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27 Jun 2005 03:21:34 AM |
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It's Going To Take A Miracle. |
Is that so? Well then, here's an appropriate prayer for just that:
Novena Prayer To St. Anthony Of Padua:
O Holy St. Anthony, gentlest of Saints,
your love for God and Charity for His creatures,
made you worthy, when on earth, to
possess miraculous powers. Miracles waited
on your word, which you were ever ready to
speak for those in trouble or anxiety.
Encouraged by this thought, I implore of you
to obtain for me (here, state your request.)
The answer to my prayer may require a miracle,
even so, you are the Saint of Miracles. O
gentle and loving St. Anthony, whose heart
was ever full of human sympathy, whisper my
petition into the ears of the Sweet Infant Jesus,
who loved to be folded in your arms; and the gratitude
of my heart will ever be yours. Amen.
(The Our Father, Hail Mary, and Glory Be... follows.)
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: It's Going To Take A Miracle. |
27 Jun 2005 03:21:05 PM |
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<vivapadrepio@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1119842494.126215.158160@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Is that so? Well then, here's an appropriate prayer for just that:
wait so god *does* do personal favours then?
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: It's Going To Take A Miracle. |
27 Jun 2005 12:02:04 PM |
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"vivapadrepio@aol.com" <vivapadrepio@aol.com> astounded us with:
news:1119842494.126215.158160@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
Is that so? Well then, here's an appropriate prayer for just that:
PRAY, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a
single petitioner, confessedly unworthy.
Ambrose Bierce
The Devil's Dictionary
http://www.ethicalatheist.com/docs/devils_dictionary.html
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Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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| Title: Re: It's Going To Take A Miracle. |
27 Jun 2005 05:38:46 AM |
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wrote:
(The Our Father, Hail Mary, and Glory Be... follows.)
You mean, like this?
Our Adversary, who art in Heaven,
Accursed by thy Name.
Thy kingdom burn.
Thy will be damned,
In Heaven and nowhere near Earth.
Give us this day not a bloody thing
For we will never forgive your trespasses,
As you do nothing but trespass against us.
We will never again follow your lead,
For your path leads always to evil.
For thine is the corruption,
and the putrescence,
and the shame,
forever nonexistent.
FOAD!
Cheers,
b&
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BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
God can never prove that this sentence is true.
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: AQOTM Nomination (was:Re: It's Going To Take A Miracle. |
27 Jun 2005 03:21:19 PM |
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On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 00:38:46 -0500, Ben Goren wrote
(in article <42bf91db$1_2@spool9-west.superfeed.net>):
vivapadrepio@aol.com wrote:
(The Our Father, Hail Mary, and Glory Be... follows.)
You mean, like this?
Our Adversary, who art in Heaven,
Accursed by thy Name.
Thy kingdom burn.
Thy will be damned,
In Heaven and nowhere near Earth.
Give us this day not a bloody thing
For we will never forgive your trespasses,
As you do nothing but trespass against us.
We will never again follow your lead,
For your path leads always to evil.
For thine is the corruption,
and the putrescence,
and the shame,
forever nonexistent.
FOAD!
Cheers,
Seconds, anyone?
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Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³It¹s not over till the fat whale farts.²
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| User: "Razor 616" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination (was:Re: It's Going To Take A Miracle. |
27 Jun 2005 04:08:57 PM |
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On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 10:21:19 -0500, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 00:38:46 -0500, Ben Goren wrote
(in article <42bf91db$1_2@spool9-west.superfeed.net>):
vivapadrepio@aol.com wrote:
(The Our Father, Hail Mary, and Glory Be... follows.)
You mean, like this?
Our Adversary, who art in Heaven,
Accursed by thy Name.
Thy kingdom burn.
Thy will be damned,
In Heaven and nowhere near Earth.
Give us this day not a bloody thing
For we will never forgive your trespasses,
As you do nothing but trespass against us.
We will never again follow your lead,
For your path leads always to evil.
For thine is the corruption,
and the putrescence,
and the shame,
forever nonexistent.
FOAD!
Cheers,
Seconds, anyone?
