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"Paul Edwards" |
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12 May 2006 05:11:19 AM |
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Jesus has returned |
I am the second coming of Jesus. I know this because:
1. I have a miracle, documented at www.moatazilla.org .
2. I received revelations shortly after the miracle.
3. I have done everything in my power to fix this earth,
especially with regards to ending human rights abuses.
I can prove 1 and 3, but not 2.
BFN. Paul.
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus has returned |
12 May 2006 10:58:27 PM |
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"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> had me ROTFL with: news:44645f7a$0
$25249$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au:
I am the second coming of Jesus.
SURRRRRRRE you are, now go with the nice lady, she'll give you something to
help you relax...
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Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Plonked by Fred Stone 17/03/2006
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "Steve O" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus has returned |
12 May 2006 05:24:18 AM |
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"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:44645f7a$0$25249$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
I am the second coming of Jesus. I know this because:
1. I have a miracle, documented at www.moatazilla.org .
2. I received revelations shortly after the miracle.
3. I have done everything in my power to fix this earth,
especially with regards to ending human rights abuses.
I can prove 1 and 3, but not 2.
BFN. Paul.
That's nice.
--
Steve O
a.a. #2240
"Apparently, as I understand it , I am supposed to repent for being the way
that God made me, and then God will save me from God?"
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus has returned |
12 May 2006 01:40:48 PM |
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"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:44645f7a$0$25249$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
I am the second coming of Jesus. I know this because:
1. I have a miracle, documented at www.moatazilla.org .
2. I received revelations shortly after the miracle.
3. I have done everything in my power to fix this earth,
especially with regards to ending human rights abuses.
I can prove 1 and 3, but not 2.
BFN. Paul.
You should go look up the word coincidence in the dictionary
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| User: "Paul Edwards" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus has returned |
12 May 2006 02:28:16 PM |
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"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote in message news:i9SdnVcR7OQpS_nZRVnyvw@bt.com...
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:44645f7a$0$25249$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
I am the second coming of Jesus. I know this because:
1. I have a miracle, documented at www.moatazilla.org .
2. I received revelations shortly after the miracle.
3. I have done everything in my power to fix this earth,
especially with regards to ending human rights abuses.
I can prove 1 and 3, but not 2.
BFN. Paul.
You should go look up the word coincidence in the dictionary
My life's work as an atheist, searching for who I was -
the solution to the war on terror - coming to a climax
in message 666 on 9/11 in response to a post made on
my birthday was all just a gigantic coincidence?
You had to be there. Why weren't you?
Bye For Now. Paul.
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus has returned |
13 May 2006 05:40:36 AM |
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"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:4464e205$0$17541$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote in message
news:i9SdnVcR7OQpS_nZRVnyvw@bt.com...
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:44645f7a$0$25249$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
I am the second coming of Jesus. I know this because:
1. I have a miracle, documented at www.moatazilla.org .
2. I received revelations shortly after the miracle.
3. I have done everything in my power to fix this earth,
especially with regards to ending human rights abuses.
I can prove 1 and 3, but not 2.
BFN. Paul.
You should go look up the word coincidence in the dictionary
My life's work as an atheist, searching for who I was -
the solution to the war on terror - coming to a climax
in message 666 on 9/11 in response to a post made on
my birthday was all just a gigantic coincidence?
You had to be there. Why weren't you?
Bye For Now. Paul.
I was at work.
Seriously - if that's the best "miracle" you can come up with - I'm not
impressed.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus has returned |
12 May 2006 03:37:01 PM |
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"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:4464e205$0$17541$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote in message
news:i9SdnVcR7OQpS_nZRVnyvw@bt.com...
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:44645f7a$0$25249$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
I am the second coming of Jesus. I know this because:
1. I have a miracle, documented at www.moatazilla.org .
2. I received revelations shortly after the miracle.
3. I have done everything in my power to fix this earth,
especially with regards to ending human rights abuses.
I can prove 1 and 3, but not 2.
BFN. Paul.
You should go look up the word coincidence in the dictionary
My life's work as an atheist, searching for who I was -
the solution to the war on terror - coming to a climax
in message 666 on 9/11 in response to a post made on
my birthday was all just a gigantic coincidence?
