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"Stephen Furley" |
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21 Apr 2005 11:43:51 AM |
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It's that virgin again. |
You've seen her on a toasted cheese sandwich, and on the bottom of a
frying pan; now she's on the concrete wall of an underpass in Chicago.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4468275.stm
How are they supposed to know what mary looked like? I thought the
sandwich one looked rather like a photograph of the Queen Mother when
she was young; this one just looks like a stain to me.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: It's that virgin again. |
21 Apr 2005 05:32:51 PM |
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(Stephen Furley) wrote in
news:cc9fa30.0504210843.4e154409@posting.google.com:
You've seen her on a toasted cheese sandwich, and on the bottom of a
frying pan; now she's on the concrete wall of an underpass in Chicago.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4468275.stm
y'know...for a virgin, this chick is wide-spread.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: It's that virgin again. |
21 Apr 2005 09:59:05 PM |
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On 21 Apr 2005, Doc Smartass dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
furles@mail.croydon.ac.uk (Stephen Furley) wrote in
news:cc9fa30.0504210843.4e154409@posting.google.com:
You've seen her on a toasted cheese sandwich, and on the bottom of a
frying pan; now she's on the concrete wall of an underpass in Chicago.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4468275.stm
y'know...for a virgin, this chick is wide-spread.
Yup, she consists of a head mounted on the biggest TWAT I've ever seen. I
guess "god" has one motherfuck of a *****. Omnipresence has its downfalls,.
ya know.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: It's that virgin again. |
23 Apr 2005 09:13:15 PM |
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On Thu, 21 Apr 2005 21:59:05 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 21 Apr 2005, Doc Smartass dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
furles@mail.croydon.ac.uk (Stephen Furley) wrote in
news:cc9fa30.0504210843.4e154409@posting.google.com:
You've seen her on a toasted cheese sandwich, and on the bottom of a
frying pan; now she's on the concrete wall of an underpass in Chicago.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4468275.stm
y'know...for a virgin, this chick is wide-spread.
Yup, she consists of a head mounted on the biggest TWAT I've ever seen. I
guess "god" has one motherfuck of a *****. Omnipresence has its downfalls,.
ya know.
"God" gets bled on monthly......
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: It's that virgin again. |
22 Apr 2005 07:09:03 AM |
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In our last episode <cc9fa30.0504210843.4e154409@posting.google.com>,
Stephen Furley pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
You've seen her on a toasted cheese sandwich, and on the bottom of a
frying pan; now she's on the concrete wall of an underpass in Chicago.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4468275.stm
How are they supposed to know what mary looked like? I thought the
sandwich one looked rather like a photograph of the Queen Mother when she
was young; this one just looks like a stain to me.
Oh, man, the BBC noticed?
I'm embarrassed...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Liquid Grace" |
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| Title: Re: It's that virgin again. |
22 Apr 2005 08:14:41 AM |
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In article <cs2dnTNo-e39dPXfRVn-hQ@megapath.net>, alt-
atheism@org.webmaster leapt about on one foot, screaching...
In our last episode <cc9fa30.0504210843.4e154409@posting.google.com>,
Stephen Furley pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
You've seen her on a toasted cheese sandwich, and on the bottom of a
frying pan; now she's on the concrete wall of an underpass in Chicago.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4468275.stm
How are they supposed to know what mary looked like? I thought the
sandwich one looked rather like a photograph of the Queen Mother when she
was young; this one just looks like a stain to me.
Oh, man, the BBC noticed?
I'm embarrassed...
And the Sydney Morning Herald (sorry, it was yesterday, no linky as it
won't let me search properly!)
Grace
--
EAC Vile Harridan and Deranged Harpy
a.a. #1752, BAAWA Knight who Demands Shrubbery!
Lost In Oz....
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: It's that virgin again. |
23 Apr 2005 07:30:18 AM |
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In our last episode <MPG.1cd3a3c9c4467a2a9896f3@freenews.iinet.net.au>,
Liquid Grace pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
In article <cs2dnTNo-e39dPXfRVn-hQ@megapath.net>, alt-
atheism@org.webmaster leapt about on one foot, screaching...
In our last episode <cc9fa30.0504210843.4e154409@posting.google.com>,
Stephen Furley pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
You've seen her on a toasted cheese sandwich, and on the bottom of a
frying pan; now she's on the concrete wall of an underpass in Chicago.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4468275.stm
How are they supposed to know what mary looked like? I thought the
sandwich one looked rather like a photograph of the Queen Mother when
she was young; this one just looks like a stain to me.
Oh, man, the BBC noticed?
I'm embarrassed...
And the Sydney Morning Herald (sorry, it was yesterday, no linky as it
won't let me search properly!)
Sigh.
(If only Canada wasn't so *cold)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Liquid Grace" |
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25 Apr 2005 04:02:34 AM |
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In article <LvKdnZZMCOBHovffRVn-uA@megapath.net>, alt-
atheism@org.webmaster leapt about on one foot, screaching...
In our last episode <MPG.1cd3a3c9c4467a2a9896f3@freenews.iinet.net.au>,
Liquid Grace pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
In article <cs2dnTNo-e39dPXfRVn-hQ@megapath.net>, alt-
atheism@org.webmaster leapt about on one foot, screaching...
