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Religions > Atheism |
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"Universal Soldier" |
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25 Feb 2005 07:47:18 AM |
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if Pope dies, I'll peel all Jesus fishes off my Corolla |
If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism. Quite
frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend their
views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and cliches
atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet on the
winner.
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| User: "Dore" |
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| Title: Re: if Pope dies, I'll peel all Jesus fishes off my Corolla |
26 Feb 2005 09:25:47 PM |
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"Universal Soldier" <dood@wheres.my.car> wrote in message
news:2245591.KUMMCPKnM0@cox.cox.net...
If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism. Quite
frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend their
views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and cliches
atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet on the
winner.
Doesn't matter whether the pope dies or not, or whether you become an
atheist for you already believe in lies and your fate remains the same.
HELLBOUND.
--
Dore
www.dorewilliamson.com
"Universal Soldier" <dood@wheres.my.car> wrote in message
news:2245591.KUMMCPKnM0@cox.cox.net...
If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism. Quite
frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend their
views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and cliches
atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet on the
winner.
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| User: "sAnToLiNa" |
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| Title: Re: if Pope dies, I'll peel all Jesus fishes off my Corolla |
26 Feb 2005 09:43:08 PM |
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Dore <dorewilliamson@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:%4bUd.33455$ya6.30068@trndny01...
"Universal Soldier" <dood@wheres.my.car> wrote in message
news:2245591.KUMMCPKnM0@cox.cox.net...
If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism. Quite
frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend their
views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and
cliches
atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet on the
winner.
Doesn't matter whether the pope dies or not, or whether you become an
atheist for you already believe in lies and your fate remains the same.
HELLBOUND.
You know what "fate" means, right?
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| User: "CONSTEUP" |
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| Title: Re: if Pope dies, I'll peel all Jesus fishes off my Corolla |
26 Feb 2005 10:36:02 PM |
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Smart Move
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| User: "Steve W" |
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| Title: Re: if Pope dies, I'll peel all Jesus fishes off my Corolla |
26 Feb 2005 08:53:42 AM |
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If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism. Quite
frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend their
views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and cliches
atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet on the
winner.
Heh, now that was funny. Almost as good was how many took you seriously.
-Steve
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| User: "Alex Rodriguez" |
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| Title: Re: if Pope dies, I'll peel all Jesus fishes off my Corolla |
25 Feb 2005 03:49:01 PM |
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In article <2245591.KUMMCPKnM0@cox.cox.net>, says...
If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism. Quite
frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend their
views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and cliches
atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet on the
winner.
Did the insane asylum just get an internet connection?
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Alex
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| User: "Chris" |
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| Title: Re: if Pope dies, I'll peel all Jesus fishes off my Corolla |
26 Feb 2005 12:38:22 PM |
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Alex Rodriguez wrote:
In article <2245591.KUMMCPKnM0@cox.cox.net>,
says...
If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism.
Quite
frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend
their
views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and
cliches
atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet on
the
winner.
Did the insane asylum just get an internet connection?
----------------
Alex<<<
Well stated, Alex... :-)
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| User: "Peter" |
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| Title: Re: if Pope dies, I'll peel all Jesus fishes off my Corolla |
27 Feb 2005 02:49:57 AM |
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Universal Soldier <dood@wheres.my.car> wrote in message news:<2245591.KUMMCPKnM0@cox.cox.net>...
If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism. Quite
frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend their
views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and cliches
atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet on the
winner.
If you are a Catholic you need to renounce it on principle alone don't
wait for the Pope to kick off. They are the ***** of Rev. 17!
If profanity impresses you I guess you were absolutely titillated by
such movies as "Bob and Doug's Excellent Adventure", or "Dumb and
Dumber" and dumber still I'm sure.
So soldier boy, lets have your best. You think you're ready to battle,
you don't even know which side is winning. Many a looser goes down
cursing the victor, but I guess you know that from the WWF.
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| User: "Universal Soldier" |
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| Title: Re: if Pope dies, I'll peel all Jesus fishes off my Corolla |
27 Feb 2005 03:00:50 AM |
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Peter wrote:
Universal Soldier <dood@wheres.my.car> wrote in message
news:<2245591.KUMMCPKnM0@cox.cox.net>...
If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism. Quite
frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend their
views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and
cliches atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet
on the winner.
If you are a Catholic you need to renounce it on principle alone don't
wait for the Pope to kick off. They are the ***** of Rev. 17!
