Religions > Atheism > If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood... TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
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05 Jan 2004 03:02:10 AM |
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If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood... TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! |
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood... TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! |
05 Jan 2004 04:15:46 PM |
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"Kate " <cobalt@newscene.com> wrote in message
news:3ffd26b4.190510046@news-west.newscene.com...
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
We had kids from a church in the neighboring town come to our doors to save
us.
They said they were doing it on their own but I saw adults telling them
where to go.
The first couple of times I just told them to go away.
The last time I went crazy yelled at them, told them I was an atheist and
that they were calling during a period when I was normally asleep (so I keep
weird hours.) I also told them that the next time they knocked on my door I
was going to call their pastor at home at a time convenient to me and that
would be at 3:00 AM.
They didn't come back and I've not seen their bus in this town for a while.
Maybe I had something to do with the used hypodermic needle treatment.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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05 Jan 2004 10:27:50 PM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Mon, 05 Jan 2004 22:15:46 GMT, a stranger
called by some "Mike Painter" <mdotpainter@att.net> came forth and
told this tale in alt.atheism
We had kids from a church in the neighboring town come to our doors to save
us.
*snip*
At SiliCon 1989, we found out that our hotel was also the overflow
hotel for a group of fundie Pentecostal youths. Who went completely
nuts while their adult "supervisors" hung out in their rooms.
I've told the story before, here's the link:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?A214528F6
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Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Clayton the Transitional Fossil Wannabe" |
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| Title: Re: If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood... TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! |
05 Jan 2004 05:20:59 PM |
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"Kate " <cobalt@newscene.com> wrote in message
news:3ffd26b4.190510046@news-west.newscene.com...
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
Several Christer trolls have posted this in a.a. a dozen times...usually
claiming it as their own work.
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| User: "Hypatia Kosh" |
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| Title: Re: If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood... TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! |
06 Jan 2004 03:50:13 AM |
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(Kate ) wrote in message news:<3ffd26b4.190510046@news-west.newscene.com>...
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
I'm more or less convinced it's a parody by now--but it's a very
clever one.
I think they are shooting to see "Lambuel" (Lamb of God = Emmanuel,
plus Christers are sheep? Brilliant!) in actually Christian
homes/churchs/tax-evasion centers. Gosh, think of the coolness points
you would amass!
-Hypatia
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Keep your gods out of our government.
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| User: "satyr" |
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06 Jan 2004 11:07:54 PM |
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On 6 Jan 2004 01:50:13 -0800, (Hypatia Kosh) wrote:
cobalt@newscene.com (Kate ) wrote in message news:<3ffd26b4.190510046@news-west.newscene.com>...
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
I'm more or less convinced it's a parody by now--but it's a very
clever one.
I think they are shooting to see "Lambuel" (Lamb of God = Emmanuel,
plus Christers are sheep? Brilliant!) in actually Christian
homes/churchs/tax-evasion centers. Gosh, think of the coolness points
you would amass!
-Hypatia
Yeah, it had me wondering for a while. Has anyone commented on the
link to Landover Baptist buried in the site:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Headline:
Pastor Guns Down Family Dog For Chewing Off Baby Jesus' Head
I like the bumper stickers: My Catholic Priest Molested Your Honor
Roll Student.
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satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Boris" |
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06 Jan 2004 11:59:50 PM |
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Very funny. Thanks.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Headline:
Pastor Guns Down Family Dog For Chewing Off Baby Jesus' Head
I like the bumper stickers: My Catholic Priest Molested Your Honor
Roll Student.
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| User: "SReeseMe" |
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05 Jan 2004 07:22:35 AM |
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Subject: If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood... TELL A PARENT OR
PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
From: (Kate )
Date: 01/05/2004 4:02 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id: <3ffd26b4.190510046@news-west.newscene.com>
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
It looks like a parody site, then again its so hard to tell these days.
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| User: "Kathy" |
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05 Jan 2004 07:03:36 PM |
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Kate <cobalt@newscene.com> wrote in message
news:3ffd26b4.190510046@news-west.newscene.com...
