http://www.randi.org/jr/2006-10/100627good.html#i10
"Taken from This is True, featuring bizarre-but-true news items from
the world's press, we give you these Top Ten indications that you’re
over-obsessed with religion:
#10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed
by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the
existence of yours.
#9 – You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that
people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the
Biblical claim that humans were created from dirt.
#8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a
Triune God.
#7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities"
attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how
God/Jehovah slaughtered all the male first-born babies of Egypt in
"Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
"Joshua" – including women, children, and trees.
#6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims
about gods consorting with women, but you have no problem believing
that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a
man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the
sky.
#5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes
in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion
years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by
Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is
about a couple of generations old.
#4 – You believe that the entire population of this planet with the
exception of those who share your beliefs – though excluding those in
all rival sects – will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of
Suffering, and yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and
"loving."
#3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have
failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the
floor “speaking in tongues" may be all the evidence you need to
"prove" your choice of religions to be the correct one.
#2 – You define .01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to
answered prayers, and consider that to be evidence that prayer works.
And you think that the remaining 99.99% failure was simply the will of
God.
#1 – You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do
about the Bible, Christianity, and church history – but you still call
yourself a Christian.
Accompanying this list was an interesting addition from Joseph
Campbell, the writer and author best known for his work in the fields
of mythology and religion:
The wicked thing about both the little and the great "collective
faiths," prehistoric and historic, is that they all, without
exception, pretend to hold encompassed in their ritualized mythologies
all of the truth ever to be known.
They are therefore cursed, and they curse all who accept them, with
what I shall call the "error of the found truth," or, in mythological
language, the sin against the Holy Ghost.
They set up against the revelations of the spirit the barriers of
their own petrified belief, and, therefore, within the ban of their
control, mythology, as they shape it, serves the end only of binding
potential individuals to whatever system of sentiments may have seemed
to the shapers of the past (now sanctified as saints, sages, ancestors
or even gods) to be appropriate to their concept of a great society."
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