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"Jehovah Jirah" |
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12 May 2007 08:08:43 PM |
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Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to cause
pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very good at
liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death. The tapeworm
has hooks that allow it to attach to the walls of the intestine and remain
there as a parasite. The Plasmodium vivax protozoan lives in the Anopheles
mosquito for a while before transferring by a mosquito bite to a human.
There it causes malaria, a recurring disease that produces fever and
sometimes death. There are many other examples.
"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." (Romans 1:22)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
13 May 2007 04:24:15 AM |
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"Jehovah Jirah" <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1dugnz27pjt8x$.1rpoaji2wxdox.dlg@40tude.net...
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to cause
pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very good at
liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death. The
tapeworm
has hooks that allow it to attach to the walls of the intestine and remain
there as a parasite. The Plasmodium vivax protozoan lives in the Anopheles
mosquito for a while before transferring by a mosquito bite to a human.
There it causes malaria, a recurring disease that produces fever and
sometimes death. There are many other examples.
What is your major malfunction?
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
13 May 2007 01:00:46 AM |
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In article <1dugnz27pjt8x$.1rpoaji2wxdox.dlg@40tude.net>,
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to cause
pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very good at
liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death. The tapeworm
has hooks that allow it to attach to the walls of the intestine and remain
there as a parasite. The Plasmodium vivax protozoan lives in the Anopheles
mosquito for a while before transferring by a mosquito bite to a human.
There it causes malaria, a recurring disease that produces fever and
sometimes death. There are many other examples.
And you call that "Intelligent" Design? Some designer.
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John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
14 May 2007 07:09:18 AM |
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On Sat, 12 May 2007 23:00:46 -0700, johac wrote:
In article <1dugnz27pjt8x$.1rpoaji2wxdox.dlg@40tude.net>,
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to
cause pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very
good at liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death.
The tapeworm has hooks that allow it to attach to the walls of the
intestine and remain there as a parasite. The Plasmodium vivax protozoan
lives in the Anopheles mosquito for a while before transferring by a
mosquito bite to a human. There it causes malaria, a recurring disease
that produces fever and sometimes death. There are many other examples.
And you call that "Intelligent" Design? Some designer.
It's pretty obvious that the intelligent designer doesn't like humans very
much.
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MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "KlugeHans" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
12 May 2007 10:25:44 PM |
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In article <1dugnz27pjt8x$.1rpoaji2wxdox.dlg@40tude.net>, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to cause
pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very good at
liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death.
And that is your idea of INTELLIGENT design??????????
Personally I think any Christian in his right mind would want to blame
THAT one on evolution
It would be a real ***** of a God what thought that one up!!!!!!!!
:-)
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
13 May 2007 12:53:56 AM |
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On Sun, 13 May 2007 13:25:44 +1000,
(KlugeHans) wrote:
In article <1dugnz27pjt8x$.1rpoaji2wxdox.dlg@40tude.net>, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to cause
pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very good at
liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death.
And that is your idea of INTELLIGENT design??????????
Personally I think any Christian in his right mind would want to blame
THAT one on evolution
It would be a real ***** of a God what thought that one up!!!!!!!!
:-)
'Jehovah Jirah' is a Loki.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
12 May 2007 10:42:42 PM |
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Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1dugnz27pjt8x$.1rpoaji2wxdox.dlg@40tude.net:
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to
cause pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very
good at liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death.
The tapeworm has hooks that allow it to attach to the walls of the
intestine and remain there as a parasite. The Plasmodium vivax
protozoan lives in the Anopheles mosquito for a while before
transferring by a mosquito bite to a human. There it causes malaria, a
recurring disease that produces fever and sometimes death. There are
many other examples.
"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." (Romans 1:22)
Stupidity should hurt. You'd never bee free from pain.
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Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
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| User: "Ash" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
13 May 2007 04:49:54 AM |
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Jehovah Jirah wrote:
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to cause
pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very good at
liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death. The tapeworm
has hooks that allow it to attach to the walls of the intestine and remain
there as a parasite. The Plasmodium vivax protozoan lives in the Anopheles
mosquito for a while before transferring by a mosquito bite to a human.
There it causes malaria, a recurring disease that produces fever and
sometimes death. There are many other examples.
