Religions > Atheism > If you died today are you 100% sure you would go to heaven?
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11 Apr 2007 05:49:44 AM |
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If you died today are you 100% sure you would go to heaven? |
http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/common/if-you-died-today-are-you-100-sure-you-would-go-to-heaven.htm
http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/miracles-of-jesus.htm
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| User: "GoDrex" |
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11 Apr 2007 07:44:05 AM |
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<aqua4life3@gmail.com> wrote in message
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http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/common/if-you-died-today-are-you-100-sure-you-would-go-to-heaven.htm
http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/miracles-of-jesus.htm
I'm 1005 sure that you're a spamming douche
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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11 Apr 2007 12:17:10 PM |
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<aqua4life3@gmail.com> wrote in message
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And you posted this crap in alt.atheism because.........................?
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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11 Apr 2007 07:30:23 AM |
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writes:
http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/common/if-you-died-today-are-you-100-sure-you-would-go-to-heaven.htm
Nice of you to rape an Indonesian proxy to dump this crap into NNTP.
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LAST GAME: Milwaukee 3, Houston 1 (April 10)
NEXT GAME: Wednesday, April 11 vs. Iowa, 7:05
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| User: "Lisbeth Andersson" |
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11 Apr 2007 11:11:55 AM |
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wrote in
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http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/common/if-you-died-today-are-yo
u-100-sure-you-would-go-to-heaven.htm
I couldn't find any option that fits my opinion.
http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/miracles-of-jesus.htm
Luke an eyewitness? ROFLMAO!
Lisbeth.
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*What we know is not nearly as interesting as *how we know it.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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11 Apr 2007 06:00:14 PM |
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wrote in news:1176288584.616753.296230
@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
Subject: If you died today are you 100% sure you would go to heaven?
You go first, then call me back and tell me what it's like.
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Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "Jeeb" |
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11 Apr 2007 04:40:39 PM |
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wrote:
http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/common/if-you-died-today-are-you-100-sure-you-would-go-to-heaven.htm
http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/miracles-of-jesus.htm
I'm 100% sure that no muslims will go to heaven.
Missing Link discovered. While scientists have been searching for the
missing link for decades, it has been under their nose all along. it is
the Arab muslim. They are a low form of life, mostly animal with a little
bit of human mixed in. They are dirty stinking lice infested dogs. They
have absolutely no regard for human life. They can be made to believe
anything such as kill your self and go to heaven and get 72 virgins. How
ignorant. They believe if you call it a jihad, you can kill anyone you
want. The muslim religion sucks (islam). It is nothing more than a
dangerous cult, with weak minded animals as its followers. You can
compare them to a mad dog, and like a mad dog they can not be reasoned
with. There will be no peace in the world until all of these sub-human
dog freak Arab muslims are all killed. We should also bomb all of their
satanic mosques and Nuke Mecca. Since Arab muslims are not fully human,
maybe a spray could be invented to kill them like the sprays for killing
cockroaches. I guess I shouldn't be insulting cockroaches by putting them
is the same category as sub-human freak dog Arab muslims.
Allah Sucks Allah Sucks Allah Sucks Allah Sucks
Mohammad sucks (MPSUHH) MAY PIGS ***** UPON HIS HEAD Mohammad sucks
Mecca Sucks Mecca Sucks Mecca Sucks Mecca Sucks Mecca Sucks
GEE-HOD GEE-HOD GEE-HOD GEE-HOD GEE-HOD
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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11 Apr 2007 12:40:56 PM |
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Hell no. If I've sinned, I'm going straight to hell and take full
responsibility and the full punishment that is due.
Not like you whining pussies.
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
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| User: "Martin Phipps" |
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11 Apr 2007 07:08:25 AM |
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I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
Martin
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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11 Apr 2007 07:51:40 AM |
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On Apr 11, 1:08 pm, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
Martin
PMSL.
Seconds?
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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11 Apr 2007 06:00:51 PM |
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"Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" <user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote
in news:1176295900.652435.45560@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com:
On Apr 11, 1:08 pm, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
Martin
PMSL.
Seconds?
Seconded!
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Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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13 Apr 2007 06:35:53 PM |
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In article <Xns990FB758B52B1askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:
"Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" <user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote
in news:1176295900.652435.45560@o5g2000hsb.googlegroups.com:
On Apr 11, 1:08 pm, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
Martin
PMSL.