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
I got curious about this site - it's difficult to tell if they are serious
or not. I browsed and found
http://objective.jesussave.us/pastorscorner.html which is a diatribe about
anti-triclavianism (WTF?) which includes the following paragraph of word
salad:
"Some have criticized my stance on triclavianism as being counterproductive,
arguing that making a point of doctrinal contention over not making a point
of doctrinal contention over adiaphora is itself non-salvific. However, my
critics are overlooking the dangers of triclavianistic doctrines: allowing
adiaphora to creep into our credenda -- while possibly pushing the
theologoumenic envelope and providing exciting new opportunities for
supererogative works -- will most often serve to muddy the soteriological
foundation of Faith, leading in general to ultramontane excesses and, in
extreme cases, ebaptization (which is unacceptable pastoral malpractice,
however rare it may be.) Doctrinal integrity, and hence salvific
effectiveness, is best served by working to end triclavianism and similar
erroneous, or simply adiaphoric, doctrines."
Can anyone tell me if this actually makes any sense or is it just a lot of
gibberish?
Kathy dot knight at rogers dot com
aa #1802
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood... TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! |
05 Jan 2004 10:03:26 PM |
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"Kathy" <kknight@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:IPnKb.573$AJB.215@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...
Kate <cobalt@newscene.com> wrote in message
news:3ffd26b4.190510046@news-west.newscene.com...
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
I got curious about this site - it's difficult to tell if they are serious
or not. I browsed and found
http://objective.jesussave.us/pastorscorner.html which is a diatribe about
anti-triclavianism (WTF?) which includes the following paragraph of word
salad:
"Some have criticized my stance on triclavianism as being
counterproductive,
arguing that making a point of doctrinal contention over not making a
point
of doctrinal contention over adiaphora is itself non-salvific. However, my
critics are overlooking the dangers of triclavianistic doctrines: allowing
adiaphora to creep into our credenda -- while possibly pushing the
theologoumenic envelope and providing exciting new opportunities for
supererogative works -- will most often serve to muddy the soteriological
foundation of Faith, leading in general to ultramontane excesses and, in
extreme cases, ebaptization (which is unacceptable pastoral malpractice,
however rare it may be.) Doctrinal integrity, and hence salvific
effectiveness, is best served by working to end triclavianism and similar
erroneous, or simply adiaphoric, doctrines."
Can anyone tell me if this actually makes any sense or is it just a lot of
gibberish?
Yes. it does and it is.
Triclavianism is the belief that only three nails were used to nail what's
his name to the cross.
Apparently the term is real but the site you've hit on is, I believe just an
evil site who's only purpose is to shut Landover Baptist (the only real
church) down.
It's a close call but I give them the nod. (Mainly because the suckered me
with their bear project. They were going to have one for sale in purple but
found out it was the color queers liked so they switched to a rainbow one. I
was going to buy one and them point out the problem with the rainbow after
they got in production. Landover has never fooled me but this one did.)
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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| Title: Re: If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood... TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! |
05 Jan 2004 09:49:39 PM |
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On Tue, 06 Jan 2004 01:03:36 GMT in alt.atheism
"Kathy" <kknight@rogers.com> wrote:
Kate <cobalt@newscene.com> wrote in message
news:3ffd26b4.190510046@news-west.newscene.com...
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
I got curious about this site - it's difficult to tell if they are serious
or not. I browsed and found
http://objective.jesussave.us/pastorscorner.html which is a diatribe about
anti-triclavianism (WTF?) which includes the following paragraph of word
salad:
"Some have criticized my stance on triclavianism as being counterproductive,
arguing that making a point of doctrinal contention over not making a point
of doctrinal contention over adiaphora is itself non-salvific. However, my
critics are overlooking the dangers of triclavianistic doctrines: allowing
adiaphora to creep into our credenda -- while possibly pushing the
theologoumenic envelope and providing exciting new opportunities for
supererogative works -- will most often serve to muddy the soteriological
foundation of Faith, leading in general to ultramontane excesses and, in
extreme cases, ebaptization (which is unacceptable pastoral malpractice,
however rare it may be.) Doctrinal integrity, and hence salvific
effectiveness, is best served by working to end triclavianism and similar
erroneous, or simply adiaphoric, doctrines."
Can anyone tell me if this actually makes any sense or is it just a lot of
gibberish?
