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"Gospel" |
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05 Oct 2004 02:32:42 PM |
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Is it true ? |
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel
and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the
atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
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| User: "Steve" |
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05 Oct 2004 06:47:48 PM |
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"Gospel" <GospelNOSPAM@NOSPAM.NET> wrote in message
news:uFC8d.1296$Al3.415@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com...
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel
and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the
atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
Why is it that the religious seem to have some kind fetish for fairy stories
that suit their twised little outlook.
Steve
--
People are divided into two groups - the righteous and the unrighteous
- and the righteous do the dividing.
Lord Cohen
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| User: "John Baker" |
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10 Oct 2004 02:32:43 AM |
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On Wed, 6 Oct 2004 09:47:48 +1000, "Steve" <kmbs57@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Gospel" <GospelNOSPAM@NOSPAM.NET> wrote in message
news:uFC8d.1296$Al3.415@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com...
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel
and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the
atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
Why is it that the religious seem to have some kind fetish for fairy stories
that suit their twised little outlook.
Because their entire lives are built around one.
Steve
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| User: "stoney" |
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10 Oct 2004 12:01:32 PM |
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 07:32:43 GMT, John Baker <jbaker1@neo.rr.com>
wrote:
On Wed, 6 Oct 2004 09:47:48 +1000, "Steve" <kmbs57@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Gospel" <GospelNOSPAM@NOSPAM.NET> wrote in message
news:uFC8d.1296$Al3.415@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com...
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel
and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the
atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
Why is it that the religious seem to have some kind fetish for fairy stories
that suit their twised little outlook.
Because their entire lives are built around one.
I suspect 'wretched existance' is the proper descriptor.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
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07 Oct 2004 03:36:09 PM |
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On Wed, 6 Oct 2004 09:47:48 +1000, "Steve" <kmbs57@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Gospel" <GospelNOSPAM@NOSPAM.NET> wrote in message
news:uFC8d.1296$Al3.415@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com...
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel
and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the
atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
Why is it that the religious seem to have some kind fetish for fairy stories
that suit their twised little outlook.
They're heavilly into the sub and B&D cultures and highly resent those
who can't be bothered with the silly-arsed shiite.
**
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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06 Oct 2004 12:31:51 PM |
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Gospel wrote:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays
Oh, boy. The old April Fool's Day story. How original. <yawn>
< snip >
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
Wow. That's a damned long build-up to that punchline, Gossy. Don't
quit your day-job.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism
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| User: "" |
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07 Oct 2004 03:37:34 PM |
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On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 12:31:51 -0500, Tukla Ratte
<tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote:
Gospel wrote:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays
Oh, boy. The old April Fool's Day story. How original. <yawn>
< snip >
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
Wow. That's a damned long build-up to that punchline, Gossy. Don't
quit your day-job.
He spends all day battling Fred for the next day's GWB felching privs.
**
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
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| User: "wbarwell" |
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06 Oct 2004 03:52:22 PM |
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Tukla Ratte wrote:
Gospel wrote:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays
Oh, boy. The old April Fool's Day story. How original. <yawn>
< snip >
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
Wow. That's a damned long build-up to that punchline, Gossy. Don't
quit your day-job.
Well, actually, we have February 12, Darwin day, Darwin's birthday.
Galileo was born February 18, 1564.
We should take the week off.
Google: Darwin day.
Of course, we could be irritating and reclaim the
equinoxes and solstices as astronomical holidays.
And the quarterings too.
Spring Equinox
Beltane
Summer Solstice
Lugnasadh
Autumn Equinox
Samhain
Winter Solstice
Imbolc
The Autumnal Equinox was September 22, Samhain will be
November 7th, The Winter Solstice will be December 21.
See www.archaeoastronomy.com for details.
--
Kerry - two medals a silver and bronze star.
Bush? Well they don't give medals
for going AWOL, missing your medical and
getting grounded or falling off of a bar stool.
Kerry - a hero, Bush - a zero
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "Ash" |
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05 Oct 2004 02:50:15 PM |
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Gospel wrote:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel
and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the
atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
Of course it isn't true. Is April the 1st really a national holiday?
