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01 Aug 2004 06:41:46 PM |
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Important news |
I have just have my Dr. Samuel Johnson peirced by a playful kitten
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Important news |
02 Aug 2004 01:13:00 AM |
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On 1 Aug 2004 16:41:46 -0700 in alt.atheism, Iain
(iain_inkster@hotmail.com (Iain)) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
I have just have my Dr. Samuel Johnson peirced by a playful kitten
and how precisely did you manage that?
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| User: "Iain" |
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| Title: Re: Important news |
03 Aug 2004 09:08:53 AM |
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Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message news:<mqmrg0dcqmtofgtmra1fcjhjv2gobv45md@4ax.com>...
On 1 Aug 2004 16:41:46 -0700 in alt.atheism, Iain
(iain_inkster@hotmail.com (Iain)) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
I have just have my Dr. Samuel Johnson peirced by a playful kitten
and how precisely did you manage that?
Thin boxer-shorts.
Iain
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| User: "Eric Pepke" |
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| Title: Re: Important news |
02 Aug 2004 06:57:08 AM |
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(Iain) wrote in message news:<6feb9a89.0408011541.564a7ad5@posting.google.com>...
I have just have my Dr. Samuel Johnson peirced by a playful kitten
Ouch.
A great lesson I once learned when I was 12. Do not operate a
soldering iron while wearing pyjamas with a button fly.
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: Important news |
02 Aug 2004 07:46:25 AM |
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"Eric Pepke" <epepke@acm.org> wrote
A great lesson I once learned when I was 12. Do
not operate a soldering iron while wearing pyjamas
with a button fly.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. May contain small parts.
Not suitable for children under 3. For external use only.
Contents under pressure. Objects in mirror are closer than
they appear. May be harmful or fatal if swallowed. May
cause drowsiness.
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| User: "Puck Greenman" |
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| Title: Re: Important news |
02 Aug 2004 03:56:37 PM |
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On Mon, 2 Aug 2004 08:46:25 -0400, "JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> with
calm deliberation, and malace aforethought, wrote:
"Eric Pepke" <epepke@acm.org> wrote
A great lesson I once learned when I was 12. Do
not operate a soldering iron while wearing pyjamas
with a button fly.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. May contain small parts.
Not suitable for children under 3. For external use only.
Contents under pressure. Objects in mirror are closer than
they appear. May be harmful or fatal if swallowed. May
cause drowsiness.
When changing a two month old baby boy's nappy, do not assume that
because he has just wet the nappy, that he has finished peeing.
....And don't think that because he didn't get you the first time, that
you are out of range.
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Puck Greenman
#162
BAAWA Knight.
Blesed is the self righteous xtian,
for his is the sure and certain knowledge
that no matter what load of tripe he
comes out with:
God told him to say it.
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| User: "John Popelish" |
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| Title: Re: Important news |
02 Aug 2004 08:06:09 PM |
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Puck Greenman wrote:
When changing a two month old baby boy's nappy, do not assume that
because he has just wet the nappy, that he has finished peeing.
...And don't think that because he didn't get you the first time, that
you are out of range.
.... some men's first feeling of achievement.
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John Popelish
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Important news |
29 Aug 2004 09:46:18 PM |
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"Eric Pepke" <epepke@acm.org> wrote in message
news:ef37f531.0408020357.245d9ffd@posting.google.com...
iain_inkster@hotmail.com (Iain) wrote in message
news:<6feb9a89.0408011541.564a7ad5@posting.google.com>...
I have just have my Dr. Samuel Johnson peirced by a playful kitten
Ouch.
A great lesson I once learned when I was 12. Do not operate a
soldering iron while wearing pyjamas with a button fly.
Yikes! Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope........
Another lesson I learned in my early 30s. Do not, I repeat do NOT, deep fry
ANYTHING while wearing a two-piece bathing suit.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Important news |
29 Aug 2004 10:53:31 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:
"Eric Pepke" <epepke@acm.org> wrote in message
news:ef37f531.0408020357.245d9ffd@posting.google.com...
iain_inkster@hotmail.com (Iain) wrote in message
news:<6feb9a89.0408011541.564a7ad5@posting.google.com>...
