Subject: Re: Michael J. Fox imitates Dr. Nicholas A. Kaffes
From: Predatory Rock Chick

It may be that you and Julian Casablancas are celestial soulmates, the
same way that Heidi and I are.

Sugar, I just had a bittersweet revelation this past V-day.

I *had* been hoping Jules & I could have a pumkin au naturel. In fact, I was
SO deeply-depressed this holiday re: *not* getting pregnant that I went down
to the riverside yesterday ......... to throw myself in!!

(Lord, forgive me!!)

Well, *just* as I was about to commit Mortal Sin, I saw a light flashin'
wild-like off to my right.

(!!)

I looked -- expecting to see an Angel -- but it was just a lamp flashin'
thru the window of the Gypsy-by-the-River's trailer.

Well, hoping it was a Sign -- or maybe just looking for an excuse to keep
amblin' on this earth -- I walked over to the trailer & knocked on the door.

The gypsy-gal opened up immed. & sassed, "Come in, Janice. I'm Gabrielle.
Tell me your troubles......."

(!)

She took my arm & sat me down @ a round-table where she sat across from me &
looked @ me intently.

I told her I *needed* to know if Jules & I could ever have a pumkin.

She nodded knowin'ly, got up, took-out a piece of paper from a bureau-drawer
& wrote "JULIEN CASABLANCAS" in large letters w/ black-marker. Then she
handed me a pair of sewing scissors & told me to cut-out the letters & put
them in her beret.

(?!)

Well, I wiped the tears from my peepers & did what she said.

Then, she told me to take one piece of paper out of the beret & place it on
the table.

I did.

It was a 'J'.

She said to take out another piece & place it next to the 'J'.

I did -- 'twas an 'A'.

This cont'd until ......... 'JANICE' ........ appeared.

(!!)

Hell's Bell's, baby, even w/ ALL the Visitations I've experienced lately, I
*still* couldn't believe my eyes!!

No how!!

I was *sure* this was all some kind of gypsy trick, but how *could* it be?!
THIS gal was pulling the letters out of the French cap myself.

Anywho -- I cont'd drawing the letters w/ eyes wide as Ike $'s.......

Believe it!!

To my E-TERNAL Amazement, when all was said & done, the Revelation read:

J A N I C E S L A B S C A N U L A

(??)

JULIEN CASABLANCAS = JANICE'S LAB'S CANULA

(?!)

It *MUST* mean that Jules & I *do* have hope -- via artificial insemination.

I.e., the *same* method that YOU've described re: the conception of the
Klumkin!!

Sugar, I *now* believe that you were Prophet-like when you up & sassed the
quoted Text above.

God BLESS you, baby.


Hugs & Kisses,
Janice

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