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01 Jul 2007 09:18:44 AM |
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If only all theists would douse themselves in petrol |
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/07/01/london.alert/index.html
I'm not so keen about the part where they try to crash their Jeep
Cherokees into airports yelling about Allah, but the fact is that the
airport is pretty tough. It can take it. Contrary to the rather bizarre
belief of non-reality based theists and neocons, airports aren't one
giant powder keg, ready to blow if only a match is provided. In any
event, this small manifestion of religion-based mental illness appears
to have mainly harmed the persons holding the beliefs. Apparently the
guy who tried to immolate himself was extinguished and didn't die (though
I'm sure he wishes that he did, and so do many others).
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| Title: Re: If only all theists would douse themselves in petrol |
01 Jul 2007 10:40:59 AM |
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On Jul 1, 10:18 am, quibbler <quibbler...@yahoo.com> wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/07/01/london.alert/index.html
I'm not so keen about the part where they try to crash their Jeep
Cherokees into airports yelling about Allah, but the fact is that the
airport is pretty tough. It can take it. Contrary to the rather bizarre
belief of non-reality based theists and neocons, airports aren't one
giant powder keg, ready to blow if only a match is provided. In any
event, this small manifestion of religion-based mental illness appears
to have mainly harmed the persons holding the beliefs. Apparently the
guy who tried to immolate himself was extinguished and didn't die (though
I'm sure he wishes that he did, and so do many others).
Probably the reason Xians don't go around committing suicide attacks
is because the only thing their promised is they'll spend eternity
kissing the behind of their god. Whereas Muslims are promised they'll
get to screw perpetual virgins.
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: If only all theists would douse themselves in petrol |
01 Jul 2007 07:11:54 PM |
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In article <1183304459.291096.308660@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,
nafc@snet.net says...
Probably the reason Xians don't go around committing suicide attacks
is because the only thing their promised is they'll spend eternity
kissing the behind of their god. Whereas Muslims are promised they'll
get to screw perpetual virgins.
Real men would rather have a chick who knows what to do with a *****.
Forget virgins. I want slutty honeys.
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: If only all theists would douse themselves in petrol |
01 Jul 2007 11:56:48 AM |
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On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:40:59 -0700, wrote:
Probably the reason Xians don't go around committing suicide attacks
is because the only thing their promised is they'll spend eternity
kissing the behind of their god. Whereas Muslims are promised they'll
get to screw perpetual virgins.
Surprise on them.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: If only all theists would douse themselves in petrol |
01 Jul 2007 01:05:12 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> bloodied us up with
this:
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:40:59 -0700, wrote:
Probably the reason Xians don't go around committing suicide attacks
is because the only thing their promised is they'll spend eternity
kissing the behind of their god. Whereas Muslims are promised they'll
get to screw perpetual virgins.
Surprise on them.
And you, although when you're dead you won't be able to experience
surprise. Or anything else for that matter.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: If only all theists would douse themselves in petrol |
01 Jul 2007 01:07:28 PM |
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On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:05:12 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> bloodied us up with
this:
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:40:59 -0700, wrote:
Probably the reason Xians don't go around committing suicide attacks
is because the only thing their promised is they'll spend eternity
kissing the behind of their god. Whereas Muslims are promised they'll
get to screw perpetual virgins.
Surprise on them.
And you, although when you're dead you won't be able to experience
surprise. Or anything else for that matter.
How do YOU know?
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Thandarr" |
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| Title: Re: If only all theists would douse themselves in petrol |
01 Jul 2007 01:13:46 PM |
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On Jul 1, 1:07 pm, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:05:12 -0500, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> bloodied us up with
this:
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:40:59 -0700, wrote:
Probably the reason Xians don't go around committing suicide attacks
is because the only thing their promised is they'll spend eternity
kissing the behind of their god. Whereas Muslims are promised they'll
get to screw perpetual virgins.
Surprise on them.
And you, although when you're dead you won't be able to experience
surprise. Or anything else for that matter.
How do YOU know?
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
You didn't ask me, but this would be my answer if you did.
The neurons that provide me with the capacity to experience anything,
even including surprise, will deteriorate rapidly upon my death and be
incapable of conveying experience. Besides, I'll be reincarnated as a
llama, and it's pretty hard to surprise a llama.
Thandarr
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| User: "The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN." |
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01 Jul 2007 03:51:29 PM |
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On Jul 1, 7:13 pm, Thandarr <thand...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Jul 1, 1:07 pm, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:05:12 -0500, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> bloodied us up with
this:
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:40:59 -0700, wrote:
Probably the reason Xians don't go around committing suicide attacks
is because the only thing their promised is they'll spend eternity
kissing the behind of their god. Whereas Muslims are promised they'll
get to screw perpetual virgins.
Surprise on them.
And you, although when you're dead you won't be able to experience
surprise. Or anything else for that matter.
How do YOU know?
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
You didn't ask me, but this would be my answer if you did.
