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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "stoney"
Date: 21 Apr 2007 11:34:03 AM
Object: Jealous hubby branded bride's bum
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Jealous hubby branded bride's bum
A jealous husband is in trouble after branding his initials on his young
bride's buttocks on their wedding night.
Police want to question the 54-year-old after he forcibly used a cattle
brander on his 22-year-old new wife.
He reportedly tried to justify the assault by saying he wanted to make
sure other men knew she was 'his'.
Police called him in for questioning after his wife contacted a local
women's rights organisation.
A police spokesman said: "We want him for questioning. He has some
explaining to do."
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Jealous hubby branded bride's bum 23 Apr 2007 03:26:02 PM
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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Jealous hubby branded bride's bum

A jealous husband is in trouble after branding his initials on his young
bride's buttocks on their wedding night.

Police want to question the 54-year-old after he forcibly used a cattle
brander on his 22-year-old new wife.

He reportedly tried to justify the assault by saying he wanted to make
sure other men knew she was 'his'.

Police called him in for questioning after his wife contacted a local
women's rights organisation.

A police spokesman said: "We want him for questioning. He has some
explaining to do."

Yikes! I would have branded his balls right off and then beaten him with
the branding iron >:(
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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User: "skyeyes"

Title: Re: Jealous hubby branded bride's bum 23 Apr 2007 05:39:12 PM
On Apr 23, 1:26 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:

"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message

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Jealous hubby branded bride's bum


A jealous husband is in trouble after branding his initials on his young
bride's buttocks on their wedding night.


Police want to question the 54-year-old after he forcibly used a cattle
brander on his 22-year-old new wife.


He reportedly tried to justify the assault by saying he wanted to make
sure other men knew she was 'his'.


Police called him in for questioning after his wife contacted a local
women's rights organisation.


A police spokesman said: "We want him for questioning. He has some
explaining to do."


Yikes! I would have branded his balls right off and then beaten him with
the branding iron >:(

My sentiments exactly. Great minds, and all that.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes at dakotacom dot net
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Jealous hubby branded bride's bum 24 Apr 2007 09:31:58 AM
"skyeyes" <skyeyes@dakotacom.net> wrote in message
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On Apr 23, 1:26 pm, "Robibnikoff" <witchy...@broomstick.com> wrote:

"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message

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Jealous hubby branded bride's bum


A jealous husband is in trouble after branding his initials on his
young
bride's buttocks on their wedding night.


Police want to question the 54-year-old after he forcibly used a cattle
brander on his 22-year-old new wife.


He reportedly tried to justify the assault by saying he wanted to make
sure other men knew she was 'his'.


Police called him in for questioning after his wife contacted a local
women's rights organisation.


A police spokesman said: "We want him for questioning. He has some
explaining to do."


Yikes! I would have branded his balls right off and then beaten him with
the branding iron >:(


My sentiments exactly. Great minds, and all that.

Indeed ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
.


User: "Don Martin"

Title: Re: Jealous hubby branded bride's bum 23 Apr 2007 06:31:37 PM
On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 16:26:02 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2109917.html?menu=news.quirkies.rockyrelationships


Jealous hubby branded bride's bum

A jealous husband is in trouble after branding his initials on his young
bride's buttocks on their wedding night.

Police want to question the 54-year-old after he forcibly used a cattle
brander on his 22-year-old new wife.

He reportedly tried to justify the assault by saying he wanted to make
sure other men knew she was 'his'.

Police called him in for questioning after his wife contacted a local
women's rights organisation.

A police spokesman said: "We want him for questioning. He has some
explaining to do."


Yikes! I would have branded his balls right off and then beaten him with
the branding iron >:(

How kind. A more infuriated person might have strangled him by using
that branding iron to shove said balls down his throat.
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel
http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Jealous hubby branded bride's bum 24 Apr 2007 09:32:27 AM
"Don Martin" <drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote in message
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On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 16:26:02 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2109917.html?menu=news.quirkies.rockyrelationships


Jealous hubby branded bride's bum

A jealous husband is in trouble after branding his initials on his young
bride's buttocks on their wedding night.

Police want to question the 54-year-old after he forcibly used a cattle
brander on his 22-year-old new wife.

He reportedly tried to justify the assault by saying he wanted to make
sure other men knew she was 'his'.

Police called him in for questioning after his wife contacted a local
women's rights organisation.

A police spokesman said: "We want him for questioning. He has some
explaining to do."


Yikes! I would have branded his balls right off and then beaten him with
the branding iron >:(


How kind. A more infuriated person might have strangled him by using
that branding iron to shove said balls down his throat.

Yikes! Remind me not to ***** you off ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
.



User: "Ben Kaufman"

Title: Re: Jealous hubby branded bride's bum 22 Apr 2007 07:02:00 AM
On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:34:03 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2109917.html?menu=news.quirkies.rockyrelationships


Jealous hubby branded bride's bum

A jealous husband is in trouble after branding his initials on his young
bride's buttocks on their wedding night.

Police want to question the 54-year-old after he forcibly used a cattle
brander on his 22-year-old new wife.

He reportedly tried to justify the assault by saying he wanted to make
sure other men knew she was 'his'.

Police called him in for questioning after his wife contacted a local
women's rights organisation.

A police spokesman said: "We want him for questioning. He has some
explaining to do."

Of course they omitted the locale where this happened. I'm guessing some where
without indoor plumbing?
Ben
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User: "Kelsey Bjarnason"

Title: Re: Jealous hubby branded bride's bum 25 Apr 2007 01:08:04 AM
On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:34:03 -0700, stoney wrote:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2109917.html?menu=news.quirkies.rockyrelationships


Jealous hubby branded bride's bum

A jealous husband is in trouble after branding his initials on his young
bride's buttocks on their wedding night.

Police want to question the 54-year-old after he forcibly used a cattle
brander on his 22-year-old new wife.

He reportedly tried to justify the assault by saying he wanted to make
sure other men knew she was 'his'.

Police called him in for questioning after his wife contacted a local
women's rights organisation.

A police spokesman said: "We want him for questioning. He has some
explaining to do."

One wonders. I mean, you can sort of almost see his reasoning, twisted
though it is, but it does raise the question... exactly how many other men
is he expecting to see her bare, branded *****?
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Jealous hubby branded bride's bum 25 Apr 2007 01:43:44 PM
"Kelsey Bjarnason" <kbjarnason@ncoldns.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:34:03 -0700, stoney wrote:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2109917.html?menu=news.quirkies.rockyrelationships


Jealous hubby branded bride's bum

A jealous husband is in trouble after branding his initials on his young
bride's buttocks on their wedding night.

Police want to question the 54-year-old after he forcibly used a cattle
brander on his 22-year-old new wife.

He reportedly tried to justify the assault by saying he wanted to make
sure other men knew she was 'his'.

Police called him in for questioning after his wife contacted a local
women's rights organisation.

A police spokesman said: "We want him for questioning. He has some
explaining to do."


One wonders. I mean, you can sort of almost see his reasoning, twisted
though it is, but it does raise the question... exactly how many other men
is he expecting to see her bare, branded *****?

I think he's assuming that because her butt's been branded that she won't be
showing it to anyone :P
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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