You had to be there. Why weren't you?
LOL - You're a looney!
Bye For Now. Paul.
Ah, so it doesn't stand for "Big Fucking Nerd" ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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15 May 2006 10:03:39 PM |
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On Fri, 12 May 2006 16:37:01 -0400, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote:
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:4464e205$0$17541$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote in message
news:i9SdnVcR7OQpS_nZRVnyvw@bt.com...
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:44645f7a$0$25249$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
I am the second coming of Jesus. I know this because:
1. I have a miracle, documented at www.moatazilla.org .
2. I received revelations shortly after the miracle.
3. I have done everything in my power to fix this earth,
especially with regards to ending human rights abuses.
I can prove 1 and 3, but not 2.
BFN. Paul.
You should go look up the word coincidence in the dictionary
My life's work as an atheist, searching for who I was -
the solution to the war on terror - coming to a climax
in message 666 on 9/11 in response to a post made on
my birthday was all just a gigantic coincidence?
You had to be there. Why weren't you?
LOL - You're a looney!
Bye For Now. Paul.
Ah, so it doesn't stand for "Big Fucking Nerd" ;)
Hey, Don't talk to Jesus that way. :-)
Ben
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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16 May 2006 10:43:21 AM |
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"Ben Kaufman" <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in message
news:o7gi62lti5scq7o2f5qt6utnipe911en0f@4ax.com...
On Fri, 12 May 2006 16:37:01 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote:
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:4464e205$0$17541$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote in message
news:i9SdnVcR7OQpS_nZRVnyvw@bt.com...
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:44645f7a$0$25249$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
I am the second coming of Jesus. I know this because:
1. I have a miracle, documented at www.moatazilla.org .
2. I received revelations shortly after the miracle.
3. I have done everything in my power to fix this earth,
especially with regards to ending human rights abuses.
I can prove 1 and 3, but not 2.
BFN. Paul.
You should go look up the word coincidence in the dictionary
My life's work as an atheist, searching for who I was -
the solution to the war on terror - coming to a climax
in message 666 on 9/11 in response to a post made on
my birthday was all just a gigantic coincidence?
You had to be there. Why weren't you?
LOL - You're a looney!
Bye For Now. Paul.
Ah, so it doesn't stand for "Big Fucking Nerd" ;)
Hey, Don't talk to Jesus that way. :-)
Poo on Jesus!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus has returned |
17 May 2006 10:06:53 AM |
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On Tue, 16 May 2006 11:43:21 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"Ben Kaufman" <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in message
news:o7gi62lti5scq7o2f5qt6utnipe911en0f@4ax.com...
On Fri, 12 May 2006 16:37:01 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote:
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:4464e205$0$17541$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote in message
news:i9SdnVcR7OQpS_nZRVnyvw@bt.com...
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:44645f7a$0$25249$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
I am the second coming of Jesus. I know this because:
1. I have a miracle, documented at www.moatazilla.org .
2. I received revelations shortly after the miracle.
3. I have done everything in my power to fix this earth,
especially with regards to ending human rights abuses.
I can prove 1 and 3, but not 2.
BFN. Paul.
You should go look up the word coincidence in the dictionary
My life's work as an atheist, searching for who I was -
the solution to the war on terror - coming to a climax
in message 666 on 9/11 in response to a post made on
my birthday was all just a gigantic coincidence?
You had to be there. Why weren't you?
LOL - You're a looney!
Bye For Now. Paul.
Ah, so it doesn't stand for "Big Fucking Nerd" ;)
Hey, Don't talk to Jesus that way. :-)
Poo on Jesus!
Now you've got him all excited.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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17 May 2006 01:47:24 PM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:00fm62h8e8v3j5kne3m5i2g231csc2h566@4ax.com...
On Tue, 16 May 2006 11:43:21 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"Ben Kaufman" <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in
message
news:o7gi62lti5scq7o2f5qt6utnipe911en0f@4ax.com...
On Fri, 12 May 2006 16:37:01 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote:
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:4464e205$0$17541$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote in message
news:i9SdnVcR7OQpS_nZRVnyvw@bt.com...
