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Religions > Atheism |
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"duke" |
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29 Oct 2003 02:34:20 PM |
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I had an euphony from Jesus |
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus. I realize now how wrong I have
been, and Jesus wants me to tell you the truth about myself.
I'm so sorry I offended anyone on this forum and I sincerely apologize
for what a *****-head I've been.
I have the mind of a 12 year old (as I'm sure you've all noticed) and I
never had a good education. I rely on faith instead of evidence. That's
why I often make factual errors. Girls hate me and I am sexually
frustrated. I hate myself and often think of suicide.
I am a troll. I have mental problems and my only enjoyment in life is
posting anti-atheist messages on the atheism forum in the hope that
atheists attack me. You see, I'm very lonely and everyone hates me, and
I will do ANYTHING to get attention, even if it is from those atheist
haters. I hate atheists even more than myself and I secretly pray to
Jesus that they all go to hell.
I'm desperately trying to change but I can't. I'm too weak.
OK, I've told you about myself to satisfy Jesus' request so I can get
into Heaven.
P.S. I also make many spelling errors and I talk to myself a lot.
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
29 Oct 2003 02:59:40 PM |
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On 29 Oct 2003, duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> screwed up his face, groaned,
pushed hard, and farted out the following message in news:dukegumbo32-
82B331.15351729102003@netnews.attbi.com:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus. I realize now how wrong I
have
been, and Jesus wants me to tell you the truth about myself.
I'm so sorry I offended anyone on this forum and I sincerely apologize
for what a *****-head I've been.
I have the mind of a 12 year old (as I'm sure you've all noticed) and
I
never had a good education. I rely on faith instead of evidence.
That's
why I often make factual errors. Girls hate me and I am sexually
frustrated. I hate myself and often think of suicide.
I am a troll. I have mental problems and my only enjoyment in life is
posting anti-atheist messages on the atheism forum in the hope that
atheists attack me. You see, I'm very lonely and everyone hates me,
and
I will do ANYTHING to get attention, even if it is from those atheist
haters. I hate atheists even more than myself and I secretly pray to
Jesus that they all go to hell.
I'm desperately trying to change but I can't. I'm too weak.
OK, I've told you about myself to satisfy Jesus' request so I can get
into Heaven.
P.S. I also make many spelling errors and I talk to myself a lot.
*snicker* I wonder what duke will reply to this...
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
29 Oct 2003 04:30:46 PM |
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In article <Xns942398897D2A8Mekkala@199.45.49.11>,
Mekkala <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote:
On 29 Oct 2003, duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> screwed up his face, groaned,
pushed hard, and farted out the following message in news:dukegumbo32-
82B331.15351729102003@netnews.attbi.com:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus. I realize now how wrong I
have
been, and Jesus wants me to tell you the truth about myself.
I'm so sorry I offended anyone on this forum and I sincerely apologize
for what a *****-head I've been.
I have the mind of a 12 year old (as I'm sure you've all noticed) and
I
never had a good education. I rely on faith instead of evidence.
That's
why I often make factual errors. Girls hate me and I am sexually
frustrated. I hate myself and often think of suicide.
I am a troll. I have mental problems and my only enjoyment in life is
posting anti-atheist messages on the atheism forum in the hope that
atheists attack me. You see, I'm very lonely and everyone hates me,
and
I will do ANYTHING to get attention, even if it is from those atheist
haters. I hate atheists even more than myself and I secretly pray to
Jesus that they all go to hell.
I'm desperately trying to change but I can't. I'm too weak.
OK, I've told you about myself to satisfy Jesus' request so I can get
into Heaven.
P.S. I also make many spelling errors and I talk to myself a lot.
*snicker* I wonder what duke will reply to this...
Someone is playing a joke on me as I'm sure you're aware. That's not me.
Anyone who would stoop so low as to copy my name and use it as his is
not only a creep but will burn in hell. Only one working with Satan
would do such a thing.
However, my psychiatrist told me that my other personality might just do
such a thing. I'm not sure if its my other self doing this or an atheist
who's trying to get back at me for attacking him without reason. You
see, I am mentally ill. Of course that other "duke" is absolutely right,
I am a liar and a deceiver.
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| User: "GlennGlenn" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
29 Oct 2003 08:42:39 PM |
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In article <dukegumbo32-E74E01.17314329102003@netnews.attbi.com>, duke
<dukegumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
Anyone who would stoop so low as to copy my name and use it as his is
not only a creep but will burn in hell.
