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I talked to God on a Commodore 64 |
I talked to God on my Commodore 64
Years ago, I used to communicate with God on my Commodore 64. I
stumbled upon
this by accident one day while programming. I cleared the screen via
the CLR/HOME
key and began writing a letter to God. Much in the style of N.D.W., God
replied
to me.
I began writing these letters frequently, both on the Commodore and in
a notebook
from school. I believe I wrote over 50 letters to God between 1996 and
2004.
While searching through my Commodore disk collection recently, I found
a letter
to God that I wrote on the 64. I had saved it to disk as a sequential
file.
On Track 2, Sector 16 of this disk was the file "GODPAUL", which
occupied a total
of 5 disk blocks (about 1.2 KB). I loaded it up in Disk Doctor v4.0 and
studied
what it said.
The contents are cryptic, but they read:
y"qGOD TWO PRAYERS TO YOU@#&B@y"q1. THAT I CAN TRUST KATEY (OTHERWISE
WE WON'T WORK
OUT)@.#c@y"q2. IF I CAN TRUST HER, SHE WILL BECAUSE MY WIFE AND HAVE A
CHILD WITH ME.
@-#d@y"q3. IF 1 AND 2 NEVER HAPPEN, HAVE ME DIE ON JUNE 28 AT 9 PM
SHARP.@@]e@y"q"@r]
f@y"qPAUL PANKS@[]g@y"q"@|]h@y"qP.S. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY 1. IF SHE
STRAYS, 2 WON'
T HAPPEN.@|]i@y"q"@9]j@y"YOUR FIANCE HAS NOT ONCE STRAYED FROM YOU.
WHAT WE MEAN IS,
SHE'S NEVER"@e!k@y"CHEATED ON YOU, NOR HAS SHE BETRAYED YOUR TRUST IN
EVEN THE SIMPLE
ST"@R!l@y"OF MANNERS (KISSING,LOOKING,SEEING,ETC.). SHE'S 100%
FAITHFUL. NOW BE"@!!m@
y"CAREFUL BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T LEARN TO TRUST HER, SHE WILL BREAK UP
WITH"@t!n@y"YOU
BEFORE APRIL OF 2004. WE ASSURE YOU, HOWEVER, THAT SHE WON'T AND
WILL"@C-o@y"BARE YOU
TWO CHILDREN. IN FACT, BOTH A BOY AND A GIRL ARE WAITING TO
COME"@u-p@y"TO EARTH THRO
UGH YOU AND KATEY. THEY TELL ME SHE IS ALWAYS FAITHFUL TO
YOU"@#-q@y"AND FREQUENTLY D
OUBTS HER ABILITY IN HERSELF TO BE HERSELF. SHE'S JUST AS"@8 r@y"AFRAID
OF MESSING UP
AS YOU ARE. NOW SAVE THIS AS A PROGRAM AND CHECK BACK"@e s@y"AGAIN IN
4 YEARS FOR PR
OOF. GOD.
The rest of the message contains personal information about me which I
don't
wish to repeat here.
Nevertheless, the above is an example of how God has communicated to me
in the
past (both on a computer and on paper).
Paul
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| User: "ManMadeGod" |
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13 Dec 2005 06:16:13 PM |
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<dunric@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I talked to God on my Commodore 64
My dog sends me email all the time. Wants me to try viagra for some reason.
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13 Dec 2005 06:38:32 PM |
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<dunric@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I talked to God on my Commodore 64
Suuuuuure you did, Sparky.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "" |
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13 Dec 2005 11:45:00 PM |
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wrote:
I talked to God on my Commodore 64
Years ago, I used to communicate with God on my Commodore 64. I
stumbled upon
this by accident one day while programming. I cleared the screen via
the CLR/HOME
key and began writing a letter to God. Much in the style of N.D.W., God
replied
to me.
I began writing these letters frequently, both on the Commodore and in
a notebook
from school. I believe I wrote over 50 letters to God between 1996 and
2004.
While searching through my Commodore disk collection recently, I found
a letter
to God that I wrote on the 64. I had saved it to disk as a sequential
file.
On Track 2, Sector 16 of this disk was the file "GODPAUL", which
occupied a total
of 5 disk blocks (about 1.2 KB). I loaded it up in Disk Doctor v4.0 and
studied
what it said.