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:44645f7a$0$25249$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
I am the second coming of Jesus. I know this because:
1. I have a miracle, documented at www.moatazilla.org .
2. I received revelations shortly after the miracle.
3. I have done everything in my power to fix this earth,
especially with regards to ending human rights abuses.
I can prove 1 and 3, but not 2.
BFN. Paul.
You should go look up the word coincidence in the dictionary
My life's work as an atheist, searching for who I was -
the solution to the war on terror - coming to a climax
in message 666 on 9/11 in response to a post made on
my birthday was all just a gigantic coincidence?
You had to be there. Why weren't you?
LOL - You're a looney!
Bye For Now. Paul.
Ah, so it doesn't stand for "Big Fucking Nerd" ;)
Hey, Don't talk to Jesus that way. :-)
Poo on Jesus!
Now you've got him all excited.
I have that effect on non-existent dieties <preen> ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "stoney" |
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18 May 2006 10:23:32 AM |
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On Wed, 17 May 2006 14:47:24 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:00fm62h8e8v3j5kne3m5i2g231csc2h566@4ax.com...
On Tue, 16 May 2006 11:43:21 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"Ben Kaufman" <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in
message
news:o7gi62lti5scq7o2f5qt6utnipe911en0f@4ax.com...
On Fri, 12 May 2006 16:37:01 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote:
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:4464e205$0$17541$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote in message
news:i9SdnVcR7OQpS_nZRVnyvw@bt.com...
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:44645f7a$0$25249$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
I am the second coming of Jesus. I know this because:
1. I have a miracle, documented at www.moatazilla.org .
2. I received revelations shortly after the miracle.
3. I have done everything in my power to fix this earth,
especially with regards to ending human rights abuses.
I can prove 1 and 3, but not 2.
BFN. Paul.
You should go look up the word coincidence in the dictionary
My life's work as an atheist, searching for who I was -
the solution to the war on terror - coming to a climax
in message 666 on 9/11 in response to a post made on
my birthday was all just a gigantic coincidence?
You had to be there. Why weren't you?
LOL - You're a looney!
Bye For Now. Paul.
Ah, so it doesn't stand for "Big Fucking Nerd" ;)
Hey, Don't talk to Jesus that way. :-)
Poo on Jesus!
Now you've got him all excited.
I have that effect on non-existent dieties <preen> ;)
That's corny.......
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Merlinman2005" |
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14 May 2006 04:04:13 PM |
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Dude, YOU choose the date you post. YOU chose to do it on 9/11, so you
can't put any weight on that fact. It's stupid.
And why should 9/11 mean anything anyway? It IS just another day.
Something has happened on every day of the year; just because I make a
post on the same date that Stephen King released Carrie, or on the day
that my friend's car got totalled, or any number of events, does not
mean that anything special is going on. A day is a day.
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| User: "Paul Edwards" |
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15 May 2006 01:29:07 AM |
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"Merlinman2005" <merlinman2005@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1147640653.422496.204170@j73g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Dude, YOU choose the date you post. YOU chose to do it on 9/11, so you
can't put any weight on that fact. It's stupid.
And why should 9/11 mean anything anyway? It IS just another day.
Something has happened on every day of the year; just because I make a
post on the same date that Stephen King released Carrie, or on the day
that my friend's car got totalled, or any number of events, does not
mean that anything special is going on. A day is a day.
9/11 is the most infamous date in western culture,
whether you like it or not. 666 is the most infamous
number in western culture, whether you like it or not.
The message that I wrote is the solution to the War
on Terror, whether you like it or not. These things
all combined in a miracle.
BFN. Paul.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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15 May 2006 09:56:55 AM |
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"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:44681fe7$0$17541$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
"Merlinman2005" <merlinman2005@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1147640653.422496.204170@j73g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Dude, YOU choose the date you post. YOU chose to do it on 9/11, so you
can't put any weight on that fact. It's stupid.
And why should 9/11 mean anything anyway? It IS just another day.
Something has happened on every day of the year; just because I make a
post on the same date that Stephen King released Carrie, or on the day
that my friend's car got totalled, or any number of events, does not
mean that anything special is going on. A day is a day.
