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"chibiabos" |
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02 May 2007 05:51:44 PM |
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I've got my prayer rug. Now what do I do? |
This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Well. Right then. What do I do with it now?
My inclination is to send the donation letter back with a check, made
out to "Jebus of Nazareth," for one billion dollars, and
absent-mindedly forget to sign it. But the draft has my address & phone
on it, and I'm sure they'd just try to deposit it anyway, causing me an
insufficient fund charge (which I could argue my way out of but life is
too short to be creating those kinds of problems for myself so why
bother?).
I did add a new checkbox to the donation page. I don't want "A Closer
Walk with Jesus." I don't want "To Stop a Bad Habit." I want "An
Insatiable 18-Year-Old Sex Slave," and "My Own Casino in Vegas," with
"Unlimited Supplies of Johnny Walker Blue Label." I seriously need MORE
bad habits.
I'm sending the the letter back because it costs them money to pay for
the postage. Thank Jebus for small miracles. But I'll black out my
address on the back, and the bar codes, too, or they might still trace
me back.
I'm keeping the prayer rug. It's an unsolicited gift. Law says it's
mine, now.
Funny thing. Right now, it really makes me feel like I need to take a
dump. Is Jebus a spiritual laxative, or a real one?
-chib
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Member of SMASH
Sarcastic Middle-Aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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| Title: Re: I've got my prayer rug. Now what do I do? |
02 May 2007 06:27:34 PM |
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"chibiabos" <chibiabos@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:020520071551446225%chibiabos@nospam.com...
This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Well. Right then. What do I do with it now?
My inclination is to send the donation letter back with a check, made
out to "Jebus of Nazareth," for one billion dollars, and
absent-mindedly forget to sign it. But the draft has my address & phone
on it, and I'm sure they'd just try to deposit it anyway, causing me an
insufficient fund charge (which I could argue my way out of but life is
too short to be creating those kinds of problems for myself so why
bother?).
I did add a new checkbox to the donation page. I don't want "A Closer
Walk with Jesus." I don't want "To Stop a Bad Habit." I want "An
Insatiable 18-Year-Old Sex Slave," and "My Own Casino in Vegas," with
"Unlimited Supplies of Johnny Walker Blue Label." I seriously need MORE
bad habits.
I'm sending the the letter back because it costs them money to pay for
the postage. Thank Jebus for small miracles. But I'll black out my
address on the back, and the bar codes, too, or they might still trace
me back.
I'm keeping the prayer rug. It's an unsolicited gift. Law says it's
mine, now.
Funny thing. Right now, it really makes me feel like I need to take a
dump. Is Jebus a spiritual laxative, or a real one?
-chib
--
Member of SMASH
Sarcastic Middle-Aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
Well one thing you *don't* want to do is sit on it and 'poot'. The earth may
be reduced to rubble if Mr. God gets upset about it. It *is*, after all, a
rather disrespectful way to treat a deity who punishes humans with an
eternity of unspeakable torment and suffering for simply not believing in
him. Think about how much energy it takes to muster that kind of 'love'.
That unspeakable torment and suffering is inflicted with the kind of
'precious love' only an infinitely 'loving' loving deity like Jesus and his
Pappy can dole out, you know! So no 'pooting' on God, Jr's, praying rug.
As for what to 'pray' for? Try 'world peace', I'm sure that Jesus, being the
'Prince of Peace' that he is, would be more than happy to oblige. How could
he *possibly* resist answering such a noble-minded prayer other than in a
positive way?
Greywolf
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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| Title: Re: I've got my prayer rug. Now what do I do? |
03 May 2007 12:51:11 PM |
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In article <133i7jdd5b7k2a8@corp.supernews.com>, Greywolf
<greywolf@cybrzn.com> wrote:
"chibiabos" <chibiabos@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:020520071551446225%chibiabos@nospam.com...
This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Well. Right then. What do I do with it now?
