YOU THINK YOU'VE
HAD A BAD DAY!?" the wife yelled,
"The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!"