It is every bit as profound and meaningful as the photo near the
bottom of this page:
http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html
-
Martin Thomas
Official "Teddy Bear" Atheist
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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06 Jan 2004 07:49:13 AM |
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In article <jtbkvvkcblhcau3akbfuviktakefdmhfi5@4ax.com>, Martin Thomas says...
On Tue, 06 Jan 2004 01:03:36 GMT in alt.atheism
"Kathy" <kknight@rogers.com> wrote:
Kate <cobalt@newscene.com> wrote in message
news:3ffd26b4.190510046@news-west.newscene.com...
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
I got curious about this site - it's difficult to tell if they are serious
or not. I browsed and found
http://objective.jesussave.us/pastorscorner.html which is a diatribe about
anti-triclavianism (WTF?) which includes the following paragraph of word
salad:
"Some have criticized my stance on triclavianism as being counterproductive,
arguing that making a point of doctrinal contention over not making a point
of doctrinal contention over adiaphora is itself non-salvific. However, my
critics are overlooking the dangers of triclavianistic doctrines: allowing
adiaphora to creep into our credenda -- while possibly pushing the
theologoumenic envelope and providing exciting new opportunities for
supererogative works -- will most often serve to muddy the soteriological
foundation of Faith, leading in general to ultramontane excesses and, in
extreme cases, ebaptization (which is unacceptable pastoral malpractice,
however rare it may be.) Doctrinal integrity, and hence salvific
effectiveness, is best served by working to end triclavianism and similar
erroneous, or simply adiaphoric, doctrines."
Can anyone tell me if this actually makes any sense or is it just a lot of
gibberish?
It is every bit as profound and meaningful as the photo near the
bottom of this page:
http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html
That's supposed to be a picture of a dinosaur?!?
Lawd, have mercy! ;p
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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07 Jan 2004 08:33:27 PM |
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On Tue, 06 Jan 2004 13:49:13 GMT in alt.atheism
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <jtbkvvkcblhcau3akbfuviktakefdmhfi5@4ax.com>, Martin Thomas says...
On Tue, 06 Jan 2004 01:03:36 GMT in alt.atheism
"Kathy" <kknight@rogers.com> wrote:
Kate <cobalt@newscene.com> wrote in message
news:3ffd26b4.190510046@news-west.newscene.com...
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
I got curious about this site - it's difficult to tell if they are serious
or not. I browsed and found
http://objective.jesussave.us/pastorscorner.html which is a diatribe about
anti-triclavianism (WTF?) which includes the following paragraph of word
salad:
"Some have criticized my stance on triclavianism as being counterproductive,
arguing that making a point of doctrinal contention over not making a point
of doctrinal contention over adiaphora is itself non-salvific. However, my
critics are overlooking the dangers of triclavianistic doctrines: allowing
adiaphora to creep into our credenda -- while possibly pushing the
theologoumenic envelope and providing exciting new opportunities for
supererogative works -- will most often serve to muddy the soteriological
foundation of Faith, leading in general to ultramontane excesses and, in
extreme cases, ebaptization (which is unacceptable pastoral malpractice,
however rare it may be.) Doctrinal integrity, and hence salvific
effectiveness, is best served by working to end triclavianism and similar
erroneous, or simply adiaphoric, doctrines."
Can anyone tell me if this actually makes any sense or is it just a lot of
gibberish?
It is every bit as profound and meaningful as the photo near the
bottom of this page:
http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html
That's supposed to be a picture of a dinosaur?!?
Lawd, have mercy! ;p
I took the photo into a graphics editor to turn up the brightness
and the lower parts of what might be 2 legs became clearly
visible. They look to me more like a human's legs than a
dinosaur's :)
Did you read any of the text?
They nearly caught the dinosaur, but one of the party, Nigel
Stubbingwicke, turned out to be an undercover atheist, who
already knew about the dinosaurs and only joined the expedition
to sabotage it. The EAC should have trained him better.
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Martin Thomas
Official "Teddy Bear" Atheist
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "Kenny" |
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07 Jan 2004 09:07:54 PM |
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On Thu, 08 Jan 2004 02:33:27 +0000, Martin Thomas
<mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net> wrote:
On Tue, 06 Jan 2004 13:49:13 GMT in alt.atheism
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <jtbkvvkcblhcau3akbfuviktakefdmhfi5@4ax.com>, Martin Thomas
says...