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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05 Oct 2004 04:10:26 PM |
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"Ash" <Ashamanic@winterfell73.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:cjuttl$muq$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
Gospel wrote:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel
and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate
the
atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
Of course it isn't true. Is April the 1st really a national holiday?
No, it's freaking "April Fools' Day". Usually duke is the moron that posts
this crap.
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Ash" |
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05 Oct 2004 04:19:36 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Ash" <Ashamanic@winterfell73.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:cjuttl$muq$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
Of course it isn't true. Is April the 1st really a national holiday?
No, it's freaking "April Fools' Day". Usually duke is the moron that posts
this crap.
Yeah, I know that, but in the joke, the atheist was complaining about
religious days being national holidays. The judge's answer makes no
sense if April the first isn't treated the same as the other days.
Though the generaly fuckwittery of the "joke2 is enough that such small
points are perhaps irrelavent
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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05 Oct 2004 02:59:26 PM |
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 20:50:15 +0100, Ash
<Ashamanic@winterfell73.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
Gospel wrote:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel
and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the
atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
Of course it isn't true. Is April the 1st really a national holiday?
Would the moron go into an Irish bar and tell Irish jokes to the
Irish? Or Polish jokes to a Pole? Black jokes to black people? And if
he did, would he whine when they beat the ***** out of him?
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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05 Oct 2004 04:13:14 PM |
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"Christopher A. Lee" <calee@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:86v5m0p7dchm74mlkgbh69opgsmodin3n3@4ax.com...
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 20:50:15 +0100, Ash
<Ashamanic@winterfell73.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
Gospel wrote:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the
constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of
the
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the
long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel
and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate
the
atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
Of course it isn't true. Is April the 1st really a national holiday?
Would the moron go into an Irish bar and tell Irish jokes to the
Irish? Or Polish jokes to a Pole? Black jokes to black people? And if
he did, would he whine when they beat the ***** out of him?
Well yeah, he would whine, but here we can't swing our fists.
He's a coward.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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06 Oct 2004 03:38:32 PM |
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 19:59:26 GMT, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 20:50:15 +0100, Ash
<Ashamanic@winterfell73.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
Gospel wrote:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel
and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the
atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
Of course it isn't true. Is April the 1st really a national holiday?
Would the moron go into an Irish bar and tell Irish jokes to the
Irish? Or Polish jokes to a Pole? Black jokes to black people? And if
he did, would he whine when they beat the ***** out of him?
Certainly.
**
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
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| User: "duke" |
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05 Oct 2004 05:12:20 PM |
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 20:50:15 +0100, Ash <Ashamanic@winterfell73.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
Of course it isn't true. Is April the 1st really a national holiday?
It's not supposed to be. so you atheists can have it - it's very appropriate.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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06 Oct 2004 12:21:56 PM |
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duke wrote:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 20:50:15 +0100, Ash <Ashamanic@winterfell73.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
Of course it isn't true. Is April the 1st really a national holiday?
It's not supposed to be. so you atheists can have it - it's very appropriate.
duke
Who needs it? We make fools of you theists *every* day.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism
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07 Oct 2004 03:31:26 PM |
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On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 12:21:56 -0500, Tukla Ratte
<tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote:
duke wrote:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 20:50:15 +0100, Ash <Ashamanic@winterfell73.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
Of course it isn't true. Is April the 1st really a national holiday?
It's not supposed to be. so you atheists can have it - it's very appropriate.
duke
Who needs it? We make fools of you theists *every* day.
Nah. Theists make fools out of themselves every day. Atheists do
nothing more than turn the spotlight on.
**
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
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10 Oct 2004 02:27:45 AM |
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On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 13:31:26 -0700, wrote:
On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 12:21:56 -0500, Tukla Ratte
<tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote:
duke wrote:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 20:50:15 +0100, Ash <Ashamanic@winterfell73.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
Of course it isn't true. Is April the 1st really a national holiday?
It's not supposed to be. so you atheists can have it - it's very appropriate.
duke
Who needs it? We make fools of you theists *every* day.
Nah. Theists make fools out of themselves every day. Atheists do
nothing more than turn the spotlight on.
Yep. One believer like 'Gospel', Duke, or Raytard Ambrosini does more
to make religion (and the religious) look foolish than 100 atheists
could ever hope to.
And what's more, they're too stupid to realize it.
