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22 Dec 2005 02:39:01 AM |
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I need a wife |
And God isn't being very helpful.
Paul
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| User: "GoDrex" |
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| Title: Re: I need a wife |
22 Dec 2005 09:15:09 AM |
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<dunric@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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And God isn't being very helpful.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you poor sad dipshit....
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| User: "Torch" |
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22 Dec 2005 02:52:10 AM |
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<dunric@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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And God isn't being very helpful.
funny that - you know sometimes I begin to wonder whether he exists at all
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| User: "weezer" |
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| Title: Re: I need a wife |
22 Dec 2005 03:14:17 AM |
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Of course God exists. God is a hateful ***** ***** who enjoys
causing people to suffer. Fist-***** The Holy Ghost !!! Fist-***** Jesus
!!! Double Fist-***** The Slutty ***** Virgin Mary !!!
If you want a wife in America, get rich, get rich, get rich.
Call me a liar, I dare you !!! You know it's true !!!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: I need a wife |
22 Dec 2005 04:16:34 AM |
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"weezer" <chris212@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:1135242857.070814.74400@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Of course God exists. God is a hateful ***** ***** who enjoys
causing people to suffer. Fist-***** The Holy Ghost !!! Fist-***** Jesus
!!! Double Fist-***** The Slutty ***** Virgin Mary !!!
If you want a wife in America, get rich, get rich, get rich.
Oh really? Well, I've been with my husband for 15 years and he's still not
rich.
Call me a liar, I dare you !!! You know it's true !!!
That you're a liar? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellll ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: I need a wife |
22 Dec 2005 04:25:50 AM |
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On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 05:16:34 -0500 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"weezer" <chris212@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:1135242857.070814.74400@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Of course God exists. God is a hateful ***** ***** who enjoys
causing people to suffer. Fist-***** The Holy Ghost !!! Fist-***** Jesus
!!! Double Fist-***** The Slutty ***** Virgin Mary !!!
If you want a wife in America, get rich, get rich, get rich.
Oh really? Well, I've been with my husband for 15 years and he's still not
rich.
Proverbs 31:10 !
Call me a liar, I dare you !!! You know it's true !!!
That you're a liar? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellll ;)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: I need a wife |
22 Dec 2005 05:41:18 AM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 05:16:34 -0500 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism
"weezer" <chris212@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:1135242857.070814.74400@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Of course God exists. God is a hateful ***** ***** who enjoys
causing people to suffer. Fist-***** The Holy Ghost !!! Fist-***** Jesus
!!! Double Fist-***** The Slutty ***** Virgin Mary !!!
If you want a wife in America, get rich, get rich, get rich.
Oh really? Well, I've been with my husband for 15 years and he's still
not
rich.
Proverbs 31:10 !
Squeeze me? Baking powder? :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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22 Dec 2005 11:48:41 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"weezer" <chris212@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:1135242857.070814.74400@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Of course God exists. God is a hateful ***** ***** who enjoys
causing people to suffer. Fist-***** The Holy Ghost !!! Fist-***** Jesus
!!! Double Fist-***** The Slutty ***** Virgin Mary !!!
If you want a wife in America, get rich, get rich, get rich.
Oh really? Well, I've been with my husband for 15 years and he's still not
rich.
The "get rich" thing only applies if you're a total dweeb like Paul...
normal guys can get a wife without being rich.
Jim
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| User: "Malibu Skipper" |
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22 Dec 2005 08:17:11 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"weezer" <chris212@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:1135242857.070814.74400@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Of course God exists. God is a hateful ***** ***** who enjoys
causing people to suffer. Fist-***** The Holy Ghost !!! Fist-***** Jesus
!!! Double Fist-***** The Slutty ***** Virgin Mary !!!
If you want a wife in America, get rich, get rich, get rich.
Oh really? Well, I've been with my husband for 15 years and he's still not
rich.
Damn. Maybe you better get a second job, woman. ;>
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| User: "stoney" |
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22 Dec 2005 12:24:50 PM |
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On 22 Dec 2005 01:14:17 -0800, "weezer" <chris212@earthlink.net>
wrote:
Of course God exists. God is a hateful ***** ***** who enjoys
causing people to suffer. Fist-***** The Holy Ghost !!! Fist-***** Jesus
!!! Double Fist-***** The Slutty ***** Virgin Mary !!!
If you want a wife in America, get rich, get rich, get rich.
Call me a liar, I dare you !!! You know it's true !!!
NURSE! Someone didn't take their medication.
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "weezer" |
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| Title: Re: I need a wife |
26 Dec 2005 06:57:33 AM |
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stoney wrote,
"NURSE! Someone didn't take their medication."
It's not my fault !!!
The nurse keeps switching MY Valium with YOUR Viagra !!!!!!!!!
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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26 Dec 2005 07:57:45 AM |
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On 26 Dec 2005 04:57:33 -0800 in alt.atheism, weezer ("weezer"
<chris212@earthlink.net>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
stoney wrote,
"NURSE! Someone didn't take their medication."