On Tue, 06 Jan 2004 01:03:36 GMT in alt.atheism
"Kathy" <kknight@rogers.com> wrote:
Kate <cobalt@newscene.com> wrote in message
news:3ffd26b4.190510046@news-west.newscene.com...
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
I got curious about this site - it's difficult to tell if they are
serious
or not. I browsed and found
http://objective.jesussave.us/pastorscorner.html which is a diatribe
about
anti-triclavianism (WTF?) which includes the following paragraph of
word
salad:
"Some have criticized my stance on triclavianism as being
counterproductive,
arguing that making a point of doctrinal contention over not making a
point
of doctrinal contention over adiaphora is itself non-salvific.
However, my
critics are overlooking the dangers of triclavianistic doctrines:
allowing
adiaphora to creep into our credenda -- while possibly pushing the
theologoumenic envelope and providing exciting new opportunities for
supererogative works -- will most often serve to muddy the
soteriological
foundation of Faith, leading in general to ultramontane excesses and,
in
extreme cases, ebaptization (which is unacceptable pastoral
malpractice,
however rare it may be.) Doctrinal integrity, and hence salvific
effectiveness, is best served by working to end triclavianism and
similar
erroneous, or simply adiaphoric, doctrines."
Can anyone tell me if this actually makes any sense or is it just a
lot of
gibberish?
It is every bit as profound and meaningful as the photo near the
bottom of this page:
http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html
That's supposed to be a picture of a dinosaur?!?
Lawd, have mercy! ;p
I took the photo into a graphics editor to turn up the brightness
and the lower parts of what might be 2 legs became clearly
visible. They look to me more like a human's legs than a
dinosaur's :)
Did you read any of the text?
They nearly caught the dinosaur, but one of the party, Nigel
Stubbingwicke, turned out to be an undercover atheist, who
already knew about the dinosaurs and only joined the expedition
to sabotage it. The EAC should have trained him better.
-
Martin Thomas
Official "Teddy Bear" Atheist
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
The site is a joke, as is anything on jesussave.us
It's a good joke, though-- it's funny and hard to tell if it IS a joke!
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| User: "Kate " |
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| Title: Re: If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood... TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! |
06 Jan 2004 01:40:19 AM |
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On Tue, 06 Jan 2004 01:03:36 GMT, "Kathy" <kknight@rogers.com> wrote:
Kate <cobalt@newscene.com> wrote in message
news:3ffd26b4.190510046@news-west.newscene.com...
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
I got curious about this site - it's difficult to tell if they are serious
or not. I browsed and found
http://objective.jesussave.us/pastorscorner.html which is a diatribe about
anti-triclavianism (WTF?) which includes the following paragraph of word
salad:
"Some have criticized my stance on triclavianism as being counterproductive,
arguing that making a point of doctrinal contention over not making a point
of doctrinal contention over adiaphora is itself non-salvific. However, my
critics are overlooking the dangers of triclavianistic doctrines: allowing
adiaphora to creep into our credenda -- while possibly pushing the
theologoumenic envelope and providing exciting new opportunities for
supererogative works -- will most often serve to muddy the soteriological
foundation of Faith, leading in general to ultramontane excesses and, in
extreme cases, ebaptization (which is unacceptable pastoral malpractice,
however rare it may be.) Doctrinal integrity, and hence salvific
effectiveness, is best served by working to end triclavianism and similar
erroneous, or simply adiaphoric, doctrines."
Can anyone tell me if this actually makes any sense or is it just a lot of
gibberish?
Kathy dot knight at rogers dot com
aa #1802
I kept going back and forth - but the dinosaur hunt page pretty much
outs it as a satire
http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html
Supposedly he finds his dinosaur and one the members of the expedition
turns out to be a 'gasp' evolutionist out to make sure the Christians
don't really find the last surviving dinosaurs.
Never did say what organization the evolutionist is from.
There is even a picture of a blurred dino leg as evidence.
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| User: "386sx" |
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| Title: Re: If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood... TELL A PARENT ORPASTOR RIGHT AWAY! |
05 Jan 2004 04:16:57 AM |
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Kate writes:
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to take on
atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like used
hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
Gosh, it's getting more and more difficult to tell whether or not these
sorts of pages are for real or are parodies of the real thing.
