Religions > Atheism > Is there an atheist that can help me with a Circular Saw question ?
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"Dave in Lake Villa" |
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23 Nov 2007 05:41:10 PM |
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Is there an atheist that can help me with a Circular Saw question ? |
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? =A0 I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. =A0 Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
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23 Nov 2007 06:22:08 PM |
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"Dave in Lake Villa" <DaveInLakeVilla@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:27666-47476516-1447@storefull-3232.bay.webtv.net...
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
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hahahahaha moron!
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| User: "" |
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23 Nov 2007 08:42:30 PM |
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On Nov 23, 4:22 pm, "GoDrex" <godre...@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Dave in Lake Villa" <DaveInLakeVi...@webtv.net> wrote in messagenews:27666-47476516-1447@storefull-3232.bay.webtv.net...
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
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hahahahaha moron!
Theist like you need to focus on probability. After all, the saws
exist and therefore similarities prove that they evolved. If you give
it a few millions of years it could evolve.
JM
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: Is there an atheist that can help me with a Circular Saw question? |
23 Nov 2007 09:24:20 PM |
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wrote:
On Nov 23, 4:22 pm, "GoDrex" <godre...@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Dave in Lake Villa" <DaveInLakeVi...@webtv.net> wrote in messagenews:27666-47476516-1447@storefull-3232.bay.webtv.net...
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
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hahahahaha moron!
Theist like you need to focus on probability. After all, the saws
exist and therefore similarities prove that they evolved. If you give
it a few millions of years it could evolve.
If we gave you a few million years, you might actually grow a second
brain cell with which to form an actual thought.
That would be evolution. Then again, since you apparently are a throw
back to pre-dust cloud age of the earth, we can't expect too much from
you nameless.
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There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor http://www.secularity.com/ktayloraz
A.A #1143 http://azhotops.blogspot.com/
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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24 Nov 2007 01:22:30 AM |
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"Dave in Lake Villa" <DaveInLakeVilla@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:27666-47476516-1447@storefull-3232.bay.webtv.net...
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parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ?
Just get a couple Christians to pray for it
and it'll happen right away. Mathew 18:19
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| User: "Ed" |
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23 Nov 2007 07:32:11 PM |
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(Dave in Lake Villa) wrote in news:27666-
47476516-1447@storefull-3232.bay.webtv.net:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life).
I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects
;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single
speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
You need to put it outside exposed to the weather so it can evolve
faster.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "IbeDavid" |
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23 Nov 2007 08:58:41 PM |
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On Nov 23, 7:32 pm, Ed <wo...@charter.net> wrote:
DaveInLakeVi...@webtv.net (Dave in Lake Villa) wrote in news:27666-
47476516-1...@storefull-3232.bay.webtv.net:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life).
I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects
;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single
speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
You need to put it outside exposed to the weather so it can evolve
faster.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."- Hide quoted text -
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REPLY: Wooden, Good suggestion. Do you know if there is a Chart
available that shows the approx. time Natural Selection takes to go
from a Circular Saw to a new Transition (Jig Saw) ?? And if the
outdoor windchill factor has a direct bearing on it ? What about
Pampermia too .... is it possible Aliens might have a good stock level
on Circular Saw to Jig Saw transitions ??? Any run off of hydrogen
power perhaps ? Maybe i should be asking Prof. Dawkins these
questions since hes the expert .
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| User: "Matt Silberstein" |
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29 Nov 2007 12:03:45 AM |
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On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:58:41 -0800 (PST), in alt.atheism , IbeDavid
<norman706@gmail.com> in
<5b374e65-3706-4523-9874-baabab531fa7@f3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>
wrote:
On Nov 23, 7:32 pm, Ed <wo...@charter.net> wrote:
DaveInLakeVi...@webtv.net (Dave in Lake Villa) wrote in news:27666-
47476516-1...@storefull-3232.bay.webtv.net:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life).