'Cause you're God®'s special little buddy, of course. That's the chief
reason you don't feel a tad presumptious declaring knowledge of who's
headed for Hell®.
--
--GlennGlenn--aa#825--
--dipthotdipthot@yahoo.yahoo.com.com--
--Lost & seeing double somewhere in Hollywood, CA--
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
29 Oct 2003 07:21:40 PM |
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duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:dukegumbo32-E74E01.17314329102003@netnews.attbi.com:
In article <Xns942398897D2A8Mekkala@199.45.49.11>,
Mekkala <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote:
On 29 Oct 2003, duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:dukegumbo32- 82B331.15351729102003@netnews.attbi.com:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus. I realize now how wrong I
have
been, and Jesus wants me to tell you the truth about myself.
I'm so sorry I offended anyone on this forum and I sincerely
apologize for what a *****-head I've been.
I have the mind of a 12 year old (as I'm sure you've all noticed)
and
I
never had a good education. I rely on faith instead of evidence.
That's
why I often make factual errors. Girls hate me and I am sexually
frustrated. I hate myself and often think of suicide.
I am a troll. I have mental problems and my only enjoyment in life
is posting anti-atheist messages on the atheism forum in the hope
that atheists attack me. You see, I'm very lonely and everyone
hates me,
and
I will do ANYTHING to get attention, even if it is from those
atheist haters. I hate atheists even more than myself and I
secretly pray to Jesus that they all go to hell.
I'm desperately trying to change but I can't. I'm too weak.
OK, I've told you about myself to satisfy Jesus' request so I can
get into Heaven.
P.S. I also make many spelling errors and I talk to myself a lot.
*snicker* I wonder what duke will reply to this...
Someone is playing a joke on me as I'm sure you're aware. That's not
me. Anyone who would stoop so low as to copy my name and use it as his
is not only a creep but will burn in hell. Only one working with Satan
would do such a thing.
However, my psychiatrist told me that my other personality might just
do such a thing. I'm not sure if its my other self doing this or an
atheist who's trying to get back at me for attacking him without
reason. You see, I am mentally ill. Of course that other "duke" is
absolutely right, I am a liar and a deceiver.
Almost clever. But still obviously not the real Duke we've grown
accustomed to.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political institution for the control of
people's thoughts, lives, and actions; based on
ancient myths and superstitions perpetrated through
generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Harry Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
04 Nov 2003 12:26:15 AM |
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On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 14:59:40 -0600, Mekkala wrote
(in message <Xns942398897D2A8Mekkala@199.45.49.11>):
Piggy-backing
From: Mekkala <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com>
Newsgroups: alt.atheism
On 29 Oct 2003, duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> screwed up his face, groaned,
pushed hard, and farted out the following message in news:dukegumbo32-
82B331.15351729102003@netnews.attbi.com:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus. I realize now how wrong I have
been, and Jesus wants me to tell you the truth about myself.
I'm so sorry I offended anyone on this forum and I sincerely apologize
for what a *****-head I've been.
I have the mind of a 12 year old (as I'm sure you've all noticed) and I
never had a good education. I rely on faith instead of evidence. That's
why I often make factual errors. Girls hate me and I am sexually
frustrated. I hate myself and often think of suicide.
I am a troll. I have mental problems and my only enjoyment in life is
posting anti-atheist messages on the atheism forum in the hope that
atheists attack me. You see, I'm very lonely and everyone hates me, and
I will do ANYTHING to get attention, even if it is from those atheist
haters. I hate atheists even more than myself and I secretly pray to
Jesus that they all go to hell.
I'm desperately trying to change but I can't. I'm too weak.
OK, I've told you about myself to satisfy Jesus' request so I can get
into Heaven.
P.S. I also make many spelling errors and I talk to myself a lot.
Ok, who is channelling Duke? Whoever it is, go wash your brain now.
*snicker* I wonder what duke will reply to this...
Fortunately I don't care how he replies.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
"...I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will
understand why I dismiss yours."
- Stephen F. Roberts
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
29 Oct 2003 06:34:38 PM |
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On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:34:20 +0000, duke wrote:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Will you be filing charges?
--
Mark K. Bilbo
"The computer revolution is over. We lost."