The neurons that provide me with the capacity to experience anything,
even including surprise, will deteriorate rapidly upon my death and be
incapable of conveying experience. Besides, I'll be reincarnated as a
llama, and it's pretty hard to surprise a llama.
Thandarr
I just had to:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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| User: "duke" |
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01 Jul 2007 04:22:23 PM |
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On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:51:29 -0700, "The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN."
<hugh.jarse@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On Jul 1, 7:13 pm, Thandarr <thand...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Jul 1, 1:07 pm, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:05:12 -0500, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> bloodied us up with
this:
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:40:59 -0700, wrote:
Probably the reason Xians don't go around committing suicide attacks
is because the only thing their promised is they'll spend eternity
kissing the behind of their god. Whereas Muslims are promised they'll
get to screw perpetual virgins.
Surprise on them.
And you, although when you're dead you won't be able to experience
surprise. Or anything else for that matter.
How do YOU know?
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
You didn't ask me, but this would be my answer if you did.
The neurons that provide me with the capacity to experience anything,
even including surprise, will deteriorate rapidly upon my death and be
incapable of conveying experience. Besides, I'll be reincarnated as a
llama, and it's pretty hard to surprise a llama.
Thandarr
I just had to:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
I typed thandarr's name in, and it wouldn't reveal any llama love for him.
Haahaahaahaahaahaa.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: If only all theists would douse themselves in petrol |
01 Jul 2007 04:18:17 PM |
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On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:13:46 -0700, Thandarr <thandarr@yahoo.com> wrote:
And you, although when you're dead you won't be able to experience
surprise. Or anything else for that matter.
How do YOU know?
You didn't ask me, but this would be my answer if you did.
The neurons that provide me with the capacity to experience anything,
even including surprise, will deteriorate rapidly upon my death and be
incapable of conveying experience. Besides, I'll be reincarnated as a
llama, and it's pretty hard to surprise a llama.
There's no such thing as reincarnation. If there was, I'd want to come back as
an alligator, so I could spend my life laying in the sun and looking mean.
However, God put mankind together using an egg he designed and a sperm he
designed, and he sure can take our souls and put the muscles back on the bones
and the intelligence back in a new brain.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: If only all theists would douse themselves in petrol |
04 Jul 2007 06:13:33 PM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:7b6g83lij50lpdr218mj6gnhpdov5hlroc@4ax.com...
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:13:46 -0700, Thandarr <thandarr@yahoo.com> wrote:
And you, although when you're dead you won't be able to experience
surprise. Or anything else for that matter.
How do YOU know?
You didn't ask me, but this would be my answer if you did.
The neurons that provide me with the capacity to experience anything,
even including surprise, will deteriorate rapidly upon my death and be
incapable of conveying experience. Besides, I'll be reincarnated as a
llama, and it's pretty hard to surprise a llama.
There's no such thing as reincarnation. If there was, I'd want to come
back as
an alligator, so I could spend my life laying in the sun and looking mean.
Another 'croc' from Puke.
Smiler,
The godless one
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: If only all theists would douse themselves in petrol |
01 Jul 2007 07:11:17 PM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:7b6g83lij50lpdr218mj6gnhpdov5hlroc@4ax.com...
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:13:46 -0700, Thandarr <thandarr@yahoo.com> wrote:
And you, although when you're dead you won't be able to experience
surprise. Or anything else for that matter.
How do YOU know?
You didn't ask me, but this would be my answer if you did.
The neurons that provide me with the capacity to experience anything,
even including surprise, will deteriorate rapidly upon my death and be
incapable of conveying experience. Besides, I'll be reincarnated as a
llama, and it's pretty hard to surprise a llama.
There's no such thing as reincarnation. If there was, I'd want to come
back as
an alligator, so I could spend my life laying in the sun and looking mean.
However, God put mankind together using an egg he designed and a sperm he
designed, and he sure can take our souls and put the muscles back on the
bones
and the intelligence back in a new brain.
How did you miss out on that last bit, Puke?
Smiler,
The godless one
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| User: "duke" |
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04 Jul 2007 03:50:04 PM |
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On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:11:17 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> wrote:
However, God put mankind together using an egg he designed and a sperm he
designed, and he sure can take our souls and put the muscles back on the
bones
and the intelligence back in a new brain.
How did you miss out on that last bit, Puke?
The same reason for you - neither of us has died yet. The bad news is that
satan can't do the same.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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01 Jul 2007 07:14:32 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> bloodied us up
with this:
There's no such thing as reincarnation. If there was, I'd want to
come back as an alligator, so I could spend my life laying in the sun
and looking mean.
Very ambitious, puke.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: If only all theists would douse themselves in petrol |
04 Jul 2007 03:50:32 PM |
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On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 19:14:32 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> bloodied us up
with this:
There's no such thing as reincarnation. If there was, I'd want to
come back as an alligator, so I could spend my life laying in the sun
and looking mean.
Very ambitious, puke.
