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Religions > Atheism |
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"Michelle Malkin" |
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12 May 2004 11:27:19 PM |
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JC Joke from AA Chat List |
Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really needed a
new robe. After looking around for a while, He saw a sign for Finkelstein,
the tailor. So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements to
have
Finkelstein prepare a new robe for him. A few days later, when the robe was
finished, Jesus tried it on and it was a perfect fit! He asked how much He
owed but Finkelstein brushed him off: "No, no, no, for the Son of God?
There's
no charge! However, may I ask for a small favor? Whenever you give a
sermon,
perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was made by
Finkelstein, the Tailor." Jesus readily agreed and as promised, extolled
the
virtues of his Finkelstein robe whenever He spoke to the masses.
A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem, He
happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop and noted a huge line of people
waiting for Finkelstein's robes. He pushed his way through the crowd to
speak
to him and as soon as Finkelstein spotted Him he said: "Jesus, Jesus, look
what you've done for my business! Would you consider a partnership?"
"Certainly," replied Jesus. "Jesus & Finkelstein it is."
"Oh, no, no," said Finkelstein. "Finkelstein & Jesus. After all, I am the
craftsman."
The two of them debated this for some time. Their discussion was long and
spirited, but ultimately fruitful and they finally came up with a mutually
acceptable compromise.
A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop. Can you
guess
what it read??
Are you sure you want to know?
Keep scrolling....
Here it comes...
Don't say you weren't warned......
LORD & TAILOR
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| User: "Clayton Cant Find His Left Sock" |
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| Title: Re: JC Joke from AA Chat List |
13 May 2004 02:04:06 AM |
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"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:H9ednUt6Qdu6ZD_d4p2dnA@comcast.com...
LORD & TAILOR
Never heard of them.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: JC Joke from AA Chat List |
13 May 2004 09:06:08 AM |
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In article <40a31def$0$23833$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Clayton Can't Find
His Left Sock says...
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:H9ednUt6Qdu6ZD_d4p2dnA@comcast.com...
LORD & TAILOR
Never heard of them.
It's a department store, only it's spelled Lord & Taylor.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Clayton Cant Find His Left Sock" |
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| Title: Re: JC Joke from AA Chat List |
13 May 2004 06:40:11 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:khLoc.3216$H4.239@www.newsranger.com...
In article <40a31def$0$23833$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, Clayton Can't
Find
His Left Sock says...
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:H9ednUt6Qdu6ZD_d4p2dnA@comcast.com...
LORD & TAILOR
Never heard of them.
It's a department store, only it's spelled Lord & Taylor.
K..thanks, oh wise one.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: JC Joke from AA Chat List |
13 May 2004 12:28:15 AM |
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In article <H9ednUt6Qdu6ZD_d4p2dnA@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really needed a
new robe. After looking around for a while, He saw a sign for Finkelstein,
the tailor. So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements to
have
Finkelstein prepare a new robe for him. A few days later, when the robe was
finished, Jesus tried it on and it was a perfect fit! He asked how much He
owed but Finkelstein brushed him off: "No, no, no, for the Son of God?
There's
no charge! However, may I ask for a small favor? Whenever you give a
sermon,
perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was made by
Finkelstein, the Tailor." Jesus readily agreed and as promised, extolled
the
virtues of his Finkelstein robe whenever He spoke to the masses.
A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem, He
happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop and noted a huge line of people
waiting for Finkelstein's robes. He pushed his way through the crowd to
speak
to him and as soon as Finkelstein spotted Him he said: "Jesus, Jesus, look
what you've done for my business! Would you consider a partnership?"
"Certainly," replied Jesus. "Jesus & Finkelstein it is."
"Oh, no, no," said Finkelstein. "Finkelstein & Jesus. After all, I am the
craftsman."
The two of them debated this for some time. Their discussion was long and
spirited, but ultimately fruitful and they finally came up with a mutually
acceptable compromise.
A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop. Can you
guess
what it read??
Are you sure you want to know?
Keep scrolling....
Here it comes...
Don't say you weren't warned......
LORD & TAILOR
LOL! Good one!
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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| User: "James Blakely" |
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| Title: Re: JC Joke from AA Chat List |
17 May 2004 12:33:55 PM |
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No wonder their stuff is so expensive.
Good joke, though.
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:H9ednUt6Qdu6ZD_d4p2dnA@comcast.com...
Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really needed
a
new robe. After looking around for a while, He saw a sign for
Finkelstein,
the tailor. So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements to
have
Finkelstein prepare a new robe for him. A few days later, when the robe
was
finished, Jesus tried it on and it was a perfect fit! He asked how much
He
owed but Finkelstein brushed him off: "No, no, no, for the Son of God?
There's
no charge! However, may I ask for a small favor? Whenever you give a
sermon,
perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was made by
Finkelstein, the Tailor." Jesus readily agreed and as promised, extolled
the
virtues of his Finkelstein robe whenever He spoke to the masses.
A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem, He
happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop and noted a huge line of people
waiting for Finkelstein's robes. He pushed his way through the crowd to
speak
to him and as soon as Finkelstein spotted Him he said: "Jesus, Jesus, look
what you've done for my business! Would you consider a partnership?"
"Certainly," replied Jesus. "Jesus & Finkelstein it is."
"Oh, no, no," said Finkelstein. "Finkelstein & Jesus. After all, I am the
craftsman."
The two of them debated this for some time. Their discussion was long and
spirited, but ultimately fruitful and they finally came up with a mutually
acceptable compromise.
A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop. Can you
guess
what it read??
Are you sure you want to know?
Keep scrolling....
Here it comes...
Don't say you weren't warned......
LORD & TAILOR
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