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"Mark K. Bilbo" |
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08 Jan 2005 09:03:49 PM |
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I've given birth! |
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59 chapters
long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
09 Jan 2005 06:09:22 PM |
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In our last episode <Xns95DA366B32A97GaryBohn@130.133.1.4>, Gary Bohn lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:fuWdnXVzy6ALsHzcRVn-2g@megapath.net:
In our last episode
<9061d$41e1225c$51569c09$16606@nf1.news-service.com>, Kevin Anthoney
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode <qq71u0puonvr5n7rt12d1l7320nug9lkah@4ax.com>, Eris
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:03:49 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59
chapters long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
What is his name, and birth weight?
I have to take the fifth on the grounds that I'm aiming at a quick
sale and so it's... well, let's just say the pages are all *sticky.
I take it the family won't be getting an advance copy then?
It's not something you want mom reading.
(Or if she does, I do *not wanna know)
The family he was referring to, unless I miss my guess, is a.a. How about
a juicy teaser, 4 or 5 pages maybe?
The *serious work, I would. This? I ain't even gonna hint about the pen
name.
(For that matter, if--no, make that when--the big novel gets finished,
I'll probably yap so much you'll all have to plonk me)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
09 Jan 2005 10:22:01 AM |
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On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:03:49 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59 chapters
long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
Congrats!! It's not, by any chance, about these dwarfish people trying to
destroy a ring, is it?
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers" |
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09 Jan 2005 07:22:59 PM |
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"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.01.09.16.22.27.480681@stopspam.net...
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:03:49 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59
chapters
long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
Congrats!! It's not, by any chance, about these dwarfish people trying to
destroy a ring, is it?
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a dwarf>
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
10 Jan 2005 07:52:31 AM |
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In our last episode <41e1d859$0$3844$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers lept out of the bushes shouting:
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.01.09.16.22.27.480681@stopspam.net...
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:03:49 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59
chapters
long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
Congrats!! It's not, by any chance, about these dwarfish people trying
to destroy a ring, is it?
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers" |
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10 Jan 2005 05:52:52 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:j_6dnZVi0_EVGn_cRVn-3g@megapath.net...
In our last episode <41e1d859$0$3844$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers lept out of the bushes shouting:
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.01.09.16.22.27.480681@stopspam.net...
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:03:49 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59
chapters
long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
Congrats!! It's not, by any chance, about these dwarfish people trying
to destroy a ring, is it?
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
<insert reference to it probably involving baby oil and a small chamois
cloth>
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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10 Jan 2005 07:11:03 PM |
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In our last episode <41e314a8$0$25421$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:j_6dnZVi0_EVGn_cRVn-3g@megapath.net...
In our last episode <41e1d859$0$3844$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers lept out of the bushes
shouting:
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.01.09.16.22.27.480681@stopspam.net...
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:03:49 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59
chapters
long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
Congrats!! It's not, by any chance, about these dwarfish people
trying to destroy a ring, is it?
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
<insert reference to it probably involving baby oil and a small chamois
cloth>
<insert giggle at the upcoming shock Clayton will have on discovering how
wrong he is>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "stoney" |
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11 Jan 2005 11:26:09 AM |
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On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 07:52:31 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <41e1d859$0$3844$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers lept out of the bushes shouting:
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.01.09.16.22.27.480681@stopspam.net...
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:03:49 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59
chapters
long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
Congrats!! It's not, by any chance, about these dwarfish people trying
to destroy a ring, is it?
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
...quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
11 Jan 2005 11:58:44 AM |
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In our last episode <c038u092cjukdn8ev18t52n5k8am24eilm@4ax.com>, stoney
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 07:52:31 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <41e1d859$0$3844$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers lept out of the bushes shouting:
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.01.09.16.22.27.480681@stopspam.net...
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:03:49 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59
chapters
long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
Congrats!! It's not, by any chance, about these dwarfish people
trying to destroy a ring, is it?
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Little Me" |
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11 Jan 2005 12:00:28 PM |
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<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
--
Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry, golden
syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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11 Jan 2005 07:15:22 PM |
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In our last episode <0vUEd.71$V67.44@newsfe2-win.ntli.net>, Little Me lept
out of the bushes shouting:
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
--
Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry, golden
syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
Erm...
(I just don't know what to say)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
11 Jan 2005 07:30:23 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:oNydnd2uaKST5HncRVn-sw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <0vUEd.71$V67.44@newsfe2-win.ntli.net>, Little Me lept
out of the bushes shouting:
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
--
Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry, golden
syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
Erm...
(I just don't know what to say)
Ooooooh, the mind boggles :P
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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11 Jan 2005 08:45:22 PM |
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In our last episode <34jctbF4ca04pU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:oNydnd2uaKST5HncRVn-sw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <0vUEd.71$V67.44@newsfe2-win.ntli.net>, Little Me
lept out of the bushes shouting:
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given
*that mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
--
Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry,
golden syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
Erm...
(I just don't know what to say)
Ooooooh, the mind boggles :P
Over flavored butt spray?
Indeed.