For example, on the parody faith-based initiative joke site
http://www.whitehouse.gov/ask/20031126.html, Jim Towey, White House Deputy
Assistant to the President, and Director, Office of Faith-Based and
Community Initiatives, responds to the question asked by Miller from
Tennessee, "Have you ever witnessed a miracle?"
Jim Towey: "Yes. I have seen many lives transformed by love,
particularly those who work with the poor. I have seen addicts recover,
the homeless find hope in a hard world, and their caregivers discover
that this poor man or poor woman actually has a gift to give them that
they need to discover more fully what life is all about. So there are
miracles every day - except when it comes to my receding hairline!"
Mr. Towey makes an hilariously funny joke (i.e. receding hairline, ha ha
ha), while at the same time managing to feign as though he innocently did
not understand what the miracle question all about. Well done, faith-based
parody website!
http://www.whitehouse.gov/ask/20031126.html
Colby, from Centralia MO writes: "Do you feel that Pagan faith based
groups should be given the same considerations as any other group that
seeks aid?"
Jim Towey: "I haven't run into a pagan faith-based group yet, much less
a pagan group that cares for the poor! Once you make it clear to any
applicant that public money must go to public purposes and can't be used
to promote ideology, the fringe groups lose interest. Helping the poor
is tough work and only those with loving hearts seem drawn to it."
Lol, to think that there are yet four more years to come of faith-based
initiative parody!
--
Meme-complex \Meem kompleks\, n. The freedom to worship god his way.
"You are perfectly welcome to worship God your way, I will worship Him
His way." -- Roberts
http://www.mimeistry.org/ Reaching the unsaved through the power of mime.
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| User: "Kate " |
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05 Jan 2004 09:24:11 AM |
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On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 05:16:57 -0500, 386sx <386sx@email.com> wrote:
Kate writes:
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to take on
atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like used
hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
Gosh, it's getting more and more difficult to tell whether or not these
sorts of pages are for real or are parodies of the real thing.
Oh - they had me going good. I went in straight to that spot and
didn't see the rest.
I'm sorry - with Jason and Kent Hovind's pages this one really didn't
look any different. That should give them a huge clue just how lame
they are.
I love the Mr. Gruff atheist coffee mug.
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| User: "386sx" |
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05 Jan 2004 03:51:35 PM |
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Kate writes:
386sx wrote:
Kate writes:
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to take
on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like used
hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
Gosh, it's getting more and more difficult to tell whether or not these
sorts of pages are for real or are parodies of the real thing.
Oh - they had me going good. I went in straight to that spot and didn't
see the rest.
I'm sorry - with Jason and Kent Hovind's pages this one really didn't look
any different. That should give them a huge clue just how lame they are.
No problem. I got fooled, too. (Turns out that the other site I mentioned
wasn't a parody but was the real White House web site.)
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Meme-complex \Meem kompleks\, n. The freedom to worship god his way.
"You are perfectly welcome to worship God your way, I will worship Him
His way." -- Roberts
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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05 Jan 2004 04:27:35 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Kate :
On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 05:16:57 -0500, 386sx <386sx@email.com> wrote:
Kate writes:
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
Gosh, it's getting more and more difficult to tell whether or not these
sorts of pages are for real or are parodies of the real thing.
Oh - they had me going good. I went in straight to that spot and
didn't see the rest.
Heh - "Lambuel" just about did it for me. Ba-a-a-a-a!
I'm sorry - with Jason and Kent Hovind's pages this one really didn't
look any different. That should give them a huge clue just how lame
they are.
I love the Mr. Gruff atheist coffee mug.
I like the "Ruby Matrimony Thong"... Very xian. And the Creation Mug with
a shepherd and a dinosaur...
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
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The fool says in his heart "there is no God".
The wise man says it to the world.
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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05 Jan 2004 09:50:14 AM |
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On 05 Jan 2004, (Kate ) screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:3ffd26b4.190510046@news-west.newscene.com:
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
"You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
"Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children
or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
"Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let
the adults handle them."