"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." (Romans 1:22)
Hmm, I think 80% chance that this is parody
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
13 May 2007 08:12:02 AM |
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Jehovah Jirah wrote:
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to cause
pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very good at
liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death. The tapeworm
has hooks that allow it to attach to the walls of the intestine and remain
there as a parasite. The Plasmodium vivax protozoan lives in the Anopheles
mosquito for a while before transferring by a mosquito bite to a human.
There it causes malaria, a recurring disease that produces fever and
sometimes death. There are many other examples.
Right and they adequately show no god was involved but rather an imperfect
'repositioning' over billions of years.
There are also living things three miles below the Pacific living right next
to the lava spouts there. they can only live within two meters away due to
the extreme cold, they live off plankton, also found at these depths. More
clear cut evidence that life forms where it can when it can.
Ever watch a human carry a baby of about two under it's arm; perhaps running
to catch a bus? What a perfect reproduction of a chimp doing the same thing -
the two actions are so similar it takes your breath away.
"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." (Romans 1:22)
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
13 May 2007 10:32:37 AM |
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On 13 May 2007 08:12:02 -0500, bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com>
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Ever watch a human carry a baby of about two under it's arm; perhaps running
to catch a bus? What a perfect reproduction of a chimp doing the same thing -
the two actions are so similar it takes your breath away.
Haven't seen a chimp running to catch a bus lately, but otherwise a
good example... ;-)
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
14 May 2007 07:07:57 AM |
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On Sun, 13 May 2007 11:32:37 -0400, raven1 wrote:
On 13 May 2007 08:12:02 -0500, bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com>
wrote:
Ever watch a human carry a baby of about two under it's arm; perhaps
running to catch a bus? What a perfect reproduction of a chimp doing the
same thing - the two actions are so similar it takes your breath away.
Haven't seen a chimp running to catch a bus lately, but otherwise a good
example... ;-)
Yes you have. Most chimps you see in the city are less hairy than their
African-living brethren, and don't routinely use their upper extremities
for locomotion, but we are chimps none the less. Just ask Jared Diamond.
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MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
15 May 2007 12:06:22 AM |
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MarkA wrote:
On Sun, 13 May 2007 11:32:37 -0400, raven1 wrote:
On 13 May 2007 08:12:02 -0500, bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com>
wrote:
Ever watch a human carry a baby of about two under it's arm; perhaps
running to catch a bus? What a perfect reproduction of a chimp doing the
same thing - the two actions are so similar it takes your breath away.
Haven't seen a chimp running to catch a bus lately, but otherwise a good
example... ;-)
Yes you have. Most chimps you see in the city are less hairy than their
African-living brethren, and don't routinely use their upper extremities
for locomotion, but we are chimps none the less. Just ask Jared Diamond.
Just wait until them Chimps learn a simple language perhaps in the next couple
of million years.
When that happens along will come the first ever Chimp god
looking remarkably chimplike !
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MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
15 May 2007 07:08:07 AM |
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On Tue, 15 May 2007 00:06:22 -0500, bob young wrote:
MarkA wrote:
On Sun, 13 May 2007 11:32:37 -0400, raven1 wrote:
On 13 May 2007 08:12:02 -0500, bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com>
wrote:
Ever watch a human carry a baby of about two under it's arm; perhaps
running to catch a bus? What a perfect reproduction of a chimp doing
the same thing - the two actions are so similar it takes your breath
away.
Haven't seen a chimp running to catch a bus lately, but otherwise a
good example... ;-)
Yes you have. Most chimps you see in the city are less hairy than their
African-living brethren, and don't routinely use their upper extremities
for locomotion, but we are chimps none the less. Just ask Jared
Diamond.
Just wait until them Chimps learn a simple language perhaps in the next
couple of million years.
When that happens along will come the first ever Chimp god looking
remarkably chimplike !
Try this line of argument on the next YEC you meet: 'Microevolution',
which can be directly observed, occurs within a group of organisms that
are the same 'kind'. Since chimps and humans share 98% of their DNA, we
are clearly the same 'kind.' Since Noah was human, it implies that the
chimps and apes evolved from humans after the Flood.
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MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
16 May 2007 12:42:09 AM |
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MarkA wrote:
On Tue, 15 May 2007 00:06:22 -0500, bob young wrote:
MarkA wrote:
On Sun, 13 May 2007 11:32:37 -0400, raven1 wrote:
On 13 May 2007 08:12:02 -0500, bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com>
wrote:
Ever watch a human carry a baby of about two under it's arm; perhaps
running to catch a bus? What a perfect reproduction of a chimp doing
the same thing - the two actions are so similar it takes your breath
away.
