Religions > Atheism > IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU WILL HAVE ETERNAL LIFE AND IF YOU HAVE SEX STANDING UP YOU WILL NOT BECOME PREGNANT
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"ck19" |
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29 Jul 2006 11:37:35 PM |
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IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU WILL HAVE ETERNAL LIFE AND IF YOU HAVE SEX STANDING UP YOU WILL NOT BECOME PREGNANT |
thank you god for these enternal truths. i don't feel worthy of your
love.
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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| Title: Re: IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU WILL HAVE ETERNAL LIFE AND IF YOU HAVE SEX STANDING UP YOU WILL NOT BECOME PREGNANT |
30 Jul 2006 06:41:25 AM |
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"ck19" <ck19bla@msn.com> wrote in message
news:1154234254.975238.151450@75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
thank you god for these enternal truths. i don't feel worthy of your
love.
'Eternal truths'? Which of those did you and 'God' discuss this morning over
breakfast? And I've always wanted to know: Does he wear boxers or briefs.
It's been driving me crazy trying to figure that out. Or does he go 'au
natural'?
Worthy of 'God's' love? Well of course not. Jesus' maybe, but certainly not
'God's'. And why not? Just look where you're at -- alt.ATHEISM for 'God's
sake, amigo. Do you think 'God' likes you hangin' with people who have
demonstrated to you that he doesn't exist?? What did you spread on your
toast this morning, compadre? LSD? (Don't answer that.)
'God's' love. I saw ample evidence of *that* when I was watching a baby bird
being ripped to pieces after falling off a branch and into a swarm of
pirahna on a National Geographic nature program. I know. I know. The pirahna
have to eat too. But maybe some vitamin pills or something. That baby chick
was feeling a world of hurt. Maybe just a *little* more compassion on the
part of imaginary 'God'? It wouldn't hurt.
Oh. That stuff above about you talking to 'God' this morning. I know it
isn't true. I made it up. I know you don't *really* talk to 'God'. How could
somebody who doesn't even exist 'talk' back to you, eh'? It would make for a
pretty one-sided conversation. Wouldn't you say?
Greywolf
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| User: "R. Pierce Butler" |
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| Title: Re: IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU WILL HAVE ETERNAL LIFE AND IF YOU HAVE SEX STANDING UP YOU WILL NOT BECOME PREGNANT |
30 Jul 2006 11:09:38 AM |
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"ck19" <ck19bla@msn.com> wrote in news:1154234254.975238.151450@
75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
thank you god for these enternal truths. i don't feel worthy of your
love.
Putting lemon juice on your face will make you invisible to security cameras.
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| User: "thomas p" |
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| Title: Re: IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU WILL HAVE ETERNAL LIFE AND IF YOU HAVE SEX STANDING UP YOU WILL NOT BECOME PREGNANT |
30 Jul 2006 12:22:45 PM |
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On 29 Jul 2006 21:37:35 -0700, "ck19" <ck19bla@msn.com> wrote:
thank you god for these enternal truths. i don't feel worthy of your
love.
I guess god must have poor taste then.
Thomas P.
"Life must be lived forwards but understood backwards"
(Kierkegaard)
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU WILL HAVE ETERNAL LIFE AND IF YOU HAVE SEX STANDING UP YOU WILL NOT BECOME PREGNANT |
30 Jul 2006 09:36:37 AM |
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ck19:
thank you god for these enternal truths. i don't feel worthy of your
love.
You forgot:
"...AND THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE!"
;)
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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