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"Elroy Willis" |
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09 Sep 2004 10:05:06 AM |
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Jack Van Impe Eats Rexalla's Honey-Pot Every Morning |
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
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Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://www.eapnews.com
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09 Sep 2004 10:18:04 AM |
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"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
news:npr0k0dmcnb9d918gt5ir2juvq5ckdnpec@4ax.com...
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Hold on a sec <clicks on link>
Damn, Rexella could use that chin as a weapon. Hmmmm....
Okay, someone please tell me why all these religious nutters go to the same
barber. Wow, I thought I used a lot of hair spray.
Um, doughnuts? What are they talking about? God gave him a parking space?
WTF? John the Baptist oatmeal?
Eeeewwwwww, they're kissing!
Wait did I miss it?
Ack! Wild honey for all eternity?!?
Yak!
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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09 Sep 2004 10:33:31 AM |
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Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Hold on a sec <clicks on link>
Damn, Rexella could use that chin as a weapon. Hmmmm....
Okay, someone please tell me why all these religious nutters go to the same
barber. Wow, I thought I used a lot of hair spray.
How many bald tv evangelists have you seen?
Um, doughnuts? What are they talking about? God gave him a parking space?
Yes yes. Did you notice how Jack said he would have driven around
the block 1000 times in order to fulfill his desire to eat donuts or
pastries at the pastry shop? "If god wants me to eat donuts then
he'll provide a parking space right in front, if I keep driving around
in circles around the block until one becomes available right up
front. Man oh man, talk about circular logic...
WTF? John the Baptist oatmeal?
Oatmeal is often served with honey on top...
Eeeewwwwww, they're kissing!
Ick, indeed...
Wait did I miss it?
Miss what?
Ack! Wild honey for all eternity?!?
Yak!
They're quite the pair, don't you think?
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://www.eapnews.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Jack Van Impe Eats Rexalla's Honey-Pot Every Morning |
09 Sep 2004 11:18:08 AM |
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"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
news:6bt0k01a77q8p2mkavodakb8239j4uvsqt@4ax.com...
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Hold on a sec <clicks on link>
Damn, Rexella could use that chin as a weapon. Hmmmm....
Okay, someone please tell me why all these religious nutters go to the
same
barber. Wow, I thought I used a lot of hair spray.
How many bald tv evangelists have you seen?
Hmmm, I try to avoid viewing them at all costs, but I don't recall ever
seeing a bald one.
Um, doughnuts? What are they talking about? God gave him a parking
space?
Yes yes. Did you notice how Jack said he would have driven around
the block 1000 times in order to fulfill his desire to eat donuts or
pastries at the pastry shop? "If god wants me to eat donuts then
he'll provide a parking space right in front, if I keep driving around
in circles around the block until one becomes available right up
front. Man oh man, talk about circular logic...
LOL - All I could think was "What a freakin' idiot you are".
WTF? John the Baptist oatmeal?
Oatmeal is often served with honey on top...
Eeeewwwwww, they're kissing!
Ick, indeed...
Wait did I miss it?
Miss what?
Ack! Wild honey for all eternity?!?
Yak!
They're quite the pair, don't you think?
They're absolutely terrifying. And the way they simply ooze fake sincerity
<shudder>
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "stoney stoney@ the.net" |
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| Title: Re: Jack Van Impe Eats Rexalla's Honey-Pot Every Morning |
11 Sep 2004 03:18:09 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
news:6bt0k01a77q8p2mkavodakb8239j4uvsqt@4ax.com...
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk
about their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Hold on a sec <clicks on link>
Damn, Rexella could use that chin as a weapon. Hmmmm....
Okay, someone please tell me why all these religious nutters go to
the
same
barber. Wow, I thought I used a lot of hair spray.
How many bald tv evangelists have you seen?
Hmmm, I try to avoid viewing them at all costs, but I don't recall
ever seeing a bald one.
Um, doughnuts? What are they talking about? God gave him a
parking
space?
Yes yes. Did you notice how Jack said he would have driven around
the block 1000 times in order to fulfill his desire to eat donuts or
pastries at the pastry shop? "If god wants me to eat donuts then
he'll provide a parking space right in front, if I keep driving
around in circles around the block until one becomes available right
up
front. Man oh man, talk about circular logic...
LOL - All I could think was "What a freakin' idiot you are".
WTF? John the Baptist oatmeal?
Oatmeal is often served with honey on top...
Eeeewwwwww, they're kissing!
Ick, indeed...
Wait did I miss it?
Miss what?
Ack! Wild honey for all eternity?!?
Yak!
They're quite the pair, don't you think?
