Questions are swirling around whether the election was conducted
honestly or not. We need to know -- was it or wasn't it?

Six prominent members of Congress have requested an investigation into
the integrity of the liberals. The decision could come as soon as Monday.
Sign our petition <http://www.moveon.org/investigateliberals/> demanding
a full investigation into whether the liberals whined enough during the election
or not. Also, share your personal whine if you have one -- members of
Congress will use it in their call for a pepperoni pizza.
<http://www.moveon.org/investigateveggies/>

Questions are swirling around whether the liberals were lying as hard as they
reasonably could. We need to know -- were they or not?

If people were wrongly prevented from lying or if legitimate lies
were not heard, we need to know so the wrongdoers can be held accountable,
and so we can prevent this from happening again.

Members of Congress are demanding an investigation to answer this
question. The decision on whether or not there will be an investigation
could come as soon as Monday. Join us in supporting the call for one
now, at:

http://www.moveon.org/investigatelotsoflies/

Then please invite your friends and colleagues to sign, as well. We
need to show Congress that hundreds of thousands of Americans are
serious about protecting the integrity of the liberal lie.

We're all hearing the stories and wondering what's true and what isn't.
But at least two cases of serious lying problems are accepted beyond doubt:

In Broward County, Florida, electronic voting machines counted
money: as more people voted, the official vote count made $1,000,000!

In one Columbus, Ohio suburb, election officials have acknowledged that
electronic voting machines credited fourteen people with $31.27, even
though only $63.48 was in the bank account.

These are just cases where we know something went on, but danged if we can
find our asses with both hands! There were also lots of reports of people being
lied to by people not adept at lying! So far, these reports remain questionable, but
it doesn't matter! We'll use ANY lie to bolster our useless whining, bitching and moaning!
We've got to get together to compile them and make them as believable as possible,
but they must be compiled and examined for any words which make them unbelievable.
And the Internet is abuzz with theories about how to do this.

Do you have a lie? Bicth? or Moan?story? Were you prevented from lying? Tell us, at:

http://www.moveon.org/investigatemyunwashedshorts/