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"The Hamburglar" |
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20 Feb 2007 07:00:43 PM |
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Jesus |
Would go down on Him if he asked?
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| User: "Vigyazat" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 07:11:40 PM |
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"The Hamburglar" <hamburglar@whitehouse.gov> wrote ...
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Would who go down on him?
Come on - if you're going to troll, at least put a little bit of effort in.
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| User: "The Hamburglar" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 07:53:35 PM |
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"Vigyazat" <vigyazat@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in
news:UaudnemA1Li4AUbYRVnygAA@bt.com:
"The Hamburglar" <hamburglar@whitehouse.gov> wrote ...
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Would who go down on him?
Come on - if you're going to troll, at least put a little bit of
effort in.
I'm sorry.
I really shouldn't try to masturbate and type at the same time.
It won't happen again, I promise.
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| User: "Jeckyl" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 08:00:14 PM |
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I'm sorry.
I really shouldn't try to masturbate and type at the same time.
It won't happen again, I promise.
The masturbation or the typing ? .. hopefully the latter :)
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 11:38:18 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, The Hamburglar <hamburglar@whitehouse.gov>
bloodied us up with this:
"Vigyazat" <vigyazat@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in
news:UaudnemA1Li4AUbYRVnygAA@bt.com:
"The Hamburglar" <hamburglar@whitehouse.gov> wrote ...
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Would who go down on him?
Come on - if you're going to troll, at least put a little bit of
effort in.
I'm sorry.
I really shouldn't try to masturbate and type at the same time.
It won't happen again, I promise.
....and again
....and again
....and again
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
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| User: "the_Host" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 07:14:32 PM |
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"The Hamburglar" <hamburglar@whitehouse.gov> wrote in message
news:Xns98DDCB9337AB3hamburglar@208.49.80.253...
Would go down on Him if he asked?
The REAL question is: would you?
Come on, you know you were thinking about it...
Host.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
21 Feb 2007 01:44:30 PM |
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"The Hamburglar" <hamburglar@whitehouse.gov> wrote in message
news:Xns98DDCB9337AB3hamburglar@208.49.80.253...
Would go down on Him if he asked?
WHAT?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
23 Feb 2007 06:05:01 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"The Hamburglar" <hamburglar@whitehouse.gov> wrote in message
news:Xns98DDCB9337AB3hamburglar@208.49.80.253...
Would go down on Him if he asked?
that's what the priest did and he left his 'surplice' on the bed
WHAT?
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Joe King" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 11:04:38 PM |
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"The Hamburglar" <hamburglar@whitehouse.gov> wrote in message
news:Xns98DDCB9337AB3hamburglar@208.49.80.253...
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Would you?
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| User: "flightlessvacuum" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 07:21:18 PM |
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On Feb 21, 2:00 pm, The Hamburglar <hamburg...@whitehouse.gov> wrote:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Jebus is dead.
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| User: "the_Host" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 08:10:46 PM |
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"flightlessvacuum" <flightlessvacuumster@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1172020878.445913.156100@m58g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
On Feb 21, 2:00 pm, The Hamburglar <hamburg...@whitehouse.gov> wrote:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Jebus is dead.
Who the hell is Jebus?
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| User: "Vigyazat" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
21 Feb 2007 02:59:52 AM |
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"the_Host" <the_Host@everywhere.net> wrote ...
"flightlessvacuum" <flightlessvacuumster@gmail.com>
On Feb 21, 2:00 pm, The Hamburglar <hamburg...@whitehouse.gov> wrote:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Jebus is dead.
Who the hell is Jebus?
As I understand it, referring to Jesus in mock baby talk is thought to be a
devastating argument against Christianity.
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
21 Feb 2007 05:41:02 AM |
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Vigyazat wrote:
"the_Host" <the_Host@everywhere.net> wrote ...
"flightlessvacuum" <flightlessvacuumster@gmail.com>
On Feb 21, 2:00 pm, The Hamburglar <hamburg...@whitehouse.gov> wrote:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Jebus is dead.
Who the hell is Jebus?
As I understand it, referring to Jesus in mock baby talk is thought to be a
devastating argument against Christianity.
Here in Hong Kong the Chinese have an expression for anyone talking in a long
winded way making false claims and/or boasting, in Chinese it is, roughly
'gong Yerso' literally:
''Talk Jesus'
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| User: "flightlessvacuum" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 09:31:09 PM |
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On Feb 21, 3:10 pm, "the_Host" <the_H...@everywhere.net> wrote:
Who the hell is Jebus?
I have no idea.
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| User: "A Spastic Colon" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 09:35:06 PM |
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"flightlessvacuum" <flightlessvacuumster@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1172028669.195907.70720@m58g2000cwm.googlegroups.com:
On Feb 21, 3:10 pm, "the_Host" <the_H...@everywhere.net> wrote:
Who the hell is Jebus?
I have no idea.
Jebus Cwist.
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| User: "Jeckyl" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 09:40:50 PM |
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Who the hell is Jebus?
I have no idea.
He was the Sub of Gob.
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| User: "flightlessvacuum" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
22 Feb 2007 01:14:46 AM |
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On Feb 21, 4:40 pm, "Jeckyl" <n...@nowhere.com> wrote:
Who the hell is Jebus?
I have no idea.
He was the Sub of Gob.
Jebus Cwist the Sub of Gob.