My inclination is to send the donation letter back with a check, made
out to "Jebus of Nazareth," for one billion dollars, and
absent-mindedly forget to sign it. But the draft has my address & phone
on it, and I'm sure they'd just try to deposit it anyway, causing me an
insufficient fund charge (which I could argue my way out of but life is
too short to be creating those kinds of problems for myself so why
bother?).
I did add a new checkbox to the donation page. I don't want "A Closer
Walk with Jesus." I don't want "To Stop a Bad Habit." I want "An
Insatiable 18-Year-Old Sex Slave," and "My Own Casino in Vegas," with
"Unlimited Supplies of Johnny Walker Blue Label." I seriously need MORE
bad habits.
I'm sending the the letter back because it costs them money to pay for
the postage. Thank Jebus for small miracles. But I'll black out my
address on the back, and the bar codes, too, or they might still trace
me back.
I'm keeping the prayer rug. It's an unsolicited gift. Law says it's
mine, now.
Funny thing. Right now, it really makes me feel like I need to take a
dump. Is Jebus a spiritual laxative, or a real one?
-chib
--
Member of SMASH
Sarcastic Middle-Aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
Well one thing you *don't* want to do is sit on it and 'poot'. The earth may
be reduced to rubble if Mr. God gets upset about it. It *is*, after all, a
rather disrespectful way to treat a deity who punishes humans with an
eternity of unspeakable torment and suffering for simply not believing in
him. Think about how much energy it takes to muster that kind of 'love'.
That unspeakable torment and suffering is inflicted with the kind of
'precious love' only an infinitely 'loving' loving deity like Jesus and his
Pappy can dole out, you know! So no 'pooting' on God, Jr's, praying rug.
As for what to 'pray' for? Try 'world peace', I'm sure that Jesus, being the
'Prince of Peace' that he is, would be more than happy to oblige. How could
he *possibly* resist answering such a noble-minded prayer other than in a
positive way?
What's not positive about 18-year-old sex slaves, unlimited Johnny
Walker Blue Label and a virtually unlimited income? I mean, at least
it's realistic, as opposed to world peace.
-chib
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Member of SMASH
Sarcastic Middle-Aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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| Title: Re: I've got my prayer rug. Now what do I do? |
03 May 2007 04:37:55 PM |
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"chibiabos" <chibiabos@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:030520071051113033%chibiabos@nospam.com...
In article <133i7jdd5b7k2a8@corp.supernews.com>, Greywolf
<greywolf@cybrzn.com> wrote:
"chibiabos" <chibiabos@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:020520071551446225%chibiabos@nospam.com...
This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Well. Right then. What do I do with it now?
My inclination is to send the donation letter back with a check, made
out to "Jebus of Nazareth," for one billion dollars, and
absent-mindedly forget to sign it. But the draft has my address & phone
on it, and I'm sure they'd just try to deposit it anyway, causing me an
insufficient fund charge (which I could argue my way out of but life is
too short to be creating those kinds of problems for myself so why
bother?).
I did add a new checkbox to the donation page. I don't want "A Closer
Walk with Jesus." I don't want "To Stop a Bad Habit." I want "An
Insatiable 18-Year-Old Sex Slave," and "My Own Casino in Vegas," with
"Unlimited Supplies of Johnny Walker Blue Label." I seriously need MORE
bad habits.
I'm sending the the letter back because it costs them money to pay for
the postage. Thank Jebus for small miracles. But I'll black out my
address on the back, and the bar codes, too, or they might still trace
me back.
I'm keeping the prayer rug. It's an unsolicited gift. Law says it's
mine, now.
Funny thing. Right now, it really makes me feel like I need to take a
dump. Is Jebus a spiritual laxative, or a real one?
-chib
--
Member of SMASH
Sarcastic Middle-Aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
Well one thing you *don't* want to do is sit on it and 'poot'. The earth
may
be reduced to rubble if Mr. God gets upset about it. It *is*, after all,
a
rather disrespectful way to treat a deity who punishes humans with an
eternity of unspeakable torment and suffering for simply not believing in
him. Think about how much energy it takes to muster that kind of 'love'.