I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects
;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single
speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
You need to put it outside exposed to the weather so it can evolve
faster.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
REPLY: Wooden, Good suggestion. Do you know if there is a Chart
available that shows the approx. time Natural Selection takes to go
from a Circular Saw to a new Transition (Jig Saw) ?? And if the
outdoor windchill factor has a direct bearing on it ? What about
Pampermia too .... is it possible Aliens might have a good stock level
on Circular Saw to Jig Saw transitions ??? Any run off of hydrogen
power perhaps ? Maybe i should be asking Prof. Dawkins these
questions since hes the expert .
Such a chart would be measure in units of reproductive cycle. What is
the reproductive time of a circular saw?
--
Matt Silberstein
Do something today about the Darfur Genocide
http://www.beawitness.org
http://www.darfurgenocide.org
http://www.savedarfur.org
"Darfur: A Genocide We can Stop"
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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30 Nov 2007 09:50:39 PM |
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In article <5hlsk3ha6dlgq0kaf134av4iq5ec3sshfs@
4ax.com>, Matt Silberstein said...
Such a chart would be measure in units of reproductive cycle. What is
the reproductive time of a circular saw?
Circular saws -- like spiders -- must be tenuous when
approaching one another for mating purposes.
Successful copulation requires great Skil. <groan>
Fun fact: circular saw larvae are Exacto knife blades.
Only later in life do they acquire the characteristic
round-bladed shape and begin to emit the pheromone
which makes them attractive to construction workers.
The chemical lure also induces strange vocalizations
in the workers: "Heyyyyyy, baby" and "Wooooooo" and
"Did you catch 'The View' yesterday?"
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "Matt Silberstein" |
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02 Dec 2007 08:57:58 PM |
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On Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:50:39 -0500, in alt.atheism , Brian E. Clark
<reply@newsgroup.only.please> in
<MPG.21baa41d3d243e0d98acd7@216.196.97.136> wrote:
In article <5hlsk3ha6dlgq0kaf134av4iq5ec3sshfs@
4ax.com>, Matt Silberstein said...
Such a chart would be measure in units of reproductive cycle. What is
the reproductive time of a circular saw?
Circular saws -- like spiders -- must be tenuous when
approaching one another for mating purposes.
Successful copulation requires great Skil. <groan>
Fun fact: circular saw larvae are Exacto knife blades.
Only later in life do they acquire the characteristic
round-bladed shape and begin to emit the pheromone
which makes them attractive to construction workers.
The chemical lure also induces strange vocalizations
in the workers: "Heyyyyyy, baby" and "Wooooooo" and
"Did you catch 'The View' yesterday?"
I was going to say something about wire coat hangers and paperclips,
but decided that self-preservation was a better idea.
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Matt Silberstein
Do something today about the Darfur Genocide
http://www.beawitness.org
http://www.darfurgenocide.org
http://www.savedarfur.org
"Darfur: A Genocide We can Stop"
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| User: "Ken" |
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| Title: Re: Is there an atheist that can help me with a Circular Saw question? HEY DIMWIT |
29 Nov 2007 06:56:39 PM |
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On Nov 23, 6:58 pm, IbeDavid <norman...@gmail.com> wrote: (snipped by
DumpBS.exe)
Why not comment on some of these replies?
Or should we all assume you're just a f**kin troll who can't/won't
back up your desperate attention seeking posts?
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Is there an atheist that can help me with a Circular Saw question ? HEY DIMWIT |
29 Nov 2007 09:12:18 PM |
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"Ken" <flakey714@aol.com> wrote in message
news:e1f38e2a-5820-4774-9d2f-233cd55f40d9@e25g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
On Nov 23, 6:58 pm, IbeDavid <norman...@gmail.com> wrote: (snipped by
DumpBS.exe)
Why not comment on some of these replies?
Or should we all assume you're just a f**kin troll who can't/won't
back up your desperate attention seeking posts?
He's JYoung and this is nothing new for him.