I have just have my Dr. Samuel Johnson peirced by a playful kitten
Ouch.
A great lesson I once learned when I was 12. Do not operate a
soldering iron while wearing pyjamas with a button fly.
Yikes! Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope........
Another lesson I learned in my early 30s. Do not, I repeat do NOT,
deep fry ANYTHING while wearing a two-piece bathing suit.
Or operate a chainsaw in the nude...
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to
be as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Important news |
31 Aug 2004 03:32:02 AM |
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On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 22:53:31 -0500, Vic Sagerquist wrote
(in article <Xns9554D4B8AFD50vicman@204.127.204.17>):
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:
"Eric Pepke" <epepke@acm.org> wrote in message
news:ef37f531.0408020357.245d9ffd@posting.google.com...
iain_inkster@hotmail.com (Iain) wrote in message
news:<6feb9a89.0408011541.564a7ad5@posting.google.com>...
I have just have my Dr. Samuel Johnson peirced by a playful kitten
Ouch.
A great lesson I once learned when I was 12. Do not operate a
soldering iron while wearing pyjamas with a button fly.
Yikes! Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope........
Another lesson I learned in my early 30s. Do not, I repeat do NOT,
deep fry ANYTHING while wearing a two-piece bathing suit.
Or operate a chainsaw in the nude...
Having seen one kick back into the face of the person operating one years
ago, I don't operate chainsaws at all.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"(St. Paul)... preached holy acrimony, which is another
name for marriage."-12/31/95 issue of National Review
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Important news |
01 Sep 2004 07:56:01 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Harry F. Leopold:
On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 22:53:31 -0500, Vic Sagerquist wrote
(in article <Xns9554D4B8AFD50vicman@204.127.204.17>):
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:
Another lesson I learned in my early 30s. Do not, I repeat do NOT,
deep fry ANYTHING while wearing a two-piece bathing suit.
Or operate a chainsaw in the nude...
Having seen one kick back into the face of the person operating one
years ago, I don't operate chainsaws at all.
Thaaaaat's gotta hurt...
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to
be as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Important news |
02 Sep 2004 10:38:07 AM |
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On Wed, 1 Sep 2004 19:56:01 -0500, Vic Sagerquist wrote
(in article <Xns9557B6A1B20D6vicman@216.148.227.77>):
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Harry F. Leopold:
On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 22:53:31 -0500, Vic Sagerquist wrote
(in article <Xns9554D4B8AFD50vicman@204.127.204.17>):
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:
Another lesson I learned in my early 30s. Do not, I repeat do NOT,
deep fry ANYTHING while wearing a two-piece bathing suit.
Or operate a chainsaw in the nude...
Having seen one kick back into the face of the person operating one
years ago, I don't operate chainsaws at all.
Thaaaaat's gotta hurt...
It did. It also hurt having to try and get him to the hospital, both my dad
and I were bigger than he was, yet it took both of us to handle him. He ended
up with one hell of a scar from above the left eye to below the right eye,
crossing the bridge of the nose.
But as he said, at least he hadn't been pretty before the accident either.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"We've upped our standards, up yours."-EAC Department of Literary
Standards-Desdinova
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: Important news |
01 Aug 2004 07:01:23 PM |
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(Iain) wrote in news:6feb9a89.0408011541.564a7ad5
@posting.google.com:
I have just have my Dr. Samuel Johnson peirced by a playful kitten
I usually dangle a piece of string for kittens to play with!
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Enkidu aa 2165
Now playing: Waifs - Flesh and Blood
American Military Deaths in Iraq
http://antiwar.com/casualties/
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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| Title: Re: Important news |
01 Aug 2004 09:31:27 PM |
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Iain <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote:
I have just have my Dr. Samuel Johnson peirced by a playful kitten
Hey, I bought a sisal post for my cats, but if you're looking to save a
few bucks...
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Important news |
01 Aug 2004 07:02:01 PM |
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Iain wrote:
I have just have my Dr. Samuel Johnson peirced by a playful kitten
Usually it's the other way around...
(If Earl needs help I'll explain it.)
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