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
01 Nov 2003 11:08:54 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.10.30.00.34.38.829207@eac.org...
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:34:20 +0000, duke wrote:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Will you be filing charges?
who cares?? are they exclusive, is the question
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
02 Nov 2003 09:04:00 AM |
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On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 05:08:54 +0000, the cutest atheist wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.10.30.00.34.38.829207@eac.org...
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:34:20 +0000, duke wrote:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Will you be filing charges?
who cares?? are they exclusive, is the question
I doubt it. Haven't you noticed how many people say Jeebus loves them?
--
Mark K. Bilbo
"The computer revolution is over. We lost."
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
04 Nov 2003 12:07:01 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.11.02.15.03.59.605472@eac.org...
On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 05:08:54 +0000, the cutest atheist wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.10.30.00.34.38.829207@eac.org...
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:34:20 +0000, duke wrote:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Will you be filing charges?
who cares?? are they exclusive, is the question
I doubt it. Haven't you noticed how many people say Jeebus loves them?
should I buy him dinner first, then, do you think? wouldn't mind having my
feet washed aswell....Fergie-style
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
04 Nov 2003 12:21:55 PM |
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On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 06:07:01 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<9mHpb.177825$bo1.85219@news-server.bigpond.net.au> wrote in
alt.atheism;
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.11.02.15.03.59.605472@eac.org...
On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 05:08:54 +0000, the cutest atheist wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.10.30.00.34.38.829207@eac.org...
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:34:20 +0000, duke wrote:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Will you be filing charges?
who cares?? are they exclusive, is the question
I doubt it. Haven't you noticed how many people say Jeebus loves them?
should I buy him dinner first, then, do you think? wouldn't mind having my
feet washed aswell....Fergie-style
Tongue bathed?
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "AngryJohn" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
04 Nov 2003 10:08:47 PM |
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On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 10:21:55 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 06:07:01 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<9mHpb.177825$bo1.85219@news-server.bigpond.net.au> wrote in
alt.atheism;
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.11.02.15.03.59.605472@eac.org...
On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 05:08:54 +0000, the cutest atheist wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.10.30.00.34.38.829207@eac.org...
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:34:20 +0000, duke wrote:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Will you be filing charges?
who cares?? are they exclusive, is the question
I doubt it. Haven't you noticed how many people say Jeebus loves them?
should I buy him dinner first, then, do you think? wouldn't mind having my
feet washed aswell....Fergie-style
Tongue bathed?
Now that's just, well, ummm....... never mind
aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
12 Nov 2003 12:34:14 AM |
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"AngryJohn" <KuoshuJohnBelief@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:sttgqvgntd4ion0kfu0mo4p3bl5afvk3oa@4ax.com...
On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 10:21:55 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 06:07:01 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<9mHpb.177825$bo1.85219@news-server.bigpond.net.au> wrote in
alt.atheism;
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.11.02.15.03.59.605472@eac.org...
On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 05:08:54 +0000, the cutest atheist wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.10.30.00.34.38.829207@eac.org...
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:34:20 +0000, duke wrote:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Will you be filing charges?
who cares?? are they exclusive, is the question
I doubt it. Haven't you noticed how many people say Jeebus loves them?
should I buy him dinner first, then, do you think? wouldn't mind having
my
feet washed aswell....Fergie-style
Tongue bathed?
Now that's just, well, ummm....... never mind
what? tongue-bathing is *hot*
lol
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| User: "E. L." |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus but I didn't accept the charges |
12 Nov 2003 01:06:09 AM |
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Re: I had an euphony from Jesus
Group: alt.atheism
Date: Wed, Nov 12, 2003, 6:34am (EST+5)
From: (the=A0cutest=A0atheist)
Someone wrote:
"I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus."
Euphony: a long distance call (heaven to earth) from a fake.
Ed
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| User: "AngryJohn" |
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12 Nov 2003 03:58:28 PM |
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On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 06:34:14 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
"AngryJohn" <KuoshuJohnBelief@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:sttgqvgntd4ion0kfu0mo4p3bl5afvk3oa@4ax.com...
On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 10:21:55 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 06:07:01 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<9mHpb.177825$bo1.85219@news-server.bigpond.net.au> wrote in
alt.atheism;
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.11.02.15.03.59.605472@eac.org...
On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 05:08:54 +0000, the cutest atheist wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.10.30.00.34.38.829207@eac.org...
