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"Borked Pseudo Mailed" |
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22 Jan 2008 05:58:48 AM |
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I have the answer!! |
Jesus is your savior. All of you heathens will burn in hell !!!
Embrace him now and repent! For he will forgive you!!
awinters@bellsouth.net
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| User: "Dogma Discharge" |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 07:03:57 AM |
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"Borked Pseudo Mailed" <nobody@pseudo.borked.net> wrote in message
news:67070d54e88cfe1e25f79ee6b7aad5fd@pseudo.borked.net...
Jesus is your savior. All of you heathens will burn in hell
!!!
Embrace him now and repent! For he will forgive you!!
awinters@bellsouth.net
Holy crap Batman, another fundie freak. Whowouldathunkit?
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 01:16:29 PM |
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*yaaaaaaaaaawn*
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "kingdoodlesquat" |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 06:43:46 AM |
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Jesus is your savior. All of you heathens will burn in hell
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Embrace him now and repent! For he will forgive you!!
awinters@bellsouth.net
I thought the answer was 42.
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| User: "Jeckyl" |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 06:54:12 AM |
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"kingdoodlesquat" <neggerscheggers@negatseacatspam.com> wrote in message
news:Nc-dnVsli8uLeAjanZ2dnUVZ8uWdnZ2d@bt.com...
Jesus is your savior. All of you heathens will burn in hell
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What hell?
Embrace him now and repent! For he will forgive you!!
Why .. what did I do?
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| User: "Syd M." |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 03:34:24 PM |
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On Jan 22, 7:54 am, "Jeckyl" <no...@nowhere.com> wrote:
"kingdoodlesquat" <neggerschegg...@negatseacatspam.com> wrote in message
news:Nc-dnVsli8uLeAjanZ2dnUVZ8uWdnZ2d@bt.com...
Jesus is your savior. All of you heathens will burn in hell
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What hell?
Embrace him now and repent! For he will forgive you!!
Why .. what did I do?
You were born.
To this god psycho, that's all that it takes.
PDW
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 08:01:04 AM |
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On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:43:46 +0000 in
Nc-dnVsli8uLeAjanZ2dnUVZ8uWdnZ2d@bt.com, "kingdoodlesquat"
<neggerscheggers@negatseacatspam.com> wrote:
Jesus is your savior. All of you heathens will burn in hell
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Embrace him now and repent! For he will forgive you!!
awinters@bellsouth.net
I thought the answer was 42.
Yes but what's the question? Even the mice don't know...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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Philosophy is questions that may never be answered.
Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
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| User: "kingdoodlesquat" |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 01:17:40 PM |
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I thought the answer was 42.
Yes but what's the question? Even the mice don't know...
bloody Vogons!
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| User: "Syd M." |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 03:32:23 PM |
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On Jan 22, 9:01 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:43:46 +0000 in
Nc-dnVsli8uLeAjanZ2dnUVZ8uWdn...@bt.com, "kingdoodlesquat"
<neggerschegg...@negatseacatspam.com> wrote:
Jesus is your savior. All of you heathens will burn in hell
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Embrace him now and repent! For he will forgive you!!
awint...@bellsouth.net
I thought the answer was 42.
Yes but what's the question? Even the mice don't know...
Actually, the question and the answer are mutually exclusive, and
can't exist at the same time in the same universe.
Or, it might be "We apologize for the inconvenience."
PDW
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| User: "Geoff" |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 07:38:15 AM |
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Borked Pseudo Mailed wrote:
Jesus is your savior. All of you heathens will burn in
hell !!!
Embrace him now and repent!
Hold him in your arms, you can feel his disease.
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| User: "Nosterill" |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 07:56:22 AM |
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On Jan 22, 12:58 pm, Borked Pseudo Mailed <nob...@pseudo.borked.net>
wrote:
Jesus is your savior. All of you heathens will burn in hell !!!
Embrace him now and repent! For he will forgive you!!
awint...@bellsouth.net
Maybe, if you told us the question, the answer might begin to make
some sort of sense. It certainly doesn't as it stands.
