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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Fredric L. Rice"
Date: 01 Jan 2006 01:40:12 PM
Object: If prayer worked, everyone would be dead
You know it's true: If prayer actually worked, there'd be no
humans left alive on Earth -- or anywhere in the Universe, for
that matter.
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User: "Uncle Buck"

Title: Re: If prayer worked, everyone would be dead 01 Jan 2006 02:41:33 PM
On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 19:40:12 GMT,
(Fredric L. Rice) wrote:

You know it's true: If prayer actually worked, there'd be no
humans left alive on Earth -- or anywhere in the Universe, for
that matter.

Surely there'd be _one_ - the one who could pray the hardest, magicking all of
his enemies (i.e., everyone else, sooner or later) dead whilst magicking himself
excellent health for the rest of eternity.
Kinda' like the plan they seem to have had in mind for Adam "in the beginning"
and all that crap. You know, just Adam... and God... alone... in the Garden of
Eden... A man and a god surrounded by nothing but paradise and each other...
Almost sounds like a good baseline for a nice yaoi manga tentaclesex scenario,
if you ask me. But no one asked, so I'll just keep my perverted little opinion
to myself. ;-)
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User: "Bret Ludwig"

Title: Re: If prayer worked, everyone would be dead 03 Jan 2006 07:09:46 PM
Uncle Buck wrote:

On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 19:40:12 GMT,

(Fredric L. Rice) wrote:

You know it's true: If prayer actually worked, there'd be no
humans left alive on Earth -- or anywhere in the Universe, for
that matter.


Surely there'd be _one_ - the one who could pray the hardest, magicking all of
his enemies (i.e., everyone else, sooner or later) dead whilst magicking himself
excellent health for the rest of eternity.

Fredericunt would be the first to die.
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