That unspeakable torment and suffering is inflicted with the kind of
'precious love' only an infinitely 'loving' loving deity like Jesus and
his
Pappy can dole out, you know! So no 'pooting' on God, Jr's, praying rug.
As for what to 'pray' for? Try 'world peace', I'm sure that Jesus, being
the
'Prince of Peace' that he is, would be more than happy to oblige. How
could
he *possibly* resist answering such a noble-minded prayer other than in a
positive way?
What's not positive about 18-year-old sex slaves, unlimited Johnny
Walker Blue Label and a virtually unlimited income? I mean, at least
it's realistic, as opposed to world peace.
-chib
--
Member of SMASH
Sarcastic Middle-Aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
But that would smack of too much 'sin' for his Godness and Junior. Remember:
'Junior' never even *once* had an 'impure' thought while he was 'anointed
with oil by his female followers. Not once. Not even in his sleep. So I
don't know about those 18-year old sex slaves. But then again, he and
'Pappy' would have addressed the issue of world peace centuries ago if they
actually wanted it, wouldn't they?
Greywolf
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: I've got my prayer rug. Now what do I do? |
03 May 2007 11:39:05 AM |
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"chibiabos" <chibiabos@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:020520071551446225%chibiabos@nospam.com...
This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Hey! He hasn't sent me one yet! :(
And here I thought I was special <sniff>
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Don Martin" |
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03 May 2007 12:27:44 PM |
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On May 3, 12:39 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"chibiabos" <chibia...@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:020520071551446225%chibiabos@nospam.com...
This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Hey! He hasn't sent me one yet! :(
And here I thought I was special <sniff>
You are. But you're moving to Texas. Prayer rugs are useless there:
you might get shot for a Muslim.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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03 May 2007 01:51:08 PM |
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"Don Martin" <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:1178213264.811655.118090@u30g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
On May 3, 12:39 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"chibiabos" <chibia...@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:020520071551446225%chibiabos@nospam.com...
This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Hey! He hasn't sent me one yet! :(
And here I thought I was special <sniff>
You are. But you're moving to Texas. Prayer rugs are useless there:
you might get shot for a Muslim.
I'm make a note of that - Yikes ;)
Texans, beware! The husband and I will be visiting your fair state next
month to "check it out" ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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| Title: Re: I've got my prayer rug. Now what do I do? |
03 May 2007 08:27:00 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Don Martin" <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:1178213264.811655.118090@u30g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
On May 3, 12:39 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"chibiabos" <chibia...@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:020520071551446225%chibiabos@nospam.com...
This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Hey! He hasn't sent me one yet! :(
And here I thought I was special <sniff>
You are. But you're moving to Texas. Prayer rugs are useless there:
you might get shot for a Muslim.
I'm make a note of that - Yikes ;)
Texans, beware! The husband and I will be visiting your fair state next
month to "check it out" ;)
I'll make sure the DPS closes the border at Gainesville and Denison. (Not to
keep you and yours out - it's those pesky Okies on the other side of the
river. ;-)
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: San Antonio 4, Houston 2 (April 15)
NEXT GAME: October 2007, date/place/opponent TBA
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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04 May 2007 03:24:30 AM |
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"The Chief Instigator" <patrick@eris.io.com> wrote in message
news:szk6479750b.fsf@eris.io.com...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Don Martin" <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:1178213264.811655.118090@u30g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
On May 3, 12:39 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"chibiabos" <chibia...@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:020520071551446225%chibiabos@nospam.com...
This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Hey! He hasn't sent me one yet! :(
And here I thought I was special <sniff>
You are. But you're moving to Texas. Prayer rugs are useless there:
you might get shot for a Muslim.