9/11 is the most infamous date in western culture,
whether you like it or not. 666 is the most infamous
number in western culture, whether you like it or not.
The message that I wrote is the solution to the War
on Terror, whether you like it or not. These things
all combined in a miracle.
LOL! I guess coincidence = miracle in your world.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Liz" |
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15 May 2006 06:03:15 AM |
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On Mon, 15 May 2006 16:29:07 +1000, "Paul Edwards"
<kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> in news message
<44681fe7$0$17541$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au>
wrote:
"Merlinman2005" <merlinman2005@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1147640653.422496.204170@j73g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Dude, YOU choose the date you post. YOU chose to do it on 9/11, so you
can't put any weight on that fact. It's stupid.
And why should 9/11 mean anything anyway? It IS just another day.
Something has happened on every day of the year; just because I make a
post on the same date that Stephen King released Carrie, or on the day
that my friend's car got totalled, or any number of events, does not
mean that anything special is going on. A day is a day.
9/11 is the most infamous date in western culture,
whether you like it or not. 666 is the most infamous
number in western culture, whether you like it or not.
The message that I wrote is the solution to the War
on Terror, whether you like it or not. These things
all combined in a miracle.
Miracle (n) : an ordinary event that accomplishes nothing, which is
beyond the comprehension of its beholder.
Liz #658 BAAWA
I find it absolutely incredible that a creator god and his savior son
would, instead of coming down to earth and handing us their message
personally, choose to communicate with mankind through cheese sandwiches.
- Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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15 May 2006 03:24:59 AM |
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On Mon, 15 May 2006 16:29:07 +1000, "Paul Edwards"
<kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote:
- Refer:
<44681fe7$0$17541$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au>
"Merlinman2005" <merlinman2005@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1147640653.422496.204170@j73g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Dude, YOU choose the date you post. YOU chose to do it on 9/11, so you
can't put any weight on that fact. It's stupid.
And why should 9/11 mean anything anyway? It IS just another day.
Something has happened on every day of the year; just because I make a
post on the same date that Stephen King released Carrie, or on the day
that my friend's car got totalled, or any number of events, does not
mean that anything special is going on. A day is a day.
9/11 is the most infamous date in western culture,
*****.
25th of December is.
whether you like it or not. 666 is the most infamous
number in western culture, whether you like it or not.
*****.
13 is.
The message that I wrote is the solution to the War
on Terror, whether you like it or not.
*****.
"The War on Terror" is *****.
These things
all combined in a miracle.
*****.
They combined to produce fodder for a certifiable mental-case.
BFN. Paul.
"Big Fucking Nothing: Paul."
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| User: "HomoBlaxican" |
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17 May 2006 10:23:59 AM |
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Paul Edwards wrote:
"Merlinman2005" <merlinman2005@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1147640653.422496.204170@j73g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Dude, YOU choose the date you post. YOU chose to do it on 9/11, so you
can't put any weight on that fact. It's stupid.
And why should 9/11 mean anything anyway? It IS just another day.
Something has happened on every day of the year; just because I make a
post on the same date that Stephen King released Carrie, or on the day
that my friend's car got totalled, or any number of events, does not
mean that anything special is going on. A day is a day.
9/11 is the most infamous date in western culture,
whether you like it or not. 666 is the most infamous
number in western culture, whether you like it or not.
The message that I wrote is the solution to the War
on Terror, whether you like it or not. These things
all combined in a miracle.
BFN. Paul.
Naw dude. When you started to write your post, the post count had
reached like 663 or something. If I had seen that, I'd have thought
"Damn, I wish I could be number 666." In other words, when you began,
you already knew the number was approaching 666.
Choice.
You posted on this "infamous" day by your own
Choice.
You knew what you were writing about because of your own
Choice.
You chose to see a miracle. You are calling yourself the 2nd Jesus, a
blasphemous act in itself, and an act that is foreshadowing armeggedon
and the end times...
Choice.
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| User: "Paul Edwards" |
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17 May 2006 09:44:57 PM |
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"HomoBlaxican" <merlinman2005@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1147879439.142116.15700@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Paul Edwards wrote:
"Merlinman2005" <merlinman2005@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1147640653.422496.204170@j73g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Dude, YOU choose the date you post. YOU chose to do it on 9/11, so you
can't put any weight on that fact. It's stupid.
