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User: "stoney"
Date: 25 Sep 2006 05:53:46 PM
Object: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301
Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)— A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.
The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.
"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.
The woman, who declined to identify herself, told Cipperley she found
the bat when she was cleaning out the mug at night. She said she put the
bat in a plastic bag before alerting the Siouxland health office the
next morning.
Cipperley said the bat was sent that day Sept. 1 to the University
Hygienic Laboratory in Coralville. Results showed the bat did not have
rabies.
State Epidemiologist Patricia Quinlisk said had the bat been rabid, the
woman probably would have underwent a series of rabies shots, even
though the probability of contracting rabies would be low.
The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.
Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.
"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."
Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/
/end
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shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.

User: "Rev. Uriah Ausbletter"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 25 Sep 2006 06:04:50 PM
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)— A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.
The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.

[snip]

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Behold, this is obviously a sign from the Devil. Woe unto they that
drink of beverage fouled with unclean varmints. That woman shall need
blessing.
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 01 Oct 2006 10:04:35 AM
On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 23:04:50 GMT, "Rev. Uriah Ausbletter" <oner@ecs.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)— A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.
The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.


[snip]

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."


Behold, this is obviously a sign from the Devil. Woe unto they that
drink of beverage fouled with unclean varmints. That woman shall need
blessing.

Ah, a clergical facial.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.


User: "ike milligan"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 25 Sep 2006 08:39:19 PM
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)- A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.

The woman, who declined to identify herself, told Cipperley she found
the bat when she was cleaning out the mug at night. She said she put the
bat in a plastic bag before alerting the Siouxland health office the
next morning.

Cipperley said the bat was sent that day Sept. 1 to the University
Hygienic Laboratory in Coralville. Results showed the bat did not have
rabies.

State Epidemiologist Patricia Quinlisk said had the bat been rabid, the
woman probably would have underwent a series of rabies shots, even
though the probability of contracting rabies would be low.

The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


If they have drowned in a cup of tea before, they would not be drowning
again.
.

User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 26 Sep 2006 02:47:58 PM
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

Poor little bat :(
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 26 Sep 2006 06:47:13 PM
On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:47:58 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
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Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug


Poor little bat :(

Aren't you just supposed to use the wings?
Or is it the tongues?
It's been years since I did the thurmatalogical section of the
chemistry course.
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 27 Sep 2006 02:29:07 PM
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Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug


Poor little bat :(


Aren't you just supposed to use the wings?
Or is it the tongues?
It's been years since I did the thurmatalogical section of the
chemistry course.

Just the "wool of bat" :)
Still, what a sad way to go - Drowning in some old broad's tea mug :(
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 27 Sep 2006 06:11:09 PM
On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 15:29:07 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
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Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug


Poor little bat :(


Aren't you just supposed to use the wings?
Or is it the tongues?
It's been years since I did the thurmatalogical section of the
chemistry course.


Just the "wool of bat" :)

Thanks. I knew it had a "K" in it somewhere.

Still, what a sad way to go - Drowning in some old broad's tea mug :(

Ever read about Douglas Adams' character "Agrajag"?
If you have, then you would understand if/when the old broad heard "Oh
no, not again!" when the bat drowned.
If you haven't read it, then you will assume that I am quite mad.
(Which, incidentally, is not a bad default position to take.)
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 28 Sep 2006 10:34:04 AM
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Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug


Poor little bat :(


Aren't you just supposed to use the wings?
Or is it the tongues?
It's been years since I did the thurmatalogical section of the
chemistry course.


Just the "wool of bat" :)


Thanks. I knew it had a "K" in it somewhere.

Still, what a sad way to go - Drowning in some old broad's tea mug :(


Ever read about Douglas Adams' character "Agrajag"?
If you have, then you would understand if/when the old broad heard "Oh
no, not again!" when the bat drowned.

Nope, sorry. Haven't read it.


If you haven't read it, then you will assume that I am quite mad.
(Which, incidentally, is not a bad default position to take.)

I'm still not over that story Frank posted. That made me want to go back to
drinking :(
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 28 Sep 2006 06:10:16 PM
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:34:04 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug


Poor little bat :(


Aren't you just supposed to use the wings?
Or is it the tongues?
It's been years since I did the thurmatalogical section of the
chemistry course.


Just the "wool of bat" :)


Thanks. I knew it had a "K" in it somewhere.

