Religions > Atheism > "Intelligent Falling" theory to be taught beside theory of gravitation
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"smozoma" |
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18 Aug 2005 10:33:58 AM |
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"Intelligent Falling" theory to be taught beside theory of gravitation |
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2
"Gravity—which is taught to our children as a law—is founded on great
gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all
bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton
himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force
for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of
course, he is alluding to a higher power."
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| User: "Conspiracy of Doves" |
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| Title: Re: "Intelligent Falling" theory to be taught beside theory of gravitation |
18 Aug 2005 11:54:16 AM |
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"According to the ECFR paper published simultaneously this week in the
International Journal Of Science and the adolescent magazine God's Word
For Teens!, there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by
secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how
Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of
Paradise."
LOL! The biggest problem with satirizing fundies is that no matter how
insane you make them sound, there are always real fundies out there who
really do think that way.
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| User: "leo" |
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| Title: Re: "Intelligent Falling" theory to be taught beside theory of gravitation |
18 Aug 2005 01:02:18 PM |
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Conspiracy of Doves ha escrito:
"According to the ECFR paper published simultaneously this week in the
International Journal Of Science and the adolescent magazine God's Word
For Teens!, there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by
secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how
Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of
Paradise."
LOL! The biggest problem with satirizing fundies is that no matter how
insane you make them sound, there are always real fundies out there who
really do think that way.
You shouldn't be so sad. Those fundies don't believe a ***** of all
this crap of the scriptures. They are only actors pretending they
believe. The trouble is with the soldiers they tame to fight their
wars to win power. They are really scaring me.
leo
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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| Title: Re: "Intelligent Falling" theory to be taught beside theory of gravitation |
18 Aug 2005 03:43:04 PM |
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"leo" <leo@leopoldoperdomo.com> wrote in message
news:1124387995.119464.317460@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Conspiracy of Doves ha escrito:
"According to the ECFR paper published simultaneously this week in the
International Journal Of Science and the adolescent magazine God's Word
For Teens!, there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by
secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how
Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of
Paradise."
LOL! The biggest problem with satirizing fundies is that no matter how
insane you make them sound, there are always real fundies out there who
really do think that way.
You shouldn't be so sad. Those fundies don't believe a ***** of all
this crap of the scriptures. They are only actors pretending they
believe. The trouble is with the soldiers they tame to fight their
wars to win power. They are really scaring me.
leo
You have every right to be scared, 'muh man.' The fundies *are* making
headway, they *are* gaining ground. And why not? They've got the President
of the United States, Pat Robertson ... ooops, I mean George W. Bush, in
their camp. And we're apparently going to get a closet neo-con appointed to
the Supreme Court, as well - for life! Hoo-boy, are we 'liberals' in for a
fun ride. As for the fundies not truly believing everything they read in
Scripture - of course, they don't. They're just sort of a vast cult that
holds: if you're not with us,' you're agin' us.' There's no middle ground
with these people. Scared? Damn right. But we've got an edge on them. *We*
hold the key to truth - our intellect.
Greywolf
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| User: "Williams" |
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| Title: Re: "Intelligent Falling" theory to be taught beside theory of gravitation |
18 Aug 2005 07:05:32 PM |
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leo wrote:
Conspiracy of Doves ha escrito:
"According to the ECFR paper published simultaneously this week in the
International Journal Of Science and the adolescent magazine God's Word
For Teens!, there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by
secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how
Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of
Paradise."
LOL! The biggest problem with satirizing fundies is that no matter how
insane you make them sound, there are always real fundies out there who
really do think that way.
You shouldn't be so sad. Those fundies don't believe a ***** of all
this crap of the scriptures. They are only actors pretending they
believe.
like the church president currently in the news?... dennis rader - a
"walking cesspool" and a "despicable, child-murdering, cowardly,
impotent eunuch and pervert masquerading as a human being".
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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| Title: Re: "Intelligent Falling" theory to be taught beside theory of gravitation |
18 Aug 2005 11:35:33 AM |
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"smozoma" <ask@me.com> wrote in message
news:1aa9g1p1roireobrsqq145qjcf0ti3ssqb@4ax.com...
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2
"Gravity-which is taught to our children as a law-is founded on great
gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all
bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton
himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force
for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of
course, he is alluding to a higher power."
Those damn 'pretend' scientists! All this time they had the world completely
fooled with their ignorant 'superstition.' It's a good thing the 'real'
scientists - with scripture to back em' up, have finally stepped up to the
plate and are revealing the 'truth' to us. To think, we've been hood-winked
for so long. My only question is: Where's the 'science' behind this
revelation? I want to 'prove' that my fellow atheists have had it all wrong.
I need the scientific 'evidence' to back me up.
Greywolf
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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| Title: Re: "Intelligent Falling" theory to be taught beside theory of gravitation |
18 Aug 2005 03:27:05 PM |
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"Greywolf" <greywolf@cybrzn.com> wrote in message
news:11g9e6sjn4hgi5e@corp.supernews.com...