I'm make a note of that - Yikes ;)
Texans, beware! The husband and I will be visiting your fair state next
month to "check it out" ;)
I'll make sure the DPS closes the border at Gainesville and Denison. (Not
to
keep you and yours out - it's those pesky Okies on the other side of the
river. ;-)
Okay, terrific! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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04 May 2007 07:54:28 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"The Chief Instigator" <patrick@eris.io.com> wrote in message
news:szk6479750b.fsf@eris.io.com...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Don Martin" <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:1178213264.811655.118090@u30g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
On May 3, 12:39 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"chibiabos" <chibia...@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:020520071551446225%chibiabos@nospam.com...
This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Hey! He hasn't sent me one yet! :(
And here I thought I was special <sniff>
You are. But you're moving to Texas. Prayer rugs are useless there:
you might get shot for a Muslim.
I'm make a note of that - Yikes ;)
Texans, beware! The husband and I will be visiting your fair state next
month to "check it out" ;)
I'll make sure the DPS closes the border at Gainesville and Denison. (Not
to keep you and yours out - it's those pesky Okies on the other side of the
river. ;-)
Okay, terrific! :)
The tricky part will be getting the freeways west of the airport cleared, so
you can get to Colleyville. ;-)
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: San Antonio 4, Houston 2 (April 15)
NEXT GAME: October 2007, date/place/opponent TBA
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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04 May 2007 08:39:59 AM |
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"The Chief Instigator" <patrick@eris.io.com> wrote in message
news:szk8xc4zr3v.fsf@eris.io.com...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"The Chief Instigator" <patrick@eris.io.com> wrote in message
news:szk6479750b.fsf@eris.io.com...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Don Martin" <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:1178213264.811655.118090@u30g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
On May 3, 12:39 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"chibiabos" <chibia...@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:020520071551446225%chibiabos@nospam.com...
This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Hey! He hasn't sent me one yet! :(
And here I thought I was special <sniff>
You are. But you're moving to Texas. Prayer rugs are useless there:
you might get shot for a Muslim.
I'm make a note of that - Yikes ;)
Texans, beware! The husband and I will be visiting your fair state next
month to "check it out" ;)
I'll make sure the DPS closes the border at Gainesville and Denison.
(Not
to keep you and yours out - it's those pesky Okies on the other side of
the
river. ;-)
Okay, terrific! :)
The tricky part will be getting the freeways west of the airport cleared,
so
you can get to Colleyville. ;-)
Oh my, I just can't wait to hit the highways ;)
At least things will look nicer than the last time I was there. I was in
Dallas about 3-4 years ago - It was in February and the weather was crappy.
It should be nicer in June ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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04 May 2007 09:25:42 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"The Chief Instigator" <patrick@eris.io.com> wrote in message
news:szk8xc4zr3v.fsf@eris.io.com...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"The Chief Instigator" <patrick@eris.io.com> wrote in message
news:szk6479750b.fsf@eris.io.com...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Don Martin" <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:1178213264.811655.118090@u30g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
On May 3, 12:39 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"chibiabos" <chibia...@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:020520071551446225%chibiabos@nospam.com...
This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Hey! He hasn't sent me one yet! :(
And here I thought I was special <sniff>
You are. But you're moving to Texas. Prayer rugs are useless there:
you might get shot for a Muslim.
I'm make a note of that - Yikes ;)
Texans, beware! The husband and I will be visiting your fair state next
month to "check it out" ;)
I'll make sure the DPS closes the border at Gainesville and Denison.
(Not to keep you and yours out - it's those pesky Okies on the other side
of the river. ;-)
Okay, terrific! :)
The tricky part will be getting the freeways west of the airport cleared,
so you can get to Colleyville. ;-)
Oh my, I just can't wait to hit the highways ;)
At least things will look nicer than the last time I was there. I was in
Dallas about 3-4 years ago - It was in February and the weather was crappy.
It should be nicer in June ;)
At least they've got four seasons up there...unlike down here below I-10,
where we get three: summer, July, and August. (It wasn't all that much fun
dodging thunderstorms yesterday...but at least the tornados stayed up in the
southern edge of the Piney Woods.)
