"Pathological Atheist" <here@now.com> wrote in message
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I always found the bit where God speaks to Adam and Eve in the Garden of
Eden to
be an example of imagery depicting God as having a wife.
Now - consider the state of the planet ???
Would you tell the whole damn world that you had a wife?
If I was God I'd most certainly try to keep my wife out of the picture.
Wouldn't you?
So - maybe God has a wife!
They say that far back in history - before history got going - the people
thought God
was a woman -
Maybe that was God's wife .... before she married (i.e. started cohabiting
with) him?
"So - what's this all about the ***** God taking over!"
Some women might retort.
I think that God's wife's been too busy bringing up the children to take
much of an
active part in the running of the planet - something like that.
It would be logical if they were to send a daughter next time, eh?
Somewhere, on this planet, maybe God's daughter is waiting for the
limelight?
Could be?
Huge gatherings of people, millions at a time, gathering to hear the words
of 'God's
Daughter'. Blanket media coverage.
Yup - when the New Jerusalem comes the Messiah will be a wondrous woman
who will
awe the world with her intelligence.
I can't wait.
why not start a cult about a female jesus? nah.. a woman running around the
desert with 12 men probably wouldnt work.. too much room for accusations of
shenanigans (then again, jesus running around the desert with 12 men... i
wonder how many gay orgies they had!)
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