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| User: "James Dale Guckert" |
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| Title: Re: Is there an atheist that can help me with a Circular Saw question ? HEY DIMWIT |
29 Nov 2007 08:41:18 PM |
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In article
<e1f38e2a-5820-4774-9d2f-233cd55f40d9@e25g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
Ken <flakey714@aol.com> wrote:
On Nov 23, 6:58 pm, IbeDavid <norman...@gmail.com> wrote: (snipped by
DumpBS.exe)
Why not comment on some of these replies?
Or should we all assume you're just a f**kin troll who can't/won't
back up your desperate attention seeking posts?
Oh, Davey and I have gotten into long threads in a different newsgroup
before. So he's an on-and-off troll. The things that are consistent
are the nearly incoherent syntax, deliberate ignorance, and reliable
illogic.... all serving the purpose of making his god look like a
wild-eyed fool.
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James Guckert / Rich Gannon / ***** for Bush
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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24 Nov 2007 02:40:38 PM |
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(Dave in Lake Villa) wrote in news:27666-
47476516-1447@storefull-3232.bay.webtv.net:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life).
I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects
;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single
speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
Try shoving it in your poop chute. That's what made the Catholic Church
great.
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Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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25 Nov 2007 08:38:59 AM |
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Dave in Lake Villa wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
Well, if you can manage to get your circular saw to mate with a
reciprocating saw, their offspring should be varying types of jigsaws,
though you might get a ***** file or (if you're very unlucky) a hacksaw.
Just make sure your reciprocating saw is a virgin before the mating. You
might never tell what you'll get with a ***** saw for a mother...
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "James Dale Guckert" |
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23 Nov 2007 06:34:34 PM |
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In article <27666-47476516-1447@storefull-3232.bay.webtv.net>,
(Dave in Lake Villa) wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
What's the matter, Davey? Prayer not working?
Did the former "Mrs. in Lake Villa" (if there ever was one) run off with
a man (or woman... or both) who gives her the "right stuff" in bed,
leaving you financially unable to afford to buy a new saw with her
money?
You should not squander the alimony she pays you on your WebTV
connection. The Internet will get along just fine without your
unabashed dishonesty.
--
James Guckert / Rich Gannon / ***** for Bush
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| User: "655321" |
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24 Nov 2007 01:42:47 PM |
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In article <27666-47476516-1447@storefull-3232.bay.webtv.net>,
(Dave in Lake Villa) wrote:
how long could I expect the Natural Selection process to take in
order to produce a fully functioning Jig Saw from the materials
therein , and of course, giving it all the time necessary to make the
required transition ?
For what resources is this circular saw in competition with other
appliances? In what way is the current configuration of the circular
saw poorly adapted to current circumstances? How many offspring does
the circular saw lay (or bear) in one cycle, and how many times during a
year does it spawn?
How long to you have to live?
--
655321
"We are heroes in error" -- Ahmad Chalabi
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| User: "" |
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25 Nov 2007 11:50:27 AM |
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On 24 nov, 00:41, (Dave in Lake Villa)
wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
Natural selection only works if there is somethong natural to select.
In an environment like yours where life is already present,
abiogenesis should be ruled out. With human beings present, other
lifeforms have little chance of competing, so we would have to
calculate the chances of human beings doing it.
The average garage is sold in about 20 odd years, about 1/10 of the
buyers will have a jig-saw so you will have to wait 200 years.
That's about 20 million times faster than evolution would take :-)
Of course jig-saws may not even exist anymore in 200 jears, but
chances are that they do.
Now what's your silly point?
Peter van Velzen
November 2007
Amstelveen
The Netherlands
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| User: "stoney" |
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04 Dec 2007 11:57:39 PM |
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On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:41:10 -0600, (Dave in
Lake Villa) wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering
if I'm [] objectively seen as; dishonest, pig
ignorant, and extremely stupid-the answer is 'Yes.'
