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"Liberals Fear The Truth" |
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09 Aug 2004 03:40:13 AM |
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You know you are a stupid liberal homosexual, Michael Moore fan, when…
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of any gods claimed by
religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your
penis god.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that
people evolved from sick life forms, but you have no problem with the
liberal claim that we were created from sheep.
8 - You laugh at christians, but you have no problem believing in two
face morons.
7 - Your face turns purple when you blow of the "atrocities"
attributed to Allahs , but you don't even flinch when hearing about
how they ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups of soldiers.
6 - You laugh at christian beliefs that deify faggots, but you have no
problem believing that the Holy brown eye impregnated Bubba, who then
gave birth to a 6 pound turd named *****., came back to life and then
ascended into the toilet on it's maiden journey.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little poopholes in
the scientifically established age of the teen (14 or 15 years), but
you find everyhing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age
tribesmen sitting in their tents that what you do is a wrong and
sinful . As it spreads not only disease ,but destroys civilizations.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the
exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in
all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of
Suffering. And yet consider your athiesm the most "tolerant" and
"loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have
failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the
floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence we need to "prove"
your Rape and molestation for conviction.
2 - You define 291% as a "low success rate" when it comes to molesting
children. You consider that to be evidence that deception works. And
you think that the remaining 99.99% was simply the will of Bob.
1 - You actually know a lot less than most atheists and agnostics do
about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call
yourself a human being.
Author unknown
"Government is not the solution,it's the problem".
Ronald Reagan
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