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"Eris" |
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14 May 2004 06:30:23 PM |
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Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
--Remove Pi from email.
It was like that when I found it.
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| User: "Patrick" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
14 May 2004 06:36:52 PM |
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"Eris" <vithant01PI@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:6glaa01p776esnl83r6h2n6bb6g5a9lum5@4ax.com...
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
i would imagine it was a subtle slap at the Catholics then.
--Remove Pi from email.
It was like that when I found it.
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| User: "Clayton Cant Find His Left Sock" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
14 May 2004 07:22:38 PM |
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"Eris" <vithant01PI@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:6glaa01p776esnl83r6h2n6bb6g5a9lum5@4ax.com...
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
The concept of God is too small for the universe!
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
15 May 2004 03:03:03 PM |
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I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
It's Christian Supremacist ideology. They believe that the Christian God is the
same god that all other religious worship, no matter what their form. It's like
saying, "No matter what religion you are, we are all Christians."
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking, which
leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy." - Robert Anton
Wilson
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
16 May 2004 10:22:18 AM |
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On Sat, 15 May 2004 20:03:03 +0000 in episode
<20040515160303.29140.00001507@mb-m13.aol.com> we saw our hero
forlornh@aol.complicated (Lord Calvert):
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
It's Christian Supremacist ideology. They believe that the Christian God
is the same god that all other religious worship, no matter what their
form. It's like saying, "No matter what religion you are, we are all
Christians."
Jesus of the Borg?
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "Beowulf" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
17 May 2004 10:32:49 AM |
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On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:30:23 -0400, Eris <vithant01PI@comcast.net>
ejaculated:
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
Reminds me of a church sign yesterday on a Lutheran church in Charles
Town (aka Redneck Central):
"Some nations may try to abolish god, but fortunately god is
tolerant."
The stupidity these retards can compound into a single sentence is
truly magnificient.
--
What do you get when you multiply 6 by 9?
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
17 May 2004 11:27:04 AM |
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In article <1mmha05cj72gi584t22m2pvqsjtsa4rcuu@4ax.com>, Beowulf says...
On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:30:23 -0400, Eris <vithant01PI@comcast.net>
ejaculated:
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
Reminds me of a church sign yesterday on a Lutheran church in Charles
Town (aka Redneck Central):
"Some nations may try to abolish god, but fortunately god is
tolerant."
The stupidity these retards can compound into a single sentence is
truly magnificient.
Ack, you ain't kidding.
They've recently changed it, but there was this one that bothered me for weeks:
"God created you for HIS purposes".
So, then I guess god really DID want Hitler to try to wipe out all the Jews.
That was his purpose, right?
Arrrgh ;p
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
18 May 2004 08:51:10 AM |
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On Mon, 17 May 2004 16:27:04 +0000 in episode
<sJ5qc.3544$H4.158@www.newsranger.com> we saw our hero Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com>:
In article <1mmha05cj72gi584t22m2pvqsjtsa4rcuu@4ax.com>, Beowulf says...
On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:30:23 -0400, Eris <vithant01PI@comcast.net>
ejaculated:
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
Reminds me of a church sign yesterday on a Lutheran church in Charles
Town (aka Redneck Central):
"Some nations may try to abolish god, but fortunately god is tolerant."
The stupidity these retards can compound into a single sentence is truly
magnificient.
Ack, you ain't kidding.
They've recently changed it, but there was this one that bothered me for
weeks:
"God created you for HIS purposes".
Kinky...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
18 May 2004 11:42:19 AM |
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In article <pan.2004.05.18.13.51.09.591505@hoo.com-amikchi>, Mark K. Bilbo
says...
On Mon, 17 May 2004 16:27:04 +0000 in episode
<sJ5qc.3544$H4.158@www.newsranger.com> we saw our hero Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com>:
In article <1mmha05cj72gi584t22m2pvqsjtsa4rcuu@4ax.com>, Beowulf says...
On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:30:23 -0400, Eris <vithant01PI@comcast.net>
ejaculated:
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
Reminds me of a church sign yesterday on a Lutheran church in Charles
Town (aka Redneck Central):
"Some nations may try to abolish god, but fortunately god is tolerant."
The stupidity these retards can compound into a single sentence is truly
magnificient.
Ack, you ain't kidding.
They've recently changed it, but there was this one that bothered me for
weeks:
"God created you for HIS purposes".
Kinky...
I like the way you think ;)
And if you want an incomprehensible church sign, I passed one this morning that
read "If you don't witness you did".