Now bend over for your perverted shaman.
[]
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| User: "William Wingstedt" |
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23 Nov 2007 09:36:40 PM |
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On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:41:10 -0600, (Dave in
Lake Villa) wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ?
You have two choices, both are equally preferable. Wait forever for
you jig saw to be born, or wait forever for your projects to be done
by little elves. You might consider just buying a jigsaw in the
meantime, it'll bring quite a handsome price as an antique when your
naturally occuring one shows up.
A0 I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. =A0 Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
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23 Nov 2007 09:14:52 PM |
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On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:41:10 -0600, (Dave in
Lake Villa) wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? Â I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Â Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
Don't you have a fake degree in mechanical engineering to go with your
phoney chemistry diploma?
Here's how to do it:
Saw your head off, and thereby increase your IQ by 372 points.
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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23 Nov 2007 06:27:14 PM |
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On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:41:10 -0600, (Dave in Lake
Villa) wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
Evolution occurs through successive generations. Therefore, I suggest you
start the process by attempting to mate with your saw. Just make sure you get
it really turned on during the foreplay.
Ben
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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23 Nov 2007 09:07:35 PM |
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Ben Kaufman wrote:
Evolution occurs through successive generations. Therefore, I suggest you
start the process by attempting to mate with your saw. Just make sure you get
it really turned on during the foreplay.
yup, this is definitely the way to go! get someone to record video
and give us the youtube link
Jim
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| User: "Liz" |
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24 Nov 2007 04:55:35 PM |
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On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:27:14 -0500, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:41:10 -0600, (Dave in Lake
Villa) wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
Evolution occurs through successive generations. Therefore, I suggest you
start the process by attempting to mate with your saw. Just make sure you get
it really turned on during the foreplay.
LOL Sounds like a Darwin award in the making.
Liz #658 BAAWA
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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24 Nov 2007 08:30:55 PM |
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 17:55:35 -0500, Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:27:14 -0500, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:41:10 -0600, (Dave in Lake
Villa) wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? Â I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Â Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
Evolution occurs through successive generations. Therefore, I suggest you
start the process by attempting to mate with your saw. Just make sure you get
it really turned on during the foreplay.
LOL Sounds like a Darwin award in the making.
Hope springs internal.
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| User: "MarkA" |
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24 Nov 2007 10:35:53 AM |
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On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:41:10 -0600, Dave in Lake Villa wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
Well Dave, first you need another circular saw of the opposite gender. I
realize that you probably have no idea about what sex is, or where babies
come from, and we won't go into that now. Some people believe that
the Great Maker of All Things doesn't want people to know much about
the bodies that He made for them. Just take my word for it that you need
a mommy circular saw, and a daddy circular saw. When they have very
special feelings for each other, they will get married, in a proper
religious ceremony before the All-Powerful, All-Wise Great Circular Saw,
and have lots of baby circular saws.
Now, some of these baby circular saws will be a little different from
their siblings. This is because of something that has to do with that
dirty 'sex' thing that we agreed not to talk about. When those baby
circular saws grow up to have families of their own, some of their
children will be even more different. As that goes on, generation after
generation, eventually some of those later circular saws will develop the
ability to do things that their ancestors couldn't. Like, for example,
the ability to think clearly. As they get better and better at doing the
new thing, eventually they become different enough that they are no longer
called circular saws.
Now, isn't that just so fucking obvious that it makes you wonder why some
people think it just can't happen? Especially when those people are
unable to produce a reason why it can't happen, other than to say that it
just can't? Hopefully, in a few more generations, more people will have
brains that work well, and such stupidity will become as extinct as T rex.
Glad to help out.