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: San Antonio 4, Houston 2 (April 15)
NEXT GAME: October 2007, date/place/opponent TBA
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: I've got my prayer rug. Now what do I do? |
04 May 2007 10:53:45 AM |
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"The Chief Instigator" <patrick@eris.io.com> wrote in message
news:szkejlwy8bd.fsf@eris.io.com...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"The Chief Instigator" <patrick@eris.io.com> wrote in message
news:szk8xc4zr3v.fsf@eris.io.com...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
snip
Okay, terrific! :)
The tricky part will be getting the freeways west of the airport
cleared,
so you can get to Colleyville. ;-)
Oh my, I just can't wait to hit the highways ;)
At least things will look nicer than the last time I was there. I was in
Dallas about 3-4 years ago - It was in February and the weather was
crappy.
It should be nicer in June ;)
At least they've got four seasons up there...
Whew! Glad to hear it. I know I would miss that terribly. Do the leaves
change color in the fall? Because that's VERY important. Silly yes, I know,
but still ;)
unlike down here below I-10,
where we get three: summer, July, and August.
Eeeeek!
(It wasn't all that much fun
dodging thunderstorms yesterday...but at least the tornados stayed up in
the
southern edge of the Piney Woods.)
Oh my. See, that's DEFINITELY a concern. Does the Dallas/Ft.Worth area get
flattened often? :(
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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04 May 2007 05:19:42 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"The Chief Instigator" <patrick@eris.io.com> wrote in message
news:szkejlwy8bd.fsf@eris.io.com...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"The Chief Instigator" <patrick@eris.io.com> wrote in message
news:szk8xc4zr3v.fsf@eris.io.com...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
snip
Okay, terrific! :)
The tricky part will be getting the freeways west of the airport cleared,
so you can get to Colleyville. ;-)
Oh my, I just can't wait to hit the highways ;)
At least things will look nicer than the last time I was there. I was in
Dallas about 3-4 years ago - It was in February and the weather was crappy.
It should be nicer in June ;)
At least they've got four seasons up there...
Whew! Glad to hear it. I know I would miss that terribly. Do the leaves
change color in the fall? Because that's VERY important. Silly yes, I know,
but still ;)
You'll get changing colors up there in the fall, but only for a few days.
(Down here, it's basically about 20 minutes, in a normal year.)
unlike down here below I-10, where we get three: summer, July, and August.
Eeeeek!
I'm still getting used to it - and I've been here since 1965.
(It wasn't all that much fun dodging thunderstorms yesterday...but at least
the tornados stayed up in the southern edge of the Piney Woods.)
Oh my. See, that's DEFINITELY a concern. Does the Dallas/Ft.Worth area get
flattened often? :(
DFW (the area, not the *&^%$#@! airport) will get some during the summer, but
fortunately, as the region has developed, the twisters tend to stay away from
the hotter parts, though that's not a guarantee - since one a few years ago
made a mess of part of downtown Fort Worth. One thing about the weather up
that way: if you don't like it, wait a few minutes, and you'll probably get
something a bit different. It can actually be like that.
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Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: San Antonio 4, Houston 2 (April 15)
NEXT GAME: October 2007, date/place/opponent TBA
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: I've got my prayer rug. Now what do I do? |
05 May 2007 04:44:40 AM |
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"The Chief Instigator" <patrick@eris.io.com> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"The Chief Instigator" <patrick@eris.io.com> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"The Chief Instigator" <patrick@eris.io.com> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
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Okay, terrific! :)
The tricky part will be getting the freeways west of the airport
cleared,
so you can get to Colleyville. ;-)
Oh my, I just can't wait to hit the highways ;)
At least things will look nicer than the last time I was there. I was
in
Dallas about 3-4 years ago - It was in February and the weather was
crappy.
It should be nicer in June ;)
At least they've got four seasons up there...
Whew! Glad to hear it. I know I would miss that terribly. Do the leaves
change color in the fall? Because that's VERY important. Silly yes, I
know,
but still ;)
You'll get changing colors up there in the fall, but only for a few days.