And why should 9/11 mean anything anyway? It IS just another day.
Something has happened on every day of the year; just because I make a
post on the same date that Stephen King released Carrie, or on the day
that my friend's car got totalled, or any number of events, does not
mean that anything special is going on. A day is a day.
9/11 is the most infamous date in western culture,
whether you like it or not. 666 is the most infamous
number in western culture, whether you like it or not.
The message that I wrote is the solution to the War
on Terror, whether you like it or not. These things
all combined in a miracle.
BFN. Paul.
Naw dude. When you started to write your post, the post count had
reached like 663 or something. If I had seen that, I'd have thought
"Damn, I wish I could be number 666." In other words, when you began,
you already knew the number was approaching 666.
Choice.
Actually I wasn't giving a second thought to the number.
I wasn't a numerologist. I was a hard core atheist.
And there is an 8-hour gap between message 665 and
666. If I were deliberately doing it I wouldn't have
allowed someone else that much time to write a post.
It is like God kept everyone away from the blog
waiting for me to come up with my message.
You posted on this "infamous" day by your own
Choice.
Actually the day was unimportant. I was just working
as hard as I could to try to get the words to describe
my religion as an atheist.
You knew what you were writing about because of your own
Choice.
I knew what I was aiming for, which was a description
of my religion.
You chose to see a miracle. You are calling yourself the 2nd Jesus, a
blasphemous act in itself, and an act that is foreshadowing armeggedon
and the end times...
Choice.
The miracle is there for all to see. But you choose to be
wilfully blind. That's YOUR choice.
BFN. Paul.
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18 May 2006 11:18:46 AM |
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"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:446bdfe2$0$17541
snip
Actually the day was unimportant. I was just working
as hard as I could to try to get the words to describe
my religion as an atheist.
Thanks for proving that you a) were never an atheist and b) don't even know
the meaning of the word.
snip
The miracle is there for all to see. But you choose to be
wilfully blind. That's YOUR choice.
Lame copout.
You're a fraud and you know it.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Paul Edwards" |
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18 May 2006 10:42:42 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message news:4d3ku2F184t4gU1@individual.net...
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:446bdfe2$0$17541
snip
Actually the day was unimportant. I was just working
as hard as I could to try to get the words to describe
my religion as an atheist.
Thanks for proving that you a) were never an atheist and b) don't even know
the meaning of the word.
I believed that there was no God. That makes me an
atheist.
The miracle is there for all to see. But you choose to be
wilfully blind. That's YOUR choice.
Lame copout.
You're a fraud and you know it.
No, I know I am the real thing, because I received revelations
shortly after my miracle. Also there is the fact that I have
spent my whole life trying to fix this earth, which is why it
was me that wrote message 666, not someone else.
BFN. Paul.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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19 May 2006 10:43:03 AM |
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"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:446d3ef1$0$17542$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:4d3ku2F184t4gU1@individual.net...
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:446bdfe2$0$17541
snip
Actually the day was unimportant. I was just working
as hard as I could to try to get the words to describe
my religion as an atheist.
Thanks for proving that you a) were never an atheist and b) don't even
know
the meaning of the word.
I believed that there was no God. That makes me an
atheist.
The miracle is there for all to see. But you choose to be
wilfully blind. That's YOUR choice.
Lame copout.
You're a fraud and you know it.
No, I know I am the real thing, because I received revelations
shortly after my miracle.
Yeah, sure you did. BTW, you might want to be aware that hearing voices is
a classic sign of mental illness.
Also there is the fact that I have
spent my whole life trying to fix this earth, which is why it
was me that wrote message 666, not someone else.
You're doing an incredibly shitty job. Pretty lousy messiah.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Paul Edwards" |
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19 May 2006 11:13:24 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message news:4d6772F18mqknU1@individual.net...
You're a fraud and you know it.
No, I know I am the real thing, because I received revelations
shortly after my miracle.
Yeah, sure you did. BTW, you might want to be aware that hearing voices is
a classic sign of mental illness.