If profanity impresses you I guess you were absolutely titillated by
No, that was sarcasm (like about 50% of what I write), which idiots usually
don't get. Nevertheless, I decided to convert to atheism pre-emtively. Now
if Pope dies, I'll be like "Oh, well, ***** him".
such movies as "Bob and Doug's Excellent Adventure", or "Dumb and
Dumber" and dumber still I'm sure.
So soldier boy, lets have your best. You think you're ready to battle,
you don't even know which side is winning. Many a looser goes down
cursing the victor, but I guess you know that from the WWF.
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| User: "Max Mulder" |
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| Title: Re: if Pope dies, I'll peel all Jesus fishes off my Corolla |
25 Feb 2005 08:25:44 AM |
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Universal Soldier schrieb:
If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism. Quite
frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend their
views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and cliches
atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet on the
winner.
1. Your frame of reference is limited by the here and now. And in the
here and now it often appears that the ungodly have the upper hand.
2. Even popes don't live forever. At least down here they don't.
M.
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| User: "Eudaemonic Plague" |
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25 Feb 2005 09:33:52 AM |
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"Max Mulder" <maxmulder@hotmail.de> wrote in message
news:388qr5F5jmfm8U1@individual.net...
: Universal Soldier schrieb:
: > If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism.
Quite
: > frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend
their
: > views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and
cliches
: > atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet
on the
: > winner.
:
: 1. Your frame of reference is limited by the here and now. And in
the
: here and now it often appears that the ungodly have the upper hand.
You've just got to face the facts, jack.
: 2. Even popes don't live forever. At least down here they don't.
Ya think sending popes to the moon might make them live longer?
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| User: "Max Mulder" |
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| Title: Re: if Pope dies, I'll peel all Jesus fishes off my Corolla |
25 Feb 2005 09:45:57 AM |
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Eudaemonic Plague schrieb:
"Max Mulder" <maxmulder@hotmail.de> wrote in message
news:388qr5F5jmfm8U1@individual.net...
: Universal Soldier schrieb:
: > If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism.
Quite
: > frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend
their
: > views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and
cliches
: > atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet
on the
: > winner.
:
: 1. Your frame of reference is limited by the here and now. And in
the
: here and now it often appears that the ungodly have the upper hand.
You've just got to face the facts, jack.
: 2. Even popes don't live forever. At least down here they don't.
Ya think sending popes to the moon might make them live longer?
Well, there it is. You just proved that the ungodly often appear to have
the upper hand.
Not that such proof was needed.
M.
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| User: "" |
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26 Feb 2005 12:33:21 PM |
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Max Mulder wrote:
Eudaemonic Plague schrieb:
"Max Mulder" <maxmulder@hotmail.de> wrote in message
news:388qr5F5jmfm8U1@individual.net...
: Universal Soldier schrieb:
: > If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to
atheism.
Quite
: > frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to
defend
their
: > views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity
and
cliches
: > atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to
bet
on the
: > winner.
:
: 1. Your frame of reference is limited by the here and now. And in
the
: here and now it often appears that the ungodly have the upper
hand.
You've just got to face the facts, jack.
: 2. Even popes don't live forever. At least down here they don't.
Ya think sending popes to the moon might make them live longer?
Well, there it is. You just proved that the ungodly often appear to
have
the upper hand.
LOL! Please point out what, exactly, in the above
constitutes this "proof" you refer to.
Not that such proof was needed.
Not to a true believer. They don't even need evidence,
let alone "proof."
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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| Title: Re: if Pope dies, I'll peel all Jesus fishes off my Corolla |
26 Feb 2005 08:38:02 AM |
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On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 09:33:52 -0600, "Eudaemonic Plague"
<ghod@ameritech.net> wrote:
"Max Mulder" <maxmulder@hotmail.de> wrote in message
news:388qr5F5jmfm8U1@individual.net...
: Universal Soldier schrieb:
: > If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism.
Quite
: > frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend
their
: > views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and
cliches
: > atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet
on the
: > winner.
:
: 1. Your frame of reference is limited by the here and now. And in
the
: here and now it often appears that the ungodly have the upper hand.
You've just got to face the facts, jack.
: 2. Even popes don't live forever. At least down here they don't.
Ya think sending popes to the moon might make them live longer?
There are no Popes in heaven
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: if Pope dies, I'll peel all Jesus fishes off my Corolla |
26 Feb 2005 09:09:03 AM |
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on 26 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Les Hellawell dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 09:33:52 -0600, "Eudaemonic Plague"
<ghod@ameritech.net> wrote:
"Max Mulder" <maxmulder@hotmail.de> wrote in message
news:388qr5F5jmfm8U1@individual.net...
: Universal Soldier schrieb:
: > If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism.
