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"Fredric L. Rice" |
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19 Oct 2005 11:53:03 PM |
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I put a spell on you, and now you're mine |
So. Soon it shall be All Saints Eve and for a short time, the
neitherworld and the world of the living shall co-exist side by
side, allowing _things_ to pass through, one side to the other.
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need
save one -- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails
to turn up a single company that sells children's blood.
So does anyone have any good ideas on a substitute ingredient
that will work just as good as or better?
Thanks!
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| User: "lkjahds7yu3q4" |
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| Title: Re: I put a spell on you, and now you're mine |
19 Oct 2005 11:58:38 PM |
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"Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote in message
news:11le8lqq27g147d@corp.supernews.com...
So. Soon it shall be All Saints Eve and for a short time, the
neitherworld and the world of the living shall co-exist side by
side, allowing _things_ to pass through, one side to the other.
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need
save one -- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails
to turn up a single company that sells children's blood.
So does anyone have any good ideas on a substitute ingredient
that will work just as good as or better?
lol
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: I put a spell on you, and now you're mine |
20 Oct 2005 08:32:08 AM |
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"Fredric L. Rice" wrote:
So. Soon it shall be All Saints Eve and for a short time, the
neitherworld and the world of the living shall co-exist side by
side, allowing _things_ to pass through, one side to the other.
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need
save one -- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails
to turn up a single company that sells children's blood.
So does anyone have any good ideas on a substitute ingredient
that will work just as good as or better?
Thanks!
A nice Chianti?
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking,
which leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy."
- Robert Anton Wilson
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| User: "Midjis" |
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| Title: Re: I put a spell on you, and now you're mine |
20 Oct 2005 09:21:42 AM |
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Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> wrote:
A nice Chianti?
Nice. 10/10.
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| User: "Midjis" |
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| Title: Re: I put a spell on you, and now you're mine |
20 Oct 2005 06:55:39 AM |
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(Fredric L. Rice) wrote:
So. Soon it shall be All Saints Eve and for a short time, the
neitherworld and the world of the living shall co-exist side by
side, allowing _things_ to pass through, one side to the other.
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need
save one -- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails
to turn up a single company that sells children's blood.
Magic is bollocks. Magick even more so.
Signed,
Midwinter (Pagan)
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: I put a spell on you, and now you're mine |
20 Oct 2005 08:51:26 AM |
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On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:55:39 +0000 (UTC) in alt.atheism, Midjis
(Midjis <midwinter_m@hotmail.co.uk>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
FRice@SkepticTank.ORG (Fredric L. Rice) wrote:
So. Soon it shall be All Saints Eve and for a short time, the
neitherworld and the world of the living shall co-exist side by
side, allowing _things_ to pass through, one side to the other.
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need
save one -- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails
to turn up a single company that sells children's blood.
Magic is bollocks. Magick even more so.
Do these blood riddled rites, with their whipping, gratuitous sex,
strange drugs and alcohol really summon the devil? As the high priest
commented "Who cares?"
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| User: "Midjis" |
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| Title: Re: I put a spell on you, and now you're mine |
20 Oct 2005 09:21:18 AM |
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Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
Do these blood riddled rites, with their whipping, gratuitous sex,
strange drugs and alcohol really summon the devil?
No, they don't.
I'm all for whipping and gratuitous sex, but I don't need to use religion
as an excuse. :o)
M.
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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| Title: Re: I put a spell on you, and now you're mine |
20 Oct 2005 10:30:26 AM |
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Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:55:39 +0000 (UTC) in alt.atheism, Midjis
(Midjis <midwinter_m@hotmail.co.uk>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
FRice@SkepticTank.ORG (Fredric L. Rice) wrote:
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need
save one -- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails
to turn up a single company that sells children's blood.
Magic is bollocks. Magick even more so.
Do these blood riddled rites, with their whipping, gratuitous sex,
strange drugs and alcohol really summon the devil? As the high priest
commented "Who cares?"
You're thinking of the Republican National Convention, I think.
