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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "nsaifi"
Date: 07 Sep 2005 06:27:30 AM
Object: I'm in search of the GOD !!!
Hi all atheist !
I'm in search of the GOD since last 10 years but could not find Him any
where in the world.
Can you tell me where He's putting in ?
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 09 Sep 2005 09:50:20 AM
"Atheist # 1!" <clubzone@sify.com> wrote in message
news:1126253438.462827.98250@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

Yes ! We all are waiting him ..............GOD !!!!!!! What else ?

Eric Clapton? Is he putting on a concert somewhere?
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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User: "slippery.elm"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 09 Sep 2005 03:44:44 PM
"Atheist # 1!" <clubzone@sify.com> wrote in message
news:1126253438.462827.98250@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

Yes ! We all are waiting him ..............GOD !!!!!!! What else ?

No. He visited you already... I can tell... call it a hunch.
What was it that you lost? Errrrmmm... soul? Oh silly me
There is nothing like that in the first place, right?
Walk in peace, you lost sheep!
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User: "Mark Richardson"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 07 Sep 2005 07:49:36 AM
On 7 Sep 2005 04:27:30 -0700, "nsaifi" <saifi_nizam@yahoo.co.in>
wrote:

Hi all atheist !

Hi!

I'm in search of the GOD since last 10 years but could not find Him any
where in the world.

Can you tell me where He's putting in ?

The strange thing is he is supposedly *everywhere*.
When you (as my American friends say) "go to the bathroom" - he is
there!
Creepy isn't it?
Mark.
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User: "maf1029 ©2001-2008"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 07 Sep 2005 06:42:50 AM
On 7 Sep 2005 04:27:30 -0700, "nsaifi" <saifi_nizam@yahoo.co.in>
wrote:

Hi all atheist !
I'm in search of the GOD since last 10 years but could not find Him any
where in the world.

Can you tell me where He's putting in ?

Don't about God putting in, but the rumor was that God's son was
putting *out* for his 12 boyfriends about 2000 years ago in the
Bethlehem/Jerusalem/Judea region.
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User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 07 Sep 2005 06:49:27 AM
On 7 Sep 2005 04:27:30 -0700, "nsaifi" <saifi_nizam@yahoo.co.in>
wrote:

Hi all atheist !
I'm in search of the GOD since last 10 years but could not find Him any
where in the world.

Can you tell me where He's putting in ?

Yep.
He was last seen in the Florida area, having a bit'o'fun with his
cosmic Barbie House.
.
User: "nsaifi"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 07 Sep 2005 07:21:34 AM
Was His girl Friend with Him?
.
User: "Atheist # 1!"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 09 Sep 2005 02:58:08 AM
No, I think he alone out there ...............
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User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 08 Sep 2005 04:07:12 AM
On 7 Sep 2005 05:21:34 -0700, "nsaifi" <saifi_nizam@yahoo.co.in>
wrote:

Was His girl Friend with Him?

Which one?
He's got all the Valkyries, Hera, Aphrodite, Venus, Oprah, and Xena.
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User: "Atheist # 1!"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 08 Sep 2005 08:33:34 AM
Yes ! I know that a lot of girl friends were with him,
Any thing else???
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User: "Phÿltêr"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 07 Sep 2005 08:50:35 AM
[posted and mailed]
"nsaifi" <saifi_nizam@yahoo.co.in> astounded us with:
news:1126095694.308233.94940@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

Was His girl Friend with Him?


He was gay, does that help? He hung around with 12 guys.....
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Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 08 Sep 2005 04:05:32 AM
On Wed, 07 Sep 2005 13:50:35 GMT, "Phÿltêr" <phylter@hsotmail.com>
wrote:

[posted and mailed]

"nsaifi" <saifi_nizam@yahoo.co.in> astounded us with:
news:1126095694.308233.94940@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

Was His girl Friend with Him?



He was gay, does that help? He hung around with 12 guys.....

You're thinking of his son.
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User: "Liz"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 07 Sep 2005 07:49:15 AM
On 7 Sep 2005 04:27:30 -0700, "nsaifi" <saifi_nizam@yahoo.co.in> in
news message <1126092450.466926.246080@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
wrote:

Hi all atheist !
I'm in search of the GOD since last 10 years but could not find Him any
where in the world.

Can you tell me where He's putting in ?

God® hasn't put in an appearance for some time. I suggest you try
Lint®, the kinder gentler god, and signs of his existence are apparent
every wash day. His advice includes:
"Always wear clean underwear unless you are naked."
and
"Hot water looks just like cold water."
Liz #658 BAAWA
"Lintanetics®" by L<dot> iz
A guide to a cleaner, brighter laundry.
Guaranteed to remove lamb's blood stains.
.
User: "dgillesp"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 07 Sep 2005 08:30:28 AM
Liz wrote:


"Lintanetics®" by L<dot> iz
A guide to a cleaner, brighter laundry.
Guaranteed to remove lamb's blood stains.

