Ike wrote:

"Glenn Arnold" <oldnoah@att.net> wrote in message
news:4202D17A.5020708@att.net...

MarkA wrote:

As I was deleting my junk email, I got to wondering why a girl would be
impressed by a "huge cumshot." Any thoughts?

Of course, someone has studied this.

In "The Moon By Whale Light" naturalist Diane Ackerman describes why
whales have such large ejaculations. Female whales are at the mercy of
males, who can have sex with them against their will. In order to avoid
sex, females have to roll on their back and hold their breath, in order
to keep their vulva out of the water, where it's vulnerable. In her
explanation, smaller less dominant whales copulate first. The dominant
male will wait until the smaller males have exhausted themselves, and
then have sex with the desired female.

Reproductive success depends on how well a male can wash the previous
male's ejaculate from the female's vagina and replace it with his own,
so a large ejaculation is better.

As it turns out, monogamous species have small testes, and species where
the famale mates with multiple males have larger testes.

Glenn Arnold

That explains why my beagle's balls are bigger than mine.

Exactly. Ackerman describes a chart comparing species' testicle size
with body size. There is no real relation. Gorillas testes are so small
you can barely find them, but a chimp's are much larger than a human
being's. The blue whale is the largest mammal on earth, and it's testes
weigh about 70 kilos. The much smaller right whale has testes that weigh
1000 kilos. The difference is in sexual behavior.

She says that humans are on a borderline, because we have unpredictable
sexual behavior, which "may partly explain our marital ambiguities and
the problems we cause ourselves socially".

Glenn Arnold

on 04 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Ike dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:

"Glenn Arnold" <oldnoah@att.net> wrote in message
news:4202D17A.5020708@att.net...

MarkA wrote:

As I was deleting my junk email, I got to wondering why a girl
would be impressed by a "huge cumshot." Any thoughts?

Of course, someone has studied this.

In "The Moon By Whale Light" naturalist Diane Ackerman describes why
whales have such large ejaculations. Female whales are at the mercy
of males, who can have sex with them against their will. In order to
avoid sex, females have to roll on their back and hold their breath,
in order to keep their vulva out of the water, where it's vulnerable.
In her explanation, smaller less dominant whales copulate first. The
dominant male will wait until the smaller males have exhausted
themselves, and then have sex with the desired female.

Reproductive success depends on how well a male can wash the previous
male's ejaculate from the female's vagina and replace it with his
own, so a large ejaculation is better.

As it turns out, monogamous species have small testes, and species
where the famale mates with multiple males have larger testes.

Glenn Arnold

That explains why my beagle's balls are bigger than mine.

And why my female beagle likes to run so much.

On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 15:38:54 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:

on 03 Feb 2005 in alt.atheism, Graham Kennedy dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:

MarkA wrote:

As I was deleting my junk email, I got to wondering why a girl
would be impressed by a "huge cumshot." Any thoughts?

Evolution in action - we're programmed to find characteristics
desirable that promote survival and breeding. In this case, the
more you make, the better chance of producing offspring.

I caught myself at a stip bar once, staring at a woman on the stage
and wondering how she'd be on a gynecologist's table...

What's a stip bar?

I caught myself at a stRip bar once, staring at a woman on the stage and
wondering how she'd be on a gynecologist's table...

If that's what you were thinking about she must have
been really *terrible* at her job.

Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:

Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in alt.atheism

MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> in news message wrote:

As I was deleting my junk email, I got to wondering why a girl would be
impressed by a "huge cumshot." Any thoughts?

It's a guy thing.

I'm reminded of the ZZ Top song "Pearl Necklace" for some strange
reason. <eg>
"She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace."

Y'know, 'til now, I have never actually read the words to that song.
The Billy Gibbons guitar almost -- but not quite -- overwhelms the
essential message here.