Um.....what?
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
18 May 2004 02:36:09 PM |
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On Tue, 18 May 2004 16:42:19 +0000 in episode
<L1rqc.3619$H4.55@www.newsranger.com> we saw our hero Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com>:
In article <pan.2004.05.18.13.51.09.591505@hoo.com-amikchi>, Mark K. Bilbo
says...
On Mon, 17 May 2004 16:27:04 +0000 in episode
<sJ5qc.3544$H4.158@www.newsranger.com> we saw our hero Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com>:
In article <1mmha05cj72gi584t22m2pvqsjtsa4rcuu@4ax.com>, Beowulf
says...
On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:30:23 -0400, Eris <vithant01PI@comcast.net>
ejaculated:
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
Reminds me of a church sign yesterday on a Lutheran church in Charles
Town (aka Redneck Central):
"Some nations may try to abolish god, but fortunately god is tolerant."
The stupidity these retards can compound into a single sentence is
truly magnificient.
Ack, you ain't kidding.
They've recently changed it, but there was this one that bothered me
for weeks:
"God created you for HIS purposes".
Kinky...
I like the way you think ;)
And if you want an incomprehensible church sign, I passed one this morning
that read "If you don't witness you did".
Um.....what?
Maybe it's a Zen thing.
(No, wait...)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
19 May 2004 10:19:49 AM |
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On Tue, 18 May 2004 16:42:19 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>,
Message ID: <L1rqc.3619$H4.55@www.newsranger.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
In article <pan.2004.05.18.13.51.09.591505@hoo.com-amikchi>, Mark K. Bilbo
says...
On Mon, 17 May 2004 16:27:04 +0000 in episode
<sJ5qc.3544$H4.158@www.newsranger.com> we saw our hero Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com>:
In article <1mmha05cj72gi584t22m2pvqsjtsa4rcuu@4ax.com>, Beowulf says...
On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:30:23 -0400, Eris <vithant01PI@comcast.net>
ejaculated:
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
Reminds me of a church sign yesterday on a Lutheran church in Charles
Town (aka Redneck Central):
"Some nations may try to abolish god, but fortunately god is tolerant."
The stupidity these retards can compound into a single sentence is truly
magnificient.
Ack, you ain't kidding.
They've recently changed it, but there was this one that bothered me for
weeks:
"God created you for HIS purposes".
Kinky...
I like the way you think ;)
And if you want an incomprehensible church sign, I passed one this morning that
read "If you don't witness you did".
Um.....what?
The lack of an action is an action.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
18 May 2004 09:20:39 PM |
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In article <pan.2004.05.18.13.51.09.591505@hoo.com-amikchi>, y@hoo.com-
amikchi says...
On Mon, 17 May 2004 16:27:04 +0000 in episode
<sJ5qc.3544$H4.158@www.newsranger.com> we saw our hero Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com>:
In article <1mmha05cj72gi584t22m2pvqsjtsa4rcuu@4ax.com>, Beowulf says...
On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:30:23 -0400, Eris <vithant01PI@comcast.net>
ejaculated:
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
Reminds me of a church sign yesterday on a Lutheran church in Charles
Town (aka Redneck Central):
"Some nations may try to abolish god, but fortunately god is tolerant."
The stupidity these retards can compound into a single sentence is truly
magnificient.
Ack, you ain't kidding.
They've recently changed it, but there was this one that bothered me for
weeks:
"God created you for HIS purposes".
Kinky...
I saw an atheist sticker today . . . "Don't pray in my school and I
won't think in your church."
--
Enkidu - AA# 2165
"Today is a fine day for reality . . ."
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
19 May 2004 08:42:14 AM |
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On Tue, 18 May 2004 19:20:39 -0700 in episode
<MPG.1b14644f95c74a6498975b@news.west.cox.net> we saw our hero Enkidu
<enkidu@leaddogs.org>:
In article <pan.2004.05.18.13.51.09.591505@hoo.com-amikchi>, y@hoo.com-
amikchi says...
On Mon, 17 May 2004 16:27:04 +0000 in episode
<sJ5qc.3544$H4.158@www.newsranger.com> we saw our hero Robibnikoff
<nospam@newsranger.com>:
In article <1mmha05cj72gi584t22m2pvqsjtsa4rcuu@4ax.com>, Beowulf
says...
On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:30:23 -0400, Eris <vithant01PI@comcast.net>
ejaculated:
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in
nature.