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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11 Jan 2005 08:45:59 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:wdqdnaYsX6e7E3ncRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <34jctbF4ca04pU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:oNydnd2uaKST5HncRVn-sw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <0vUEd.71$V67.44@newsfe2-win.ntli.net>, Little Me
lept out of the bushes shouting:
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given
*that mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
--
Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry,
golden syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
Erm...
(I just don't know what to say)
Ooooooh, the mind boggles :P
Over flavored butt spray?
I think there's a Freudian slip in there somewhere ;)
Indeed.
Ed Zachary! :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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11 Jan 2005 09:56:07 PM |
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In our last episode <34jhb2F4ci6cmU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:wdqdnaYsX6e7E3ncRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <34jctbF4ca04pU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:oNydnd2uaKST5HncRVn-sw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <0vUEd.71$V67.44@newsfe2-win.ntli.net>, Little Me
lept out of the bushes shouting:
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by
a dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given
*that mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
--
Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry,
golden syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
Erm...
(I just don't know what to say)
Ooooooh, the mind boggles :P
Over flavored butt spray?
I think there's a Freudian slip in there somewhere ;)
I just don't know about that guy Freud and his fetish for women's
undergarments.
Indeed.
Ed Zachary! :)
Never met him...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
11 Jan 2005 09:54:57 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:K_CdnVOhw-0mA3ncRVn-og@megapath.net...
In our last episode <34jhb2F4ci6cmU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:wdqdnaYsX6e7E3ncRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <34jctbF4ca04pU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:oNydnd2uaKST5HncRVn-sw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <0vUEd.71$V67.44@newsfe2-win.ntli.net>, Little Me
lept out of the bushes shouting:
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by
a dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given
*that mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
--
Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry,
golden syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
Erm...
(I just don't know what to say)
Ooooooh, the mind boggles :P
Over flavored butt spray?
I think there's a Freudian slip in there somewhere ;)
I just don't know about that guy Freud and his fetish for women's
undergarments.
I thought his problem was cigars and trains? :)
Indeed.
Ed Zachary! :)
Never met him...
Me either :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Little Me" |
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12 Jan 2005 01:47:27 AM |
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I think there's a Freudian slip in there somewhere ;)
I just don't know about that guy Freud and his fetish for women's
undergarments.
I thought his problem was cigars and trains? :)
And girls wanting a penis and coverting males penis, Freud was amazing, he
mapped the human psyche, then . . . well, he went a little nuts, it could
have been the drugs he was on
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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12 Jan 2005 08:49:59 AM |
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In our last episode <34jlcdF4ckjdpU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:K_CdnVOhw-0mA3ncRVn-og@megapath.net...
In our last episode <34jhb2F4ci6cmU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:wdqdnaYsX6e7E3ncRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <34jctbF4ca04pU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:oNydnd2uaKST5HncRVn-sw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <0vUEd.71$V67.44@newsfe2-win.ntli.net>, Little
Me lept out of the bushes shouting:
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed
by a dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given
*that mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the
nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
--
Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry,
golden syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
Erm...
(I just don't know what to say)
Ooooooh, the mind boggles :P
Over flavored butt spray?
I think there's a Freudian slip in there somewhere ;)
I just don't know about that guy Freud and his fetish for women's
undergarments.
I thought his problem was cigars and trains? :)
Cigars, trains, slips. The man was a freak!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Little Me" |
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12 Jan 2005 01:47:27 AM |
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They have an aerosol now???
--
Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry, golden
syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
Erm...
(I just don't know what to say)
--
Say you would rather have cherry
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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14 Jan 2005 06:32:40 AM |
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In our last episode <jC4Fd.28$0z6.27@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net>, Little Me lept
out of the bushes shouting:
They have an aerosol now???
--
Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry,
golden syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
Erm...
(I just don't know what to say)
--
Say you would rather have cherry
I always wondered where the phrase "candy *****" came from...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "stoney" |
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14 Jan 2005 08:20:13 PM |
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 06:32:40 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <jC4Fd.28$0z6.27@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net>, Little Me lept
out of the bushes shouting:
They have an aerosol now???
--
Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry,
golden syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
Erm...
(I just don't know what to say)
--
Say you would rather have cherry
I always wondered where the phrase "candy *****" came from...
Errr...hot, sweet, and sticky?
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
13 Jan 2005 07:49:53 PM |
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On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 07:47:27 GMT, "Little Me"
<soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote:
They have an aerosol now???
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Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry, golden
syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
Erm...
(I just don't know what to say)
--
Say you would rather have cherry
Best have a 'Warrent' before eating that 'Cherry Pie'.....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Little Me" |
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14 Jan 2005 04:32:45 AM |
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stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:u89eu0lckeojh8il6ibhbee0jhrslcnnho@4ax.com...
On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 07:47:27 GMT, "Little Me"
<soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote:
They have an aerosol now???
--
Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry,
golden
syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
Erm...
(I just don't know what to say)
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Say you would rather have cherry
Best have a 'Warrent' before eating that 'Cherry Pie'.....
ewww LOL!
