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Religions > Atheism |
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"HVAC" |
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24 Oct 2005 01:36:44 PM |
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Islam or Christianity // If you had to choose. |
"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
news:ljhol1lulgsmj3fq3tt0hoqvdmg3qbhgcs@4ax.com...
I know it's probably been asked before in these Newsgroups, but...
If you had to choose Islam or Christianity to follow...
(by the order of the great almighty all powerful everywhere universal
law monster or whatever)
... which one would you choose?
My religion would be populated by hot chicks who's ages and IQ's
could not exceed 40 combined.
These females (who would reverently be called "sluts") would parade
around the church (my house) naked. They would have to raise their
hand and get my permission if they wanted to speak.
Their main function would be to fight each other to give me oral.
PS- Hair whipping during these fights earns extra holiness.
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| User: "Ugly Bob" |
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| Title: Re: Islam or Christianity // If you had to choose. |
24 Oct 2005 10:48:48 PM |
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"HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1130179004.526359.75020@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
news:ljhol1lulgsmj3fq3tt0hoqvdmg3qbhgcs@4ax.com...
I know it's probably been asked before in these Newsgroups, but...
If you had to choose Islam or Christianity to follow...
(by the order of the great almighty all powerful everywhere universal
law monster or whatever)
... which one would you choose?
My religion would be populated by hot chicks who's ages and IQ's
could not exceed 40 combined.
These females (who would reverently be called "sluts") would parade
around the church (my house) naked. They would have to raise their
hand and get my permission if they wanted to speak.
Their main function would be to fight each other to give me oral.
PS- Hair whipping during these fights earns extra holiness.
So, how is one to join this here religion? It sure beats hell out of
all the others :-)
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| User: "Sir Gilligan Horry" |
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| Title: Re: Islam or Christianity // If you had to choose. |
24 Oct 2005 01:52:11 PM |
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On 24 Oct 2005 11:36:44 -0700, "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
news:ljhol1lulgsmj3fq3tt0hoqvdmg3qbhgcs@4ax.com...
I know it's probably been asked before in these Newsgroups, but...
If you had to choose Islam or Christianity to follow...
(by the order of the great almighty all powerful everywhere universal
law monster or whatever)
... which one would you choose?
(snip, in case Alexa tries to make it look like I posted your words
again)
.......
LOL
...would parade
around the church (my house) naked.
Heh :-)
Not naked all the time.
Fashion is lovely.
http://www.happyhair.com.tw/images/fashion/200501/fashion-spring-p01.gif
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