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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05 Jan 2004 01:53:32 PM |
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On 5 Jan 2004 03:02:10 -0600 in alt.atheism
cobalt@newscene.com (Kate ) wrote:
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
Be sure to take Professor Giraffenstein's quiz. The first
question has a link to this page:
http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html
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Martin Thomas
Official "Teddy Bear" Atheist
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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05 Jan 2004 04:29:50 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Martin Thomas:
On 5 Jan 2004 03:02:10 -0600 in alt.atheism
cobalt@newscene.com (Kate ) wrote:
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
Be sure to take Professor Giraffenstein's quiz. The first
question has a link to this page:
http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html
There's another link later on to Answers in Genesis. The very first
paragraph that attempts to explain the Bombardier Beetle is an argument
from incredulity.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
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The fool says in his heart "there is no God".
The wise man says it to the world.
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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05 Jan 2004 09:42:09 PM |
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On 5 Jan 2004 03:02:10 -0600, (Kate ) thought hard
and said:
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
Hmmm... that one letter, that Z, makes me think this is a parody. I
have no idea why one letter would do that, but it does.
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| User: "Carol Lee Smith" |
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05 Jan 2004 11:51:25 PM |
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On Mon, 5 Jan 2004, Daniel Kolle wrote:
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
Hmmm... that one letter, that Z, makes me think this is a parody. I
have no idea why one letter would do that, but it does.
It is a parody.
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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05 Jan 2004 10:17:59 PM |
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On 5 Jan 2004 03:02:10 -0600, (Kate ) wrote:
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
I wonder if there's a Ms Gruff coffee mug. I'd buy one. :)
This has got to be one of the most insipid websites I've ever seen.
It's enough to give children diabetes.
Did you know that Tyranosaurus Rex was an herbivore? His big,
sharp teeth were for shredding plants. No wonder the poor. gentle
dears died out. The humiliation of getting beaten up by those nasty
stegosauruses with those awful tails was just too, too much for them.
Michelle Malkin (Mickey)
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Give me the storm and tempest of thought and action,
rather than the dead calm of ignorance and faith.
Banish me from Eden when you will, but first let
me eat of the fruit of the tree of knowledge. For
happiness is the only good, reason the only torch,
justice the only worship, and love the only priest.
- Robert Green Ingersoll
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| User: "satyr" |
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06 Jan 2004 12:18:02 AM |
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On 5 Jan 2004 03:02:10 -0600, (Kate ) wrote:
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
ROFLMAO. Its too funny - make it stop.
I keep bouncing back and forth thinking this is real or it is satire.
So much work was put into it. Even the Straight Pride (Show your
pride, get a bride! Got a womb? Get a groom!) ad seems to lead to a
product purchase opportunity.
But it is so goofy. Look at these gems:
Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew exited Noah's Ark 4,000 years ago. But unlike
the other Kangaroos who hopped to Australia [Helloooo?], Hopsiah's
family stayed behind to witness the coming of the Messiah!
Hey, Habu [Indian elephant with third eye]...
How many gods do you have?
Habu says: 'I don't know... I lost count!'
Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a
bunch of gods that don't love you at all?
My OBJECTIVE is JUST 4 KIDZ! The "z" is for "zealousness," 'cause
Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm.
And the link to the anti-triclavinist rant - hysterical:
"Some have criticized my stance on triclavianism as being
counterproductive, arguing that making a point of doctrinal contention
over not making a point of doctrinal contention over adiaphora is
itself non-salvific. However, my critics are overlooking the dangers
of triclavianistic doctrines: allowing adiaphora to creep into our
credenda -- while possibly pushing the theologoumenic envelope and
providing exciting new opportunities for supererogative works -- will
most often serve to muddy the soteriological foundation of Faith,
leading in general to ultramontane excesses and, in extreme cases,
ebaptization (which is unacceptable pastoral malpractice, however rare
it may be.) Doctrinal integrity, and hence salvific effectiveness, is
best served by working to end triclavianism and similar erroneous, or
simply adiaphoric, doctrines."
You're killing me, Reverend.
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satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Stoney" |
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| Title: Re: If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood... TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! |
05 Jan 2004 09:59:58 PM |
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On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 03:02:10 -0600, Kate wrote:
Have you seen this? - apparently christian kidz aren't supposed to
take on atheists on their own - they are supposed to treat them like
used hypodermic needles.
LOL
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
Of course, that's "Christian Love and Compassion(tm)."
They're also lying out their fat asses, but that's normal.
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