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:34:20 +0000, duke wrote:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Will you be filing charges?
who cares?? are they exclusive, is the question
I doubt it. Haven't you noticed how many people say Jeebus loves them?
should I buy him dinner first, then, do you think? wouldn't mind having
my
feet washed aswell....Fergie-style
Tongue bathed?
Now that's just, well, ummm....... never mind
what? tongue-bathing is *hot*
lol
:>~~~
aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
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| User: "stoney" |
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14 Nov 2003 12:13:30 PM |
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On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 16:58:28 -0500, AngryJohn
<KuoshuJohnBelief@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<l7b5rvsf4sogk0ot123ltkkbfe35m733pd@4ax.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 06:34:14 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
"AngryJohn" <KuoshuJohnBelief@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:sttgqvgntd4ion0kfu0mo4p3bl5afvk3oa@4ax.com...
On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 10:21:55 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 06:07:01 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<9mHpb.177825$bo1.85219@news-server.bigpond.net.au> wrote in
alt.atheism;
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.11.02.15.03.59.605472@eac.org...
On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 05:08:54 +0000, the cutest atheist wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.10.30.00.34.38.829207@eac.org...
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:34:20 +0000, duke wrote:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Will you be filing charges?
who cares?? are they exclusive, is the question
I doubt it. Haven't you noticed how many people say Jeebus loves them?
should I buy him dinner first, then, do you think? wouldn't mind having
my
feet washed aswell....Fergie-style
Tongue bathed?
Now that's just, well, ummm....... never mind
what? tongue-bathing is *hot*
lol
:>~~~
GO JOHN! Try not to melt Cutest into a pile of goo, please... :)
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
19 Nov 2003 01:08:38 AM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:po6arvsof21thrutgiu5qa9lc7qpk7rk49@4ax.com...
On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 16:58:28 -0500, AngryJohn
<KuoshuJohnBelief@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<l7b5rvsf4sogk0ot123ltkkbfe35m733pd@4ax.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 06:34:14 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
"AngryJohn" <KuoshuJohnBelief@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:sttgqvgntd4ion0kfu0mo4p3bl5afvk3oa@4ax.com...
On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 10:21:55 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 06:07:01 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<9mHpb.177825$bo1.85219@news-server.bigpond.net.au> wrote in
alt.atheism;
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.11.02.15.03.59.605472@eac.org...
On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 05:08:54 +0000, the cutest atheist wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.10.30.00.34.38.829207@eac.org...
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:34:20 +0000, duke wrote:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Will you be filing charges?
who cares?? are they exclusive, is the question
I doubt it. Haven't you noticed how many people say Jeebus loves
them?
should I buy him dinner first, then, do you think? wouldn't mind
having
my
feet washed aswell....Fergie-style
Tongue bathed?
Now that's just, well, ummm....... never mind
what? tongue-bathing is *hot*
lol
:>~~~
GO JOHN! Try not to melt Cutest into a pile of goo, please... :)
hehe the cutset pile of goo just doesn't have the same ring to it
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| User: "AngryJohn" |
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19 Nov 2003 06:19:37 PM |
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On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 07:08:38 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:po6arvsof21thrutgiu5qa9lc7qpk7rk49@4ax.com...
On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 16:58:28 -0500, AngryJohn
<KuoshuJohnBelief@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<l7b5rvsf4sogk0ot123ltkkbfe35m733pd@4ax.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 06:34:14 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
"AngryJohn" <KuoshuJohnBelief@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:sttgqvgntd4ion0kfu0mo4p3bl5afvk3oa@4ax.com...
On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 10:21:55 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 06:07:01 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<9mHpb.177825$bo1.85219@news-server.bigpond.net.au> wrote in
alt.atheism;
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.11.02.15.03.59.605472@eac.org...
On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 05:08:54 +0000, the cutest atheist wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.10.30.00.34.38.829207@eac.org...
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:34:20 +0000, duke wrote:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Will you be filing charges?
who cares?? are they exclusive, is the question
I doubt it. Haven't you noticed how many people say Jeebus loves
them?
should I buy him dinner first, then, do you think? wouldn't mind
having
my
feet washed aswell....Fergie-style
Tongue bathed?