It wasn't voices. It was long sequences of what I can
only describe as "random thoughts".
Also there is the fact that I have
spent my whole life trying to fix this earth, which is why it
was me that wrote message 666, not someone else.
You're doing an incredibly shitty job. Pretty lousy messiah.
Wrong. We're on the verge of world freedom. All that
needs to happen is for Bush to nod his head and the rest
of the world will be liberated. All we need to do is get
public opinion in favour of the liberation of the rest of
the world. FIGHT SUBJUGATION.
BFN. Paul.
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| User: "Liz" |
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20 May 2006 07:18:11 AM |
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On Sat, 20 May 2006 14:13:24 +1000, "Paul Edwards"
<kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> in news message
<446e979d$0$17549$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au>
wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message news:4d6772F18mqknU1@individual.net...
You're a fraud and you know it.
No, I know I am the real thing, because I received revelations
shortly after my miracle.
Yeah, sure you did. BTW, you might want to be aware that hearing voices is
a classic sign of mental illness.
It wasn't voices. It was long sequences of what I can
only describe as "random thoughts".
Random thoughts? Everyone gets random thoughts. Not everyone thinks
they are a revelation. Well, at least sane people don't.
Also there is the fact that I have
spent my whole life trying to fix this earth, which is why it
was me that wrote message 666, not someone else.
You're doing an incredibly shitty job. Pretty lousy messiah.
Wrong. We're on the verge of world freedom. All that
needs to happen is for Bush to nod his head and the rest
of the world will be liberated. All we need to do is get
public opinion in favour of the liberation of the rest of
the world. FIGHT SUBJUGATION.
Bush already looks like a bobble head doll. What is holding him back?
Liz #658 BAAWA
Religion may in most of its forms be defined as the
belief that the gods are on the side of the government.
-- Bertrand Russell
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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20 May 2006 01:57:32 AM |
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On Sat, 20 May 2006 14:13:24 +1000, "Paul Edwards"
<kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote:
- Refer:
<446e979d$0$17549$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au>
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message news:4d6772F18mqknU1@individual.net...
You're a fraud and you know it.
No, I know I am the real thing, because I received revelations
shortly after my miracle.
Yeah, sure you did. BTW, you might want to be aware that hearing voices is
a classic sign of mental illness.
It wasn't voices. It was long sequences of what I can
only describe as "random thoughts".
Also there is the fact that I have
spent my whole life trying to fix this earth, which is why it
was me that wrote message 666, not someone else.
You're doing an incredibly shitty job. Pretty lousy messiah.
Wrong. We're on the verge of world freedom. All that
needs to happen is for Bush to nod his head and the rest
of the world will be liberated. All we need to do is get
public opinion in favour of the liberation of the rest of
the world. FIGHT SUBJUGATION.
STRUGGLE AGAINST REALITY!
--
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| User: "stoney" |
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19 May 2006 12:56:39 PM |
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On Fri, 19 May 2006 11:43:03 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:446d3ef1$0$17542$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:4d3ku2F184t4gU1@individual.net...
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:446bdfe2$0$17541
snip
Actually the day was unimportant. I was just working
as hard as I could to try to get the words to describe
my religion as an atheist.
Thanks for proving that you a) were never an atheist and b) don't even
know
the meaning of the word.
I believed that there was no God. That makes me an
atheist.
The miracle is there for all to see. But you choose to be
wilfully blind. That's YOUR choice.
Lame copout.
You're a fraud and you know it.
No, I know I am the real thing, because I received revelations
shortly after my miracle.
Yeah, sure you did. BTW, you might want to be aware that hearing voices is
a classic sign of mental illness.
Also there is the fact that I have
spent my whole life trying to fix this earth, which is why it
was me that wrote message 666, not someone else.
You're doing an incredibly shitty job. Pretty lousy messiah.
What else can be expected from a Bush Leaguer?
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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19 May 2006 06:47:30 PM |
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On Fri, 19 May 2006 10:56:39 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <vl1s62hbgv8casafk76varqrsgmnavu5gc@4ax.com>
On Fri, 19 May 2006 11:43:03 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:446d3ef1$0$17542$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:4d3ku2F184t4gU1@individual.net...