The contents are cryptic, but they read:
y"qGOD TWO PRAYERS TO YOU@#&B@y"q1. THAT I CAN TRUST KATEY (OTHERWISE
WE WON'T WORK
OUT)@.#c@y"q2. IF I CAN TRUST HER, SHE WILL BECAUSE MY WIFE AND HAVE A
CHILD WITH ME.
@-#d@y"q3. IF 1 AND 2 NEVER HAPPEN, HAVE ME DIE ON JUNE 28 AT 9 PM
SHARP.@@]e@y"q"@r]
f@y"qPAUL PANKS@[]g@y"q"@|]h@y"qP.S. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY 1. IF SHE
STRAYS, 2 WON'
T HAPPEN.@|]i@y"q"@9]j@y"YOUR FIANCE HAS NOT ONCE STRAYED FROM YOU.
WHAT WE MEAN IS,
SHE'S NEVER"@e!k@y"CHEATED ON YOU, NOR HAS SHE BETRAYED YOUR TRUST IN
EVEN THE SIMPLE
ST"@R!l@y"OF MANNERS (KISSING,LOOKING,SEEING,ETC.). SHE'S 100%
FAITHFUL. NOW BE"@!!m@
y"CAREFUL BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T LEARN TO TRUST HER, SHE WILL BREAK UP
WITH"@t!n@y"YOU
BEFORE APRIL OF 2004. WE ASSURE YOU, HOWEVER, THAT SHE WON'T AND
WILL"@C-o@y"BARE YOU
TWO CHILDREN. IN FACT, BOTH A BOY AND A GIRL ARE WAITING TO
COME"@u-p@y"TO EARTH THRO
UGH YOU AND KATEY. THEY TELL ME SHE IS ALWAYS FAITHFUL TO
YOU"@#-q@y"AND FREQUENTLY D
OUBTS HER ABILITY IN HERSELF TO BE HERSELF. SHE'S JUST AS"@8 r@y"AFRAID
OF MESSING UP
AS YOU ARE. NOW SAVE THIS AS A PROGRAM AND CHECK BACK"@e s@y"AGAIN IN
4 YEARS FOR PR
OOF. GOD.
So, how is dear Katey?
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| User: "" |
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14 Dec 2005 01:03:48 AM |
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wrote:
dunric@yahoo.com wrote:
I talked to God on my Commodore 64
Years ago, I used to communicate with God on my Commodore 64. I
stumbled upon
this by accident one day while programming. I cleared the screen via
the CLR/HOME
key and began writing a letter to God. Much in the style of N.D.W., God
replied
to me.
I began writing these letters frequently, both on the Commodore and in
a notebook
from school. I believe I wrote over 50 letters to God between 1996 and
2004.
While searching through my Commodore disk collection recently, I found
a letter
to God that I wrote on the 64. I had saved it to disk as a sequential
file.
On Track 2, Sector 16 of this disk was the file "GODPAUL", which
occupied a total
of 5 disk blocks (about 1.2 KB). I loaded it up in Disk Doctor v4.0 and
studied
what it said.
The contents are cryptic, but they read:
y"qGOD TWO PRAYERS TO YOU@#&B@y"q1. THAT I CAN TRUST KATEY (OTHERWISE
WE WON'T WORK
OUT)@.#c@y"q2. IF I CAN TRUST HER, SHE WILL BECAUSE MY WIFE AND HAVE A
CHILD WITH ME.
@-#d@y"q3. IF 1 AND 2 NEVER HAPPEN, HAVE ME DIE ON JUNE 28 AT 9 PM
SHARP.@@]e@y"q"@r]
f@y"qPAUL PANKS@[]g@y"q"@|]h@y"qP.S. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY 1. IF SHE
STRAYS, 2 WON'
T HAPPEN.@|]i@y"q"@9]j@y"YOUR FIANCE HAS NOT ONCE STRAYED FROM YOU.