Now that's just, well, ummm....... never mind
what? tongue-bathing is *hot*
lol
:>~~~
GO JOHN! Try not to melt Cutest into a pile of goo, please... :)
hehe the cutset pile of goo just doesn't have the same ring to it
Maybe not, but, it would still be the cutest and possibly sweetest
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| User: "stoney" |
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On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 07:08:38 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 16:58:28 -0500, AngryJohn
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On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 06:34:14 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
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On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 10:21:55 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 06:07:01 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 05:08:54 +0000, the cutest atheist wrote:
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On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:34:20 +0000, duke wrote:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Will you be filing charges?
who cares?? are they exclusive, is the question
I doubt it. Haven't you noticed how many people say Jeebus loves
them?
should I buy him dinner first, then, do you think? wouldn't mind
having
my
feet washed aswell....Fergie-style
Tongue bathed?
Now that's just, well, ummm....... never mind
what? tongue-bathing is *hot*
lol
:>~~~
GO JOHN! Try not to melt Cutest into a pile of goo, please... :)
hehe the cutset pile of goo just doesn't have the same ring to it
a ring of goo? :))
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Joey" |
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29 Oct 2003 08:53:08 PM |
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duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> wrote in news:dukegumbo32-
82B331.15351729102003@netnews.attbi.com:
I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus. I realize now how wrong I
have
been, and Jesus wants me to tell you the truth about myself.
I'm so sorry I offended anyone on this forum and I sincerely apologize
for what a *****-head I've been.
I have the mind of a 12 year old (as I'm sure you've all noticed) and I
never had a good education. I rely on faith instead of evidence. That's
why I often make factual errors. Girls hate me and I am sexually
frustrated. I hate myself and often think of suicide.
I am a troll. I have mental problems and my only enjoyment in life is
posting anti-atheist messages on the atheism forum in the hope that
atheists attack me. You see, I'm very lonely and everyone hates me, and
I will do ANYTHING to get attention, even if it is from those atheist
haters. I hate atheists even more than myself and I secretly pray to
Jesus that they all go to hell.
I'm desperately trying to change but I can't. I'm too weak.
OK, I've told you about myself to satisfy Jesus' request so I can get
into Heaven.
P.S. I also make many spelling errors and I talk to myself a lot.
This is probably one of the lamest forgeries I've ever seen. With the
exception of the Pangborn *****, of course. OK guys. Who duped Duke?
Joey
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| User: "Mike Smith" |
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29 Oct 2003 03:03:39 PM |
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duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
=I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Main Entry: eu·pho·ny
Pronunciation: 'yü-f&-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: French euphonie, from Late Latin euphonia,
from Greek euphOnia, from euphOnos sweet-voiced,
musical, from eu- + phOnE voice -- more at BAN
Date: circa 1616
1 : pleasing or sweet sound; especially : the acoustic
effect produced by words so formed or combined
as to please the ear
2 : a harmonious succession of words having a pleasing
sound
- eu·phon·ic /yu-'fä-nik/ adjective
- eu·phon·i·cal·ly /-ni-k(&-)lE/ adverb
You didn't mean "epiphany", did you?
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"There went up a smoke out of his nostrils,
and fire out of his mouth." - Psalms 18:8
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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29 Oct 2003 03:11:07 PM |
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On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 15:03:39 -0600 in alt.atheism, Mike Smith (Mike
Smith <mikesmith@godisdead.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
=I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Main Entry: eu·pho·ny
Pronunciation: 'yü-f&-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: French euphonie, from Late Latin euphonia,
from Greek euphOnia, from euphOnos sweet-voiced,
musical, from eu- + phOnE voice -- more at BAN
Date: circa 1616
1 : pleasing or sweet sound; especially : the acoustic
effect produced by words so formed or combined
as to please the ear
2 : a harmonious succession of words having a pleasing
sound
- eu·phon·ic /yu-'fä-nik/ adjective
- eu·phon·i·cal·ly /-ni-k(&-)lE/ adverb
You didn't mean "epiphany", did you?
As in a naked wrestling match with God?
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- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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| User: "Mike Smith" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
29 Oct 2003 07:22:46 PM |
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Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
= Mike Smith <mikesmith@godisdead.com>) said
=>duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
=>
=>=I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
=>
=>Main Entry: eu·pho·ny
=>Pronunciation: 'yü-f&-nE
=>Function: noun
=>Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
=>Etymology: French euphonie, from Late Latin euphonia,
=>from Greek euphOnia, from euphOnos sweet-voiced,
=>musical, from eu- + phOnE voice -- more at BAN
=>Date: circa 1616
=>1 : pleasing or sweet sound; especially : the acoustic
=> effect produced by words so formed or combined
=> as to please the ear
=>2 : a harmonious succession of words having a pleasing
=> sound
=> - eu·phon·ic /yu-'fä-nik/ adjective
=> - eu·phon·i·cal·ly /-ni-k(&-)lE/ adverb
=>
=>You didn't mean "epiphany", did you?