Seconds?
Seconded!
Recorded
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Sasha" |
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11 Apr 2007 08:09:21 AM |
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On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
Martin
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
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| User: "satyr" |
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12 Apr 2007 12:32:49 AM |
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On 11 Apr 2007 06:09:21 -0700, "Sasha" <scironi@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
Martin
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
You know what they say; Heaven for climate, Hell for culture.
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satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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12 Apr 2007 09:34:21 AM |
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"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
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On 11 Apr 2007 06:09:21 -0700, "Sasha" <scironi@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
Martin
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
You know what they say; Heaven for climate, Hell for culture.
I thought it was "Hell for the conversation". Apparently not! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "satyr" |
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13 Apr 2007 12:46:50 AM |
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:34:21 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
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On 11 Apr 2007 06:09:21 -0700, "Sasha" <scironi@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
Martin
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
You know what they say; Heaven for climate, Hell for culture.
I thought it was "Hell for the conversation". Apparently not! :)
There will be plenty of time for conversation when the bat-***** and I
enjoy a post-coital cigarette.
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satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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13 Apr 2007 01:11:15 PM |
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"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:34:21 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
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On 11 Apr 2007 06:09:21 -0700, "Sasha" <scironi@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
Martin
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
You know what they say; Heaven for climate, Hell for culture.
I thought it was "Hell for the conversation". Apparently not! :)
There will be plenty of time for conversation when the bat-***** and I
enjoy a post-coital cigarette.
Hmmm, I wonder what I'm supposed to do? ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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13 Apr 2007 07:33:42 PM |
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On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 14:11:15 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
- Refer: <589ve8F2eh5t5U1@mid.individual.net>
"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:34:21 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
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On 11 Apr 2007 06:09:21 -0700, "Sasha" <scironi@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
Martin
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
You know what they say; Heaven for climate, Hell for culture.
I thought it was "Hell for the conversation". Apparently not! :)
There will be plenty of time for conversation when the bat-***** and I
enjoy a post-coital cigarette.
Hmmm, I wonder what I'm supposed to do? ;)
....Must..
reist...
temptation...
... to...
respond!
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| User: "satyr" |
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15 Apr 2007 12:17:54 AM |
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On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 14:11:15 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:34:21 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
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On 11 Apr 2007 06:09:21 -0700, "Sasha" <scironi@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
Martin
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
You know what they say; Heaven for climate, Hell for culture.
I thought it was "Hell for the conversation". Apparently not! :)
There will be plenty of time for conversation when the bat-***** and I
enjoy a post-coital cigarette.
Hmmm, I wonder what I'm supposed to do? ;)
Just hang by your feet, I'll do the rest.
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satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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15 Apr 2007 05:55:36 AM |
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"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
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On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 14:11:15 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:34:21 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
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On 11 Apr 2007 06:09:21 -0700, "Sasha" <scironi@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
Martin
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
You know what they say; Heaven for climate, Hell for culture.
I thought it was "Hell for the conversation". Apparently not! :)
There will be plenty of time for conversation when the bat-***** and I
enjoy a post-coital cigarette.
Hmmm, I wonder what I'm supposed to do? ;)
Just hang by your feet, I'll do the rest.
Oh my ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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11 Apr 2007 08:45:37 AM |
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On Apr 11, 9:09 pm, "Sasha" <scir...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
That DOES sound good.
Martin
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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11 Apr 2007 02:45:37 PM |
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"Martin Phipps" <martinphipps2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Apr 11, 9:09 pm, "Sasha" <scir...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
That DOES sound good.
With TAILS!
Yum.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Vinnie Venomous" |
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12 Apr 2007 12:51:02 PM |
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Denis Loubet schrieb:
"Martin Phipps" <martinphipps2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176299137.592423.139230@y5g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 11, 9:09 pm, "Sasha" <scir...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
That DOES sound good.
With TAILS!
Yum.
yeah, and all those fine bands playing black metal and death metal will
be there, too!
\m/ (-_-) \m/
PARTY, RAAAAAH!
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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12 Apr 2007 02:51:00 PM |
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"Vinnie Venomous" <brain_eater666@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Denis Loubet schrieb:
"Martin Phipps" <martinphipps2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176299137.592423.139230@y5g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 11, 9:09 pm, "Sasha" <scir...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
That DOES sound good.