Sounds suspiciously like an updated version of Grandma's lye
soap....... "So let us sing right out for 'Lintanetics', good for
everything thing in the home. But the secret is in the scrubbing, it
wouldn't suds and couldn't foam." ;)
--
Denny
"There cannot be a God because, If there were one, I would
not believe that I were not He." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't." - Minny A. Spouse
.
User: "Atheist # 1!"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 08 Sep 2005 04:53:25 AM
Ye s ! He doesn't know anything about the married life as he couldn't
find a life partner to live with and that's why he did that .........
.
User: "dgillesp"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 08 Sep 2005 08:47:06 AM
"Atheist # 1!" wrote:


Ye s ! He doesn't know anything about the married life as he couldn't
find a life partner to live with and that's why he did that .........

Been married to the same woman for 51 years.
--
Denny
"There cannot be a God because, If there were one, I would
not believe that I were not He." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't." - Minny A. Spouse
.


User: "Liz"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 07 Sep 2005 12:23:15 PM
dgillesp wrote:

Liz wrote:


"Lintanetics=AE" by L<dot> iz
A guide to a cleaner, brighter laundry.
Guaranteed to remove lamb's blood stains.


Sounds suspiciously like an updated version of Grandma's lye
soap....... "So let us sing right out for 'Lintanetics', good for
everything thing in the home. But the secret is in the scrubbing, it
wouldn't suds and couldn't foam." ;)

Lint=AE cleans by secret, or should I say mysterious, ingredients, and
unlike prayer, scrubbing actually accomplishes its purpose.
Liz #658
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User: "Atheist # 1!"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 08 Sep 2005 08:52:32 AM
nsaifi wrote:

Hi all atheist !
I'm in search of the GOD since last 10 years but could not find Him any
where in the world.

Can you tell me where He's putting in ?

................
I advise you to stop finding him as he is no more in this world >>> HE
IS DEAD !
.

User: "Richard Smol"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 07 Sep 2005 07:04:08 AM
nsaifi wrote:

Hi all atheist !
I'm in search of the GOD since last 10 years but could not find Him any
where in the world.

Can you tell me where He's putting in ?

Maybe you could ask the one who created *him.
RS
.
User: "Atheist # 1!"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 08 Sep 2005 08:28:23 AM
Can you tell us how He came into existence?
.
User: "caprine_creatures"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 08 Sep 2005 09:27:47 AM
"Atheist # 1!" <clubzone@sify.com> wrote in message
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Can you tell us how He came into existence?

He came to existance when you grasped your first breath...
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 08 Sep 2005 10:21:25 AM
"Atheist # 1!" <clubzone@sify.com> wrote in message
news:1126186103.459943.291690@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

Can you tell us how He came into existence?

He who?
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
.
User: "nsaifi"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 09 Sep 2005 05:09:12 AM
He >YOU !
.



User: "nsaifi"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 07 Sep 2005 07:14:14 AM
Hi
Can you tell me who created him ?
Or he is self created as most of the believer say??
Or he is still trying to create himself???
.
User: "Atheist # 1!"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 08 Sep 2005 08:18:30 AM
He 's still try to get out of ..........you should help come in ........
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 08 Sep 2005 08:51:52 AM
"Atheist # 1!" <clubzone@sify.com> wrote in message
news:1126185510.387844.239330@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

He 's still try to get out of ..........you should help come in ........

Out of curiousity, are you actually replying to someone or just talking to
yourself?
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
.


User: "Richard Smol"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 07 Sep 2005 08:58:27 AM
nsaifi wrote:

Hi
Can you tell me who created him ?

Well, the one who created his creator might know.

Or he is self created as most of the believer say??

Self-created? That doesn't even make sense.

Or he is still trying to create himself???

He likely vanished in a poof of logic.
RS
.


User: "nsaifi"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 07 Sep 2005 07:19:36 AM
Hi !
Cant you tell me who created Him? Or He god to be created by Himself??
Or He's still trying to create His new image in the contemporary
world??? Say what's right !
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 07 Sep 2005 10:54:27 AM
"nsaifi" <saifi_nizam@yahoo.co.in> wrote in message
news:1126095576.471297.81870@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

Hi !
Cant you tell me who created Him? Or He god to be created by Himself??
Or He's still trying to create His new image in the contemporary
world??? Say what's right !

Can you prove he exists?
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
.
User: "flock"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 08 Sep 2005 04:23:32 AM
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message news:3o8gsmF4mk7dU1@individual.net...


"nsaifi" <saifi_nizam@yahoo.co.in> wrote in message
news:1126095576.471297.81870@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

Hi !
Cant you tell me who created Him? Or He god to be created by Himself??
Or He's still trying to create His new image in the contemporary
world??? Say what's right !


Can you prove he exists?

You just did! Nice one...
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: I'm in search of the GOD !!! 08 Sep 2005 05:14:03 AM
"flock" <flock@gmail.com> wrote in message news:4320034d_2@x-privat.org...


"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3o8gsmF4mk7dU1@individual.net...


"nsaifi" <saifi_nizam@yahoo.co.in> wrote in message
news:1126095576.471297.81870@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

Hi !
Cant you tell me who created Him? Or He god to be created by Himself??
Or He's still trying to create His new image in the contemporary
world??? Say what's right !


Can you prove he exists?


You just did! Nice one...

Uh huh. How so?
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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