=
=As in a naked wrestling match with God?
All right, I'll bite... how do you get *that* from "epiphany"?
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"There went up a smoke out of his nostrils,
and fire out of his mouth." - Psalms 18:8
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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30 Oct 2003 12:15:27 AM |
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On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 19:22:46 -0600 in alt.atheism, Mike Smith (Mike
Smith <mikesmith@godisdead.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
= Mike Smith <mikesmith@godisdead.com>) said
=>duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
=>
=>=I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
=>
=>Main Entry: eu·pho·ny
=>Pronunciation: 'yü-f&-nE
=>Function: noun
=>Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
=>Etymology: French euphonie, from Late Latin euphonia,
=>from Greek euphOnia, from euphOnos sweet-voiced,
=>musical, from eu- + phOnE voice -- more at BAN
=>Date: circa 1616
=>1 : pleasing or sweet sound; especially : the acoustic
=> effect produced by words so formed or combined
=> as to please the ear
=>2 : a harmonious succession of words having a pleasing
=> sound
=> - eu·phon·ic /yu-'fä-nik/ adjective
=> - eu·phon·i·cal·ly /-ni-k(&-)lE/ adverb
=>
=>You didn't mean "epiphany", did you?
=
=As in a naked wrestling match with God?
All right, I'll bite... how do you get *that* from "epiphany"?
*I* can get that from more or less anything! But in this instance
Genesis 32 22-31 does the trick!
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
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| User: "Mike Smith" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
31 Oct 2003 07:43:28 AM |
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Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
= Mike Smith <mikesmith@godisdead.com>) said
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=>Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
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=>= Mike Smith <mikesmith@godisdead.com>) said
=>
=>=>duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
=>=>
=>=>=I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
=>=>
=>=>Main Entry: eu·pho·ny
=>=>Pronunciation: 'yü-f&-nE
=>=>Function: noun
=>=>Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
=>=>Etymology: French euphonie, from Late Latin euphonia,
=>=>from Greek euphOnia, from euphOnos sweet-voiced,
=>=>musical, from eu- + phOnE voice -- more at BAN
=>=>Date: circa 1616
=>=>1 : pleasing or sweet sound; especially : the acoustic
=>=> effect produced by words so formed or combined
=>=> as to please the ear
=>=>2 : a harmonious succession of words having a pleasing
=>=> sound
=>=> - eu·phon·ic /yu-'fä-nik/ adjective
=>=> - eu·phon·i·cal·ly /-ni-k(&-)lE/ adverb
=>=>
=>=>You didn't mean "epiphany", did you?
=>=
=>=As in a naked wrestling match with God?
=>
=>All right, I'll bite... how do you get *that* from "epiphany"?
=
=*I* can get that from more or less anything! But in this instance
=Genesis 32 22-31 does the trick!
I must be dense. I still don't get it :-\
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vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood
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| User: "I Lost Three Claytons In Three Weeks With Atheislim!" |
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30 Oct 2003 05:06:32 PM |
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"Mike Smith" <mikesmith@godisdead.com> wrote in message
news:ilp0qv896ggsq8atdu98aedofoqh79fu9g@4ax.com...
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
= Mike Smith <mikesmith@godisdead.com>) said
=>duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
=>
=>=I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
=>
=>Main Entry: eu·pho·ny
=>Pronunciation: 'yü-f&-nE
=>Function: noun
=>Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
=>Etymology: French euphonie, from Late Latin euphonia,
=>from Greek euphOnia, from euphOnos sweet-voiced,
=>musical, from eu- + phOnE voice -- more at BAN
=>Date: circa 1616
=>1 : pleasing or sweet sound; especially : the acoustic
=> effect produced by words so formed or combined
=> as to please the ear
=>2 : a harmonious succession of words having a pleasing
=> sound
=> - eu·phon·ic /yu-'fä-nik/ adjective
=> - eu·phon·i·cal·ly /-ni-k(&-)lE/ adverb
=>
=>You didn't mean "epiphany", did you?
=
=As in a naked wrestling match with God?
All right, I'll bite... how do you get *that* from "epiphany"?
