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"Eris" |
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21 May 2005 07:30:04 PM |
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If there was a God |
People would point over at me and say "Look at Eris sucking up to God,
isn't that disgusting?". "All he ever does is pray and eat Manna, God
he must weigh 600 lbs."
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| User: "Gautham" |
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| Title: Re: If there was a God |
21 May 2005 07:35:37 PM |
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At least that much, yeah.
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| User: "MJSD" |
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| Title: Re: If there was a God |
21 May 2005 10:17:09 PM |
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Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:jhkv819kssbvomgs18enjvch1pjro0k93p@4ax.com:
People would point over at me and say "Look at Eris sucking up to God,
isn't that disgusting?". "All he ever does is pray and eat Manna, God
he must weigh 600 lbs."
LOL...
When you think about it, it's almost a shame that there isn't one. Then
again, the Lottery Jackpots would probably be much lower and the world
would be overpopulated with successful faith-healing recipients. The
prettiest girl in school would be all used up after having been magically
teleported through prayer into the beds of hundreds of young men...
sometimes several times a night. Of course, at some point she'll pray to
god to make it stop. Fortunately, the god of the bible is misogynistic and
wants us to multiply.
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: AQOTM (Re: If there was a God) |
21 May 2005 11:28:38 PM |
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TV's MJSD wrote:
Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:jhkv819kssbvomgs18enjvch1pjro0k93p@4ax.com:
People would point over at me and say "Look at Eris sucking up to God,
isn't that disgusting?". "All he ever does is pray and eat Manna, God
he must weigh 600 lbs."
LOL...
begin
When you think about it, it's almost a shame that there isn't one. Then
again, the Lottery Jackpots would probably be much lower and the world
would be overpopulated with successful faith-healing recipients. The
prettiest girl in school would be all used up after having been magically
teleported through prayer into the beds of hundreds of young men...
sometimes several times a night. Of course, at some point she'll pray to
god to make it stop. Fortunately, the god of the bible is misogynistic and
wants us to multiply.
end
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Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
- Maynard James Keenan
The belief in the Christian god... is an appalling nightmare. I reject
the notion that the whole universe was created by this kind of evil
creature who would create such a thing. - Anthony Flew, March 22, 2005
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM (Re: If there was a God) |
22 May 2005 02:17:33 PM |
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"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:gNednaD9frTnlw3fRVn-sQ@centurytel.net:
TV's MJSD wrote:
Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:jhkv819kssbvomgs18enjvch1pjro0k93p@4ax.com:
People would point over at me and say "Look at Eris sucking up to
God, isn't that disgusting?". "All he ever does is pray and eat
Manna, God he must weigh 600 lbs."
LOL...
begin
When you think about it, it's almost a shame that there isn't one.
Then again, the Lottery Jackpots would probably be much lower and the
world would be overpopulated with successful faith-healing
recipients. The prettiest girl in school would be all used up after
having been magically teleported through prayer into the beds of
hundreds of young men... sometimes several times a night. Of course,
at some point she'll pray to god to make it stop. Fortunately, the
god of the bible is misogynistic and wants us to multiply.
end
Seconded !!
--
Jez, MBA.,
Country Dancing and Advanced Astrology, UBS.
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM (Re: If there was a God) |
24 May 2005 09:17:19 PM |
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In article <Xns965ECE7136BB8hellward@216.196.109.145>,
Jez <iced_spear@NODAMNSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:gNednaD9frTnlw3fRVn-sQ@centurytel.net:
TV's MJSD wrote:
Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:jhkv819kssbvomgs18enjvch1pjro0k93p@4ax.com:
People would point over at me and say "Look at Eris sucking up to
God, isn't that disgusting?". "All he ever does is pray and eat
Manna, God he must weigh 600 lbs."
LOL...
begin
When you think about it, it's almost a shame that there isn't one.
Then again, the Lottery Jackpots would probably be much lower and the
world would be overpopulated with successful faith-healing
recipients. The prettiest girl in school would be all used up after
having been magically teleported through prayer into the beds of
hundreds of young men... sometimes several times a night. Of course,
at some point she'll pray to god to make it stop. Fortunately, the
god of the bible is misogynistic and wants us to multiply.
end
Seconded !!
Recorded.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "MJSD" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM (Re: If there was a God) |
23 May 2005 12:12:08 AM |
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Jez <iced_spear@NODAMNSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in
news:Xns965ECE7136BB8hellward@216.196.109.145:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:gNednaD9frTnlw3fRVn-sQ@centurytel.net:
TV's MJSD wrote:
Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:jhkv819kssbvomgs18enjvch1pjro0k93p@4ax.com:
People would point over at me and say "Look at Eris sucking up to
God, isn't that disgusting?". "All he ever does is pray and eat
Manna, God he must weigh 600 lbs."
LOL...
begin
When you think about it, it's almost a shame that there isn't one.
Then again, the Lottery Jackpots would probably be much lower and the
world would be overpopulated with successful faith-healing
recipients. The prettiest girl in school would be all used up after
having been magically teleported through prayer into the beds of
hundreds of young men... sometimes several times a night. Of course,
at some point she'll pray to god to make it stop. Fortunately, the
god of the bible is misogynistic and wants us to multiply.
end
Seconded !!
Wow, an AQOTM nomination... I feel privileged. Thanks!
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