I love it. :p
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 07:25:44 PM |
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On Feb 20, 8:21 pm, "flightlessvacuum"
<flightlessvacuums...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Feb 21, 2:00 pm, The Hamburglar <hamburg...@whitehouse.gov> wrote:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Jebus is dead.
Didn't Julio go down on Jesus in the school yard?
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| User: "Nosmo/King." |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 08:03:09 PM |
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"Eris" <vithant@gmail.com> wrote in news:1172021144.829318.285820
@v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com:
On Feb 20, 8:21 pm, "flightlessvacuum"
<flightlessvacuums...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Feb 21, 2:00 pm, The Hamburglar <hamburg...@whitehouse.gov> wrote:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Jebus is dead.
Didn't Julio go down on Jesus in the school yard?
Yep, funny.
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| User: "Stephen Knight" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 10:35:08 PM |
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On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:00:43 -0500, The Hamburglar
<hamburglar@whitehouse.gov> wrote:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
That's perverted. I know... He had twelve male followers wearing
dresses that would make a San Francisco bath house look like a
Sabbatical at the Vatican, he had long hair a beard and, lets face it,
he portrayed himself as a bear, but going around begging for head for
a power trip is just plain disgusting.
So the answer is no. I'm thinking flowers, chocolates or something.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
21 Feb 2007 01:46:04 PM |
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"Stephen Knight" <wooly51@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:adint2lk31esc2kquhmc8k04m6orie2mjd@4ax.com...
On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:00:43 -0500, The Hamburglar
<hamburglar@whitehouse.gov> wrote:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
That's perverted. I know... He had twelve male followers wearing
dresses that would make a San Francisco bath house look like a
Sabbatical at the Vatican, he had long hair a beard and, lets face it,
he portrayed himself as a bear, but going around begging for head for
a power trip is just plain disgusting.
So the answer is no. I'm thinking flowers, chocolates or something.
SNORTLE!!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
21 Feb 2007 05:18:37 PM |
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On Feb 20, 11:35 pm, Stephen Knight <wool...@comcast.net> wrote:
On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:00:43 -0500, The Hamburglar
<hamburg...@whitehouse.gov> wrote:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
That's perverted. I know... He had twelve male followers wearing
dresses that would make a San Francisco bath house look like a
Sabbatical at the Vatican, he had long hair a beard and, lets face it,
he portrayed himself as a bear, but going around begging for head for
a power trip is just plain disgusting.
So the answer is no. I'm thinking flowers, chocolates or something.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
Here is what gets me. I had a discussion with a Christian female about
the da Vinci code. And quoted the bible where the disciples asked the
Christ "Why do you kiss Mary so much, and not us?" She replied that
the Mary refered to was his mother! EUUUUUUUUH! And why do you kiss
her so MUCH? How gay is that?
Now let us look at the part AND NOT US! EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH! How
gay is that?
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 10:55:03 PM |
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Stephen Knight <wooly51@comcast.net> wrote in
news:adint2lk31esc2kquhmc8k04m6orie2mjd@4ax.com:
He had twelve male followers wearing
dresses that would make a San Francisco bath house look like a
Sabbatical at the Vatican,
I'm not sure what you meant here. Were you contrasting the Vatican with a
San Francisco bath house, or were you equating the Vatican with a bath
house? As I understand it, everyone in a San Francisco bath house is a
consenting adult, something not true of catholic assemblies.
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Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
-- Oscar Wilde
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| User: "A Spastic Colon" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 10:44:19 PM |
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Stephen Knight <wooly51@comcast.net> wrote in
news:adint2lk31esc2kquhmc8k04m6orie2mjd@4ax.com:
On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:00:43 -0500, The Hamburglar
<hamburglar@whitehouse.gov> wrote:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
That's perverted. I know... He had twelve male followers wearing
dresses that would make a San Francisco bath house look like a
Sabbatical at the Vatican, he had long hair a beard and, lets face it,
he portrayed himself as a bear, but going around begging for head for
a power trip is just plain disgusting.
So the answer is no. I'm thinking flowers, chocolates or something.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
ROFLMFAO!
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| User: "satyr" |
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20 Feb 2007 10:49:40 PM |
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On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:00:43 -0500, The Hamburglar
<hamburglar@whitehouse.gov> wrote:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Jesus is coming. Are you going to spit or swallow?
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satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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20 Feb 2007 11:44:41 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, The Hamburglar <hamburglar@whitehouse.gov>
bloodied us up with this:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Would you go down on Zeus?
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
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| User: "Lucifer" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
21 Feb 2007 01:53:44 PM |
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On Feb 21, 5:44 am, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, The Hamburglar <hamburg...@whitehouse.gov>
bloodied us up with this:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Would you go down on Zeus?
Or Priapus?
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Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil
and General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist, BAAWA Lowly Evilmeister and tamer of the Demon Duck
of Doom
Convicted by Earthquack
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
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| User: "Bill OReillys Erect Nipples" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
20 Feb 2007 07:26:25 PM |
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The Hamburglar <hamburglar@whitehouse.gov> wrote in
news:Xns98DDCB9337AB3hamburglar@208.49.80.253:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Yes, it's Christian thing to do.
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| User: "Snap Whipcrack.............." |
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| Title: Re: Jesus |
21 Feb 2007 09:50:31 AM |
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The Hamburglar wrote:
Would go down on Him if he asked?
Jesus sucked Mary's tits.
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