| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Max Mustermann" |
| Date: |
20 Sep 2004 05:48:15 AM |
| Object: |
Inequities of sin |
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
.
|
|
| User: "kathryn" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 09:21:04 AM |
|
|
"Max Mustermann" <anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote in message
news:30133f7f5fa167b3f86f5a60b59da6d5@remail.amessage.info...
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
You're going to hell for bad spelling
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Robibnikoff" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 06:41:54 AM |
|
|
"Max Mustermann" <anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote in message
news:30133f7f5fa167b3f86f5a60b59da6d5@remail.amessage.info...
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Alright! Who left the door to the looney bin open this time?!?
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
|
|
|
| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 10:36:10 AM |
|
|
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 07:41:54 -0400 in episode
<2r7u01F157bhbU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:
"Max Mustermann" <anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote in message
news:30133f7f5fa167b3f86f5a60b59da6d5@remail.amessage.info...
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Alright! Who left the door to the looney bin open this time?!?
I thought you closed it?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
.
|
|
|
| User: "Robibnikoff" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 10:42:05 AM |
|
|
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ePWdnenwg-x0ZdPcRVn-oQ@megapath.net...
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 07:41:54 -0400 in episode
<2r7u01F157bhbU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:
"Max Mustermann" <anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote in message
news:30133f7f5fa167b3f86f5a60b59da6d5@remail.amessage.info...
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Alright! Who left the door to the looney bin open this time?!?
I thought you closed it?
And locked it as well, for all the good it did!
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
|
|
|
| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 10:50:40 AM |
|
|
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 11:42:05 -0400 in episode
<2r8c2bF175fprU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ePWdnenwg-x0ZdPcRVn-oQ@megapath.net...
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 07:41:54 -0400 in episode
<2r7u01F157bhbU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:
"Max Mustermann" <anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote in message
news:30133f7f5fa167b3f86f5a60b59da6d5@remail.amessage.info...
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb,
Jesus Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Alright! Who left the door to the looney bin open this time?!?
I thought you closed it?
And locked it as well, for all the good it did!
Uh oh, somebody in the bin pried it open with a trollbar...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
.
|
|
|
| User: "Puck Greenman" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 07:44:25 PM |
|
|
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 10:50:40 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 11:42:05 -0400 in episode
<2r8c2bF175fprU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ePWdnenwg-x0ZdPcRVn-oQ@megapath.net...
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 07:41:54 -0400 in episode
<2r7u01F157bhbU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:
"Max Mustermann" <anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote in message
news:30133f7f5fa167b3f86f5a60b59da6d5@remail.amessage.info...
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb,
Jesus Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Alright! Who left the door to the looney bin open this time?!?
I thought you closed it?
And locked it as well, for all the good it did!
Uh oh, somebody in the bin pried it open with a trollbar...
I knew a Bridge Evening, was a bad idea.
--
Puck Greenman
#162
BAAWA Knight.
Blesed is the self righteous xtian,
for his is the sure and certain knowledge
that no matter what load of tripe he
comes out with:
God told him to say it.
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Josef Balluch" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 07:13:01 PM |
|
|
In a message sent 'round the world, Max Mustermann poured fuel on the
fire with the following:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ.
Well, what can you expect? Christ was a carpenter, not a mathematician.
Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Fortunately for you, illiteracy is not a sin.
Regards,
Josef
Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.
-- Iara Gassen
.
|
|
|
| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
21 Sep 2004 07:57:00 AM |
|
|
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 20:13:01 -0400 in episode
<MPG.1bb93c14e27cda329898c2@206.172.150.13> we saw our hero Josef Balluch
<josef.balluch@sympatico.can>:
In a message sent 'round the world, Max Mustermann poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ.
Well, what can you expect? Christ was a carpenter, not a mathematician.