Haven't seen a chimp running to catch a bus lately, but otherwise a
good example... ;-)
Yes you have. Most chimps you see in the city are less hairy than their
African-living brethren, and don't routinely use their upper extremities
for locomotion, but we are chimps none the less. Just ask Jared
Diamond.
Just wait until them Chimps learn a simple language perhaps in the next
couple of million years.
When that happens along will come the first ever Chimp god looking
remarkably chimplike !
Try this line of argument on the next YEC you meet: 'Microevolution',
which can be directly observed, occurs within a group of organisms that
are the same 'kind'. Since chimps and humans share 98% of their DNA, we
are clearly the same 'kind.' Since Noah was human, it implies that the
chimps and apes evolved from humans after the Flood.
Yes - I always wonder about the Wallabies and Kangaroos - they must have had a
hard time hopping from what is now the Australian Continent to what is now The
Middle East.
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MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "KlugeHans" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
16 May 2007 05:09:45 PM |
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In article <464A9812.95629A01@netvigator.com>, wrote:
Yes - I always wonder about the Wallabies and Kangaroos - they must have had a
hard time hopping from what is now the Australian Continent to what is now The
Middle East.
A POME
"The third day of Creation God made the seas and land
Most of it was rocky and the rest of it was sand
He done it all in order for first he made the trees
To give the birds somewhere to perch the dogs somewhere to pee
For years he thought it all was good, but then he said "it's not"
He went right off Creation and drowned the fuckin' lot
Exceptin' old man Noah who the Good Lord set afloat
With lots of fartin' animals in a little wooden boat"
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
14 May 2007 01:25:02 AM |
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raven1 wrote:
On 13 May 2007 08:12:02 -0500, bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com>
wrote:
Ever watch a human carry a baby of about two under it's arm; perhaps running
to catch a bus? What a perfect reproduction of a chimp doing the same thing -
the two actions are so similar it takes your breath away.
Haven't seen a chimp running to catch a bus lately, but otherwise a
good example... ;-)
Naa the chimp was running ot get a banana, only the fella was running to catch a
bus
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "Andy W" |
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13 May 2007 05:23:57 AM |
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On 13 May, 02:08, Jehovah Jirah <jhvhji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to cause
pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very good at
liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death. The tapeworm
has hooks that allow it to attach to the walls of the intestine and remain
there as a parasite. The Plasmodium vivax protozoan lives in the Anopheles
mosquito for a while before transferring by a mosquito bite to a human.
There it causes malaria, a recurring disease that produces fever and
sometimes death. There are many other examples.
"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." (Romans 1:22)
Back on form I see. Much better.
Andy
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
12 May 2007 09:01:48 PM |
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On May 13, 2:08 am, Jehovah Jirah <jhvhji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
<snip>
"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." (Romans 1:22)
You said it, Kermit.
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
13 May 2007 03:19:09 AM |
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On May 13, 3:01 am, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister"
<use...@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
On May 13, 2:08 am, Jehovah Jirah <jhvhji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
<snip>
"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." (Romans 1:22)
You said it, Kermit.
*****! I've been loki'd, haven't I?
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
12 May 2007 09:23:37 PM |
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On May 13, 2:08 am, Jehovah Jirah <jhvhji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to cause
pain and suffering in other creatures. Christians are very good at
liquefying human brains. they cause massive bleeding and death.
IFYPFY.
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
13 May 2007 01:54:08 AM |
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On Sat, 12 May 2007 21:08:43 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to cause
pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very good at
liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death. The tapeworm
has hooks that allow it to attach to the walls of the intestine and remain
there as a parasite. The Plasmodium vivax protozoan lives in the Anopheles
mosquito for a while before transferring by a mosquito bite to a human.
There it causes malaria, a recurring disease that produces fever and
sometimes death. There are many other examples.
"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." (Romans 1:22)
I call Loki. Come on, who are you, really? 'Fess up!
