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"Carl Melander" |
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29 Mar 2005 08:52:01 PM |
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IMAGINE: American Theocracy |
Imagine a moral God fearing nation. Everything is good and well. We've
exorcised all the demons and burned every witch, homosexual and liberal
with-in our borders. We have a strong pious male patriarch named Jesus,
and the only thing on the horizon is the edge of the earth. I'm doing
great because the only rainbow I see is the one God gave as his
convenient. All the meat is well-done and the fruit I eat comes from
the tree and my herb is yielding seed. "Ahhhhhh.... ", I say with as
grin crawls across my face as I complete my six day work week,
"...Isn't life swell".
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Carl Melander (2005)
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: IMAGINE: American Theocracy |
29 Mar 2005 09:06:46 PM |
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"Carl Melander" <Cmelander@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1112129521.016181.213420@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
Imagine a moral God fearing nation. Everything is good and well. We've
exorcised all the demons and burned every witch, homosexual and
liberal with-in our borders. We have a strong pious male patriarch
named Jesus, and the only thing on the horizon is the edge of the
earth. I'm doing great because the only rainbow I see is the one God
gave as his convenient. All the meat is well-done and the fruit I eat
comes from the tree and my herb is yielding seed. "Ahhhhhh.... ", I
say with as grin crawls across my face as I complete my six day work
week, "...Isn't life swell".
Yes, just imagine, the first time you have a minor disagreement with
your neighbor you are denounced as a heretic and hounded for the (very
short) rest of your life. You may not drink, smoke, or eat anything not
approved by The Lord. You can't even *look* at a beautiful woman (or
man) for fear of being accused of "adultery in your heart". Imagine your
daughters being "chosen" to marry a church elder. Imagine the penalty if
you object.
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Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"You know you're over the target when you start receiving flak."
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| User: "Ike" |
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| Title: Re: IMAGINE: American Theocracy |
30 Mar 2005 06:52:50 PM |
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"Fred Stone" <fstone69@earthling.com> wrote in message
news:1112130406.d05b6295332b53c2716f0f97fc281abd@teranews...
"Carl Melander" <Cmelander@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1112129521.016181.213420@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
Imagine a moral God fearing nation. Everything is good and well. We've
exorcised all the demons and burned every witch, homosexual and
liberal with-in our borders. We have a strong pious male patriarch
named Jesus, and the only thing on the horizon is the edge of the
earth. I'm doing great because the only rainbow I see is the one God
gave as his convenient. All the meat is well-done and the fruit I eat
comes from the tree and my herb is yielding seed. "Ahhhhhh.... ", I
say with as grin crawls across my face as I complete my six day work
week, "...Isn't life swell".
Yes, just imagine, the first time you have a minor disagreement with
your neighbor you are denounced as a heretic and hounded for the (very
short) rest of your life. You may not drink, smoke, or eat anything not
approved by The Lord. You can't even *look* at a beautiful woman (or
man) for fear of being accused of "adultery in your heart". Imagine your
daughters being "chosen" to marry a church elder. Imagine the penalty if
you object.
They don't even have to be chosen. The swine will try to seduce them while
they are still virgins.
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: IMAGINE: American Theocracy |
30 Mar 2005 01:36:01 AM |
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"Carl Melander" <Cmelander@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1112129521.016181.213420@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
Imagine a moral God fearing nation.
Self-contradictory!
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Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplin and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the
Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an
utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life
forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches
are a pretty neat idea.
- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Now playing: Earth Story 08
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: IMAGINE: American Theocracy |
29 Mar 2005 09:21:27 PM |
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"Carl Melander" <Cmelander@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1112129521.016181.213420@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
Imagine a moral God fearing nation. Everything is good and well. We've
exorcised all the demons and burned every witch, homosexual and liberal
with-in our borders. We have a strong pious male patriarch named Jesus,
and the only thing on the horizon is the edge of the earth. I'm doing
great because the only rainbow I see is the one God gave as his
convenient. All the meat is well-done and the fruit I eat comes from
the tree and my herb is yielding seed. "Ahhhhhh.... ", I say with as
grin crawls across my face as I complete my six day work week,
"...Isn't life swell".
Parody? I certainly hope so :P
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
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| User: "Carl Melander" |
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| Title: Re: IMAGINE: American Theocracy |
29 Mar 2005 09:27:44 PM |
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Yeah. more like my worst nightmare...