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:446bdfe2$0$17541
snip
Actually the day was unimportant. I was just working
as hard as I could to try to get the words to describe
my religion as an atheist.
Thanks for proving that you a) were never an atheist and b) don't even
know
the meaning of the word.
I believed that there was no God. That makes me an
atheist.
The miracle is there for all to see. But you choose to be
wilfully blind. That's YOUR choice.
Lame copout.
You're a fraud and you know it.
No, I know I am the real thing, because I received revelations
shortly after my miracle.
Yeah, sure you did. BTW, you might want to be aware that hearing voices is
a classic sign of mental illness.
Also there is the fact that I have
spent my whole life trying to fix this earth, which is why it
was me that wrote message 666, not someone else.
You're doing an incredibly shitty job. Pretty lousy messiah.
What else can be expected from a Bush Leaguer?
Corruption.
--
Michael Gray.
Founding Member and Doorman,
Earthquack's 666 Club.
EAC Trainee Inquisitor of the month (2nd runner up: April)
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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19 May 2006 06:47:14 PM |
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On Fri, 19 May 2006 11:43:03 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
- Refer: <4d6772F18mqknU1@individual.net>
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:446d3ef1$0$17542$61c65585@un-2park-reader-01.sydney.pipenetworks.com.au...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:4d3ku2F184t4gU1@individual.net...
"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
news:446bdfe2$0$17541
snip
Actually the day was unimportant. I was just working
as hard as I could to try to get the words to describe
my religion as an atheist.
Thanks for proving that you a) were never an atheist and b) don't even
know
the meaning of the word.
I believed that there was no God. That makes me an
atheist.
The miracle is there for all to see. But you choose to be
wilfully blind. That's YOUR choice.
Lame copout.
You're a fraud and you know it.
No, I know I am the real thing, because I received revelations
shortly after my miracle.
Yeah, sure you did. BTW, you might want to be aware that hearing voices is
a classic sign of mental illness.
Also there is the fact that I have
spent my whole life trying to fix this earth, which is why it
was me that wrote message 666, not someone else.
You're doing an incredibly shitty job. Pretty lousy messiah.
I want him to walk on water.
Or failing that, walk on a busy Autobahn.
--
Michael Gray.
Founding Member and Doorman,
Earthquack's 666 Club.
EAC Trainee Inquisitor of the month (2nd runner up: April)
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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| User: "HomoBlaxican" |
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| Title: Re: Jesus has returned |
18 May 2006 02:25:55 AM |
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Paul Edwards wrote:
"HomoBlaxican" <merlinman2005@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1147879439.142116.15700@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Paul Edwards wrote:
"Merlinman2005" <merlinman2005@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1147640653.422496.204170@j73g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Dude, YOU choose the date you post. YOU chose to do it on 9/11, so you
can't put any weight on that fact. It's stupid.
And why should 9/11 mean anything anyway? It IS just another day.
Something has happened on every day of the year; just because I make a
post on the same date that Stephen King released Carrie, or on the day
that my friend's car got totalled, or any number of events, does not
mean that anything special is going on. A day is a day.
9/11 is the most infamous date in western culture,
whether you like it or not. 666 is the most infamous
number in western culture, whether you like it or not.
The message that I wrote is the solution to the War
on Terror, whether you like it or not. These things
all combined in a miracle.
BFN. Paul.
Naw dude. When you started to write your post, the post count had
reached like 663 or something. If I had seen that, I'd have thought
"Damn, I wish I could be number 666." In other words, when you began,
you already knew the number was approaching 666.
Choice.
Actually I wasn't giving a second thought to the number.
I wasn't a numerologist. I was a hard core atheist.
And there is an 8-hour gap between message 665 and
666. If I were deliberately doing it I wouldn't have
allowed someone else that much time to write a post.
It is like God kept everyone away from the blog
waiting for me to come up with my message.
You posted on this "infamous" day by your own
Choice.
Actually the day was unimportant. I was just working
as hard as I could to try to get the words to describe
my religion as an atheist.
You knew what you were writing about because of your own
Choice.
I knew what I was aiming for, which was a description
of my religion.