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
13 May 2007 03:18:08 AM |
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On May 13, 7:54 am, raven1 <quoththera...@nevermore.com> wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 21:08:43 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to cause
pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very good at
liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death. The tapeworm
has hooks that allow it to attach to the walls of the intestine and remain
there as a parasite. The Plasmodium vivax protozoan lives in the Anopheles
mosquito for a while before transferring by a mosquito bite to a human.
There it causes malaria, a recurring disease that produces fever and
sometimes death. There are many other examples.
"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." (Romans 1:22)
I call Loki. Come on, who are you, really? 'Fess up!
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
This has the hallmarks of one of the rogue editors in Conservapedia.
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| User: "jem" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
12 May 2007 08:58:56 PM |
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On Sat, 12 May 2007 21:08:43 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to cause
pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very good at
liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death. The tapeworm
has hooks that allow it to attach to the walls of the intestine and remain
there as a parasite. The Plasmodium vivax protozoan lives in the Anopheles
mosquito for a while before transferring by a mosquito bite to a human.
There it causes malaria, a recurring disease that produces fever and
sometimes death. There are many other examples.
There are millions of other examples, and they don't prove you right
either.
"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." (Romans 1:22)
ffzzzzzt
you melted my irony meter.
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| User: "Christopher A.Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
12 May 2007 08:14:52 PM |
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On Sat, 12 May 2007 21:08:43 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
A liar and an idiot.
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| User: "Mike" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
12 May 2007 09:22:24 PM |
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On May 12, 9:14 pm, Christopher A.Lee <c...@optonline.net> wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 21:08:43 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
A liar and an idiot.
Not at all. Jehovah Jirah is very obviously PARODYING the
religious morons. Reread what he wrote. He is the same one who
quoted scripture on another thread, but most readers jumped down his
throat and didn't bother to notice that he was very deliberately
quoting the vilest biblical quotations possible (slaughter of the
Midianites, etc.). No serious theist in the world would have chosen
THOSE scriptures to quote.
His point on this thread is that intelligent design theory would
have to apply to the ebola virus, tapeworms, and other such vile parts
of "creation" which would seem incompatible with an intelligent, let
alone a compassionate, designer.
Jehovah Jirah is just ridiculing religious morons by means of
parody and, perhaps, also amusing himself by noticing how many
atheists are taking his parodies seriously.
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
13 May 2007 08:15:03 AM |
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Mike wrote:
On May 12, 9:14 pm, Christopher A.Lee <c...@optonline.net> wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 21:08:43 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
A liar and an idiot.
Not at all. Jehovah Jirah is very obviously PARODYING the
religious morons. Reread what he wrote. He is the same one who
quoted scripture on another thread, but most readers jumped down his
throat and didn't bother to notice that he was very deliberately
quoting the vilest biblical quotations possible (slaughter of the
Midianites, etc.). No serious theist in the world would have chosen
THOSE scriptures to quote.
His point on this thread is that intelligent design theory would
have to apply to the ebola virus, tapeworms,
There is one similarity between humans and the tape worm - what we both
need in order to exist and go on existing is - gratification.
The tape worm eats and pushes the residue out of it's rear, for it's
entire satisfaction. [I won't attempt to list the things that we do !]
Yes i will mention one - we grovel to imaginary deities.
and other such vile parts
of "creation" which would seem incompatible with an intelligent, let
alone a compassionate, designer.
Jehovah Jirah is just ridiculing religious morons by means of
parody and, perhaps, also amusing himself by noticing how many
atheists are taking his parodies seriously.
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
12 May 2007 09:38:45 PM |
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On 12 May 2007 19:22:24 -0700, Mike <matmzc@hofstra.edu> wrote:
On May 12, 9:14 pm, Christopher A.Lee <c...@optonline.net> wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 21:08:43 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
A liar and an idiot.
Not at all. Jehovah Jirah is very obviously PARODYING the
religious morons. Reread what he wrote. He is the same one who
quoted scripture on another thread, but most readers jumped down his
throat and didn't bother to notice that he was very deliberately
quoting the vilest biblical quotations possible (slaughter of the
Midianites, etc.). No serious theist in the world would have chosen
THOSE scriptures to quote.
His point on this thread is that intelligent design theory would
have to apply to the ebola virus, tapeworms, and other such vile parts
of "creation" which would seem incompatible with an intelligent, let
alone a compassionate, designer.
Jehovah Jirah is just ridiculing religious morons by means of
parody and, perhaps, also amusing himself by noticing how many
atheists are taking his parodies seriously.