"smozoma" <ask@me.com> wrote in message
news:1aa9g1p1roireobrsqq145qjcf0ti3ssqb@4ax.com...
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2
"Gravity-which is taught to our children as a law-is founded on great
gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all
bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton
himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force
for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of
course, he is alluding to a higher power."
Those damn 'pretend' scientists! All this time they had the world
completely fooled with their ignorant 'superstition.' It's a good thing
the 'real' scientists - with scripture to back em' up, have finally
stepped up to the plate and are revealing the 'truth' to us. To think,
we've been hood-winked for so long. My only question is: Where's the
'science' behind this revelation? I want to 'prove' that my fellow
atheists have had it all wrong. I need the scientific 'evidence' to back
me up.
Greywolf
I hope everyone took this the way it was intended. I was just a joshin'!
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| User: "leo" |
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| Title: Re: "Intelligent Falling" theory to be taught beside theory of gravitation |
18 Aug 2005 10:37:26 AM |
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smozoma ha escrito:
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2
"Gravity-which is taught to our children as a law-is founded on great
gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all
bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton
himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force
for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of
course, he is alluding to a higher power."
That's true. Gavitation can not be explain by physicists.
So we must look for an explaination for the falling of objects on the
Old Testament. Even, when checking for the failure of an aircraft or a
computer we must check on the scriptures to found out what the ***** is
wrong with the damned machine.
leo
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| User: "David H." |
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| Title: Re: "Intelligent Falling" theory to be taught beside theory of gravitation |
18 Aug 2005 10:45:53 AM |
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"leo" <leo@leopoldoperdomo.com> wrote in message
news:1124379446.851333.239750@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
smozoma ha escrito:
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2
"Gravity-which is taught to our children as a law-is founded on great
gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all
bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton
himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force
for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of
course, he is alluding to a higher power."
That's true. Gavitation can not be explain by physicists.
So we must look for an explaination for the falling of objects on the
Old Testament. Even, when checking for the failure of an aircraft or
a
computer we must check on the scriptures to found out what the ***** is
wrong with the damned machine.
leo
A process on one of my servers died and it wasn't saved.
The data is in hell now.
David H.
AA #2217
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| User: "Walking on Glass" |
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| Title: Re: "Intelligent Falling" theory to be taught beside theory of gravitation |
18 Aug 2005 04:08:56 PM |
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And lo, it came to pass that did
attempt to escape burning at the stake, by proclaiming in alt.atheism:
"leo" <leo@leopoldoperdomo.com> wrote in message
news:1124379446.851333.239750@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
smozoma ha escrito:
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2
"Gravity-which is taught to our children as a law-is founded on great
gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all
bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton
himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force
for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of
course, he is alluding to a higher power."
That's true. Gavitation can not be explain by physicists.
So we must look for an explaination for the falling of objects on the
Old Testament. Even, when checking for the failure of an aircraft or
a
computer we must check on the scriptures to found out what the ***** is
wrong with the damned machine.
leo
A process on one of my servers died and it wasn't saved.
The data is in hell now.
Windows, huh?
--
Stuart
AA #2053
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| User: "David H." |
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| Title: Re: "Intelligent Falling" theory to be taught beside theory of gravitation |
18 Aug 2005 05:24:30 PM |
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"Walking on Glass" <walking_on_glass@hotmailNOSPAM.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96B6E1535A880walkingonglasshotmai@195.92.193.157...
And lo, it came to pass that did
attempt to escape burning at the stake, by proclaiming in alt.atheism:
"leo" <leo@leopoldoperdomo.com> wrote in message
news:1124379446.851333.239750@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
smozoma ha escrito:
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2
"Gravity-which is taught to our children as a law-is founded on great
gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all
bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton
himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force
for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of
course, he is alluding to a higher power."
That's true. Gavitation can not be explain by physicists.
So we must look for an explaination for the falling of objects on the
Old Testament. Even, when checking for the failure of an aircraft or
a
computer we must check on the scriptures to found out what the ***** is
wrong with the damned machine.
leo
A process on one of my servers died and it wasn't saved.
The data is in hell now.
Windows, huh?
Surely the work of the debbil.
Netware is more pious, but Linux has sainthood.
I have disabled active directory to keep the evil traffic from
contaminating the sheep. We primarily use NDS & Zenworks for
user/workstation management and application delivery. Linux is our DNS &
Firewall - Hail to the Firewall!
David H.
aa #2217
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: "Intelligent Falling" theory to be taught beside theory of gravitation |
18 Aug 2005 04:34:13 PM |
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on 18 Aug 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Walking on Glass
(walking_on_glass@hotmailNOSPAM.com) made the light shine upon us with
this:
A process on one of my servers died and it wasn't saved.
The data is in hell now.
Windows, huh?
Our
Savior,
Xenu
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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