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User: "stoney"
Date: 02 Nov 2004 01:50:18 PM
Object: It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for rabid right-wing Republicans.
http://www.niagarafallsreporter.com/column185.html
PHONE-Y' BILL O'REILLY GETS COMEUPPANCE
By Mike Hudson
It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for rabid right-wing
Republicans.
Almost.
First they found out that their icon Rush Limbaugh is a pathetic dope
addict, that Matt Drudge is a self-loathing homosexual and that
morality czar Bill Bennett's a degenerate gambler. All three made
millions preaching to their idiot choir about the evils of drugs,
sodomy and lack of self-control.
Then the wingnuts discovered their fearless leader -- George W. Bush
-- lied to them about weapons of mass destruction and the links
between Saddam Hussein and al-Qaeda in order to invade Iraq, a course
of action that has thus far claimed the lives of 1,100 brave
Americans.
And now they find that morality beacon Bill O'Reilly, the bullyboy of
FOX News, is a pervert.
Andrea Mackris, 33, who worked as a producer on O'Reilly's show, filed
suit in state Supreme Court last week charging him with sexual
harassment. In an incredible 22-page complaint, Mackris details a
litany of lewd charges involving phone sex, masturbation, vibrators,
threesomes and other sexual fantasies.
For his part, O'Reilly filed a countersuit, accusing Mackris and her
attorney of attempting to shake him down. I've read a lot of lawsuits
over the past three decades and this one reads more like a press
release. In fact, it's the most poorly written lawsuit I've read since
O'Reilly and FOX sued the comedian Al Franken for using the words
"fair and balanced" in the title of a book that made fun of O'Reilly.
And that suit was thrown out of court by a judge who was literally
laughing.
Mackris' complaint, which you can read online at
www.thesmokinggun.com, contains extensive quotations that would
strongly indicate she taped O' Reilly at his rudest and crudest. He
is, apparently, what working girls refer to as a "phone freak." That
is, he gets his kinky kicks out of talking dirty to women on the
telephone.
Far be it from me to criticize anyone's idea of a good time, but
O'Reilly's holier-than-thou attitude, expressed ad nauseam on
television and radio as well as in best-selling books and a syndicated
newspaper column, begs a closer inspection.
The extent of O'Reilly's obsession with Bill Clinton's sex life can be
indicated by a quick Google search. Type in the words "O'Reilly +
Clinton + sex" and you'll find 25,900 hits. He's devoted whole
programs to the alleged sexual misconduct of singer R. Kelly. And when
Janet Jackson's partly covered right breast was flashed on screen for
a nanosecond during this year's Super Bowl, O'Reilly flew into a rage
and ranted on endlessly about the decline of Western Civilization.
All the while getting his jollies calling up a defenseless young
woman, who was dependent on him for her livelihood, and talking in
language so obscene I can't reprint it here.
And O'Reilly didn't just harass, he threatened her. Bizarrely, he
invoked the name of Franken in one of his lurid fantasies.
"If you cross FOX News Channel, it's not just me, it's (FOX President)
Roger Ailes who will go after you. I'm the street guy out front making
loud noises about the issues, but Ailes operates behind the scenes,
strategizes and makes things happen so that one day BAM! The person
gets what's coming to them but never sees it coming," he reportedly
said. "Look at Al Franken. One day he's going to get a knock on his
door and life as he's known it will change forever. That day will
happen, trust me."
While I've always thought of FOX News as some sort of organized crime,
I didn't know that it was that sort of organized crime.
Like all the other right-wing phonies, O'Reilly is an outspoken
advocate of what Republicans like to call "family values." And the
suckers eat it up. As of this writing, he hasn't denied any of the
charges Mackris made in her complaint, although, in a demonstration of
colossal egotism, he has claimed he's the victim of a vast left-wing
conspiracy designed to influence the outcome of the upcoming
presidential election.
The gullibility of a large portion of the American electorate is
troublesome. A lot of people in this country take liars like O'Reilly,
Limbaugh and Drudge at their word and about half are ready to go out
and vote for the coward and moron Bush in two weeks.
"You'll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the
American public," George S. Kaufman once cracked wise.
I never believed it before. But looking around lately, I'm not too
sure.
Niagara Falls Reporter www.niagarafallsreporter.com Oct. 19 2004
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
And Duty Imp and Rapscallion
.