Reminds me of a church sign yesterday on a Lutheran church in Charles
Town (aka Redneck Central):
"Some nations may try to abolish god, but fortunately god is
tolerant."
The stupidity these retards can compound into a single sentence is
truly magnificient.
Ack, you ain't kidding.
They've recently changed it, but there was this one that bothered me
for weeks:
"God created you for HIS purposes".
Kinky...
I saw an atheist sticker today . . . "Don't pray in my school and I won't
think in your church."
Well, nobody else indulges in that terrible "thinking" in their church so...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Finally, we're reaching true equality in our schools.
NOBODY is getting an education...
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| User: "Beowulf" |
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| Title: Re: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
17 May 2004 12:13:15 PM |
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On Mon, 17 May 2004 16:27:04 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
ejaculated:
In article <1mmha05cj72gi584t22m2pvqsjtsa4rcuu@4ax.com>, Beowulf says...
On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:30:23 -0400, Eris <vithant01PI@comcast.net>
ejaculated:
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
Reminds me of a church sign yesterday on a Lutheran church in Charles
Town (aka Redneck Central):
"Some nations may try to abolish god, but fortunately god is
tolerant."
The stupidity these retards can compound into a single sentence is
truly magnificient.
Ack, you ain't kidding.
They've recently changed it, but there was this one that bothered me for weeks:
"God created you for HIS purposes".
So, then I guess god really DID want Hitler to try to wipe out all the Jews.
That was his purpose, right?
Arrrgh ;p
That's wonderful. So I'm god's sex toy. That explains why my life is
so shitty...god keeps shoving me up his ***** using me as a butt plug.
--
Our eyes may deceive us but our god never will.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
18 May 2004 10:32:32 AM |
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On Mon, 17 May 2004 16:27:04 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>,
Message ID: <sJ5qc.3544$H4.158@www.newsranger.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
In article <1mmha05cj72gi584t22m2pvqsjtsa4rcuu@4ax.com>, Beowulf says...
On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:30:23 -0400, Eris <vithant01PI@comcast.net>
ejaculated:
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
Reminds me of a church sign yesterday on a Lutheran church in Charles
Town (aka Redneck Central):
"Some nations may try to abolish god, but fortunately god is
tolerant."
The stupidity these retards can compound into a single sentence is
truly magnificient.
Ack, you ain't kidding.
They've recently changed it, but there was this one that bothered me for weeks:
"God created you for HIS purposes".
So, then I guess god really DID want Hitler to try to wipe out all the Jews.
That was his purpose, right?
Must be as the clergy has the 'hot line' to the 'top.'
Arrrgh ;p
Christian love-at its best...
(rolls eyes)
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
18 May 2004 10:31:14 AM |
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On Mon, 17 May 2004 11:32:49 -0400, Beowulf
<beowulf_is_not_here@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<1mmha05cj72gi584t22m2pvqsjtsa4rcuu@4ax.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:30:23 -0400, Eris <vithant01PI@comcast.net>
ejaculated:
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
Reminds me of a church sign yesterday on a Lutheran church in Charles
Town (aka Redneck Central):
"Some nations may try to abolish god, but fortunately god is
tolerant."
The stupidity these retards can compound into a single sentence is
truly magnificient.
Mindboggling.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
01 Aug 2004 11:55:35 PM |
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On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:30:23 -0400, Eris <vithant01PI@comcast.net>
wrote:
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
all of the rest of the stickers on the SUV where Christian in nature.
--Remove Pi from email.
It was like that when I found it.
It's obvious that the tide of obesity has reached heaven.
I guess that's what you get when you make all the loaves, fishes and
wine you'd ever want!
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
02 Aug 2004 11:33:48 AM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:30:23 -0400, Eris <vithant01PI@comcast.net>
wrote:
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
< snip >
It's obvious that the tide of obesity has reached heaven.
Well, sure. God is an American, after all!
< snip >
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Incomprehensible religious bumper sticker |
02 Aug 2004 11:35:38 AM |
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On Mon, 02 Aug 2004 11:33:48 -0500 in alt.atheism, Tukla Ratte (Tukla
Ratte <tukla_ratte@tukla.net>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
Michael Gray wrote:
On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:30:23 -0400, Eris <vithant01PI@comcast.net>
wrote:
I saw a bumper sticker today that Said
"The Lord is too big for one religion"
< snip >
It's obvious that the tide of obesity has reached heaven.
Well, sure. God is an American, after all!
Heh. Nonsense. It will be recalled that God speaks English, which
rules out that view!
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- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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