With TAILS!
Yum.
yeah, and all those fine bands playing black metal and death metal will be
there, too!
\m/ (-_-) \m/
PARTY, RAAAAAH!
What I can't figure out is how Keith Richards is down there, and up here, at
the same time.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "John Baker" |
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12 Apr 2007 04:06:13 PM |
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:51:00 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Vinnie Venomous" <brain_eater666@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:461e6d7d$0$25618$91cee783@newsreader02.highway.telekom.at...
Denis Loubet schrieb:
"Martin Phipps" <martinphipps2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176299137.592423.139230@y5g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 11, 9:09 pm, "Sasha" <scir...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
That DOES sound good.
With TAILS!
Yum.
yeah, and all those fine bands playing black metal and death metal will be
there, too!
\m/ (-_-) \m/
PARTY, RAAAAAH!
What I can't figure out is how Keith Richards is down there, and up here, at
the same time.
He died years ago. It's just that he's so stoned he doesn't realize it
yet. <G>
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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| Title: Re: If you died today are you 100% sure you would go to heaven? |
12 Apr 2007 07:14:39 PM |
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 17:06:13 -0400, John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote:
On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:51:00 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Vinnie Venomous" <brain_eater666@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Denis Loubet schrieb:
"Martin Phipps" <martinphipps2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Apr 11, 9:09 pm, "Sasha" <scir...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
That DOES sound good.
With TAILS!
Yum.
yeah, and all those fine bands playing black metal and death metal will be
there, too!
\m/ (-_-) \m/
PARTY, RAAAAAH!
What I can't figure out is how Keith Richards is down there, and up here, at
the same time.
He died years ago. It's just that he's so stoned he doesn't realize it
yet. <G>
Good one!
Ben
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| Title: Re: If you died today are you 100% sure you would go to heaven? |
15 Apr 2007 04:09:17 AM |
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:51:00 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Vinnie Venomous" <brain_eater666@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:461e6d7d$0$25618$91cee783@newsreader02.highway.telekom.at...
Denis Loubet schrieb:
"Martin Phipps" <martinphipps2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176299137.592423.139230@y5g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
On Apr 11, 9:09 pm, "Sasha" <scir...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 8:08 am, "Martin Phipps" <martinphip...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I actually hope heaven isn't real. I've been up to my eyeballs with
ignorant Christians all my life and I couldn't imagine a worse fate
than having to spend an eternity with them.
I hope hell IS real...nothing but drunken orgies with hot, horned and
bat-winged bisexual women.
That DOES sound good.
With TAILS!
Yum.
yeah, and all those fine bands playing black metal and death metal will be
there, too!
\m/ (-_-) \m/
PARTY, RAAAAAH!
What I can't figure out is how Keith Richards is down there, and up here, at
the same time.
Lol!
Now that you mention it.
atheist@home#1554
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: If you died today are you 100% sure you would go to heaven? |
11 Apr 2007 06:43:19 PM |
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In article <1176288584.616753.296230@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,
wrote:
Not interested in your particular death-denial myth. I rather think I
have one that works well enough for me, thanx.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "BDK" |
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| Title: Re: If you died today are you 100% sure you would go to heaven? |
11 Apr 2007 01:53:46 PM |
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In article <1176288584.616753.296230@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,
aqua4life3@gmail.com says...
http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/common/if-you-died-today-are-you-100-sure-you-would-go-to-heaven.htm
http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/miracles-of-jesus.htm
Yawn..
BDK
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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| Title: Re: If you died today are you 100% sure you would go to heaven? |
11 Apr 2007 08:31:44 AM |
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On 11 Apr 2007 03:49:44 -0700, wrote:
<SNIP>
The more appropriate question is why have you stopped taking your
anti-psychotropic drugs when there was a 100% chance you would become insane
again?
Ben
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: If you died today are you 100% sure you would go to heaven? |
13 Apr 2007 01:24:28 PM |
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On 11 Apr 2007 03:49:44 -0700, wrote:
http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/common/if-you-died-today-are-you-100-sure-you-would-go-to-heaven.htm
http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.org/miracles-of-jesus.htm
Nobody knows that. Only Jesus.
duke, American-American
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"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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