Quite
: > frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend
their
: > views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and
cliches
: > atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet
on the
: > winner.
:
: 1. Your frame of reference is limited by the here and now. And in
the
: here and now it often appears that the ungodly have the upper hand.
You've just got to face the facts, jack.
: 2. Even popes don't live forever. At least down here they don't.
Ya think sending popes to the moon might make them live longer?
There are no Popes in heaven
There are no heaven.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Walter Bushell" |
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| Title: Re: if Pope dies, I'll peel all Jesus fishes off my Corolla |
26 Feb 2005 11:39:38 PM |
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In article <Xns960948A86C498vicman@127.0.0.1>,
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 26 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Les Hellawell dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 09:33:52 -0600, "Eudaemonic Plague"
<ghod@ameritech.net> wrote:
"Max Mulder" <maxmulder@hotmail.de> wrote in message
news:388qr5F5jmfm8U1@individual.net...
: Universal Soldier schrieb:
: > If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism.
Quite
: > frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend
their
: > views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and
cliches
: > atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet
on the
: > winner.
:
: 1. Your frame of reference is limited by the here and now. And in
the
: here and now it often appears that the ungodly have the upper hand.
You've just got to face the facts, jack.
: 2. Even popes don't live forever. At least down here they don't.
Ya think sending popes to the moon might make them live longer?
There are no Popes in heaven
There are no heaven.
Then where do the toasters go?
--
Guns don't kill people; automobiles kill people.
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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27 Feb 2005 02:29:15 AM |
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On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:39:38 -0500, Walter Bushell <proto@panix.com>
wrote:
In article <Xns960948A86C498vicman@127.0.0.1>,
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
on 26 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Les Hellawell dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 09:33:52 -0600, "Eudaemonic Plague"
<ghod@ameritech.net> wrote:
"Max Mulder" <maxmulder@hotmail.de> wrote in message
news:388qr5F5jmfm8U1@individual.net...
: Universal Soldier schrieb:
: > If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism.
Quite
: > frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend
their
: > views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and
cliches
: > atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet
on the
: > winner.
:
: 1. Your frame of reference is limited by the here and now. And in
the
: here and now it often appears that the ungodly have the upper hand.
You've just got to face the facts, jack.
: 2. Even popes don't live forever. At least down here they don't.
Ya think sending popes to the moon might make them live longer?
There are no Popes in heaven
There are no heaven.
Then where do the toasters go?
The devil re-conditions for use?
Duke will get allocated four, one for each hand and foot. Whilst the
rest of him will be under the grill.
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "" |
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26 Feb 2005 01:04:11 PM |
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Universal Soldier wrote:
If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism.
Quite
frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend
their
views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and
cliches
atheists direct at them at will.
You need to visit some "Christian" groups then. The
hateful attacks and vituperation between "Christians"
should restore your faith.
Universal Soldier prefers to bet on the
winner.
Choosing not to bet on yourself shows a spark
of good sense.
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| User: "Tim Campbell" |
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25 Feb 2005 11:13:40 AM |
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Universal Soldier wrote:
If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism.
Quite
frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend
their
views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and
cliches
atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet on
the
winner.<<<
As long as you stay focused on humankind and not on God you will remain
perpetually *****.
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| User: "helena" |
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25 Feb 2005 11:57:20 AM |
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As long as you stay focused on humankind and not on God you will remain
perpetually *****.
Well said.
Well put. I don't know why the pope's possible death would change any
of your views. If they are strong, something like that wouldn't even
change them. Plus, history shows us that popes die, if he didn't then I
think we could convert a lot more people!
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| User: "" |
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26 Feb 2005 12:40:23 PM |
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helena wrote:
As long as you stay focused on humankind and not on God you will
remain
perpetually *****.
Well said.
Well put. I don't know why the pope's possible death would change any
of your views.
He is a troll, dear. Look at the groups he is
posting to. He wants to start a flame war.
If they are strong, something like that wouldn't even
change them. Plus, history shows us that popes die, if he didn't then
I
think we could convert a lot more people!
!
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| User: "" |
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26 Feb 2005 12:36:39 PM |
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Tim Campbell wrote:
Universal Soldier wrote:
If Pope dies, I will renounce my religion and convert to atheism.
Quite
frankly, Christians disappointed me by their inability to defend
their
views, while I was impressed by the strong stream of profanity and
cliches
atheists direct at them at will. Universal Soldier prefers to bet
on
the
winner.<<<
As long as you stay focused on humankind and not on God you will
remain
perpetually *****.
That should work. Then again, real opium will too.
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