It's not my fault !!!
The nurse keeps switching MY Valium with YOUR Viagra !!!!!!!!!
Oh Nurse Rosetta, you stone me....
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
#442. www.video2cd.co.uk. Your 8mm films on DVD.
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| User: "stoney" |
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26 Dec 2005 10:00:21 AM |
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On 26 Dec 2005 04:57:33 -0800, "weezer" <chris212@earthlink.net>
wrote:
stoney wrote,
"NURSE! Someone didn't take their medication."
It's not my fault !!!
The nurse keeps switching MY Valium with YOUR Viagra !!!!!!!!!
LOL! Nice return shot.
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "jimmy" |
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| Title: Re: I need a wife |
26 Dec 2005 07:09:53 AM |
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oo
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| User: "jimmy" |
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| Title: Re: I need a wife |
26 Dec 2005 07:14:08 AM |
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thou shall get a wife by walking upside down in a house and holding a
large axe in one hand. Thou shall spit fire from thine tongue and then
thine wife shall appear before you.
Book of Jellybeans, Chapter 1, Verse 3
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| User: "weezer" |
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| Title: Re: I need a wife |
26 Dec 2005 07:37:11 AM |
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That sounds cool. Do you need special shoes for that?
I already have an axe.
Goddamnit !!! I just cut off my ***** again !!!
Wait here. I think it's behind the T.V. set.
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| User: "nafc" |
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23 Dec 2005 03:10:50 AM |
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<dunric@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1135240741.739972.125840@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
And God isn't being very helpful.
I think God is trying to tell you something. DONT' REPRODUCE!!!
Paul
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| User: "Scott Richter" |
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22 Dec 2005 10:57:22 AM |
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<dunric@yahoo.com> wrote:
And God isn't being very helpful.
So, God is a Russian mobster?
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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22 Dec 2005 08:40:17 AM |
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wrote in news:1135240741.739972.125840
@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
And God isn't being very helpful.
Paul
I guess he gave women just a little too much intelligence.
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Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.musings.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
"There is joy in rationality, happiness in clarity of mind. Free thought is
thrilling and fulfilling--absolutely essential to mental health and
happiness."
-Dan Barker
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| User: "" |
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22 Dec 2005 11:01:34 AM |
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wrote:
And God isn't being very helpful.
Paul
Taking your meds would be a good start.
Bob Dog
Atheist #153 = 1^3 + 5^3 + 3^3
EAC's chief cook and brainwasher
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"Sooner or later the despairing Churches will try to get
a world-alliance with something like Fascist tyranny to
check the growth of Atheism. It is their one hope."
- Joseph McCabe
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| User: "Julian" |
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26 Dec 2005 08:14:50 AM |
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wrote:
And God isn't being very helpful.
Meanwhile just use someone else's.
There's loads of redundant and neglected
wives ones about, well... in the UK at least.
http://ptlslzb87.blogspot.com/
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| User: "martin" |
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22 Dec 2005 04:33:02 AM |
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wrote:
And God isn't being very helpful.
Why the hell do you think he gave you a right hand eh?
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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22 Dec 2005 04:49:08 AM |
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On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:33:02 +0000, martin <usenet@etiqa.co.uk> wrote:
dunric@yahoo.com wrote:
And God isn't being very helpful.
Why the hell do you think he gave you a right hand eh?
To slap his forehead with?
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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22 Dec 2005 10:40:33 AM |
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In article <1135240741.739972.125840
@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>, said...
And God isn't being very helpful.
Why do you need a wife?
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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22 Dec 2005 05:35:39 PM |
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On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 11:40:33 -0500, Brian E. Clark
<reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote:
In article <1135240741.739972.125840
@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>, said...
And God isn't being very helpful.
Why do you need a wife?
Because both his hands are tied up in his straight-jacket.
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| User: "Olrik" |
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22 Dec 2005 11:22:59 PM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 11:40:33 -0500, Brian E. Clark
<reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote:
In article <1135240741.739972.125840
@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>, said...
And God isn't being very helpful.
Why do you need a wife?
Because both his hands are tied up in his straight-jacket.
LOL!
That or his medication has side effects...
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "stoney" |
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22 Dec 2005 12:24:13 PM |
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On 22 Dec 2005 00:39:01 -0800, wrote:
And God isn't being very helpful.
1 Thessalonians 5 (KJV)
16 Rejoice evermore.
17 Pray without ceasing.
18 In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God
in Christ Jesus concerning you.
I'm sure you'd be able to catch a collie's attention-maybe.
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "raven1" |
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22 Dec 2005 10:04:37 AM |
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On 22 Dec 2005 00:39:01 -0800, wrote:
And God isn't being very helpful.
You need medication a lot more than you need a wife.
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "Olrik" |
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22 Dec 2005 11:21:55 PM |
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raven1 wrote:
On 22 Dec 2005 00:39:01 -0800, wrote:
And God isn't being very helpful.
You need medication a lot more than you need a wife.
I think he'd need a heavily medicated wife...
;-)
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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