Nope, no reincarnation.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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04 Jul 2007 04:09:56 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> bloodied us up
with this:
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 19:14:32 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> bloodied us up
with this:
There's no such thing as reincarnation. If there was, I'd want to
come back as an alligator, so I could spend my life laying in the
sun and looking mean.
Very ambitious, puke.
Nope, no reincarnation.
??? Can you at least *try* to be coherent?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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01 Jul 2007 05:43:52 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> bloodied us up with
this:
There's no such thing as reincarnation.
How do YOU know?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "duke" |
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04 Jul 2007 03:48:43 PM |
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On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 17:43:52 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> bloodied us up with
this:
There's no such thing as reincarnation.
How do YOU know?
God said no.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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04 Jul 2007 04:09:22 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> bloodied us up
with this:
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 17:43:52 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> bloodied us up
with this:
There's no such thing as reincarnation.
How do YOU know?
God said no.
Ah, your invisible little friend told you. Go back to the sandbox, puke,
and make some real friends.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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01 Jul 2007 02:35:37 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Thandarr <thandarr@yahoo.com> bloodied us
up with this:
On Jul 1, 1:07 pm, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:05:12 -0500, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> bloodied us
up with this:
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:40:59 -0700, wrote:
Probably the reason Xians don't go around committing suicide
attacks is because the only thing their promised is they'll spend
eternity kissing the behind of their god. Whereas Muslims are
promised they'll get to screw perpetual virgins.
Surprise on them.
And you, although when you're dead you won't be able to experience
surprise. Or anything else for that matter.
How do YOU know?
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
You didn't ask me, but this would be my answer if you did.
The neurons that provide me with the capacity to experience anything,
even including surprise, will deteriorate rapidly upon my death and be
incapable of conveying experience. Besides, I'll be reincarnated as a
llama, and it's pretty hard to surprise a llama.
That argument, although correct, goes over duke's head. He's convinced
there is a soul that acts like a brain when you die. It's the only
evidence he has, a bit of "knowledge" inserted in a gap before the real
knowledge was discovered and proven.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "duke" |
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01 Jul 2007 04:19:49 PM |
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On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:35:37 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
The neurons that provide me with the capacity to experience anything,
even including surprise, will deteriorate rapidly upon my death and be
incapable of conveying experience. Besides, I'll be reincarnated as a
llama, and it's pretty hard to surprise a llama.
That argument, although correct, goes over duke's head. He's convinced
there is a soul that acts like a brain when you die.
It doesn't act like a "brain" at all. The soul is not an organ, but the essence
of what a human being is - to prefer good over bad, right over wrong, love over
hate.
But you wouldn't understand.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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01 Jul 2007 05:40:52 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> bloodied us up
with this:
On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:35:37 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
The neurons that provide me with the capacity to experience
anything, even including surprise, will deteriorate rapidly upon my
death and be incapable of conveying experience. Besides, I'll be
reincarnated as a llama, and it's pretty hard to surprise a llama.
That argument, although correct, goes over duke's head. He's
convinced there is a soul that acts like a brain when you die.
It doesn't act like a "brain" at all. The soul is not an organ, but
the essence of what a human being is - to prefer good over bad, right
over wrong, love over hate.
But you wouldn't understand.
You're right. Please prove such a thing exists.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Lucifer" |
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01 Jul 2007 02:37:26 PM |
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On Jul 1, 3:18 pm, quibbler <quibbler...@yahoo.com> wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/07/01/london.alert/index.html
I'm not so keen about the part where they try to crash their Jeep
Cherokees into airports yelling about Allah, but the fact is that the
airport is pretty tough. It can take it. Contrary to the rather bizarre
belief of non-reality based theists and neocons, airports aren't one
giant powder keg, ready to blow if only a match is provided. In any
event, this small manifestion of religion-based mental illness appears
to have mainly harmed the persons holding the beliefs. Apparently the
guy who tried to immolate himself was extinguished and didn't die (though
I'm sure he wishes that he did, and so do many others).
In hospital, in a critical condition due to burns. I have no sympathy
for the scrote.
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil
and General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist, BAAWA Lowly Evilmeister and tamer of the Demon Duck
of Doom
Convicted by Earthquack
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
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| User: "Rick" |
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| Title: Re: If only all theists would douse themselves in petrol |
03 Jul 2007 05:23:40 PM |
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quibbler wrote in message ...
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/07/01/london.alert/index.html
I'm not so keen about the part where they try to crash their Jeep
Cherokees into airports yelling about Allah, but the fact is that the
airport is pretty tough. It can take it. Contrary to the rather bizarre
belief of non-reality based theists and neocons, airports aren't one
giant powder keg, ready to blow if only a match is provided.
The same is true of Conservative Christianity in the US, contrary to the
fearmongering that plays into the hands of the ignorant folks like you and
most atheists.
In any
event, this small manifestion of religion-based mental illness appears
to have mainly harmed the persons holding the beliefs. Apparently the
guy who tried to immolate himself was extinguished and didn't die (though
I'm sure he wishes that he did, and so do many others).
- Rick
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