WHAT WE MEAN IS,
SHE'S NEVER"@e!k@y"CHEATED ON YOU, NOR HAS SHE BETRAYED YOUR TRUST IN
EVEN THE SIMPLE
ST"@R!l@y"OF MANNERS (KISSING,LOOKING,SEEING,ETC.). SHE'S 100%
FAITHFUL. NOW BE"@!!m@
y"CAREFUL BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T LEARN TO TRUST HER, SHE WILL BREAK UP
WITH"@t!n@y"YOU
BEFORE APRIL OF 2004. WE ASSURE YOU, HOWEVER, THAT SHE WON'T AND
WILL"@C-o@y"BARE YOU
TWO CHILDREN. IN FACT, BOTH A BOY AND A GIRL ARE WAITING TO
COME"@u-p@y"TO EARTH THRO
UGH YOU AND KATEY. THEY TELL ME SHE IS ALWAYS FAITHFUL TO
YOU"@#-q@y"AND FREQUENTLY D
OUBTS HER ABILITY IN HERSELF TO BE HERSELF. SHE'S JUST AS"@8 r@y"AFRAID
OF MESSING UP
AS YOU ARE. NOW SAVE THIS AS A PROGRAM AND CHECK BACK"@e s@y"AGAIN IN
4 YEARS FOR PR
OOF. GOD.
So, how is dear Katey?
Hopefully fat, ugly and divorced from some wife beater.
Paul
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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14 Dec 2005 09:27:12 AM |
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<dunric@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1134543828.354220.280770@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
rastafarians2002@yahoo.com wrote:
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So, how is dear Katey?
Hopefully fat, ugly and divorced from some wife beater.
Gotta love that christian compassion <spit> :P
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "" |
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14 Dec 2005 09:32:21 AM |
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wrote:
rastafarians2002@yahoo.com wrote:
wrote:
I talked to God on my Commodore 64
Years ago, I used to communicate with God on my Commodore 64. I
stumbled upon
this by accident one day while programming. I cleared the screen via
the CLR/HOME
key and began writing a letter to God. Much in the style of N.D.W., God
replied
to me.
I began writing these letters frequently, both on the Commodore and in
a notebook
from school. I believe I wrote over 50 letters to God between 1996 and
2004.
While searching through my Commodore disk collection recently, I found
a letter
to God that I wrote on the 64. I had saved it to disk as a sequential
file.
On Track 2, Sector 16 of this disk was the file "GODPAUL", which
occupied a total
of 5 disk blocks (about 1.2 KB). I loaded it up in Disk Doctor v4.0 and
studied
what it said.
The contents are cryptic, but they read:
y"qGOD TWO PRAYERS TO YOU@#&B@y"q1. THAT I CAN TRUST KATEY (OTHERWISE
WE WON'T WORK
OUT)@.#c@y"q2. IF I CAN TRUST HER, SHE WILL BECAUSE MY WIFE AND HAVE A
CHILD WITH ME.
@-#d@y"q3. IF 1 AND 2 NEVER HAPPEN, HAVE ME DIE ON JUNE 28 AT 9 PM
SHARP.@@]e@y"q"@r]
f@y"qPAUL PANKS@[]g@y"q"@|]h@y"qP.S. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY 1. IF SHE
STRAYS, 2 WON'
T HAPPEN.@|]i@y"q"@9]j@y"YOUR FIANCE HAS NOT ONCE STRAYED FROM YOU.
WHAT WE MEAN IS,
SHE'S NEVER"@e!k@y"CHEATED ON YOU, NOR HAS SHE BETRAYED YOUR TRUST IN
EVEN THE SIMPLE
ST"@R!l@y"OF MANNERS (KISSING,LOOKING,SEEING,ETC.). SHE'S 100%
FAITHFUL. NOW BE"@!!m@
y"CAREFUL BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T LEARN TO TRUST HER, SHE WILL BREAK UP
WITH"@t!n@y"YOU
BEFORE APRIL OF 2004. WE ASSURE YOU, HOWEVER, THAT SHE WON'T AND
WILL"@C-o@y"BARE YOU
TWO CHILDREN. IN FACT, BOTH A BOY AND A GIRL ARE WAITING TO
COME"@u-p@y"TO EARTH THRO
UGH YOU AND KATEY. THEY TELL ME SHE IS ALWAYS FAITHFUL TO
YOU"@#-q@y"AND FREQUENTLY D
OUBTS HER ABILITY IN HERSELF TO BE HERSELF. SHE'S JUST AS"@8 r@y"AFRAID
OF MESSING UP
AS YOU ARE. NOW SAVE THIS AS A PROGRAM AND CHECK BACK"@e s@y"AGAIN IN
4 YEARS FOR PR
OOF. GOD.