User: "duke"

Title: Re: It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for rabid right-wing Republicans. 02 Nov 2004 05:17:55 PM
On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 11:50:18 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

First they found out that their icon Rush Limbaugh is a pathetic dope
addict,

Actually, being hooked on prescription pain drugs is a common thing. He's still my man.

that Matt Drudge is a self-loathing homosexual

Don't know anything about that.

morality czar Bill Bennett's a degenerate gambler.

Nope, he clearly knows his limits.

Then the wingnuts discovered their fearless leader -- George W. Bush
-- lied to them about weapons of mass destruction and the links
between Saddam Hussein and al-Qaeda in order to invade Iraq, a course
of action that has thus far claimed the lives of 1,100 brave
Americans.

Well, we know that's not true. The 911 commission said so.

And now they find that morality beacon Bill O'Reilly, the bullyboy of
FOX News, is a pervert.

Nope, they settled out of court and with a handshake.
Watch what happens if flipper is elected president.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
.
User: "GoDrex"

Title: Re: It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for rabid right-wing Republicans. 02 Nov 2004 09:21:17 PM
"douche" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:q75go017aaaur4m6oj67fo9bp24t9h9mua@4ax.com...

On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 11:50:18 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

And now they find that morality beacon Bill O'Reilly, the bullyboy of
FOX News, is a pervert.


Nope, they settled out of court and with a handshake.


douche
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****

kind of like Michael Jackson... and we all know how great he is with kids...
.

User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for rabid right-wing Republicans. 02 Nov 2004 08:56:16 PM
On 02 Nov 2004, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

morality czar Bill Bennett's a degenerate gambler.


Nope, he clearly knows his limits.

$100 tables or $500?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
Vote for John Kerry
God belongs in church, not the White House.
.
User: "Al Klein"

Title: Re: It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for rabid right-wing Republicans. 02 Nov 2004 11:53:13 PM
On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 02:56:16 GMT, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> said in alt.atheism:

On 02 Nov 2004, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

morality czar Bill Bennett's a degenerate gambler.

Nope, he clearly knows his limits.

$100 tables or $500?

Neither. Earl is in denial again. (Or is that "still"?)
--
"Christians, it is needless to say, utterly detest each other. They slander each
other constantly with the vilest forms of abuse and cannot come to any sort of
agreement in their teachings. Each sect brands its own, fills the head of its own
with deceitful nonsense, and makes perfect little pigs of those it wins over to its
side."
- Celsus On the True Doctrine, translated by R. Joseph Hoffman, Oxford University Press, 1987
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for rabid right-wing Republicans. 03 Nov 2004 07:33:14 PM
On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 05:53:13 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:

On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 02:56:16 GMT, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> said in alt.atheism:

On 02 Nov 2004, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:


morality czar Bill Bennett's a degenerate gambler.


Nope, he clearly knows his limits.


$100 tables or $500?


Neither. Earl is in denial again. (Or is that "still"?)

Still. Puke gets points for consistency.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
And Duty Imp and Rapscallion
.


User: "duke"

Title: Re: It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for rabid right-wing Republicans. 03 Nov 2004 05:05:50 AM
On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 02:56:16 GMT, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:

On 02 Nov 2004, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

morality czar Bill Bennett's a degenerate gambler.


Nope, he clearly knows his limits.


$100 tables or $500?

Doen't matter.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
.
User: "Al Klein"

Title: Re: It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for rabid right-wing Republicans. 04 Nov 2004 11:38:34 PM
On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 05:05:50 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> said in
alt.atheism:

On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 02:56:16 GMT, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:

On 02 Nov 2004, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

morality czar Bill Bennett's a degenerate gambler.


Nope, he clearly knows his limits.


$100 tables or $500?


Doen't matter.

Sure it does. Whether he knows his limits or not he's a degenerate
gambler. (Neither "degenerate" nor "gambler" has anything to do with
limits.)
--
"Christians, it is needless to say, utterly detest each other. They slander each
other constantly with the vilest forms of abuse and cannot come to any sort of
agreement in their teachings. Each sect brands its own, fills the head of its own
with deceitful nonsense, and makes perfect little pigs of those it wins over to its
side."
- Celsus On the True Doctrine, translated by R. Joseph Hoffman, Oxford University Press, 1987
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
.





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