Still, what a sad way to go - Drowning in some old broad's tea mug :(


Ever read about Douglas Adams' character "Agrajag"?
If you have, then you would understand if/when the old broad heard "Oh
no, not again!" when the bat drowned.


Nope, sorry. Haven't read it.


If you haven't read it, then you will assume that I am quite mad.
(Which, incidentally, is not a bad default position to take.)


I'm still not over that story Frank posted. That made me want to go back to
drinking :(

I gather that I made the correct decision by not clicking on the link?
I was eating at the time, and Frank's warning seemed a little too
well, too vehement.
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 29 Sep 2006 11:36:41 AM
"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:34:04 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea
Mug


Poor little bat :(


Aren't you just supposed to use the wings?
Or is it the tongues?
It's been years since I did the thurmatalogical section of the
chemistry course.


Just the "wool of bat" :)


Thanks. I knew it had a "K" in it somewhere.

Still, what a sad way to go - Drowning in some old broad's tea mug :(


Ever read about Douglas Adams' character "Agrajag"?
If you have, then you would understand if/when the old broad heard "Oh
no, not again!" when the bat drowned.


Nope, sorry. Haven't read it.


If you haven't read it, then you will assume that I am quite mad.
(Which, incidentally, is not a bad default position to take.)


I'm still not over that story Frank posted. That made me want to go back
to
drinking :(


I gather that I made the correct decision by not clicking on the link?

Yep.

I was eating at the time,

You REALLY made the right decision :P
and Frank's warning seemed a little too

well, too vehement.

Of course, sicko that I am, I just HAD to look. Urk :P
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Frank Mayhar"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 29 Sep 2006 07:28:34 PM
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 13:36:41 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:


"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:34:04 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

I'm still not over that story Frank posted. That made me want to go back
to
drinking :(

Seems to me that it would have the opposite effect. That was the critical
factor, was it not?

I gather that I made the correct decision by not clicking on the link?


Yep.

I was eating at the time,


You REALLY made the right decision :P

and Frank's warning seemed a little too

well, too vehement.


Of course, sicko that I am, I just HAD to look. Urk :P

You have to admit, there's a huge potential for "dead baby" jokes, there.
(Yesterday I started to tell a cow orker about that story, realized that
we were about to eat lunch and reconsidered. Yes, it's that bad.)
--
Frank Mayhar frank@exit.com http://www.exit.com/
Exit Consulting http://www.gpsclock.com/
http://www.exit.com/blog/frank/
.





User: "Frank Mayhar"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 27 Sep 2006 03:13:23 PM
On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:29:07 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:


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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug


Poor little bat :(


Aren't you just supposed to use the wings?
Or is it the tongues?
It's been years since I did the thurmatalogical section of the
chemistry course.


Just the "wool of bat" :)

Still, what a sad way to go - Drowning in some old broad's tea mug :(

There are worse ways.
http://cbs4boston.com/national/topstories_story_265131050.html
Warning: Not for the squeamish or easily squicked.
*shudder*
--
Frank Mayhar frank@exit.com http://www.exit.com/
Exit Consulting http://www.gpsclock.com/
http://www.exit.com/blog/frank/
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 28 Sep 2006 10:32:01 AM
"Frank Mayhar" <frank@exit.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:29:07 -0400, Robibnikoff wrote:


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On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:47:58 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug


Poor little bat :(


Aren't you just supposed to use the wings?
Or is it the tongues?
It's been years since I did the thurmatalogical section of the
chemistry course.


Just the "wool of bat" :)

Still, what a sad way to go - Drowning in some old broad's tea mug :(


There are worse ways.

http://cbs4boston.com/national/topstories_story_265131050.html

Warning: Not for the squeamish or easily squicked.

OH..............MY......................GOD!
I have no words. I think I've been mentally scarred for life.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.





User: "johac"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 26 Sep 2006 12:54:50 AM
In article <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)— A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.

The woman, who declined to identify herself, told Cipperley she found
the bat when she was cleaning out the mug at night. She said she put the
bat in a plastic bag before alerting the Siouxland health office the
next morning.

Cipperley said the bat was sent that day Sept. 1 to the University
Hygienic Laboratory in Coralville. Results showed the bat did not have
rabies.

State Epidemiologist Patricia Quinlisk said had the bat been rabid, the
woman probably would have underwent a series of rabies shots, even
though the probability of contracting rabies would be low.

The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end

Does Lipton want to analyze the bat too?
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 26 Sep 2006 02:33:09 AM
On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:54:50 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
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In article <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)?A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.