So, how is dear Katey?
Hopefully fat, ugly and divorced from some wife beater.
Paul
Then I don't understand. According to your cryptic discussion with
God, it would seem that either He didn't answer your prayer, or that He
lied to you. Why would you worship a God like this?
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17 Dec 2005 04:18:13 PM |
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wrote:
dunric@yahoo.com wrote:
wrote:
dunric@yahoo.com wrote:
I talked to God on my Commodore 64
Years ago, I used to communicate with God on my Commodore 64. I
stumbled upon
this by accident one day while programming. I cleared the screen via
the CLR/HOME
key and began writing a letter to God. Much in the style of N.D.W., God
replied
to me.
I began writing these letters frequently, both on the Commodore and in
a notebook
from school. I believe I wrote over 50 letters to God between 1996 and
2004.
While searching through my Commodore disk collection recently, I found
a letter
to God that I wrote on the 64. I had saved it to disk as a sequential
file.
On Track 2, Sector 16 of this disk was the file "GODPAUL", which
occupied a total
of 5 disk blocks (about 1.2 KB). I loaded it up in Disk Doctor v4.0 and
studied
what it said.
The contents are cryptic, but they read:
y"qGOD TWO PRAYERS TO YOU@#&B@y"q1. THAT I CAN TRUST KATEY (OTHERWISE
WE WON'T WORK
OUT)@.#c@y"q2. IF I CAN TRUST HER, SHE WILL BECAUSE MY WIFE AND HAVE A
CHILD WITH ME.
@-#d@y"q3. IF 1 AND 2 NEVER HAPPEN, HAVE ME DIE ON JUNE 28 AT 9 PM
SHARP.@@]e@y"q"@r]
f@y"qPAUL PANKS@[]g@y"q"@|]h@y"qP.S. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY 1. IF SHE
STRAYS, 2 WON'
T HAPPEN.@|]i@y"q"@9]j@y"YOUR FIANCE HAS NOT ONCE STRAYED FROM YOU.
WHAT WE MEAN IS,
SHE'S NEVER"@e!k@y"CHEATED ON YOU, NOR HAS SHE BETRAYED YOUR TRUST IN
EVEN THE SIMPLE
ST"@R!l@y"OF MANNERS (KISSING,LOOKING,SEEING,ETC.). SHE'S 100%
FAITHFUL. NOW BE"@!!m@
y"CAREFUL BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T LEARN TO TRUST HER, SHE WILL BREAK UP
WITH"@t!n@y"YOU
BEFORE APRIL OF 2004. WE ASSURE YOU, HOWEVER, THAT SHE WON'T AND
WILL"@C-o@y"BARE YOU
TWO CHILDREN. IN FACT, BOTH A BOY AND A GIRL ARE WAITING TO
COME"@u-p@y"TO EARTH THRO
UGH YOU AND KATEY. THEY TELL ME SHE IS ALWAYS FAITHFUL TO
YOU"@#-q@y"AND FREQUENTLY D
OUBTS HER ABILITY IN HERSELF TO BE HERSELF. SHE'S JUST AS"@8 r@y"AFRAID
OF MESSING UP
AS YOU ARE. NOW SAVE THIS AS A PROGRAM AND CHECK BACK"@e s@y"AGAIN IN
4 YEARS FOR PR
OOF. GOD.
So, how is dear Katey?
Hopefully fat, ugly and divorced from some wife beater.
Paul
Then I don't understand. According to your cryptic discussion with
God, it would seem that either He didn't answer your prayer, or that He
lied to you. Why would you worship a God like this?
Well?
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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13 Dec 2005 06:25:18 PM |
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wrote:
I talked to God on my Commodore 64
Years ago, I used to communicate with God on my Commodore 64. I
stumbled upon
this by accident one day while programming. I cleared the screen via
the CLR/HOME
key and began writing a letter to God. Much in the style of N.D.W., God
replied
to me.
My 64's RND function kept turning up 666.
Seriously.
