"Hephaestus" <zeusnicobogey@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I'm creating my own cult.

what, the Bush rightard cult not good enough for you?

damn liberal anti-cultist..

Xenuism, we worship Xenu daily and hope for his return. We are
working
toward his freedom. We also created remote controlled killer germs,
killer bees, birds, chili cheese burritos, and the exclamation point.
As well as long posts with vagueness and often no point at all.
Nothing we ever do makes any concurrent sense with whatever we did or
said ten minutes ago. We also invented long stream of conciousness
posts with abosolutely no point whatsoever. We also created truth
spammer, Miriam, Babbles, and all trolls whoever came into existence.
We believe in constantly nagging and bitching at people with our
beliefs, but the moment our beliefs become suspect we instantly accuse
them all of violating our civil rights, unless they are paying us
money, which then we gladly lick the sweat off a dead mans testicles
if they asked us to.

We believe also that taxes that we pay should be paid in monopoly
money, and if someone doesn't like that, we'll become a, "religion".
We believe are perfect, because we have more money than other people.
We will stop all disease, starting with Bulgravian Monkey Flu, and we
will most certainly stop the Saharan Snowball of Death, as soon as we
locate the continent sahara. We will also stop psychiatry, because
they tell us things that we don't like. We'll tell people that money
is not necessary, and is therefore only worthy of being put in a
special evil-be-gone device, which only looks like a bank account
number. We will reinvent words as to confuse people outside the,
"religion", so we can talk while around them and not tell them about
our secret evil plans on world domination. Xenu teaches us that if we
should read something that disagrees with what we are led to believe,
we should pluck our eyes out and fill them with sawdust. We also
believe that anyone who disagrees with us are Lemons, and must every
15 years, jump from a high cliff into the ocean.

Our motto is Xenu helps those who help themselves, to the collection
plate.

Xenu willing, maybe one day my spelling and grammer could degenerate
to the point where I am totally socially dysfuntional, and all I can
ever do is post badly mispelled words in caps, and have no
understanding of
something but constantly post about it. Hopefully I can get there
before the men with butterfly nets can get me.

You know I consider myself a very informed pop culture news trivial pursuit
type person. The kind of person that know a little about allot and I don't
have the faintest idea yet what Scientology is all about.

One thing for sure ,many of the people that join it are
very intelligent creative people.

Does anybody know of any non propaganda
books web sites or whatever that explain what it is about, preferable some
kind of expose type thing?