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"quibbler" |
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07 Jul 2006 09:11:48 PM |
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I saw a rainbow today... |
I saw a rainbow today, and every time I do, I'm reminded of how Genesis
takes mankind for a bunch of morons; in the case of theists it's right
of course, but the rest of us don't deserve such an infantile lie.
Specifically, I'm referring to the fact that the "rainbow" is alleged to
be God's "War Bow", hung up in the heavens as a promise that he won't
genocidally slaughter all living creatures in an indiscriminant flood.
So God still uses a *Bow and Arrow* to fight wars. Satan should totally
be able to kick his ***** then. And fundies have the nerve to claim that
Genesis should be taught in a science class, when their explanation for
rainbows is that it's god's "War Bow". Ok, I've got a question: if
that's god's bow, then where the ***** is the string? And why isn't god
smart enough to get a recurved or compound bow?
BTW, why is God's bow so !!!Fab-u-loooous!!!? God is *sooo* in the
closet.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: I saw a rainbow today... |
09 Jul 2006 02:12:50 AM |
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In article <MPG.1f18c24cf6726a41989ae1@news.readfreenews.net>,
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
I saw a rainbow today, and every time I do, I'm reminded of how Genesis
takes mankind for a bunch of morons; in the case of theists it's right
of course, but the rest of us don't deserve such an infantile lie.
Specifically, I'm referring to the fact that the "rainbow" is alleged to
be God's "War Bow", hung up in the heavens as a promise that he won't
genocidally slaughter all living creatures in an indiscriminant flood.
So God still uses a *Bow and Arrow* to fight wars. Satan should totally
be able to kick his ***** then. And fundies have the nerve to claim that
Genesis should be taught in a science class, when their explanation for
rainbows is that it's god's "War Bow". Ok, I've got a question: if
that's god's bow, then where the ***** is the string? And why isn't god
smart enough to get a recurved or compound bow?
BTW, why is God's bow so !!!Fab-u-loooous!!!? God is *sooo* in the
closet.
Nah. That's all a silly myth. I'll just keep looking for the pot o'
gold. :-)
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: I saw a rainbow today... |
08 Jul 2006 02:50:55 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet quibbler (quibbler247
@yahoo.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Ok, I've got a question: if
that's god's bow, then where the ***** is the string?
Good thing there isn't one, because the idiot's got the fucking thing aimed
at himself.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: I saw a rainbow today... |
08 Jul 2006 10:03:41 PM |
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In article <Xns97FA82B14C5vicman@216.196.97.136>,
says...
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet quibbler (quibbler247
@yahoo.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Ok, I've got a question: if
that's god's bow, then where the ***** is the string?
Good thing there isn't one, because the idiot's got the fucking thing aimed
at himself.
No wonder he's dead, or at least blind. Didn't his mother ever tell him
he was going to shoot his eye out with that thing?
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Tim McGaughy" |
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| Title: Re: I saw a rainbow today... |
08 Jul 2006 04:26:32 PM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet quibbler (quibbler247
@yahoo.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Ok, I've got a question: if
that's god's bow, then where the ***** is the string?
Good thing there isn't one, because the idiot's got the fucking thing aimed
at himself.
:-)
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: I saw a rainbow today... |
08 Jul 2006 07:12:07 AM |
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quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism
I saw a rainbow today, and every time I do, I'm reminded of how Genesis
takes mankind for a bunch of morons; in the case of theists it's right
of course, but the rest of us don't deserve such an infantile lie.
Specifically, I'm referring to the fact that the "rainbow" is alleged to
be God's "War Bow", hung up in the heavens as a promise that he won't
genocidally slaughter all living creatures in an indiscriminant flood.
So God still uses a *Bow and Arrow* to fight wars. Satan should totally
be able to kick his ***** then. And fundies have the nerve to claim that
Genesis should be taught in a science class, when their explanation for
rainbows is that it's god's "War Bow". Ok, I've got a question: if
that's god's bow, then where the ***** is the string? And why isn't god
smart enough to get a recurved or compound bow?
BTW, why is God's bow so !!!Fab-u-loooous!!!? God is *sooo* in the
closet.
The crescent moon was also considered a hunting "bow" of some moon
god. No string there either. :)
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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