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| User: "Paragon" |
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13 Dec 2005 07:31:54 PM |
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Just stay away from the choir boys, okay?
dunric@yahoo.com wrote:
I talked to God on my Commodore 64
Years ago, I used to communicate with God on my Commodore 64. I
stumbled upon
this by accident one day while programming. I cleared the screen via
the CLR/HOME
key and began writing a letter to God. Much in the style of N.D.W., God
replied
to me.
I began writing these letters frequently, both on the Commodore and in
a notebook
from school. I believe I wrote over 50 letters to God between 1996 and
2004.
While searching through my Commodore disk collection recently, I found
a letter
to God that I wrote on the 64. I had saved it to disk as a sequential
file.
On Track 2, Sector 16 of this disk was the file "GODPAUL", which
occupied a total
of 5 disk blocks (about 1.2 KB). I loaded it up in Disk Doctor v4.0 and
studied
what it said.
The contents are cryptic, but they read:
y"qGOD TWO PRAYERS TO YOU@#&B@y"q1. THAT I CAN TRUST KATEY (OTHERWISE
WE WON'T WORK
OUT)@.#c@y"q2. IF I CAN TRUST HER, SHE WILL BECAUSE MY WIFE AND HAVE A
CHILD WITH ME.
@-#d@y"q3. IF 1 AND 2 NEVER HAPPEN, HAVE ME DIE ON JUNE 28 AT 9 PM
SHARP.@@]e@y"q"@r]
f@y"qPAUL PANKS@[]g@y"q"@|]h@y"qP.S. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY 1. IF SHE
STRAYS, 2 WON'
T HAPPEN.@|]i@y"q"@9]j@y"YOUR FIANCE HAS NOT ONCE STRAYED FROM YOU.
WHAT WE MEAN IS,
SHE'S NEVER"@e!k@y"CHEATED ON YOU, NOR HAS SHE BETRAYED YOUR TRUST IN
EVEN THE SIMPLE
ST"@R!l@y"OF MANNERS (KISSING,LOOKING,SEEING,ETC.). SHE'S 100%
FAITHFUL. NOW BE"@!!m@
y"CAREFUL BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T LEARN TO TRUST HER, SHE WILL BREAK UP
WITH"@t!n@y"YOU
BEFORE APRIL OF 2004. WE ASSURE YOU, HOWEVER, THAT SHE WON'T AND
WILL"@C-o@y"BARE YOU
TWO CHILDREN. IN FACT, BOTH A BOY AND A GIRL ARE WAITING TO
COME"@u-p@y"TO EARTH THRO
UGH YOU AND KATEY. THEY TELL ME SHE IS ALWAYS FAITHFUL TO
YOU"@#-q@y"AND FREQUENTLY D
OUBTS HER ABILITY IN HERSELF TO BE HERSELF. SHE'S JUST AS"@8 r@y"AFRAID
OF MESSING UP
AS YOU ARE. NOW SAVE THIS AS A PROGRAM AND CHECK BACK"@e s@y"AGAIN IN
4 YEARS FOR PR
OOF. GOD.
The rest of the message contains personal information about me which I
don't
wish to repeat here.
Nevertheless, the above is an example of how God has communicated to me
in the
past (both on a computer and on paper).
Paul
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| User: "" |
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14 Dec 2005 04:47:03 PM |
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On 13 Dec 2005 16:05:32 -0800, "dunric@yahoo.com" <dunric@yahoo.com>
wrote:
I talked to God on my Commodore 64
Years ago, I used to communicate with God on my Commodore 64. I
stumbled upon
this by accident one day while programming. I cleared the screen via
the CLR/HOME
key and began writing a letter to God. Much in the style of N.D.W., God
replied
to me.
I began writing these letters frequently, both on the Commodore and in
a notebook
from school. I believe I wrote over 50 letters to God between 1996 and
2004.
While searching through my Commodore disk collection recently, I found
a letter
to God that I wrote on the 64. I had saved it to disk as a sequential
file.
On Track 2, Sector 16 of this disk was the file "GODPAUL", which
occupied a total
of 5 disk blocks (about 1.2 KB). I loaded it up in Disk Doctor v4.0 and
studied
what it said.