They're absolutely terrifying. And the way they simply ooze fake
sincerity <shudder>
P.T. Barnum missed his venue.
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09 Sep 2004 10:36:38 AM |
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On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 15:33:31 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
wrote:
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Anorexellia?
Rather him than me.
Boy oh boy...
WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Hold on a sec <clicks on link>
Damn, Rexella could use that chin as a weapon. Hmmmm....
Okay, someone please tell me why all these religious nutters go to the same
barber. Wow, I thought I used a lot of hair spray.
How many bald tv evangelists have you seen?
With or without their rug?
Um, doughnuts? What are they talking about? God gave him a parking space?
Yes yes. Did you notice how Jack said he would have driven around
the block 1000 times in order to fulfill his desire to eat donuts or
pastries at the pastry shop? "If god wants me to eat donuts then
he'll provide a parking space right in front, if I keep driving around
in circles around the block until one becomes available right up
front. Man oh man, talk about circular logic...
WTF? John the Baptist oatmeal?
Oatmeal is often served with honey on top...
Eeeewwwwww, they're kissing!
Ick, indeed...
Wait did I miss it?
Miss what?
Ack! Wild honey for all eternity?!?
Yak!
They're quite the pair, don't you think?
They deserve each other. As did Jim and Tammie-Fay Bakker.
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| User: "stoney stoney@ the.net" |
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11 Sep 2004 03:13:44 PM |
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Elroy Willis wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
So, he's a red winger, too...... (eyes dance)
How long will it be until he starts hawking redwings?
Boy oh boy...
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| User: "Olrik" |
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10 Sep 2004 12:31:06 AM |
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Elroy Willis wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
I liked the angle : "There are 4 *billions* persons making 1$-1.50$ a
day! Praise America! We make more! Hahahaha! I'd waste a gallon of
petrol finding a parking space just to get a donut! And the Lard (as in
what's in the donut) gives me the parking space! Praise the Lord!
Hahahaha! ***** those billions of people, the Lord gave me convenient
access to my donut! Hahahaha!"
Then there's the amusingly sexy batter, her... banter about honey,
oatmeal, and, well, I stopped after that. I needed either a beer or a
shower.
I chose the beer, of course.
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| Title: Re: Jack Van Impe Eats Rexalla's Honey-Pot Every Morning |
10 Sep 2004 05:04:13 AM |
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"Olrik" <olrik666@yahoo_BACON!_.com> wrote in message
news:gZa0d.32281$sz2.532058@wagner.videotron.net...
Elroy Willis wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
I liked the angle : "There are 4 *billions* persons making 1$-1.50$ a
day! Praise America! We make more! Hahahaha! I'd waste a gallon of
petrol finding a parking space just to get a donut! And the Lard (as in
what's in the donut) gives me the parking space! Praise the Lord!
Hahahaha! ***** those billions of people, the Lord gave me convenient
access to my donut! Hahahaha!"
Then there's the amusingly sexy batter, her... banter about honey,
oatmeal, and, well, I stopped after that. I needed either a beer or a
shower.
I chose the beer, of course.
Unfortunately, I viewed the video earlier in the day and had to take the
shower option :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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09 Sep 2004 06:24:55 PM |
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In article <npr0k0dmcnb9d918gt5ir2juvq5ckdnpec@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
Damn, Elroy! just reading the title makes me queasy. Imagine getting
within 20 meters of that painted, face-lifted, emaciated clown-*****!
That's scary enough all by itself.
Must ... reboot.... memorrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeee........................
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Jack Van Impe Eats Rexalla's Honey-Pot Every Morning |
09 Sep 2004 08:06:03 PM |
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"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-AB1E6D.19245409092004@news06.east.earthlink.net...
In article <npr0k0dmcnb9d918gt5ir2juvq5ckdnpec@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
Damn, Elroy! just reading the title makes me queasy. Imagine getting
within 20 meters of that painted, face-lifted, emaciated clown-*****!
That's scary enough all by itself.
Must ... reboot.... memorrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeee........................
LOL - Damn, she was one scary-looking broad ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Kate " |
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10 Sep 2004 08:33:22 AM |
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On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 23:24:55 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
In article <npr0k0dmcnb9d918gt5ir2juvq5ckdnpec@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
Damn, Elroy! just reading the title makes me queasy. Imagine getting
within 20 meters of that painted, face-lifted, emaciated clown-*****!
That's scary enough all by itself.
Must ... reboot.... memorrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeee........................
The only worse scenerio would be Rexalla and Ann Coulter in some kind
of lesbian love scene.