Hah! Seconded :-)
--
#1295
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination (was:Re: It's Going To Take A Miracle. |
02 Jul 2005 10:20:47 AM |
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In article <i490c1loae3nbks0gc5hftikg76bh1o8ql@4ax.com>,
Razor 616 <nobody@nowhere.net> wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 10:21:19 -0500, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 00:38:46 -0500, Ben Goren wrote
(in article <42bf91db$1_2@spool9-west.superfeed.net>):
vivapadrepio@aol.com wrote:
(The Our Father, Hail Mary, and Glory Be... follows.)
You mean, like this?
Our Adversary, who art in Heaven,
Accursed by thy Name.
Thy kingdom burn.
Thy will be damned,
In Heaven and nowhere near Earth.
Give us this day not a bloody thing
For we will never forgive your trespasses,
As you do nothing but trespass against us.
We will never again follow your lead,
For your path leads always to evil.
For thine is the corruption,
and the putrescence,
and the shame,
forever nonexistent.
FOAD!
Cheers,
Seconds, anyone?
Hah! Seconded :-)
--
#1295
Recorded.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination |
27 Jun 2005 06:30:29 PM |
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Razor 616 wrote:
Harry F. Leopold wrote:
Ben Goren wrote:
vivapadrepio@aol.com wrote:
(The Our Father, Hail Mary, and Glory Be... follows.)
You mean, like this?
Our Adversary, who art in Heaven,
Seconds, anyone?
Hah! Seconded :-)
<blushes>
Gosh, folks. Thanks!
Cheers,
b&
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BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
God can never prove that this sentence is true.
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| User: "Ordog" |
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| Title: Re: It's Going To Take A Miracle. |
27 Jun 2005 03:36:30 AM |
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wrote:
Is that so? Well then, here's an appropriate prayer for just that:
Novena Prayer To St. Anthony Of Padua:
O Holy St. Anthony, gentlest of Saints,
your love for God and Charity for His creatures,
made you worthy, when on earth, to
possess miraculous powers. Miracles waited
on your word, which you were ever ready to
speak for those in trouble or anxiety.
Encouraged by this thought, I implore of you
to obtain for me (here, state your request.)
I am working on it!
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It is going to take time!
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I will send my requests later by e-mail. What is your address?
The answer to my prayer may require a miracle,
even so, you are the Saint of Miracles. O
gentle and loving St. Anthony, whose heart
was ever full of human sympathy, whisper my
petition into the ears of the Sweet Infant Jesus,
who loved to be folded in your arms; and the gratitude
of my heart will ever be yours. Amen.
(The Our Father, Hail Mary, and Glory Be... follows.)
Grovel! Grovel!
Ordog
"Beware of the man whose God is in the skies." Bernard Shaw
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| User: "Bad Wolf" |
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| Title: Re: It's Going To Take A Miracle. |
28 Jun 2005 10:33:37 PM |
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In the great debate about "It's Going To Take A Miracle." in
alt.atheism, "vivapadrepio@aol.com" <vivapadrepio@aol.com> catapaulted
the following boulder:
Is that so? Well then, here's an appropriate prayer for just that:
Novena Prayer To St. Anthony Of Padua:
O Holy St. Anthony, gentlest of Saints,
your love for God and Charity for His creatures,
made you worthy, when on earth, to
possess miraculous powers. Miracles waited
on your word, which you were ever ready to
speak for those in trouble or anxiety.
Encouraged by this thought, I implore of you
to obtain for me (here, state your request.)
The answer to my prayer may require a miracle,
even so, you are the Saint of Miracles. O
gentle and loving St. Anthony, whose heart
was ever full of human sympathy, whisper my
petition into the ears of the Sweet Infant Jesus,
who loved to be folded in your arms; and the gratitude
of my heart will ever be yours. Amen.
(The Our Father, Hail Mary, and Glory Be... follows.)
And now for something completely different:
http://silent.rave.org/jpockele/treasures/Salvador_Dali-The_Temptation_of_St_Anthony.jpg
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N. aa #2208
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: It's Going To Take A Miracle. |
27 Jun 2005 10:32:30 AM |
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You actually believe this nonsense /
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