In our last episode <cc9fa30.0504210843.4e154409@posting.google.com>,
Stephen Furley pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
You've seen her on a toasted cheese sandwich, and on the bottom of a
frying pan; now she's on the concrete wall of an underpass in Chicago.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4468275.stm
How are they supposed to know what mary looked like? I thought the
sandwich one looked rather like a photograph of the Queen Mother when
she was young; this one just looks like a stain to me.
Oh, man, the BBC noticed?
I'm embarrassed...
And the Sydney Morning Herald (sorry, it was yesterday, no linky as it
won't let me search properly!)
Sigh.
(If only Canada wasn't so *cold)
'Stralia's warm. :)
Grace
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EAC Vile Harridan and Deranged Harpy
a.a. #1752, BAAWA Knight who Demands Shrubbery!
Lost In Oz....
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: It's that virgin again. |
25 Apr 2005 09:17:32 AM |
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In our last episode <MPG.1cd75d32690fc9f19896fb@freenews.iinet.net.au>,
Liquid Grace pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
In article <LvKdnZZMCOBHovffRVn-uA@megapath.net>, alt-
atheism@org.webmaster leapt about on one foot, screaching...
In our last episode <MPG.1cd3a3c9c4467a2a9896f3@freenews.iinet.net.au>,
Liquid Grace pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
In article <cs2dnTNo-e39dPXfRVn-hQ@megapath.net>, alt-
atheism@org.webmaster leapt about on one foot, screaching...
In our last episode <cc9fa30.0504210843.4e154409@posting.google.com>,
Stephen Furley pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare
proclaimed:
You've seen her on a toasted cheese sandwich, and on the bottom of
a frying pan; now she's on the concrete wall of an underpass in
Chicago.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4468275.stm
How are they supposed to know what mary looked like? I thought the
sandwich one looked rather like a photograph of the Queen Mother
when she was young; this one just looks like a stain to me.
Oh, man, the BBC noticed?
I'm embarrassed...
And the Sydney Morning Herald (sorry, it was yesterday, no linky as it
won't let me search properly!)
Sigh.
(If only Canada wasn't so *cold)
'Stralia's warm. :)
Dunno. I've been reading about some disturbingly right wing stuff coming
from out that way. Which is rather jarring considering the image I'd built
up over the years from encountering Australians.
And, anyway, I get dizzy if I hang upside down too long.
<ducking under desk>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: It's that virgin again. |
23 Apr 2005 09:14:07 PM |
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On Fri, 22 Apr 2005 07:09:03 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <cc9fa30.0504210843.4e154409@posting.google.com>,
Stephen Furley pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
You've seen her on a toasted cheese sandwich, and on the bottom of a
frying pan; now she's on the concrete wall of an underpass in Chicago.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4468275.stm
How are they supposed to know what mary looked like? I thought the
sandwich one looked rather like a photograph of the Queen Mother when she
was young; this one just looks like a stain to me.
Oh, man, the BBC noticed?
I'm embarrassed...
Standard Christian idiocy.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Iain" |
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| Title: Re: It's that virgin again. |
21 Apr 2005 04:22:05 PM |
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Stephen Furley wrote:
You've seen her on a toasted cheese sandwich, and on the bottom of a
frying pan; now she's on the concrete wall of an underpass in
Chicago.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4468275.stm
How are they supposed to know what mary looked like? I thought the
sandwich one looked rather like a photograph of the Queen Mother when
she was young; this one just looks like a stain to me.
I think you're kidding yourself if you think she's still a virgin after
2000 years. Her balls must be the size of watermelons by now.
~Iain
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| User: "Jez" |
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22 Apr 2005 06:29:43 AM |
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Iain wrote:
Stephen Furley wrote:
You've seen her on a toasted cheese sandwich, and on the bottom of a
frying pan; now she's on the concrete wall of an underpass in
Chicago.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4468275.stm
How are they supposed to know what mary looked like? I thought the
sandwich one looked rather like a photograph of the Queen Mother when
she was young; this one just looks like a stain to me.
I think you're kidding yourself if you think she's still a virgin after
2000 years. Her balls must be the size of watermelons by now.
'Balls' and 'She'.....hmm maybe I've just lived too sheltered a life !
--
Jez, MBA.,
Country Dancing and Advanced Astrology, UBS.
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
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| User: "Iain" |
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21 Apr 2005 04:18:55 PM |
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Stephen Furley wrote:
You've seen her on a toasted cheese sandwich, and on the bottom of a
frying pan; now she's on the concrete wall of an underpass in
Chicago.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4468275.stm
How are they supposed to know what mary looked like? I thought the
sandwich one looked rather like a photograph of the Queen Mother when
she was young; this one just looks like a stain to me.
If it's the virgin Mary, why does she have a beard?
~Iain
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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22 Apr 2005 08:17:48 AM |
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Stephen Furley wrote:
You've seen her on a toasted cheese sandwich, and on the bottom of a
frying pan; now she's on the concrete wall of an underpass in Chicago.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4468275.stm
How are they supposed to know what mary looked like? I thought the
sandwich one looked rather like a photograph of the Queen Mother when
she was young; this one just looks like a stain to me.
<WARNING....WARNING....POLITICALLY INCORRECT STATEMENTS TO FOLLOW>
See, this is why we really need to help the street people and the
homeless. I mean come on, some people will say they see anything, given
enough Thunderbird, or MadDog 20/20, and after enough people start
pissing on the wall. Honestly, maybe a better quality booze would
actually help in this case. Or solid food.
</WARNING>
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There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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