**
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
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10 Oct 2004 11:59:36 AM |
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 07:27:45 GMT, John Baker <jbaker1@neo.rr.com>
wrote:
On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 13:31:26 -0700, wrote:
On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 12:21:56 -0500, Tukla Ratte
<tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote:
duke wrote:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 20:50:15 +0100, Ash <Ashamanic@winterfell73.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
Of course it isn't true. Is April the 1st really a national holiday?
It's not supposed to be. so you atheists can have it - it's very appropriate.
duke
Who needs it? We make fools of you theists *every* day.
Nah. Theists make fools out of themselves every day. Atheists do
nothing more than turn the spotlight on.
Yep. One believer like 'Gospel', Duke, or Raytard Ambrosini does more
to make religion (and the religious) look foolish than 100 atheists
could ever hope to.
And what's more, they're too stupid to realize it.
They're following in the clergical footsteps. Clergy shows their
amorality at almost every step and the brainless followers aren't
equipped to recognize it. (I'm surprised the male sheep can figure
out what to do with the female sheep, and vice versa)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
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06 Oct 2004 12:35:34 PM |
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Tukla Ratte <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote:
duke wrote:
Ash <Ashamanic@winterfell73.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
Of course it isn't true. Is April the 1st really a national holiday?
It's not supposed to be. so you atheists can have it - it's very
appropriate.
Who needs it? We make fools of you theists *every* day.
Seems to me, more often than not, that they make fools of themselves and
we just point it out.
--
Frank Wustner
Atheist #119
BAAWA Knight
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05 Oct 2004 03:07:35 PM |
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No, it isn't true. Funny story though, if you're
bigoted in that particular way.
--
Graham Kennedy
Creator and Author,
Daystrom Institute Technical Library
http://www.ditl.org
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| User: "duke" |
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05 Oct 2004 05:13:07 PM |
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 21:07:35 +0100, Graham Kennedy <graham@ditl.org> wrote:
No, it isn't true. Funny story though, if you're
bigoted in that particular way.
No, really. It's a day that fits perfectly in your agenda.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "John Baker" |
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10 Oct 2004 02:28:59 AM |
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 17:13:07 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 21:07:35 +0100, Graham Kennedy <graham@ditl.org> wrote:
No, it isn't true. Funny story though, if you're
bigoted in that particular way.
No, really. It's a day that fits perfectly in your agenda.
Yes. It's the day we set aside to honor all those who believe without
evidence and base their lives on a foolish superstition.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Graham Kennedy" |
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06 Oct 2004 04:32:35 PM |
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duke wrote:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 21:07:35 +0100, Graham Kennedy <graham@ditl.org> wrote:
No, it isn't true. Funny story though, if you're
bigoted in that particular way.
No, really. It's a day that fits perfectly in your agenda.
Sorry, don't have one of those.
--
Graham Kennedy
Creator and Author,
Daystrom Institute Technical Library
http://www.ditl.org
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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05 Oct 2004 06:33:41 PM |
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 19:32:42 +0000 in episode
<uFC8d.1296$Al3.415@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com> we saw our hero Gospel
<GospelNOSPAM@NOSPAM.NET>:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while
the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel and
declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah... and
yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the
atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April
1st!"
My, you're a hateful little ***** aren't you?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "John Baker" |
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10 Oct 2004 02:32:00 AM |
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 18:33:41 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 19:32:42 +0000 in episode
<uFC8d.1296$Al3.415@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com> we saw our hero Gospel
<GospelNOSPAM@NOSPAM.NET>:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while
the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel and
declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah... and
yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the
atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April
1st!"
My, you're a hateful little ***** aren't you?
Typical "good Christian". <G>
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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10 Oct 2004 09:49:06 AM |
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 07:32:00 +0000 in episode
<bfphm0t322eg89ib59blqvt6ad67k0v8pr@4ax.com> we saw our hero John Baker
<jbaker1@neo.rr.com>:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 18:33:41 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 19:32:42 +0000 in episode
<uFC8d.1296$Al3.415@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com> we saw our hero Gospel
<GospelNOSPAM@NOSPAM.NET>:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the
constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their
holidays while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of
the godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the
long, passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his
gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate
the atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
My, you're a hateful little ***** aren't you?