The woman, who declined to identify herself, told Cipperley she found
the bat when she was cleaning out the mug at night. She said she put the
bat in a plastic bag before alerting the Siouxland health office the
next morning.

Cipperley said the bat was sent that day Sept. 1 to the University
Hygienic Laboratory in Coralville. Results showed the bat did not have
rabies.

State Epidemiologist Patricia Quinlisk said had the bat been rabid, the
woman probably would have underwent a series of rabies shots, even
though the probability of contracting rabies would be low.

The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


Does Lipton want to analyze the bat too?

In preparation for their new product line:
"Witch Brew?"
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 26 Sep 2006 02:48:55 PM
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On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:54:50 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
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In article <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)?A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.

The woman, who declined to identify herself, told Cipperley she found
the bat when she was cleaning out the mug at night. She said she put the
bat in a plastic bag before alerting the Siouxland health office the
next morning.

Cipperley said the bat was sent that day Sept. 1 to the University
Hygienic Laboratory in Coralville. Results showed the bat did not have
rabies.

State Epidemiologist Patricia Quinlisk said had the bat been rabid, the
woman probably would have underwent a series of rabies shots, even
though the probability of contracting rabies would be low.

The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


Does Lipton want to analyze the bat too?


In preparation for their new product line:
"Witch Brew?"

Yum! :)
I need to find a replacement since giving up alcohol ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 26 Sep 2006 06:45:44 PM
On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:48:55 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
- Refer: <4nte9nFc4lsoU1@individual.net>


"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:nrlhh29gh6f8lrt9r2h4r7ug5vo0ldte5t@4ax.com...

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:54:50 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-B8F0BB.22545025092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)?A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.

The woman, who declined to identify herself, told Cipperley she found
the bat when she was cleaning out the mug at night. She said she put the
bat in a plastic bag before alerting the Siouxland health office the
next morning.

Cipperley said the bat was sent that day Sept. 1 to the University
Hygienic Laboratory in Coralville. Results showed the bat did not have
rabies.

State Epidemiologist Patricia Quinlisk said had the bat been rabid, the
woman probably would have underwent a series of rabies shots, even
though the probability of contracting rabies would be low.

The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


Does Lipton want to analyze the bat too?


In preparation for their new product line:
"Witch Brew?"


Yum! :)

I need to find a replacement since giving up alcohol ;)

You could always go Bat-tea!
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 27 Sep 2006 06:00:31 AM
"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:isejh21i4c3adlo7vld0q3tq7kmu4m7ct1@4ax.com...

On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:48:55 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
- Refer: <4nte9nFc4lsoU1@individual.net>


"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:nrlhh29gh6f8lrt9r2h4r7ug5vo0ldte5t@4ax.com...

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:54:50 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-B8F0BB.22545025092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)?A western Iowa woman is
recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she
sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks
ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who
took
the call from the woman.

The woman, who declined to identify herself, told Cipperley she found
the bat when she was cleaning out the mug at night. She said she put
the
bat in a plastic bag before alerting the Siouxland health office the
next morning.

Cipperley said the bat was sent that day Sept. 1 to the University
Hygienic Laboratory in Coralville. Results showed the bat did not have
rabies.

State Epidemiologist Patricia Quinlisk said had the bat been rabid,
the
woman probably would have underwent a series of rabies shots, even
though the probability of contracting rabies would be low.

The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a
cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


Does Lipton want to analyze the bat too?


In preparation for their new product line:
"Witch Brew?"


Yum! :)

I need to find a replacement since giving up alcohol ;)


You could always go Bat-tea!

<Boom, tish!> :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
.

User: "johac"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 27 Sep 2006 12:43:03 AM
In article <isejh21i4c3adlo7vld0q3tq7kmu4m7ct1@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:

On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:48:55 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
- Refer: <4nte9nFc4lsoU1@individual.net>


"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:nrlhh29gh6f8lrt9r2h4r7ug5vo0ldte5t@4ax.com...

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:54:50 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-B8F0BB.22545025092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)?A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.

The woman, who declined to identify herself, told Cipperley she found
the bat when she was cleaning out the mug at night. She said she put the
bat in a plastic bag before alerting the Siouxland health office the
next morning.

Cipperley said the bat was sent that day Sept. 1 to the University
Hygienic Laboratory in Coralville. Results showed the bat did not have
rabies.