Skinny knees and elbows everywhere and lots of pious thankyewjeeesus
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| Title: Re: Jack Van Impe Eats Rexalla's Honey-Pot Every Morning |
10 Sep 2004 09:27:45 AM |
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"Kate " <cobalt@newscene.com> wrote in message
news:4145ac28.83579500@news-west.newscene.com...
On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 23:24:55 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
In article <npr0k0dmcnb9d918gt5ir2juvq5ckdnpec@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
Damn, Elroy! just reading the title makes me queasy. Imagine getting
within 20 meters of that painted, face-lifted, emaciated clown-*****!
That's scary enough all by itself.
Must ... reboot.... memorrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeee........................
The only worse scenerio would be Rexalla and Ann Coulter in some kind
of lesbian love scene.
STOP IT NOW! You've gone to far!!
Skinny knees and elbows everywhere and lots of pious thankyewjeeesus
Aaaaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!!!!
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "stoney stoney@ the.net" |
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| Title: Re: Jack Van Impe Eats Rexalla's Honey-Pot Every Morning |
11 Sep 2004 03:15:38 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Kate " <cobalt@newscene.com> wrote in message
news:4145ac28.83579500@news-west.newscene.com...
On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 23:24:55 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
In article <npr0k0dmcnb9d918gt5ir2juvq5ckdnpec@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk
about their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
Damn, Elroy! just reading the title makes me queasy. Imagine getting
within 20 meters of that painted, face-lifted, emaciated
clown-*****! That's scary enough all by itself.
Must ... reboot.... memorrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeee........................
The only worse scenerio would be Rexalla and Ann Coulter in some kind
of lesbian love scene.
STOP IT NOW! You've gone to far!!
Skinny knees and elbows everywhere and lots of pious thankyewjeeesus
Aaaaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Now they're autoflossing....... :)
/chorus
"tastes just like chicken!"
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10 Sep 2004 09:11:04 AM |
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(Kate ) wrote in alt.atheism
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
Damn, Elroy! just reading the title makes me queasy. Imagine getting
within 20 meters of that painted, face-lifted, emaciated clown-*****!
That's scary enough all by itself.
Must ... reboot.... memorrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeee........................
The only worse scenerio would be Rexalla and Ann Coulter in some kind
of lesbian love scene.
Skinny knees and elbows everywhere and lots of pious thankyewjeeesus
What about tossing in Tammy Faye and Ron Jeremy?
I caught part of a reality show with them holed up in the same
house and Tammy Faye started crying at one point because people
were making fun of her, and her mascara started running down from
her eyes. What a hoot!
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://www.eapnews.com
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| User: "stoney stoney@ the.net" |
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11 Sep 2004 03:16:29 PM |
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Elroy Willis wrote:
cobalt@newscene.com (Kate ) wrote in alt.atheism
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
Damn, Elroy! just reading the title makes me queasy. Imagine getting
within 20 meters of that painted, face-lifted, emaciated
clown-*****! That's scary enough all by itself.
Must ... reboot.... memorrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeee........................
The only worse scenerio would be Rexalla and Ann Coulter in some kind
of lesbian love scene.
Skinny knees and elbows everywhere and lots of pious thankyewjeeesus
What about tossing in Tammy Faye and Ron Jeremy?
I caught part of a reality show with them holed up in the same
house and Tammy Faye started crying at one point because people
were making fun of her, and her mascara started running down from
her eyes. What a hoot!
Smart mascara. Faye was much too scary even for it to mask.
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10 Sep 2004 01:47:28 PM |
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In article <4145ac28.83579500@news-west.newscene.com>, Kate
<cobalt@newscene.com> wrote:
On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 23:24:55 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
In article <npr0k0dmcnb9d918gt5ir2juvq5ckdnpec@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
Damn, Elroy! just reading the title makes me queasy. Imagine getting
within 20 meters of that painted, face-lifted, emaciated clown-*****!
That's scary enough all by itself.
Must ... reboot.... memorrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeee........................
The only worse scenerio would be Rexalla and Ann Coulter in some kind
of lesbian love scene.
And there I thought Ann Coulter was a man all this time. Who knew?
Skinny knees and elbows everywhere and lots of pious thankyewjeeesus
Ewww. Now I'm going to have nightmares about spiders for the rest of
the week.
Sean C
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10 Sep 2004 07:42:27 PM |
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On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 14:47:28 -0400, Sean C
<redhawk@burnspammersalive.hvc.rr.com> wrote:
In article <4145ac28.83579500@news-west.newscene.com>, Kate
<cobalt@newscene.com> wrote:
On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 23:24:55 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
In article <npr0k0dmcnb9d918gt5ir2juvq5ckdnpec@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
Damn, Elroy! just reading the title makes me queasy. Imagine getting
within 20 meters of that painted, face-lifted, emaciated clown-*****!