Epiphany Spears.
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31 Oct 2003 07:41:08 AM |
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"I Lost Three Claytons In Three Weeks With Atheislim!"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote:
="Mike Smith" <mikesmith@godisdead.com> wrote...
=> Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
=> =>You didn't mean "epiphany", did you?
=> =
=> =As in a naked wrestling match with God?
=>
=> All right, I'll bite... how do you get *that* from "epiphany"?
=
=Epiphany Spears.
Broccoli Spears.
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"The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the
vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood
of the wicked." - Psalms 58:10
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: I had an euphony from Jesus |
29 Oct 2003 04:17:39 PM |
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In article <rna0qv0e88msorqq6tco026v9se30lv07a@4ax.com>,
Mike Smith <mikesmith@godisdead.com> wrote:
duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
=I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Main Entry: eu?pho?ny
Pronunciation: 'y?-f&-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: French euphonie, from Late Latin euphonia,
from Greek euphOnia, from euphOnos sweet-voiced,
musical, from eu- + phOnE voice -- more at BAN
Date: circa 1616
1 : pleasing or sweet sound; especially : the acoustic
effect produced by words so formed or combined
as to please the ear
2 : a harmonious succession of words having a pleasing
sound
- eu?phon?ic /yu-'f?-nik/ adjective
- eu?phon?i?cal?ly /-ni-k(&-)lE/ adverb
You didn't mean "epiphany", did you?
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Mike Smith | aa #1164 | Founder of SMASH
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"There went up a smoke out of his nostrils,
and fire out of his mouth." - Psalms 18:8
Yes Mike, I did mean epiphany. I told you I can't spell. I make so many
spelling errors, I don't know my ***** from a hole in the ground. (I
have to bee truthful here.)
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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29 Oct 2003 05:09:27 PM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Wed, 29 Oct 2003 15:03:39 -0600, a stranger
called by some Mike Smith <mikesmith@godisdead.com> came forth and
told this tale in alt.atheism
You didn't mean "epiphany", did you?
From "Hook" (1991)
Smee: I just had an apostrophe.
Captain Hook: I think you mean an epiphany.
Smee: Lightning just struck my brain.
Captain Hook: That must hurt.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Nullifidian" |
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29 Oct 2003 07:06:33 PM |
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Mike Smith <mikesmith@godisdead.com> wrote in
news:rna0qv0e88msorqq6tco026v9se30lv07a@4ax.com:
duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
=I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Main Entry: eu·pho·ny
Pronunciation: 'yü-f&-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: French euphonie, from Late Latin euphonia,
from Greek euphOnia, from euphOnos sweet-voiced,
musical, from eu- + phOnE voice -- more at BAN
Date: circa 1616
1 : pleasing or sweet sound; especially : the acoustic
effect produced by words so formed or combined
as to please the ear
2 : a harmonious succession of words having a pleasing
sound
- eu·phon·ic /yu-'fä-nik/ adjective
- eu·phon·i·cal·ly /-ni-k(&-)lE/ adverb
You didn't mean "epiphany", did you?
It depends on whether or not he was sitting on the washing machine at the
crucial moment.
--
Nullifidian, a.a. #1774 (Remove NO SPAM to e-mail me.)
Member of the EAC Scientific Priesthood Division (Biology Dept.)
"If you have seen me cross myself, it was to Science, Art and Nature."
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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29 Oct 2003 03:18:39 PM |
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On 29 Oct 2003, Mike Smith <mikesmith@godisdead.com> screwed up his
face, groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:rna0qv0e88msorqq6tco026v9se30lv07a@4ax.com:
duke <dukegumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
=I just had a powerful euphony from Jesus.
Main Entry: eu·pho·ny
Pronunciation: 'yü-f&-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: French euphonie, from Late Latin euphonia,
from Greek euphOnia, from euphOnos sweet-voiced,
musical, from eu- + phOnE voice -- more at BAN
Date: circa 1616
1 : pleasing or sweet sound; especially : the acoustic
effect produced by words so formed or combined
as to please the ear
2 : a harmonious succession of words having a pleasing
sound
- eu·phon·ic /yu-'fä-nik/ adjective
- eu·phon·i·cal·ly /-ni-k(&-)lE/ adverb
You didn't mean "epiphany", did you?
You *do* realize that duke didn't post that, right? Someone's taking a
(well-deserved) dig at him :D
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
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