--
MarkA
(This space accidentally filled in)
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| User: "Liz" |
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24 Nov 2007 04:49:24 PM |
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:35:53 -0500, MarkA <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:
In answer to:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:41:10 -0600, Dave in Lake Villa wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need ...
how long could I expect the Natural Selection process to take in order
to produce a fully functioning Jig Saw from the materials therein
~
Well Dave, first you need another circular saw of the opposite gender. I
realize that you probably have no idea about what sex is, or where babies
come from, and we won't go into that now. Some people believe that
the Great Maker of All Things doesn't want people to know much about
the bodies that He made for them. Just take my word for it that you need
a mommy circular saw, and a daddy circular saw. When they have very
special feelings for each other, they will get married, in a proper
religious ceremony before the All-Powerful, All-Wise Great Circular Saw,
and have lots of baby circular saws.
Now, some of these baby circular saws will be a little different from
their siblings. This is because of something that has to do with that
dirty 'sex' thing that we agreed not to talk about. When those baby
circular saws grow up to have families of their own, some of their
children will be even more different. As that goes on, generation after
generation, eventually some of those later circular saws will develop the
ability to do things that their ancestors couldn't. Like, for example,
the ability to think clearly. As they get better and better at doing the
new thing, eventually they become different enough that they are no longer
called circular saws.
Now, isn't that just so fucking obvious that it makes you wonder why some
people think it just can't happen? Especially when those people are
unable to produce a reason why it can't happen, other than to say that it
just can't? Hopefully, in a few more generations, more people will have
brains that work well, and such stupidity will become as extinct as T rex.
Glad to help out.
~
I know it's rather long, but this is so good it can't be cut. I
demand a second.
Liz #658 BAAWA
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: AQotM Nomination: Is there an atheist that can help me with a Circular Saw question ? |
25 Nov 2007 11:18:13 AM |
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Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in
news:eaahk3dk3e5hua6b72d5jrj3bfu4v0kniu@4ax.com:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:35:53 -0500, MarkA <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:
In answer to:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:41:10 -0600, Dave in Lake Villa wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need ...
how long could I expect the Natural Selection process to take in
order to produce a fully functioning Jig Saw from the materials
therein
~
Well Dave, first you need another circular saw of the opposite gender.
I realize that you probably have no idea about what sex is, or where
babies come from, and we won't go into that now. Some people believe
that the Great Maker of All Things doesn't want people to know much
about the bodies that He made for them. Just take my word for it that
you need a mommy circular saw, and a daddy circular saw. When they
have very special feelings for each other, they will get married, in a
proper religious ceremony before the All-Powerful, All-Wise Great
Circular Saw, and have lots of baby circular saws.
Now, some of these baby circular saws will be a little different from
their siblings. This is because of something that has to do with that
dirty 'sex' thing that we agreed not to talk about. When those baby
circular saws grow up to have families of their own, some of their
children will be even more different. As that goes on, generation
after generation, eventually some of those later circular saws will
develop the ability to do things that their ancestors couldn't. Like,
for example, the ability to think clearly. As they get better and
better at doing the new thing, eventually they become different enough
that they are no longer called circular saws.
Now, isn't that just so fucking obvious that it makes you wonder why
some people think it just can't happen? Especially when those people
are unable to produce a reason why it can't happen, other than to say
that it just can't? Hopefully, in a few more generations, more people
will have brains that work well, and such stupidity will become as
extinct as T rex.
Glad to help out.
~
I know it's rather long, but this is so good it can't be cut. I
demand a second.
Yes, ma'am. =D
Seconded.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.
--Edward R. Murrow
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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27 Nov 2007 03:43:43 AM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in
news:eaahk3dk3e5hua6b72d5jrj3bfu4v0kniu@4ax.com:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:35:53 -0500, MarkA <nobody@nowhere.com> wrote:
In answer to:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:41:10 -0600, Dave in Lake Villa wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need ...
how long could I expect the Natural Selection process to take in
order to produce a fully functioning Jig Saw from the materials
therein
~
Well Dave, first you need another circular saw of the opposite gender.