Well, without math, he couldn't have been a good one...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "*nemo*" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 08:44:04 PM |
|
|
In article <30133f7f5fa167b3f86f5a60b59da6d5@remail.amessage.info>,
Max Mustermann <anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Fucketh off, Trollus Maximus.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Iain" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 09:32:57 AM |
|
|
Max Mustermann <anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote in message news:<30133f7f5fa167b3f86f5a60b59da6d5@remail.amessage.info>...
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
I don't remember any divine, accusive, sighten lamb blood in The Bible.
~Iain
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Jez" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 12:44:00 PM |
|
|
Max Mustermann wrote:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
No. *****.
--
Jez
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
Skype callto://hellward
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 10:35:48 AM |
|
|
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:48:15 +0200 in episode
<30133f7f5fa167b3f86f5a60b59da6d5@remail.amessage.info> we saw our hero
Max Mustermann <anonymous@remail.amessage.info>:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Oh dear, Elizabethan English... sorta.
We are undone... undoneth?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
.
|
|
|
| User: "JPG" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 11:01:07 AM |
|
|
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 10:35:48 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster>
wrote:
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:48:15 +0200 in episode
<30133f7f5fa167b3f86f5a60b59da6d5@remail.amessage.info> we saw our hero
Max Mustermann <anonymous@remail.amessage.info>:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Oh dear, Elizabethan English... sorta.
We are undone... undoneth?
Forsooth, thou art doomed, knave.
I had lamb yesterday, with mint sauce, brussels sprouts and roast potatoes -
didn't see any eyes in the blood, though.
JPG
.
|
|
|
| User: "Callipygian Nullifidian" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 01:06:05 PM |
|
|
"JPG" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:igvtk0h2u5u8i541mri64kjjvnc4d3uhj6@4ax.com...
: On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 10:35:48 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster>
: wrote:
:
: >On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:48:15 +0200 in episode
: ><30133f7f5fa167b3f86f5a60b59da6d5@remail.amessage.info> we saw our
hero
: >Max Mustermann <anonymous@remail.amessage.info>:
: >
: >> All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the
Lamb, Jesus
: >> Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
: >
: >Oh dear, Elizabethan English... sorta.
: >
: >We are undone... undoneth?
:
: Forsooth, thou art doomed, knave.
:
: I had lamb yesterday, with mint sauce, brussels sprouts and roast
potatoes -
: didn't see any eyes in the blood, though.
It's funny, all the good parts are kept out of the stores...I can't
even get them at the University's Meat Sciences Lab shop. That
reminds me, I need to go buy more lamb there tomorrow.
MMMmmmmmm....lamburgers!
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 01:38:06 PM |
|
|
on 20 Sep 2004 in alt.atheism, JPG dropped trou, farted, then shouted:
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 10:35:48 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:48:15 +0200 in episode
<30133f7f5fa167b3f86f5a60b59da6d5@remail.amessage.info> we saw our
hero Max Mustermann <anonymous@remail.amessage.info>:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb,
Jesus Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Oh dear, Elizabethan English... sorta.
We are undone... undoneth?
Forsooth, thou art doomed, knave.
I had lamb yesterday, with mint sauce, brussels sprouts and roast
potatoes - didn't see any eyes in the blood, though.
JPG
I had flesh of cow, myself. With roots and beer.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
.
|
|
|
| User: "Robibnikoff" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 04:59:14 PM |
|
|
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns956A766A18C69vicman@127.0.0.1...
on 20 Sep 2004 in alt.atheism, JPG dropped trou, farted, then shouted:
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 10:35:48 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:48:15 +0200 in episode
<30133f7f5fa167b3f86f5a60b59da6d5@remail.amessage.info> we saw our
hero Max Mustermann <anonymous@remail.amessage.info>:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb,
Jesus Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Oh dear, Elizabethan English... sorta.
We are undone... undoneth?
Forsooth, thou art doomed, knave.
I had lamb yesterday, with mint sauce, brussels sprouts and roast
potatoes - didn't see any eyes in the blood, though.
JPG
I had flesh of cow, myself. With roots and beer.