The contents are cryptic, but they read:
y"qGOD TWO PRAYERS TO YOU@#&B@y"q1. THAT I CAN TRUST KATEY (OTHERWISE
WE WON'T WORK
OUT)@.#c@y"q2. IF I CAN TRUST HER, SHE WILL BECAUSE MY WIFE AND HAVE A
CHILD WITH ME.
@-#d@y"q3. IF 1 AND 2 NEVER HAPPEN, HAVE ME DIE ON JUNE 28 AT 9 PM
SHARP.@@]e@y"q"@r]
f@y"qPAUL PANKS@[]g@y"q"@|]h@y"qP.S. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY 1. IF SHE
STRAYS, 2 WON'
T HAPPEN.@|]i@y"q"@9]j@y"YOUR FIANCE HAS NOT ONCE STRAYED FROM YOU.
WHAT WE MEAN IS,
SHE'S NEVER"@e!k@y"CHEATED ON YOU, NOR HAS SHE BETRAYED YOUR TRUST IN
EVEN THE SIMPLE
ST"@R!l@y"OF MANNERS (KISSING,LOOKING,SEEING,ETC.). SHE'S 100%
FAITHFUL. NOW BE"@!!m@
y"CAREFUL BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T LEARN TO TRUST HER, SHE WILL BREAK UP
WITH"@t!n@y"YOU
BEFORE APRIL OF 2004. WE ASSURE YOU, HOWEVER, THAT SHE WON'T AND
WILL"@C-o@y"BARE YOU
TWO CHILDREN. IN FACT, BOTH A BOY AND A GIRL ARE WAITING TO
COME"@u-p@y"TO EARTH THRO
UGH YOU AND KATEY. THEY TELL ME SHE IS ALWAYS FAITHFUL TO
YOU"@#-q@y"AND FREQUENTLY D
OUBTS HER ABILITY IN HERSELF TO BE HERSELF. SHE'S JUST AS"@8 r@y"AFRAID
OF MESSING UP
AS YOU ARE. NOW SAVE THIS AS A PROGRAM AND CHECK BACK"@e s@y"AGAIN IN
4 YEARS FOR PR
OOF. GOD.
The rest of the message contains personal information about me which I
don't
wish to repeat here.
Nevertheless, the above is an example of how God has communicated to me
in the
past (both on a computer and on paper).
Paul
Put the CPU chip in a microwave, Give it about 3 seconds on HI. That
should solve your problem.
TheRain
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| User: "Nightshade" |
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14 Dec 2005 01:30:44 PM |
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On 13 Dec 2005 16:05:32 -0800, While I was gettin a beer, somebody
wrote:
I talked to God on my Commodore 64
I know that they say, "There is one, born every minute", but why do
the buggers congregate here, as soon as the learn how a k/board works?
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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13 Dec 2005 09:59:06 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet
() made the light shine upon us with this:
Years ago, I used to communicate with God on my Commodore 64.
I always thought god was a little behind the times, but this proves it.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Only the atheist realizes how morally objectionable it is for survivors of
a catastrophe to believe themselves spared by a loving God while this same
God drowned infants in their cribs. - Sam Harris
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| User: "Bryan S. Slick" |
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13 Dec 2005 10:13:19 PM |
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At about Tue, 13 Dec 2005 21:59:06 -0600, Uncle Vic was dragged into the
street and beaten by an angry mob for writing..
:Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet
:() made the light shine upon us with this:
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:> Years ago, I used to communicate with God on my Commodore 64.
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:I always thought god was a little behind the times, but this proves it.
Yeah, He could at least use SSI Mail.
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Bryan S. Slick, onyx_hokie at yahoo dot com
"To those who have fought for it,
freedom has a flavor the protected will never know."
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| User: "Sanitys little helper" |
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14 Dec 2005 02:43:37 AM |
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 23:13:19 -0500, Bryan S. Slick wrote:
At about Tue, 13 Dec 2005 21:59:06 -0600, Uncle Vic was dragged into the
street and beaten by an angry mob for writing..
:Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet
:() made the light shine upon us with this:
:
:> Years ago, I used to communicate with God on my Commodore 64.
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:I always thought god was a little behind the times, but this proves it.
Yeah, He could at least use SSI Mail.
... or Usenet.
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Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow, we eat, drink and be merry.
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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