I realize that you probably have no idea about what sex is, or where
babies come from, and we won't go into that now. Some people believe
that the Great Maker of All Things doesn't want people to know much
about the bodies that He made for them. Just take my word for it that
you need a mommy circular saw, and a daddy circular saw. When they
have very special feelings for each other, they will get married, in a
proper religious ceremony before the All-Powerful, All-Wise Great
Circular Saw, and have lots of baby circular saws.
Now, some of these baby circular saws will be a little different from
their siblings. This is because of something that has to do with that
dirty 'sex' thing that we agreed not to talk about. When those baby
circular saws grow up to have families of their own, some of their
children will be even more different. As that goes on, generation
after generation, eventually some of those later circular saws will
develop the ability to do things that their ancestors couldn't. Like,
for example, the ability to think clearly. As they get better and
better at doing the new thing, eventually they become different enough
that they are no longer called circular saws.
Now, isn't that just so fucking obvious that it makes you wonder why
some people think it just can't happen? Especially when those people
are unable to produce a reason why it can't happen, other than to say
that it just can't? Hopefully, in a few more generations, more people
will have brains that work well, and such stupidity will become as
extinct as T rex.
Glad to help out.
~
I know it's rather long, but this is so good it can't be cut. I
demand a second.
Yes, ma'am. =D
Seconded.
Recorded
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Davej" |
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23 Nov 2007 10:18:13 PM |
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On Nov 23, 5:41 pm, (Dave in Lake Villa)
wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design [...]
What you have is an old fossil. These don't evolve. They merely show
how things once were.
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| User: "Ferd Farkel" |
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| Title: Re: Is there an atheist that can help me with a Circular Saw question? |
24 Nov 2007 08:26:46 PM |
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On Nov 23, 6:41 pm, (Dave in Lake Villa)
wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Saws clearly illustrate the ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny
principle.
Saws meant to cut with the grain of a timber have teeth based on
chisels. Saws meant to cut across the grain use a row of knives.
All wood cutting tools prior to the late 20th century evolved from
either
chisels or knives.
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| User: "Mike" |
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| Title: Re: Is there an atheist that can help me with a Circular Saw question? |
24 Nov 2007 02:05:08 AM |
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On Nov 23, 6:41 pm, (Dave in Lake Villa)
wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ?
Dear imbecile,
Jig saws do not evolve naturally. It is written in Genesis, "And
God commanded the waters to bring forth jig saws, and chain saws, and
hack saws, each after their own kind. And God blessed them and said,
"Be fruitful and multiply." Hope this makes everything clear to your
extremely feeble brain.
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| User: "Ferd Farkel" |
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23 Nov 2007 10:18:30 PM |
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On Nov 23, 6:41 pm, (Dave in Lake Villa)
wrote:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
Different niches. Circular saws cut straight lines, and
jigsaws cut curves.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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23 Nov 2007 09:59:02 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, (Dave in Lake Villa)
bloodied us up with this:
Ive got a very old Circular Saw in the garage which i dont need (and I
suspect it knows that i dont need it...as it has become obsolete in
design and has suffered quite a few mutations during its useful life). I
could however make very good use out of a Jig Saw for various projects ;
Therefore, Im wondering ... if the environment is right (ie: sawdust on
the floor and wood laying on the shelves) , the ambient temperature is
favorable, electricity is available, and many of the same fundamental
parts exist between the two.... how long could I expect the Natural
Selection process to take in order to produce a fully functioning Jig
Saw from the materials therein , and of course, giving it all the time
necessary to make the required transition ? I dont expect to witness
the transition process as Dr. Dawkins said No One has ... and i promise
i wont peek in the garage to see how its coming along. Thank you.
P.S. * Im not looking for a variable speed Jig Saw...just a single speed
Transitional Unit will suffice.
Give it a few billion years, then check it out.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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24 Nov 2007 02:26:53 AM |
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Translation: "I have no fucking clue about science, and especially I don't
know ***** about evolutionary theory".
Not that this admission was needed. We all know already. _No_ morontheist
knows anything about science.
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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