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Religions > Atheism |
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"H.I.V. Steve" |
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03 Aug 2005 12:46:31 AM |
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I'm Going To Get Me An Attorney |
I'm going to get me an attorney and sue you're *****. Opps I mean your
***** not you're *****, how stupid of me to have made a mistake because I
am such a fast typer and my proofreader said that all the words I wrote
were spelled correctly.
My proof reader is a guy named Joe. Joe lives down the street froom me
and we hang out, I know I spelled from with two o's instead of one and
I'm waiting to be corrected for that.
I am a bad speller I admit it, I spell words rong all the time.
One time I was in my car and I was thinking of words to spell and I
thought of the word exactly as I was taking a write turn. The word was
right, you know like you right something down?
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| User: "nJb" |
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| Title: Re: I'm Going To Get Me An Attorney |
03 Aug 2005 02:07:58 AM |
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H.I.V. Steve wrote:
I'm going to get me an attorney and sue you're *****. Opps I mean your
***** not you're *****, how stupid of me to have made a mistake because I
am such a fast typer and my proofreader said that all the words I wrote
were spelled correctly.
My proof reader is a guy named Joe. Joe lives down the street froom me
and we hang out, I know I spelled from with two o's instead of one and
I'm waiting to be corrected for that.
I am a bad speller I admit it, I spell words rong all the time.
One time I was in my car and I was thinking of words to spell and I
thought of the word exactly as I was taking a write turn. The word was
right, you know like you right something down?
If you're so good try spelling Albuquerque.
--
Jack
Plonked by Native American
bobo1148atxmissiondotcom
http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/xmissionbobo/
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| User: "H.I.V. Steve" |
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| Title: Re: I'm Going To Get Me An Attorney |
03 Aug 2005 02:11:11 AM |
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nJb wrote:
H.I.V. Steve wrote:
I am a bad speller I admit it, I spell words rong all the time.
If you're so good try spelling Albuquerque.
Think Mcfly.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: I'm Going To Get Me An Attorney |
03 Aug 2005 02:18:09 PM |
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nJb wrote:
H.I.V. Steve wrote:
I'm going to get me an attorney and sue you're *****. Opps I mean your
***** not you're *****, how stupid of me to have made a mistake because I
am such a fast typer and my proofreader said that all the words I
wrote were spelled correctly.
My proof reader is a guy named Joe. Joe lives down the street froom
me and we hang out, I know I spelled from with two o's instead of
one and I'm waiting to be corrected for that.
I am a bad speller I admit it, I spell words rong all the time.
One time I was in my car and I was thinking of words to spell and I
thought of the word exactly as I was taking a write turn. The word
was right, you know like you right something down?
If you're so good try spelling Albuquerque.
Or mississississississississississi
Never mind.
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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| Title: Re: I'm Going To Get Me An Attorney |
04 Aug 2005 01:50:57 AM |
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nJb wrote:
If you're so good try spelling Albuquerque.
Alberker...ah...Albacirq...um...Elbowhir...
Aw, fuckit. I'll just go to Ellay instead.
Cheers,
b&
--
BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
All but God can prove this sentence true.
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| User: "Noodles Jefferson" |
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| Title: Re: I'm Going To Get Me An Attorney |
04 Aug 2005 02:55:09 AM |
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In article <1123047991.113597.284910@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
H.I.V. Steve (hiv_steve@yahoo.com) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
I'm going to get me an attorney and sue you're *****. Opps I mean your
***** not you're *****, how stupid of me to have made a mistake because I
am such a fast typer and my proofreader said that all the words I wrote
were spelled correctly.
My proof reader is a guy named Joe. Joe lives down the street froom me
and we hang out, I know I spelled from with two o's instead of one and
I'm waiting to be corrected for that.
I am a bad speller I admit it, I spell words rong all the time.
One time I was in my car and I was thinking of words to spell and I
thought of the word exactly as I was taking a write turn. The word was
right, you know like you right something down?
There is an english teacher crying in her wine glass RIGHT NOW because
of this paragraph.
--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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| Title: Re: I'm Going To Get Me An Attorney |
03 Aug 2005 10:20:49 PM |
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On 2 Aug 2005 22:46:31 -0700, "H.I.V. Steve" <hiv_steve@yahoo.com>
thought hard and wrote:
I'm going to get me an attorney and sue you're *****. Opps I mean your
***** not you're *****, how stupid of me to have made a mistake because I
am such a fast typer and my proofreader said that all the words I wrote
were spelled correctly.
My proof reader is a guy named Joe. Joe lives down the street froom me
and we hang out, I know I spelled from with two o's instead of one and
I'm waiting to be corrected for that.
I am a bad speller I admit it, I spell words rong all the time.
One time I was in my car and I was thinking of words to spell and I
thought of the word exactly as I was taking a write turn. The word was
right, you know like you right something down?
What the ***** is this?
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 17 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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| User: "atomic fireball" |
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| Title: Re: I'm Going To Get Me An Attorney |
03 Aug 2005 01:47:25 AM |
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On 2 Aug 2005 22:46:31 -0700, "H.I.V. Steve" <hiv_steve@yahoo.com>
wrote:
I'm going to get me an attorney and sue you're *****. Opps I mean your
***** not you're *****, how stupid of me to have made a mistake
Next work on "oops"
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| User: "Stoneco864" |
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| Title: Re: I'm Going To Get Me An Attorney |
03 Aug 2005 12:51:11 AM |
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What dose this have to do with Tatanka?
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: I'm Going To Get Me An Attorney |
03 Aug 2005 01:02:01 AM |
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TV's Stoneco864 wrote:
What dose this have to do with Tatanka?
MMMMMM GREAT HONORARY YAPAPI WARRIOR KNOWN AS TATANKA?
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Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
- Maynard James Keenan
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "Diane aka JeWitch" |
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| Title: Re: I'm Going To Get Me An Attorney |
03 Aug 2005 07:06:23 PM |
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Towlie, you are the worst charactor EVER .. that's why I like you ..
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"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:g-WdnZ2dnZ2mBL2VnZ2dnUHAbd-dnZ2dRVn-zJ2dnZ0@centurytel.net...
TV's Stoneco864 wrote:
What dose this have to do with Tatanka?
MMMMMM GREAT HONORARY YAPAPI WARRIOR KNOWN AS TATANKA?
--
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
- Maynard James Keenan
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: I'm Going To Get Me An Attorney |
03 Aug 2005 11:13:25 PM |
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TV's Diane aka JeWitch wrote:
Towlie, you are the worst charactor EVER .. that's why I like you ..
I know.
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Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
- Maynard James Keenan
aa #2133
ap #19
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