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Religions > Atheism |
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"Gregory Gadow" |
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03 Nov 2005 09:40:12 PM |
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I now agree: Teach the Intelligent Design controversy |
Revealed! The true ‘Intelligent Designers’ were space aliens
To all the ideas on Intelligent Design, I wish to add my own. I believe
the Intelligent Designers were space aliens. I believe that billions of
years ago, alien scientists, little guys with big heads and bug eyes,
were running around the universe looking for a place to conduct
experiments to prove that cellular life could start from a chemical
base.
They had to find some remote planet to work on because they were being
persecuted by no-brain theocrats who wanted to stop stem-cell research.
They flew around until they found a young planet that they thought would
make a perfect, though large, Petri dish. They found some water and
dumped big bags of amino acids and polypeptides in it to see what would
happen. Nothing! Thinking a little electricity might help, they combed
their hair real fast and created lightning. Knowing that this experiment
would take some time, they decided to leave and come back at intervals
to see how things were progressing.
The article, from the Fort Wayne (Indiana) News-Sentinel, continues at
http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/newssentinel/news/editorial/13061589.htm
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"[W]e have never held that moral disapproval, without any other asserted
state interest, is a sufficient rationale under the Equal Protection
Clause to justify a law that discriminates among groups of persons."
- Sandra Day O`Conner, _Lawrence v Texas_
http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?court=us&vol=000&invol=02-102
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| User: "Shark school missionaries" |
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| Title: Re: I now agree: Teach the Intelligent Design controversy |
04 Nov 2005 01:33:01 AM |
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Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> suddenly spluttered:
I believe
the Intelligent Designers were space aliens. I believe that billions of
years ago, alien scientists, little guys with big heads and bug eyes,
were running around the universe looking for a place to conduct
experiments to prove that cellular life could start from a chemical
base.
Powerful stuff that fermented t'harg juice. Makes people totally
irresponsible and reckless even if it is the ideal solvent for crude
amino-acids.
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Conflict over the exact will/purpose/nature of God cannot ever be
resolved, since there are no facts to go on.
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: I now agree: Teach the Intelligent Design controversy |
03 Nov 2005 10:52:17 PM |
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Gregory Gadow wrote:
Revealed! The true 'Intelligent Designers' were space aliens
To all the ideas on Intelligent Design, I wish to add my own. I
believe the Intelligent Designers were space aliens. I believe that
billions of years ago, alien scientists, little guys with big heads
and bug eyes, were running around the universe looking for a place to
conduct experiments to prove that cellular life could start from a
chemical base.
Not exactly. A dream the other night where aliens took selected groups of
people up in space ships woke me and made me realize I had to pee.
While standing there I realized that the dream was very Rapture like. By the
time I got back to bed I realized the truth.
The rapture story was started by the BEM's (Bug eyed Monsters for the
younger set). They saw that better communication was coming so they planted
the story. This way, when they come by and harvest a few hundred million,
the christians will say, "See, we told you so, and not look for a real
answer."
Naturally the ones left behind will find a reason for it and wonder why so
many foreigners who are neither white, nor christian went but they will move
on.
Billions and billions served was not a McDonalds idea.
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| User: "David Jensen" |
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| Title: Re: I now agree: Teach the Intelligent Design controversy |
03 Nov 2005 11:05:44 PM |
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On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 22:52:17 GMT, in alt.atheism
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
<Bwwaf.9410$7h7.7494@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>:
Gregory Gadow wrote:
Revealed! The true 'Intelligent Designers' were space aliens
To all the ideas on Intelligent Design, I wish to add my own. I
believe the Intelligent Designers were space aliens. I believe that
billions of years ago, alien scientists, little guys with big heads
and bug eyes, were running around the universe looking for a place to
conduct experiments to prove that cellular life could start from a
chemical base.
Not exactly. A dream the other night where aliens took selected groups of
people up in space ships woke me and made me realize I had to pee.
While standing there I realized that the dream was very Rapture like. By the
time I got back to bed I realized the truth.
The rapture story was started by the BEM's (Bug eyed Monsters for the
younger set). They saw that better communication was coming so they planted
the story. This way, when they come by and harvest a few hundred million,
the christians will say, "See, we told you so, and not look for a real
answer."
Naturally the ones left behind will find a reason for it and wonder why so
many foreigners who are neither white, nor christian went but they will move
on.
Billions and billions served was not a McDonalds idea.
"Mommy, why is _To Serve Mankind_ in the cookbook section?"
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| User: "DaveJr" |
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| Title: Re: I now agree: Teach the Intelligent Design controversy |
03 Nov 2005 11:36:13 PM |
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Perhaps we should also teach 2+2=5 in math classes. Start big mathmatics
debates. Perhaps algebra students should base thier answers on a 'hunch'
or 'gut feeling' Then we would have christian friendly formulas that might
look something like... y = 'guess'(hunch) divided by the square root of an
assumption.
Thats christian logic for ya. Have fun in science class.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: I now agree: Teach the Intelligent Design controversy |
04 Nov 2005 07:28:43 AM |
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In article <436A83BC.39A5D4C@serv.net>,
Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> wrote:
Revealed! The true ‘Intelligent Designers’ were space aliens
To all the ideas on Intelligent Design, I wish to add my own. I believe
the Intelligent Designers were space aliens. I believe that billions of
years ago, alien scientists, little guys with big heads and bug eyes,
were running around the universe looking for a place to conduct
experiments to prove that cellular life could start from a chemical
base.
They had to find some remote planet to work on because they were being
persecuted by no-brain theocrats who wanted to stop stem-cell research.
They flew around until they found a young planet that they thought would
make a perfect, though large, Petri dish. They found some water and
dumped big bags of amino acids and polypeptides in it to see what would
happen. Nothing! Thinking a little electricity might help, they combed
their hair real fast and created lightning. Knowing that this experiment
would take some time, they decided to leave and come back at intervals
to see how things were progressing.
The article, from the Fort Wayne (Indiana) News-Sentinel, continues at
http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/newssentinel/news/editorial/13061589.htm
That's much too complex for me to understand so it must be intelligent
design.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: I now agree: Teach the Intelligent Design controversy |
04 Nov 2005 01:43:50 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Gregory Gadow
(techbear@serv.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
Revealed! The true ‘Intelligent Designers’ were space aliens
To all the ideas on Intelligent Design, I wish to add my own. I
believe the Intelligent Designers were space aliens. I believe that
billions of years ago, alien scientists, little guys with big heads
and bug eyes, were running around the universe looking for a place to
conduct experiments to prove that cellular life could start from a
chemical base.
They had to find some remote planet to work on because they were being
persecuted by no-brain theocrats who wanted to stop stem-cell
research. They flew around until they found a young planet that they
thought would make a perfect, though large, Petri dish. They found
some water and dumped big bags of amino acids and polypeptides in it
to see what would happen. Nothing! Thinking a little electricity might
help, they combed their hair real fast and created lightning. Knowing
that this experiment would take some time, they decided to leave and
come back at intervals to see how things were progressing.
You can't disprove it, so it must be true!
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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"The world is only 5-6 thousand years old does not mean the planet
earth is only 5-6 thousand years old. There have been many worlds
created and destroyed on this planet. The creation of the planet is
described in Genesis 1. The creation of the world is described in
Genesis 2. Two different kind of creations." --Eric Brze
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