Typical "good Christian". <G>
What *is it about a religion that cannot be "practiced" unless they have
someone to put down?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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10 Oct 2004 10:33:32 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CvydnQAeoLB_1vTcRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 07:32:00 +0000 in episode
<bfphm0t322eg89ib59blqvt6ad67k0v8pr@4ax.com> we saw our hero John Baker
<jbaker1@neo.rr.com>:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 18:33:41 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 19:32:42 +0000 in episode
<uFC8d.1296$Al3.415@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com> we saw our hero Gospel
<GospelNOSPAM@NOSPAM.NET>:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over
the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact
the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the
constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their
holidays while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of
the godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the
long, passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his
gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate
the atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
My, you're a hateful little ***** aren't you?
Typical "good Christian". <G>
What *is it about a religion that cannot be "practiced" unless they have
someone to put down?
It proves how little confidence they have in their own beliefs when
they feel that they have to put down the beliefs or lack of religious
beliefs of others. Such 'Christians' are more to be pitied than
anything else. But, along with the pity, you have to watch them very
carefully, since they can get very nasty when their weaknesses are
pointed out to them.
--
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
alt.atheism atheist/agnostic list name collector
BAAWA Knight & EAC Bible thumper thumper
http://questioner.www2.50megs.com
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never
stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and
neither do we." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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10 Oct 2004 09:57:50 AM |
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 09:49:06 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 07:32:00 +0000 in episode
<bfphm0t322eg89ib59blqvt6ad67k0v8pr@4ax.com> we saw our hero John Baker
<jbaker1@neo.rr.com>:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 18:33:41 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 19:32:42 +0000 in episode
<uFC8d.1296$Al3.415@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com> we saw our hero Gospel
<GospelNOSPAM@NOSPAM.NET>:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the
constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their
holidays while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of
the godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the
long, passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his
gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate
the atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
My, you're a hateful little ***** aren't you?
Typical "good Christian". <G>
What *is it about a religion that cannot be "practiced" unless they have
someone to put down?
It's not just religion. For a while now the US has been about
self-esteem. It gets bolstered by demeaning others, rather than by
actually doing something to raise it.
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| User: "stoney" |
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10 Oct 2004 12:00:32 PM |
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 09:49:06 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 07:32:00 +0000 in episode
<bfphm0t322eg89ib59blqvt6ad67k0v8pr@4ax.com> we saw our hero John Baker
<jbaker1@neo.rr.com>:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 18:33:41 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 19:32:42 +0000 in episode
<uFC8d.1296$Al3.415@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com> we saw our hero Gospel
<GospelNOSPAM@NOSPAM.NET>:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the
constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their
holidays while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of
the godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the
long, passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his
gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate
the atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
My, you're a hateful little ***** aren't you?
Typical "good Christian". <G>
What *is it about a religion that cannot be "practiced" unless they have
someone to put down?
They need something to be terminal failures at like God/Jesus.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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05 Oct 2004 09:34:00 PM |
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 19:32:42 +0000 in episode
<uFC8d.1296$Al3.415@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com> we saw our hero Gospel
<GospelNOSPAM@NOSPAM.NET>:
Is it true ?
No, it's a lie.
Pretty typical for a Christian though...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "" |
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05 Oct 2004 03:10:57 PM |
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 19:32:42 GMT, Gospel <GospelNOSPAM@NOSPAM.NET>
wrote:
Hooray For That Judge In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the
preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the
local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the
godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long,
passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel
and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the
Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...
and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your
client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the
atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for
atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same
date---April 1st!"
Gee, thanks! I don't think I've heard that one in at least a few
months. The sad thing is that every time some ignorant christer
***** posts it, they seem to think they found something original.
They are wrong.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/atheist.asp
Go tell it to some of your other sheep friends. It never happened, but
they're so gullible that they'll believe it. They'll pat you on the
back and tell you what a fine christian you are, and hey then they'll
go spread it to other ignorant christers. They'll email it to their
other ignorant christer friends, too. But hey, that's how you got it,
right?
I guess bearing false witness is ok if you lie for jebus.
Being a christian must be hard. I'd never remember when or to whom I
was supposed to lie.
--
zamboni
#2139
Denigrator of Theists
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