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: IMAGINE: American Theocracy |
29 Mar 2005 09:29:59 PM |
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"Carl Melander" <Cmelander@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1112131664.655103.223910@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Yeah. more like my worst nightmare...
Alrighty then - Just checking :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Rick" |
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| Title: Re: IMAGINE: American Theocracy |
29 Mar 2005 11:47:10 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote in message <3atvlnF6elpv4U1@individual.net>...
"Carl Melander" <Cmelander@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1112131664.655103.223910@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Yeah. more like my worst nightmare...
Alrighty then - Just checking :)
And folks here think theists are gullible.
- Rick
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: IMAGINE: American Theocracy |
30 Mar 2005 02:29:17 PM |
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"Rick" <Npl1O_SalphaP_AgeekM@juno.com> wrote in message
news:3au7odF6d24lvU1@individual.net...
Robibnikoff wrote in message <3atvlnF6elpv4U1@individual.net>...
"Carl Melander" <Cmelander@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1112131664.655103.223910@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Yeah. more like my worst nightmare...
Alrighty then - Just checking :)
And folks here think theists are gullible.
Har dee har har ;P
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: IMAGINE: American Theocracy |
31 Mar 2005 05:57:10 PM |
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Rick wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote in message <3atvlnF6elpv4U1@individual.net>...
"Carl Melander" <Cmelander@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1112131664.655103.223910@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Yeah. more like my worst nightmare...
Alrighty then - Just checking :)
And folks here think theists are gullible.
Atheists aren't gulliable. Did you miss the one about the guy suing
David Copperfield claiming that he stole the guy's god powers? With so
many theists like that it's no wonder if some of us miss a parody now
and then.
jwk
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: IMAGINE: American Theocracy |
30 Mar 2005 07:08:22 AM |
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In article <1112129521.016181.213420@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
"Carl Melander" <Cmelander@gmail.com> wrote:
Imagine a moral God fearing nation. Everything is good and well. We've
exorcised all the demons and burned every witch, homosexual and liberal
with-in our borders. We have a strong pious male patriarch named Jesus,
and the only thing on the horizon is the edge of the earth. I'm doing
great because the only rainbow I see is the one God gave as his
convenient. All the meat is well-done and the fruit I eat comes from
the tree and my herb is yielding seed. "Ahhhhhh.... ", I say with as
grin crawls across my face as I complete my six day work week,
"...Isn't life swell".
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Carl Melander (2005)
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Creepy, that's what it is.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Carl Melander" |
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| Title: Re: IMAGINE: American Theocracy |
30 Mar 2005 02:28:06 PM |
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Every Christian, of whom I'm familiar, at least -desires- everyone in
the world to become a Christian. I have to wonder, if God WAS to grant
every Christian's wish, what would the world be like?
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: IMAGINE: American Theocracy |
31 Mar 2005 06:55:25 AM |
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In article <1112192886.218040.318910@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"Carl Melander" <Cmelander@gmail.com> wrote:
Every Christian, of whom I'm familiar, at least -desires- everyone in
the world to become a Christian. I have to wonder, if God WAS to grant
every Christian's wish, what would the world be like?
Hell.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: IMAGINE: American Theocracy |
30 Mar 2005 03:20:43 AM |
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On 29 Mar 2005 12:52:01 -0800 the ET form known as Carl
Melander<Cmelander@gmail.com> sent a radio signal across the vast
expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
Imagine a moral God fearing nation. Everything is good and well. We've
exorcised all the demons and burned every witch, homosexual and liberal
with-in our borders. We have a strong pious male patriarch named Jesus,
and the only thing on the horizon is the edge of the earth. I'm doing
great because the only rainbow I see is the one God gave as his
convenient. All the meat is well-done and the fruit I eat comes from
the tree and my herb is yielding seed. "Ahhhhhh.... ", I say with as
grin crawls across my face as I complete my six day work week,
"...Isn't life swell".
_________________________
Carl Melander (2005)
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In the absence of enemies fundys would turn on each other. They NEED
an evil other and will find such no matter what. Note to self: Heaven
might not be such a peaceful place. Must strive to be disqualified for
entry :-)
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epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell.
-Mencken
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