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"Gerry Lintonice" |
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29 Aug 2005 01:12:15 AM |
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Intelligent people believe in god ! |
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
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| User: "GoDrex" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent people believe in god ! |
29 Aug 2005 05:22:31 PM |
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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists
everyone knows you're a troll
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| User: "beforehand" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent people believe in god ! |
29 Aug 2005 09:38:49 AM |
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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:1125295935.796565.303870@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
Wow, you are talented...
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
No money for believers... but plenty for you nonbelievers.
But hey, we can sleep at night, you sweat all night long.
We have soul, you got *****. Well, it probably balances it
out, in the end...
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Homo, more likely... I mean, you are a homo, if you are an atheist.
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent people believe in god ! |
29 Aug 2005 11:34:44 AM |
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"beforehand" <beforehand@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:43131f8e_2@x-privat.org...
"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:1125295935.796565.303870@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
Wow, you are talented...
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
No money for believers... but plenty for you nonbelievers.
But hey, we can sleep at night, you sweat all night long.
We have soul, you got *****. Well, it probably balances it
out, in the end...
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Homo, more likely... I mean, you are a homo, if you are an atheist.
and there you go showing how ironic the subject title really is
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent people believe in god ! |
29 Aug 2005 02:45:37 PM |
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In article <devdf3$6tm$1@nwrdmz02.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com> "kathryn" <nospam@here.com> writes:
"beforehand" <beforehand@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:43131f8e_2@x-privat.org...
"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:1125295935.796565.303870@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
Wow, you are talented...
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
No money for believers... but plenty for you nonbelievers.
But hey, we can sleep at night, you sweat all night long.
We have soul, you got *****. Well, it probably balances it
out, in the end...
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Homo, more likely... I mean, you are a homo, if you are an atheist.
and there you go showing how ironic the subject title really is
Does this mean my atheist girlfriend and I can't marry?
-- cary
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| User: "Sasha" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent people believe in god ! |
29 Aug 2005 10:44:30 AM |
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I suppose that both my employer as well as my mortgage lender will be
upset to hear that I, in fact, have a low IQ and am a hobo.
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent people believe in god ! |
29 Aug 2005 04:33:16 PM |
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beforehand wrote:
"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:1125295935.796565.303870@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
Wow, you are talented...
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
No money for believers...
Benny Hinn isn't making any money?
but plenty for you nonbelievers.
But hey, we can sleep at night, you sweat all night long.
I don't.
We have soul, you got *****.
You got *****, too. The proper terminology, however, is "waste." It's
what happens when the human body doesn't use all of the food you ingest.
Well, it probably balances it
out, in the end...
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Homo, more likely... I mean, you are a homo, if you are an atheist.
Actually, no. I am an atheist and am straight.
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
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* "If God had intended us to walk, he wouldn't *
* have invented roller skates." --Willy Wonka *
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| User: "James" |
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29 Aug 2005 11:57:26 AM |
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beforehand wrote:
"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:1125295935.796565.303870@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
Wow, you are talented...
It's someone with as loose a grasp of the English language as yours!
Talented indeed.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
No money for believers... but plenty for you nonbelievers.
But hey, we can sleep at night, you sweat all night long.
We have soul, you got *****. Well, it probably balances it
out, in the end...
I sleep great! I don't have a soul, of course, since that's just
another goofy creation by people too scared of death to accept reality,
but it's been pretty cool outside these last few days, so the sweating
hasn't been so bad.
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Homo, more likely... I mean, you are a homo, if you are an atheist.
I do believe that you're coming on to me.
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James B
aa #944
"A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence."
-David Hume
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent people believe in god ! |
29 Aug 2005 03:42:01 AM |
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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:1125295935.796565.303870@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Oh my you are so right!
I must get me a bible!
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent people believe in god ! |
29 Aug 2005 02:26:26 AM |
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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:1125295935.796565.303870@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Please don't return to alt.atheism until you have learned how to
speak English.
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent people believe in god ! |
29 Aug 2005 08:29:31 AM |
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"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in
news:JfSdnZ2dnZ1zLy_FnZ2dnQMlj96dnZ2dRVn-y52dnZ0@comcast.com:
"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:1125295935.796565.303870@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Please don't return to alt.atheism until you have learned how to
speak English.
Sadly, this is what American English is becoming.
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Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat.
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616),
"Much Ado about Nothing", Act 1 scene 1
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent people believe in god ! |
29 Aug 2005 04:19:14 AM |
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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:1125295935.796565.303870@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Hmmm, pretty shitty troll. I give it a -5.
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Gerry Lintonices personal Cthulhu" |
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29 Aug 2005 03:50:13 AM |
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Cometh the hour, cometh "Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au>
who, with imperceptibly subtle footwork in alt.atheism, gave us this:
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Dear troll.
I can't wait for you to die so that I can eat your soul.
Love
Cthulhu.