You chose to see a miracle. You are calling yourself the 2nd Jesus, a
blasphemous act in itself, and an act that is foreshadowing armeggedon
and the end times...
Choice.
The miracle is there for all to see. But you choose to be
wilfully blind. That's YOUR choice.
BFN. Paul.
Even better, you posted knowing the last post was number 665. You KNEW
you'd be 666.
COINCIDENCE. Or CHOICE.
And once again, since you chose to post on that day (I'm not saying you
originally had the intention of going "Hey! It's 9.11!!") you cannot
add weight to it. It was your doing.
Choice.
And if you were an atheist, you don't have a fucking religion. Atheism
isn't a religion. You give the rest of us a bad name, that's how
theists come to call atheism a religion, and lump us all in one group.
How is that a "scientifically verifiable miracle"? It is a collection
of coincidences, which I don't even wanna call Coincidences, since all
the factors were achieved through your own doing. It is not a miracle.
Somebody had to make that numbered post, and there was a 99% chance it
would be done on that day. I'm guessing the blog's topic was
political? So then most of the posts were like yours, claiming a
solution and trying to better the situation.
(((And on a personal note: Can you please stop putting your replies in
the middle of my quoted posts? It sucks to have to search through my
paragraphs to find the broken areas where you inserted your reply.
Just a thought, I'm not demanding it of you, though it would make it
easier to read and find your own stuff.)))
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| User: "Paul Edwards" |
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18 May 2006 03:52:26 AM |
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"HomoBlaxican" <merlinman2005@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1147937155.236798.127420@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
Actually I wasn't giving a second thought to the number.
I wasn't a numerologist. I was a hard core atheist.
And there is an 8-hour gap between message 665 and
666. If I were deliberately doing it I wouldn't have
allowed someone else that much time to write a post.
It is like God kept everyone away from the blog
waiting for me to come up with my message.
You posted on this "infamous" day by your own
Choice.
Actually the day was unimportant. I was just working
as hard as I could to try to get the words to describe
my religion as an atheist.
You knew what you were writing about because of your own
Choice.
I knew what I was aiming for, which was a description
of my religion.
You chose to see a miracle. You are calling yourself the 2nd Jesus, a
blasphemous act in itself, and an act that is foreshadowing armeggedon
and the end times...
Choice.
The miracle is there for all to see. But you choose to be
wilfully blind. That's YOUR choice.
BFN. Paul.
Even better, you posted knowing the last post was number 665. You KNEW
you'd be 666.
Yes, when I had finally figured out my religion, I posted
my message. And I knew it was going to be 666, because
I could see that there were already 665 messages. It was
spooky writing that message.
And once again, since you chose to post on that day (I'm not saying you
originally had the intention of going "Hey! It's 9.11!!") you cannot
add weight to it. It was your doing.
The only thing I deliberately chose to do was to identify
my religion, which I shared with the US and Australian
governments.
And if you were an atheist, you don't have a fucking religion. Atheism
isn't a religion. You give the rest of us a bad name, that's how
theists come to call atheism a religion, and lump us all in one group.
I had a religion/ideology, even as an atheist. It was
just a matter of identifying it.
How is that a "scientifically verifiable miracle"? It is a collection
of coincidences, which I don't even wanna call Coincidences, since all
the factors were achieved through your own doing. It is not a miracle.
I didn't deliberately arrange for the unveiling of my
religion to come in message 666 on 9/11 in response
to a post made on my birthday. That was all
coincidence/miracle.
Somebody had to make that numbered post, and there was a 99% chance it
would be done on that day. I'm guessing the blog's topic was
political? So then most of the posts were like yours, claiming a
solution and trying to better the situation.
Sure, all the posts over all the time the Iraqi blogs have
been in operation have been about coming up with a
solution to the problem. I'm the one who came up the
solution.
BFN. Paul.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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18 May 2006 04:10:41 AM |
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"Paul Edwards" <kerravon@nosppaam.w3.to> wrote in message
snip
Yes, when I had finally figured out my religion, I posted
my message. And I knew it was going to be 666, because
I could see that there were already 665 messages. It was
spooky writing that message.
Whatever, dude. It's still not a miracle. Get over it already.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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