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 08:01:48 AM |
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Nosterill said the following on 1/22/2008 5:56 AM:
On Jan 22, 12:58 pm, Borked Pseudo Mailed <nob...@pseudo.borked.net>
wrote:
Jesus is your savior. All of you heathens will burn in hell !!!
Embrace him now and repent! For he will forgive you!!
awint...@bellsouth.net
Maybe, if you told us the question, the answer might begin to make
some sort of sense. It certainly doesn't as it stands.
I believe the question was something like this:
"If I were an idiot and wanted to troll alt.atheism in defiance of its
rules as delineated by its FAQ, what would I say?"
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
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* "I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act *
* of the whole American people which declared that *
* their legislature should make no law respecting *
* an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the *
* free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of *
* separation between church and state." *
* --Thomas Jefferson, 1802 *
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| User: "SkyEyes" |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 11:08:57 AM |
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On Jan 22, 4:58=A0am, Borked Pseudo Mailed <nob...@pseudo.borked.net>
wrote:
Jesus is =A0 =A0your savior. =A0All of =A0 you =A0 =A0 heathens will burn =
in =A0 hell !!!
Embrace =A0 =A0him =A0 now and repent! =A0 =A0For he will forgive =A0 =A0y=
ou!!
What was the question, again...?
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 01:34:16 PM |
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On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:08:57 -0800 in
d526445e-2427-4984-bab3-468657c7d11e@e25g2000prg.googlegroups.com, SkyEyes
<skyeyes9@cox.net> wrote:
On Jan 22, 4:58 am, Borked Pseudo Mailed <nob...@pseudo.borked.net>
wrote:
Jesus is your savior. All of you heathens will burn in hell
!!!
Embrace him now and repent! For he will forgive you!!
What was the question, again...?
Um... "What's a stupid thing to post to alt.atheism?"
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Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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“It is often argued that religion is valuable because
it makes men good, but even if this were true it would
not be a proof that religion is true. That would be
an extension of pragmatism beyond endurance.
Santa Claus makes children good in precisely the same
way, and yet no one would argue seriously that the
fact proves his existence. The defense of religion is
full of such logical imbecilities.”
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Sanitys Little Helper" |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 11:32:19 AM |
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SkyEyes <skyeyes9@cox.net> wrote in news:d526445e-2427-4984-bab3-
468657c7d11e@e25g2000prg.googlegroups.com to alt.atheism on 22 Jan 2008:
On Jan 22, 4:58am, Borked Pseudo Mailed <nob...@pseudo.borked.net>
wrote:
Jesus is your savior. All of you heathens will burn
in hell !!!
Embrace him now and repent! For he will forgive y
ou!!
What was the question, again...?
Oh! I See! We're playing "Jeapordy"... Erm.. is it "What's the most stupid
way to go about persuading people to adopt your religion?"?
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David Silverman D.B.E.
aa #2208
Lord Mayor of Dis
Lawful copyright holder of the term "Earthquack".
The monkeys are loose in the library again. They're gibbbering something
about "Answers In Genesis".
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 12:41:13 PM |
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On Jan 22, 6:58=A0am, Borked Pseudo Mailed <nob...@pseudo.borked.net>
wrote:
Jesus
Never existed.
http://home.earthlink.net/~pgwhacker/ChristianOrigins/
http://mama.indstate.edu/users/nizrael/jesusrefutation.html
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/dp5/christian.htm
http://www.jesuspuzzle.com/
You're welcome.
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
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| User: "JohnN" |
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22 Jan 2008 10:03:17 AM |
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On Jan 22, 6:58=A0am, Borked Pseudo Mailed <nob...@pseudo.borked.net>
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Jesus is =A0 =A0your savior. =A0All of =A0 you =A0 =A0 heathens will burn =
in =A0 hell !!!
Why? What posible purpose would spending eternity in hell serve?
JohnN
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: I have the answer!! |
22 Jan 2008 10:38:41 AM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Borked Pseudo Mailed
<nobody@pseudo.borked.net> bloodied us up with this:
Jesus is your savior. All of you heathens will burn in
hell !!!
Embrace him now and repent! For he will forgive you!!
awinters@bellsouth.net
Welcome to the collective. Resistance is futile!
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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