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http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.notserver.com/
http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html
http://www.rightard.org/ http://www.thedarkwind.org/
http://www.scienTOMogy.info - More Tom Cruise than HBO
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: I put a spell on you, and now you're mine |
20 Oct 2005 04:00:36 PM |
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In <11lfe0uo9a264ff@corp.supernews.com>, (Fredric L.
Rice) wrote:
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:55:39 +0000 (UTC) in alt.atheism, Midjis
(Midjis <midwinter_m@hotmail.co.uk>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
(Fredric L. Rice) wrote:
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need save one
-- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails to turn up a
single company that sells children's blood.
Magic is bollocks. Magick even more so.
Do these blood riddled rites, with their whipping, gratuitous sex,
strange drugs and alcohol really summon the devil? As the high priest
commented "Who cares?"
You're thinking of the Republican National Convention, I think.
So you're saying they *do summon the devil...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"We're angry, Mr. President, and we'll be angry long
after our beloved city and surrounding parishes have
been pumped dry. Our people deserved rescuing.
Many who could have been were not. That's to the
government's shame."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?F2D511CBB
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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| Title: Re: I put a spell on you, and now you're mine |
21 Oct 2005 01:13:28 AM |
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On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 16:00:36 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster>
wrote:
In <11lfe0uo9a264ff@corp.supernews.com>, (Fredric L.
Rice) wrote:
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:55:39 +0000 (UTC) in alt.atheism, Midjis
(Midjis <midwinter_m@hotmail.co.uk>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
(Fredric L. Rice) wrote:
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need save one
-- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails to turn up a
single company that sells children's blood.
Magic is bollocks. Magick even more so.
Do these blood riddled rites, with their whipping, gratuitous sex,
strange drugs and alcohol really summon the devil? As the high priest
commented "Who cares?"
You're thinking of the Republican National Convention, I think.
So you're saying they *do summon the devil...
They elected Bush, didn't they?
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: I put a spell on you, and now you're mine |
20 Oct 2005 12:22:54 PM |
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:
So. Soon it shall be All Saints Eve and for a short time, the
neitherworld and the world of the living shall co-exist side by
side, allowing _things_ to pass through, one side to the other.
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need
save one -- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails
to turn up a single company that sells children's blood.
So does anyone have any good ideas on a substitute ingredient
that will work just as good as or better?
Thanks!
How about the marrow of baby bones? I have several bones and a few complete
skeleton of the body of baby Jesus and could get you a good price.
They came with my last load of Ark and Cross wood I use in my fence building
business.
Crown of Thorn Fences with Ark wood siding and True Cross Fences are on sale
this month.
Note this does not include the deluxe models built with nails from the
cross.
Our "LoavesAndFishesSoWhyNotNails" machine is down.
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| User: "Chris Johnson" |
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| Title: Re: I put a spell on you, and now you're mine |
20 Oct 2005 01:07:01 AM |
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:
So. Soon it shall be All Saints Eve and for a short time, the
neitherworld and the world of the living shall co-exist side by
side, allowing _things_ to pass through, one side to the other.
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need
save one -- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails
to turn up a single company that sells children's blood.
So does anyone have any good ideas on a substitute ingredient
that will work just as good as or better?
Fetus juice. It's got that extra tang.
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| User: "Jesus H Christ" |
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20 Oct 2005 07:12:59 AM |
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"Chris Johnson" <effigies@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1129788421.945992.222400@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
So. Soon it shall be All Saints Eve and for a short time, the
neitherworld and the world of the living shall co-exist side by
side, allowing _things_ to pass through, one side to the other.
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need
save one -- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails
to turn up a single company that sells children's blood.
So does anyone have any good ideas on a substitute ingredient
that will work just as good as or better?
Fetus juice. It's got that extra tang.
Transgenic blood stem cells engineered from goats and fetus' aborted in
satanic rituals by left-handed black lesbian atheist democrats, with a
dash of vodka?
And a celery swizzle stick.
Don't ask what the garnish is.
jesus
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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20 Oct 2005 03:51:15 AM |
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On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:53:03 GMT, (Fredric L.
