Religions > Atheism > Iraqi Insurgents In Secret Talks; Admit May Be Fighting Wrong Enemy
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19 Jan 2008 05:04:01 AM |
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Iraqi Insurgents In Secret Talks; Admit May Be Fighting Wrong Enemy |
Iraqi insurgent groups, in secret talks with resourcefully pacifying
President Jalal Talabani, admitted they may have been fighting the
wrong enemy. Upon hearing the admission, President Talibani slapped
his forehead so hard he fell over backwards and was unconscious for
approximately three days.
Upon being resuscitated, he continued the talks. Apparently, the
insurgents, most of whom are Sunni Muslims, have slowly begun to
realize that American and coalition troops, who they have been making
their best efforts to kill, may not be the real enemy. It seems they
are also growing disenchanted with the practice of blowing up a dozen
or so of their fellow countrymen every day.
While it is far too soon to expect them to realize that coalition
troops are actually the helpful heroes who liberated their country
from murderous despotism and will be delighted to depart their sandy
realm as soon as they can get their act together and run their own
country, the groups have indicated a marginal willingness to consider
giving up their various armaments and roadside explosives.
Behind the change in their sentiment seems to be, not only their
longtime-overdue displeasure with dismembering their own nation, but
the realization that they are dangerously bordered by their
traditional enemy, Iran, as they have been for quite a few thousand
years, and that, because of the continuing discord, Iran has managed
to increase its influence in the country, particularly among their
uneasy Mosque fellows, the Shiite contingent of the legions of
Mohammed. This perception is especially upsetting to the insurgents,
because, as noted above, most of them are rival Sunni "Mosque-ovites."
Their infuriatingly slow realization of the error of their ways is
likely to elicit hardly more than ironic displeasure from the many
families, coalition and Iraqi alike, who have lost loved ones during
their misguided rampage.
But at least their willingness to talk and to consider mending their
detonative ways is a glimmer of hope for the families whose sons and
daughters are still in Iraq, attempting to do the right thing by the
Iraqi people, Sunni and Shiite alike.
May the day soon come when enough of the knuckleheads realize the
error of their war so we and the other nations that are in the hot
sands we've gotten ourselves into can finally get our much
underappreciated troops the heck out of there.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Iraqi Insurgents In Secret Talks; Admit May Be Fighting Wrong Enemy |
19 Jan 2008 05:00:22 PM |
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On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 03:04:01 -0800 (PST), wrote:
Iraqi insurgent groups, in secret talks with resourcefully pacifying
President Jalal Talabani, admitted they may have been fighting the
wrong enemy. Upon hearing the admission, President Talibani slapped
his forehead so hard he fell over backwards and was unconscious for
approximately three days.
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This was supposed to be funny, but was not.
A lot of effeort wasted.
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