State Epidemiologist Patricia Quinlisk said had the bat been rabid, the
woman probably would have underwent a series of rabies shots, even
though the probability of contracting rabies would be low.

The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


Does Lipton want to analyze the bat too?


In preparation for their new product line:
"Witch Brew?"


Yum! :)

I need to find a replacement since giving up alcohol ;)


You could always go Bat-tea!

LOL!
Bat-tea in the bell-free.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
.



User: "johac"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 27 Sep 2006 12:42:06 AM
In article <nrlhh29gh6f8lrt9r2h4r7ug5vo0ldte5t@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:54:50 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-B8F0BB.22545025092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)?A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.

The woman, who declined to identify herself, told Cipperley she found
the bat when she was cleaning out the mug at night. She said she put the
bat in a plastic bag before alerting the Siouxland health office the
next morning.

Cipperley said the bat was sent that day Sept. 1 to the University
Hygienic Laboratory in Coralville. Results showed the bat did not have
rabies.

State Epidemiologist Patricia Quinlisk said had the bat been rabid, the
woman probably would have underwent a series of rabies shots, even
though the probability of contracting rabies would be low.

The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


Does Lipton want to analyze the bat too?


In preparation for their new product line:
"Witch Brew?"

Good point. They didn't say if the woman was a witch or not.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 27 Sep 2006 04:33:35 AM
On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:42:06 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-A84560.22420626092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <nrlhh29gh6f8lrt9r2h4r7ug5vo0ldte5t@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:54:50 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-B8F0BB.22545025092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)?A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.

The woman, who declined to identify herself, told Cipperley she found
the bat when she was cleaning out the mug at night. She said she put the
bat in a plastic bag before alerting the Siouxland health office the
next morning.

Cipperley said the bat was sent that day Sept. 1 to the University
Hygienic Laboratory in Coralville. Results showed the bat did not have
rabies.

State Epidemiologist Patricia Quinlisk said had the bat been rabid, the
woman probably would have underwent a series of rabies shots, even
though the probability of contracting rabies would be low.

The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


Does Lipton want to analyze the bat too?


In preparation for their new product line:
"Witch Brew?"


Good point. They didn't say if the woman was a witch or not.

Which woman?
(Cue the Eagles)
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 28 Sep 2006 12:04:23 AM
In article <09hkh2d87re3pc966ia1fcv39lt4udctdc@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:

On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:42:06 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-A84560.22420626092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <nrlhh29gh6f8lrt9r2h4r7ug5vo0ldte5t@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:54:50 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-B8F0BB.22545025092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)?A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.

The woman, who declined to identify herself, told Cipperley she found
the bat when she was cleaning out the mug at night. She said she put the
bat in a plastic bag before alerting the Siouxland health office the
next morning.

Cipperley said the bat was sent that day Sept. 1 to the University
Hygienic Laboratory in Coralville. Results showed the bat did not have
rabies.

State Epidemiologist Patricia Quinlisk said had the bat been rabid, the
woman probably would have underwent a series of rabies shots, even
though the probability of contracting rabies would be low.

The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


Does Lipton want to analyze the bat too?


In preparation for their new product line:
"Witch Brew?"


Good point. They didn't say if the woman was a witch or not.


Which woman?

(Cue the Eagles)

I think it was the one from the Hotel California.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 28 Sep 2006 03:31:04 AM
On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:04:23 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-996A0C.22042327092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <09hkh2d87re3pc966ia1fcv39lt4udctdc@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:

On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:42:06 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-A84560.22420626092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <nrlhh29gh6f8lrt9r2h4r7ug5vo0ldte5t@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:54:50 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-B8F0BB.22545025092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)?A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.

The woman, who declined to identify herself, told Cipperley she found
the bat when she was cleaning out the mug at night. She said she put the
bat in a plastic bag before alerting the Siouxland health office the
next morning.

Cipperley said the bat was sent that day Sept. 1 to the University
Hygienic Laboratory in Coralville. Results showed the bat did not have
rabies.

State Epidemiologist Patricia Quinlisk said had the bat been rabid, the
woman probably would have underwent a series of rabies shots, even
though the probability of contracting rabies would be low.

The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


Does Lipton want to analyze the bat too?


In preparation for their new product line:
"Witch Brew?"


Good point. They didn't say if the woman was a witch or not.


Which woman?

(Cue the Eagles)


I think it was the one from the Hotel California.

