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"Andres64" |
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12 Dec 2003 03:51:06 PM |
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I have seen the light... |
God came to me in my kitchen today and spoke thus: "The Bible was
written by a bunch of ignorant sheep herders who were tricked by
Satan. It is not the Truth. In fact, it's all a bunch of BS. Anyone
who believes in it shall spend an eternity in hell." Thus spoke the
Lord.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: I have seen the light... |
13 Dec 2003 10:50:32 AM |
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Lo, many moons past, on 12 Dec 2003 13:51:06 -0800, a stranger called
by some (Andres64) came forth and told this tale
in alt.atheism
God came to me in my kitchen today and spoke thus: "The Bible was
written by a bunch of ignorant sheep herders who were tricked by
Satan. It is not the Truth. In fact, it's all a bunch of BS. Anyone
who believes in it shall spend an eternity in hell." Thus spoke the
Lord.
Been watching "Dogma" again? :) (I love that movie. It has Alan
Rickman in it, for one, and George Carlin as a Cardinal?)
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Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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| Title: Re: I have seen the light... |
13 Dec 2003 12:36:06 PM |
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Been watching "Dogma" again? :) (I love that movie. It has Alan
Rickman in it, for one, and George Carlin as a Cardinal?)
And Alanis Morrisette as God. Anyone else think that it was appropriate that
when she speaks someone's head explodes?
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking, which
leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy." - Robert Anton
Wilson
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: I have seen the light... |
14 Dec 2003 07:02:02 PM |
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Lo, many moons past, on 13 Dec 2003 18:36:06 GMT, a stranger called by
some forlornh@aol.complex (Lord Calvert) came forth and told this
tale in alt.atheism
Been watching "Dogma" again? :) (I love that movie. It has Alan
Rickman in it, for one, and George Carlin as a Cardinal?)
And Alanis Morrisette as God. Anyone else think that it was appropriate that
when she speaks someone's head explodes?
It's ironic.
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Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: I have seen the light... |
12 Dec 2003 05:03:33 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Andres64:
God came to me in my kitchen today and spoke thus: "The Bible was
written by a bunch of ignorant sheep herders who were tricked by
Satan. It is not the Truth. In fact, it's all a bunch of BS. Anyone
who believes in it shall spend an eternity in hell." Thus spoke the
Lord.
Just *one* eternity?
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
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The fool says in his heart "there is no God".
The wise man says it to the world.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: I have seen the light... |
12 Dec 2003 11:11:34 PM |
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On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 17:03:33 -0600, (Vic
Sagerquist) posted in alt.atheism:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Andres64:
God came to me in my kitchen today and spoke thus: "The Bible was
written by a bunch of ignorant sheep herders who were tricked by
Satan. It is not the Truth. In fact, it's all a bunch of BS. Anyone
who believes in it shall spend an eternity in hell." Thus spoke the
Lord.
Just *one* eternity?
He's a very benevolent god. In fact, he's omnibenevolent.
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"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your
Christ."
- Mohandas Gandhi
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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