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: Intelligent people believe in god ! |
29 Aug 2005 01:30:08 AM |
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Gerry Lintonice wrote:
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Excellent parody! Bravo!
....at least, I hope it is a parody. My IQ is between 130-140.
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
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* "If God had intended us to walk, he wouldn't *
* have invented roller skates." --Willy Wonka *
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| User: "nJb" |
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29 Aug 2005 11:41:33 AM |
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DanielSan wrote:
Gerry Lintonice wrote:
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Excellent parody! Bravo!
...at least, I hope it is a parody. My IQ is between 130-140.
Yeah right, you're probably posting from a boxcar cyber cafe. ;)
--
Jack
Plonked by Native American
bobo1148atxmissiondotcom
http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/xmissionbobo/
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| User: "Apostate" |
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29 Aug 2005 01:59:57 PM |
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On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:41:33 -0600, nJb <none@nowhere.com> wrote:
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Excellent parody! Bravo!
...at least, I hope it is a parody. My IQ is between 130-140.
Yeah right, you're probably posting from a boxcar cyber cafe. ;)
Jack
Plonked by Native American
bobo1148atxmissiondotcom
For a second, I thought that said "hobo1148atxmissiondotcom".
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/Apostate
alt.atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
e-mail to lower-case only
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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29 Aug 2005 07:08:06 PM |
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nJb wrote:
DanielSan wrote:
Gerry Lintonice wrote:
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Excellent parody! Bravo!
...at least, I hope it is a parody. My IQ is between 130-140.
Yeah right, you're probably posting from a boxcar cyber cafe. ;)
Jimmy Crack Corn, and I don't care! JIMMY CRACK CORN!!! AND
I...DON'T...CARE....!!!!
Okay, maybe I watch too many movies.
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
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* "If God had intended us to walk, he wouldn't *
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| User: "nJb" |
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29 Aug 2005 11:40:00 AM |
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Gerry Lintonice wrote:
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
There certainly seems to be a connection between god and $$$.
--
Jack
Plonked by Native American
bobo1148atxmissiondotcom
http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/xmissionbobo/
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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29 Aug 2005 01:15:45 AM |
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Gerry Lintonice wrote:
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
lmao!
good one...
JIm
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| User: "johac" |
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31 Aug 2005 12:53:41 AM |
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In article <1125295935.796565.303870@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Nah. I own a condo.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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31 Aug 2005 10:24:56 AM |
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"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote in message
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In article <1125295935.796565.303870@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Nah. I own a condo.
I own a mansion and a yacht!
Okay, not really. I just wanted to quote Elmer Fudd ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "johac" |
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01 Sep 2005 12:08:47 AM |
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In article <3nm0h4F27008U1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-DCE14B.22534130082005@news.giganews.com...
In article <1125295935.796565.303870@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Nah. I own a condo.
I own a mansion and a yacht!
Okay, not really. I just wanted to quote Elmer Fudd ;)
Heh. I think that I could afford a rowboat. (Forget the outboard motor,
I couldn't afford the gas.)
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "stoney" |
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01 Sep 2005 03:30:43 PM |
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On 28 Aug 2005 23:12:15 -0700, "Gerry Lintonice"
<miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Have you mommy change your nappies and put you down for your nap.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Xanathos" |
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11 Sep 2005 07:31:04 PM |
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On 28 Aug 2005 23:12:15 -0700, "Gerry Lintonice"
<miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Hey, Troll ... This atheist can build a computer from scratch. I'm
willing to bet you still can't figure out how to program your VCR!!!
___
You know why the Vatican is really against abortion?
Fewer children for them to molest
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| User: "Jos Flachs - skip the aa" |
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29 Aug 2005 06:21:01 PM |
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On 28 Aug 2005 23:12:15 -0700, "Gerry Lintonice"
<miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
My, did you type that all by yourself? Or did the nurse assist you?
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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30 Aug 2005 09:17:34 AM |
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On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 01:12:15 -0500, Gerry Lintonice wrote
(in article <1125295935.796565.303870@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>):
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
Hobos have internet connections? And computers?
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Logic eludes you with the ease of an olympic sprinter being chased by a
wombat.³-sanguinevikings
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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29 Aug 2005 11:31:46 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Gerry Lintonice
(miami_cure@yahoo.com.au) made the light shine upon us with this:
Atheists usually have IQs smaller than 50, because every intelligent
human on this planet KNOWS that GOD exists and since GOD is thankful,
he will improve the intelligence of believers even more.
That means : If you believe in GOD, you'll be intelligent and earn a
lot of $$$ !
If you don't believe, you probably are a hobo ...
This seems to be a common feeling for Latin American people. God is the
way out of the slums. Do you believe in God? If you're so rich and
powerful with the Lawwwd, why the hell do you live in a third world country
called Uraguay?
The truth is, most people like believing in gods because it's easy and it
doesn't take much thought. Just go to church, leave your brain at the
door, and sit there and soak up the godlight. Guaranteed, you'll leave
with less intelligence than you had when you showed up.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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