Chris does have a tendency to shoot first and ask questions later, but
in his defense, when it comes to religious fundies, it's often
difficult if not impossible to tell parody from the genuine article.
As I've said before, you can't successfully parody creationists. No
matter how hard you try, you can't out-stupid the real thing.
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| User: "KlugeHans" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
12 May 2007 10:27:10 PM |
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In article <3cuc4355v1releionqtdbve64inhmsg0d2@4ax.com>, John Baker
<nunya@bizniz.net> wrote:
As I've said before, you can't successfully parody creationists. No
matter how hard you try, you can't out-stupid the real thing.
I think he got me too!
NICE ONE
:-)
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
12 May 2007 10:53:51 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Mike <matmzc@hofstra.edu> bloodied us up
with this:
On May 12, 9:14 pm, Christopher A.Lee <c...@optonline.net> wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 21:08:43 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
A liar and an idiot.
Not at all. Jehovah Jirah is very obviously PARODYING the
religious morons. Reread what he wrote. He is the same one who
quoted scripture on another thread, but most readers jumped down his
throat and didn't bother to notice that he was very deliberately
quoting the vilest biblical quotations possible (slaughter of the
Midianites, etc.). No serious theist in the world would have chosen
THOSE scriptures to quote.
His point on this thread is that intelligent design theory would
have to apply to the ebola virus, tapeworms, and other such vile parts
of "creation" which would seem incompatible with an intelligent, let
alone a compassionate, designer.
Jehovah Jirah is just ridiculing religious morons by means of
parody and, perhaps, also amusing himself by noticing how many
atheists are taking his parodies seriously.
Crap. OK, I leapt before I looked.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
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13 May 2007 09:55:43 AM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, Mike <matmzc@hofstra.edu> bloodied us up
with this:
On May 12, 9:14 pm, Christopher A.Lee <c...@optonline.net> wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 21:08:43 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
A liar and an idiot.
Not at all. Jehovah Jirah is very obviously PARODYING the
religious morons. Reread what he wrote. He is the same one who
quoted scripture on another thread, but most readers jumped down his
throat and didn't bother to notice that he was very deliberately
quoting the vilest biblical quotations possible (slaughter of the
Midianites, etc.). No serious theist in the world would have chosen
THOSE scriptures to quote.
His point on this thread is that intelligent design theory would
have to apply to the ebola virus, tapeworms, and other such vile parts
of "creation" which would seem incompatible with an intelligent, let
alone a compassionate, designer.
Jehovah Jirah is just ridiculing religious morons by means of
parody and, perhaps, also amusing himself by noticing how many
atheists are taking his parodies seriously.
Crap. OK, I leapt before I looked.
I fell for it too in another thread....
;-)
Tokay
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The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know
where to go to erase it.
Glaser and Way
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| Title: Re: Intelligent Design Theory Disproves Evolution |
12 May 2007 10:52:38 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com>
bloodied us up with this:
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to
cause pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very
good at liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death.
The tapeworm has hooks that allow it to attach to the walls of the
intestine and remain there as a parasite. The Plasmodium vivax
protozoan lives in the Anopheles mosquito for a while before
transferring by a mosquito bite to a human. There it causes malaria, a
recurring disease that produces fever and sometimes death. There are
many other examples.
In a world created just for humans, why would a loving god who created it
all create ebola?
Hint: God does not exist.
"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." (Romans 1:22)
"Christians are idiots." (Unclevic 3:21)
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
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| User: "john w" |
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13 May 2007 07:29:11 AM |
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On Sat, 12 May 2007 21:08:43 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
© 2007 John D Weatherly all rights reserved; no portion of this post
may be used anywhere else without written permission of the author.
There are many organisms that appear to be specifically designed to cause
pain and suffering in other creatures. The Ebola virus is very good at
liquefying human organs. It causes massive bleeding and death. The tapeworm
has hooks that allow it to attach to the walls of the intestine and remain
there as a parasite. The Plasmodium vivax protozoan lives in the Anopheles
As you continue to post this stuff to the atheist group, JJ, be aware
that you are spamming.
john w
mosquito for a while before transferring by a mosquito bite to a human.
There it causes malaria, a recurring disease that produces fever and
sometimes death. There are many other examples.
"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." (Romans 1:22)
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