(Down here, it's basically about 20 minutes, in a normal year.)
Shee-it! That sucks. I'm really going to miss October - We get a full month
of beautiful color :(
unlike down here below I-10, where we get three: summer, July, and
August.
Eeeeek!
I'm still getting used to it - and I've been here since 1965.
(It wasn't all that much fun dodging thunderstorms yesterday...but at
least
the tornados stayed up in the southern edge of the Piney Woods.)
Oh my. See, that's DEFINITELY a concern. Does the Dallas/Ft.Worth area get
flattened often? :(
DFW (the area, not the *&^%$#@! airport) will get some during the summer,
but
fortunately, as the region has developed, the twisters tend to stay away
from
the hotter parts, though that's not a guarantee - since one a few years
ago
made a mess of part of downtown Fort Worth. One thing about the weather
up
that way: if you don't like it, wait a few minutes, and you'll probably
get
something a bit different. It can actually be like that.
Hmm, I guess that's a good thing, right? :(
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Codebreaker" |
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| Title: Re: I've got my prayer rug. Now what do I do? |
03 May 2007 02:03:08 PM |
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On May 3, 2:51 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Don Martin" <drdonmar...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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On May 3, 12:39 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:
"chibiabos" <chibia...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Hey! He hasn't sent me one yet! :(
And here I thought I was special <sniff>
You are. But you're moving to Texas. Prayer rugs are useless there:
you might get shot for a Muslim.
I'm make a note of that - Yikes ;)
Texans, beware! The husband and I will be visiting your fair state next
month to "check it out" ;)
"Push it baby, push it..."
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
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| User: "Stephen Knight" |
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| Title: Re: I've got my prayer rug. Now what do I do? |
03 May 2007 09:22:37 PM |
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On Thu, 3 May 2007 12:39:05 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"chibiabos" <chibiabos@nospam.com> wrote in message
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This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Hey! He hasn't sent me one yet! :(
And here I thought I was special <sniff>
I know your pain. I never get to be first on anyone's 'go to hell
list'.
And I try and try..... If I wasn't 'convicted' by Chung, I'd be in
the shitter.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: I've got my prayer rug. Now what do I do? |
03 May 2007 05:33:29 PM |
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On Wed, 02 May 2007 15:51:44 -0700, chibiabos <chibiabos@nospam.com> wrote:
See if it will take you flying.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: I've got my prayer rug. Now what do I do? |
02 May 2007 08:40:34 PM |
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chibiabos <chibiabos@nospam.com> wrote in news:020520071551446225%
chibiabos@nospam.com:
This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Well. Right then. What do I do with it now?
Keep it in the bathroom for those emergencies when regular TP just won't
do?
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Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
"The trouble with theocracy is that everyone wants to be Theo."
--James Dunn
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| User: "Doc Wapcaplet" |
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| Title: Re: I've got my prayer rug. Now what do I do? |
05 May 2007 06:05:24 PM |
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chibiabos <chibiabos@nospam.com> wrote in news:020520071551446225%
chibiabos@nospam.com:
This thing is so ridiculous. Although I did get a couple of jollies
staring into Jebus' eyes.
You say this thing is from Peter Popoff?
Well. Right then. What do I do with it now?
Unravel it into string! Useful stuff, string, no problem there--Chib's
Individual Stringettes! Just the right length!
DESTROY NINETY-NINE PERCENT OF KNOWN HOUSEHOLD PESTS WITH PRE-SLICED,
RUSTPROOF, EASY-TO-HANDLE, LOW CALORIE CHIB'S INDIVIDUAL EMPEROR
STRINGETTES, FREE FROM ARTIFICIAL COLORING, AS USED IN HOSPITALS!
--
Doc Wapcaplet
Mousebat, Follicle, Goosecreature, Ampersand, Spong, Wapcaplet, Looseliver,
Vendetta and Prang
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