That's scary enough all by itself.
Must ... reboot.... memorrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeee........................
The only worse scenerio would be Rexalla and Ann Coulter in some kind
of lesbian love scene.
And there I thought Ann Coulter was a man all this time. Who knew?
He is, that's what makes it so incredibly sick.
Skinny knees and elbows everywhere and lots of pious thankyewjeeesus
Ewww. Now I'm going to have nightmares about spiders for the rest of
the week.
Yup, that's what it brings up for me too.
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10 Sep 2004 09:34:08 AM |
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Kate wrote:
On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 23:24:55 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
In article <npr0k0dmcnb9d918gt5ir2juvq5ckdnpec@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
Damn, Elroy! just reading the title makes me queasy. Imagine getting
within 20 meters of that painted, face-lifted, emaciated clown-*****!
That's scary enough all by itself.
Must ... reboot.... memorrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeee........................
The only worse scenerio would be Rexalla and Ann Coulter in some kind
of lesbian love scene.
Skinny knees and elbows everywhere and lots of pious thankyewjeeesus
I think you may have stumbled upon Jack's greatest fantasy. Ick! Now I
need a shower and three beers.
BK
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Jack Van Impe Eats Rexalla's Honey-Pot Every Morning |
11 Sep 2004 10:14:11 PM |
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On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 08:33:22 -0500 in episode
<4145ac28.83579500@news-west.newscene.com> we saw our hero
cobalt@newscene.com (Kate ):
On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 23:24:55 GMT, *nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net>
wrote:
In article <npr0k0dmcnb9d918gt5ir2juvq5ckdnpec@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear Jack
claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
Damn, Elroy! just reading the title makes me queasy. Imagine getting
within 20 meters of that painted, face-lifted, emaciated clown-*****!
That's scary enough all by itself.
Must ... reboot.... memorrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeee........................
The only worse scenerio would be Rexalla and Ann Coulter in some kind of
lesbian love scene.
Skinny knees and elbows everywhere and lots of pious thankyewjeeesus
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY EYES!!!! BURNING!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "stoney stoney@ the.net" |
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| Title: Re: Jack Van Impe Eats Rexalla's Honey-Pot Every Morning |
12 Sep 2004 01:48:23 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 08:33:22 -0500 in episode
<4145ac28.83579500@news-west.newscene.com> we saw our hero
cobalt@newscene.com (Kate ):
On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 23:24:55 GMT, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
In article <npr0k0dmcnb9d918gt5ir2juvq5ckdnpec@4ax.com>,
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear Jack
claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
Damn, Elroy! just reading the title makes me queasy. Imagine getting
within 20 meters of that painted, face-lifted, emaciated clown-*****!
That's scary enough all by itself.
Must ... reboot.... memorrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeee........................
The only worse scenerio would be Rexalla and Ann Coulter in some kind
of lesbian love scene.
Skinny knees and elbows everywhere and lots of pious thankyewjeeesus
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY EYES!!!! BURNING!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
/cue "Something's Burning" by Kenny Rogers and the First Edition....
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| User: "Sean C" |
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| Title: Re: Jack Van Impe Eats Rexalla's Honey-Pot Every Morning |
09 Sep 2004 01:56:27 PM |
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In article <npr0k0dmcnb9d918gt5ir2juvq5ckdnpec@4ax.com>, Elroy Willis
<elo@airmail.net> wrote:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
If you thinks that's hilarious, listen to his rationalization at the
end for why "America" isn't mentioned by name in the Bible: because
nobody knew that Amerigo Vespucci was going to explore America, and
that it would be named after him.
The people who wrote the Bible knew everything that was going to happen
2,000 years later in the "End Times," but how could you possibly expect
them to know the name of one of the countries involved, when that
country hadn't been named yet?
And people send money to this guy.
Unreal.
Then he warns that Muslims are going into Christian churches and having
fake conversions so they can cover up what they plan to do.
So keep an eye on the brown-skinned guy in the pew next to you.
Sean C
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| User: "Beowulf" |
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| Title: Re: Jack Van Impe Eats Rexalla's Honey-Pot Every Morning |
09 Sep 2004 04:17:46 PM |
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On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 15:05:06 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
ejaculated:
See it here folks!
http://www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp
Click on the Sept 4th, 2004 link to see Jack and Rexella talk about
their morning sexual adventures.
If you can stomach the first few minutes, you'll see and hear
Jack claiming to eat Rexella's snatch/honey pot every morning...
Boy oh boy...
Rexella is "[his] wild honey". It doesn't get much better than JVI.
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Our eyes may deceive us but our god never will.
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