But she could never (tea) leave.
(Cue groans)...
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 29 Sep 2006 12:27:55 AM
In article <t02nh2lbpfgqiqbfie0ddh55o6m7rgsbe2@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:

On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:04:23 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-996A0C.22042327092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <09hkh2d87re3pc966ia1fcv39lt4udctdc@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:

On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:42:06 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-A84560.22420626092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <nrlhh29gh6f8lrt9r2h4r7ug5vo0ldte5t@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:54:50 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-B8F0BB.22545025092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea
Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)?A western Iowa woman is
recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she
sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks
ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux
City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who
took
the call from the woman.

The woman, who declined to identify herself, told Cipperley she
found
the bat when she was cleaning out the mug at night. She said she put
the
bat in a plastic bag before alerting the Siouxland health office the
next morning.

Cipperley said the bat was sent that day Sept. 1 to the University
Hygienic Laboratory in Coralville. Results showed the bat did not
have
rabies.

State Epidemiologist Patricia Quinlisk said had the bat been rabid,
the
woman probably would have underwent a series of rabies shots, even
though the probability of contracting rabies would be low.

The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory,
said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a
cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


Does Lipton want to analyze the bat too?


In preparation for their new product line:
"Witch Brew?"


Good point. They didn't say if the woman was a witch or not.


Which woman?

(Cue the Eagles)


I think it was the one from the Hotel California.


But she could never (tea) leave.
(Cue groans)...

Grooooooooooaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
.



User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 01 Oct 2006 10:07:45 AM
On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:03:35 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in alt.atheism

On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:42:06 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-A84560.22420626092006@news.giganews.com>

In article <nrlhh29gh6f8lrt9r2h4r7ug5vo0ldte5t@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:

[]

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


Does Lipton want to analyze the bat too?


In preparation for their new product line:
"Witch Brew?"


Good point. They didn't say if the woman was a witch or not.


Which woman?

(Cue the Eagles)

Witchy woman by, iirc, brian hyland.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.





User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 25 Sep 2006 10:15:19 PM
On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:53:46 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)— A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.

The woman, who declined to identify herself, told Cipperley she found
the bat when she was cleaning out the mug at night. She said she put the
bat in a plastic bag before alerting the Siouxland health office the
next morning.

Cipperley said the bat was sent that day Sept. 1 to the University
Hygienic Laboratory in Coralville. Results showed the bat did not have
rabies.

State Epidemiologist Patricia Quinlisk said had the bat been rabid, the
woman probably would have underwent a series of rabies shots, even
though the probability of contracting rabies would be low.

The virus needs a break in the skin to enter the body, said Susan
Brockus, state public health veterinarian.

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end

It was obviously a result of a mis-spelling at the Tea Bag factory.
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 01 Oct 2006 10:05:48 AM
On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:45:19 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in alt.atheism

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:53:46 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)— A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.

[]

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


It was obviously a result of a mis-spelling at the Tea Bag factory.

The lady got tea-bagged.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 07 Oct 2006 11:18:48 PM
On Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:05:48 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <c9mvh2hsvfhgd8dcflcpvjfji7h525r0ap@4ax.com>

On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:45:19 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in alt.atheism

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:53:46 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)— A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.


[]

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


It was obviously a result of a mis-spelling at the Tea Bag factory.


The lady got tea-bagged.

Like a Bag out of Hell!
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug 10 Oct 2006 09:03:53 PM
On Sun, 08 Oct 2006 13:48:48 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in alt.atheism

On Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:05:48 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <c9mvh2hsvfhgd8dcflcpvjfji7h525r0ap@4ax.com>

On Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:45:19 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in alt.atheism

On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:53:46 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <odngh2l34fseciambki3i4jco2jr8v4n8t@4ax.com>

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2489301


Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Western Iowa Woman Recovering After Finding Drowned Bat in Her Tea Mug

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Sep 25, 2006 (AP)— A western Iowa woman is recovering
from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug after she sipped
from the cup all day.

The brown bat, about the size of two tea bags, was found a few weeks ago
by a 60-year-old Woodbury County woman, said Chuck Cipperley, an
environmental director for the Siouxland health office in Sioux City.

"I knew the person, so I knew it was no joke," said Cipperley, who took
the call from the woman.


[]

Mike Pentella, program manager at University Hygienic Laboratory, said
the bat was a first for the lab.

"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup
of tea before."

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

/end


It was obviously a result of a mis-spelling at the Tea Bag factory.


The lady got tea-bagged.


Like a Bag out of Hell!

Guano...
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.





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