Rice) wrote:
So. Soon it shall be All Saints Eve and for a short time, the
neitherworld and the world of the living shall co-exist side by
side, allowing _things_ to pass through, one side to the other.
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need
save one -- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails
to turn up a single company that sells children's blood.
So does anyone have any good ideas on a substitute ingredient
that will work just as good as or better?
Thanks!
Try the Red Cross.
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| User: "atheist@home" |
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20 Oct 2005 07:56:25 PM |
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On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:53:03 GMT, (Fredric L.
Rice) wrote:
So. Soon it shall be All Saints Eve and for a short time, the
neitherworld and the world of the living shall co-exist side by
side, allowing _things_ to pass through, one side to the other.
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need
save one -- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails
to turn up a single company that sells children's blood.
So does anyone have any good ideas on a substitute ingredient
that will work just as good as or better?
Gorilla sperm is far more effective.
You can probably find a donor at your local zoo.
The beasts are easily aroused and the milking technique is self
explanatory.
Caution: If you chose to take this route, be quick, be very, very
quick, keep your bootie to the ground and be ready to boot scoot at
the first sign of irritation or the first gleam in his eye.
Thanks!
Welcome ;-)
atheist@home#1554
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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20 Oct 2005 12:23:59 AM |
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On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:53:03 GMT, (Fredric L. Rice) wrote:
So. Soon it shall be All Saints Eve and for a short time, the
neitherworld and the world of the living shall co-exist side by
side, allowing _things_ to pass through, one side to the other.
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need
save one -- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails
to turn up a single company that sells children's blood.
So does anyone have any good ideas on a substitute ingredient
that will work just as good as or better?
Thanks!
From my time back in the day, if you were serious I would suggest dragon's
blood. It's an actual herb, a root to be more precise. Used by some wussy
witches in place of _real_ blood. ;-)
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L8r,
Uncle Buck
BAAWA
a.a. #88
UU Minister # "=" - "Grand Equivocator of the Balanced Equal Sign"
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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20 Oct 2005 10:07:11 AM |
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"Uncle Buck" <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:ncael1d2urmf3aoidiqccqb1v988p3nrhb@4ax.com...
On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:53:03 GMT, (Fredric L. Rice)
wrote:
So. Soon it shall be All Saints Eve and for a short time, the
neitherworld and the world of the living shall co-exist side by
side, allowing _things_ to pass through, one side to the other.
I've got my spell book ready and all the ingredients I need
save one -- children's blood. Curiously, a search on eBay fails
to turn up a single company that sells children's blood.
So does anyone have any good ideas on a substitute ingredient
that will work just as good as or better?
Thanks!
From my time back in the day, if you were serious I would suggest dragon's
blood. It's an actual herb, a root to be more precise. Used by some
wussy
witches in place of _real_ blood. ;-)
Use fake blood?!? Nevah!!
BTW, it's All Hallows Eve - November 1st is All Saints Day.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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20 Oct 2005 10:29:39 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
From my time back in the day, if you were serious I would suggest dragon's
blood. It's an actual herb, a root to be more precise. Used by some
wussy witches in place of _real_ blood. ;-)
Use fake blood?!? Nevah!!
Ruins the flavor.
---
http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.notserver.com/
http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html
http://www.rightard.org/ http://www.thedarkwind.org/
http://www.scienTOMogy.info - More Tom Cruise than HBO
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| User: "nJb" |
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| Title: Re: I put a spell on you, and now you're mine |
23 Oct 2005 09:59:57 PM |
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Was that Willie Dixon?
--
Jack
Plonked by Thomas
bobo1148atxmissiondotcom
http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/xmissionbobo/
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| User: "nJb" |
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23 Oct 2005 10:05:58 PM |
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nJb wrote:
Was that Willie Dixon?
No, you dumb *****, it was Screamin' Jay Hawkins.
--
Jack
Plonked by Thomas
bobo1148atxmissiondotcom
http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/xmissionbobo/
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