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
14 Jan 2005 08:19:44 PM |
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 10:32:45 GMT, "Little Me"
<soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote:
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:u89eu0lckeojh8il6ibhbee0jhrslcnnho@4ax.com...
On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 07:47:27 GMT, "Little Me"
<soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote:
They have an aerosol now???
Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry,
golden
syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
Erm...
(I just don't know what to say)
Say you would rather have cherry
Best have a 'Warrent' before eating that 'Cherry Pie'.....
ewww LOL!
Whud I say? Whud I say?........;)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
13 Jan 2005 07:49:02 PM |
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 18:00:28 GMT, "Little Me"
<soul.lover@ntlworld.com> wrote:
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
Sure they do! With an optional 3 kinds of flavouring, cherry, golden
syrup and cottage cheese. :-)
Head cheese? Toe jam?
ERRRKKKKKKKKKKkk....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
11 Jan 2005 12:13:06 PM |
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 11:58:44 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <c038u092cjukdn8ev18t52n5k8am24eilm@4ax.com>, stoney
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 07:52:31 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <41e1d859$0$3844$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers lept out of the bushes shouting:
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.01.09.16.22.27.480681@stopspam.net...
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:03:49 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59
chapters
long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
Congrats!! It's not, by any chance, about these dwarfish people
trying to destroy a ring, is it?
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
Buggered if I know.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
11 Jan 2005 04:18:08 PM |
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In our last episode <0p58u0lkttfa7f9qbbqntjiqq0bsarso15@4ax.com>,
Christopher A. Lee lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 11:58:44 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <c038u092cjukdn8ev18t52n5k8am24eilm@4ax.com>, stoney
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 07:52:31 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <41e1d859$0$3844$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers lept out of the bushes
shouting:
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.01.09.16.22.27.480681@stopspam.net...
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:03:49 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59
chapters
long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
Congrats!! It's not, by any chance, about these dwarfish people
trying to destroy a ring, is it?
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
Buggered if I know.
<rimshot>
(Okay, nobody's going to believe that was unintentional)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
13 Jan 2005 07:51:35 PM |
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 16:18:08 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <0p58u0lkttfa7f9qbbqntjiqq0bsarso15@4ax.com>,
Christopher A. Lee lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 11:58:44 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <c038u092cjukdn8ev18t52n5k8am24eilm@4ax.com>, stoney
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 07:52:31 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <41e1d859$0$3844$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers lept out of the bushes
shouting:
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.01.09.16.22.27.480681@stopspam.net...
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:03:49 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59
chapters
long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
Congrats!! It's not, by any chance, about these dwarfish people
trying to destroy a ring, is it?
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
Buggered if I know.
<rimshot>
(Okay, nobody's going to believe that was unintentional)
Your aerosol question? No reason not to.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
13 Jan 2005 07:48:28 PM |
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 11:58:44 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <c038u092cjukdn8ev18t52n5k8am24eilm@4ax.com>, stoney
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 07:52:31 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <41e1d859$0$3844$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers lept out of the bushes shouting:
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.01.09.16.22.27.480681@stopspam.net...
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:03:49 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59
chapters
long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
Congrats!! It's not, by any chance, about these dwarfish people
trying to destroy a ring, is it?
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
Damned if I know, butt darn near everything can be found in aerosol
now.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
14 Jan 2005 06:31:38 AM |
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In our last episode <069eu0h2j4p41af7qtd2mfpq2o8nabbqfs@4ax.com>, stoney
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 11:58:44 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <c038u092cjukdn8ev18t52n5k8am24eilm@4ax.com>, stoney
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 07:52:31 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <41e1d859$0$3844$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers lept out of the bushes
shouting:
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.01.09.16.22.27.480681@stopspam.net...
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:03:49 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59
chapters
long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
Congrats!! It's not, by any chance, about these dwarfish people
trying to destroy a ring, is it?
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
Damned if I know, butt darn near everything can be found in aerosol now.
Okay now that mental image was just confusing...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: I've given birth! |
14 Jan 2005 08:21:13 PM |
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 06:31:38 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <069eu0h2j4p41af7qtd2mfpq2o8nabbqfs@4ax.com>, stoney
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 11:58:44 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <c038u092cjukdn8ev18t52n5k8am24eilm@4ax.com>, stoney
lept out of the bushes shouting:
On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 07:52:31 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <41e1d859$0$3844$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton Brand Ewok Skin Bedroom Slippers lept out of the bushes
shouting:
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.01.09.16.22.27.480681@stopspam.net...
On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:03:49 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
After four drafts and 120,000 words thrown in the trash. He's 59
chapters
long and weighs 82,300 words.
Now if I can just con a publisher into buying this sucker...
Congrats!! It's not, by any chance, about these dwarfish people
trying to destroy a ring, is it?
<insert tasteless joke about MKB getting his "ring" destroyed by a
dwarf>
<insert veiled threat about what MKB's gonna do for being given *that
mental image>
..quickly grab the spray version of anal lube off the nightstand?
They have an aerosol now???
Damned if I know, butt darn near everything can be found in aerosol now.
Okay now that mental image was just confusing...
as intended.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.
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