I had the husband's special home-made French onion soup with a glass of
merlot :)
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
|
|
|
| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 07:13:57 PM |
|
|
on 20 Sep 2004 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff dropped trou, farted, then
shouted:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns956A766A18C69vicman@127.0.0.1...
on 20 Sep 2004 in alt.atheism, JPG dropped trou, farted, then shouted:
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 10:35:48 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:48:15 +0200 in episode
<30133f7f5fa167b3f86f5a60b59da6d5@remail.amessage.info> we saw our
hero Max Mustermann <anonymous@remail.amessage.info>:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb,
Jesus Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Oh dear, Elizabethan English... sorta.
We are undone... undoneth?
Forsooth, thou art doomed, knave.
I had lamb yesterday, with mint sauce, brussels sprouts and roast
potatoes - didn't see any eyes in the blood, though.
JPG
I had flesh of cow, myself. With roots and beer.
I had the husband's special home-made French onion soup with a glass of
merlot :)
Nononono! Mead!
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 06:09:44 PM |
|
|
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:48:15 +0200, Max Mustermann
<anonymous@remail.amessage.info> thought hard and said:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
People with good senses of humor should be able to tell that this post
is a parody. Or at least I hope they should.
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
.
|
|
|
| User: "*nemo*" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 08:45:52 PM |
|
|
In article <jmouk0h8uvjuaj63ac38hds8s02ru4k3hd@4ax.com>,
Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:48:15 +0200, Max Mustermann
<anonymous@remail.amessage.info> thought hard and said:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
People with good senses of humor should be able to tell that this post
is a parody. Or at least I hope they should.
IMO, even being a parody, it's lame and dull, making "Max" an irritant.
There's nothing like a good parody. And that was *nothing* like a good
parody.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
.
|
|
|
| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 10:12:44 PM |
|
|
On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:45:52 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> thought hard and said:
In article <jmouk0h8uvjuaj63ac38hds8s02ru4k3hd@4ax.com>,
Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:48:15 +0200, Max Mustermann
<anonymous@remail.amessage.info> thought hard and said:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
People with good senses of humor should be able to tell that this post
is a parody. Or at least I hope they should.
IMO, even being a parody, it's lame and dull, making "Max" an irritant.
There's nothing like a good parody. And that was *nothing* like a good
parody.
Meh, I liked it. Subtle humor.
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Geoff" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
23 Sep 2004 09:36:31 PM |
|
|
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:s07vk0prcm2fmgqsvob4ils9k6u0p0iokr@4ax.com...
On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:45:52 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> thought hard and said:
In article <jmouk0h8uvjuaj63ac38hds8s02ru4k3hd@4ax.com>,
Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:48:15 +0200, Max Mustermann
<anonymous@remail.amessage.info> thought hard and said:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb,
Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
People with good senses of humor should be able to tell that this post
is a parody. Or at least I hope they should.
IMO, even being a parody, it's lame and dull, making "Max" an irritant.
There's nothing like a good parody. And that was *nothing* like a good
parody.
Meh, I liked it. Subtle humor.
Subtle to dullards.
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 07:24:25 AM |
|
|
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:48:15 +0200, Max Mustermann
<anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
***** and die, moron.
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "raven1" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 04:02:19 PM |
|
|
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:48:15 +0200, Max Mustermann
<anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Bite me.
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "John Baker" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 03:33:08 PM |
|
|
On Mon, 20 Sep 2004 12:48:15 +0200, Max Mustermann
<anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Feareth this, asswipe.
<plonk>
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
|
| Title: Re: Inequities of sin |
20 Sep 2004 09:48:13 AM |
|
|
on 20 Sep 2004 in alt.atheism, Max Mustermann dropped trou, farted, then
shouted:
All transgressions are equal in the eyes of the blood of the Lamb, Jesus
Christ. Feareth him or payeth concequential consequences.
Do you always speak with a lisp?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
.
|
|
|
|
|
Related Articles |
|
|
